#laugh or i tell more jokes

[writeouswriter]

Why does a writer want attention and comments on their work is like asking why does a stand up comedian want the audience to laugh at their jokes when they’re on stage

[sobsicles]

i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

[almea]

All I want is for Blake's parents to come back and see Blake laughing at every single dumb joke Yang makes and Yang telling more dumb jokes when Blake's around because she likes making her laugh and both of them just Knowing.

[jigsawvevo]

you want me to play a game... the thing that killed adam stanheight

[merrysithmas]

vader's fixation on obi-wan causing his problems is the star wars equivalent of the "Thanks Obama" meme.

anything goes wrong ever in sw-

some hillybilly alien: Thanks Obiwan

[alsaurus-loves-dean]

“There’s something about being in front of the people that love the art that you’re creating. And there’s an energy, and there’s an exchange there, in my opinion. There’s-I’ve often said, you know, it’s fuel. It’s fuel I get from the people who-and it also makes me think harder about what I’m doing. You know, they’re dissecting these characters, and these relationships, and scripts. And it’s so fun to be in conversation with people who are into it just as much as you are. If not more, sometimes!”

[miamaymarry]

I want to invite you to safe the picture and fill the speechbubble with whatever (nonsense) comes to your mind. If anyone of you missed that I’m heartbroken as fuck, just unfollow me.  

[ducktracy]

I am curious to know how you came to like Daffy and Porky so much. :-)

HMMMM... a myriad of reasons (because nothing can ever be simple huh?) but i think the biggest is just "i relate to them and think they're funny"

there IS something funny about saying you (in a general sense) relate to LT characters since they're so often vehicles for gags and humor BUT I DO HAHA. i relate to Daffy's overzealousness and always living at every extreme/a little TOO passionate and emotional, as well as always social and a little annoying, and i relate to Porky's very oblivious/gullible but good-hearted nature, being stubborn/persnickety and Just Kinda Weird and unintentionally eccentric in general LOL. i guess that's a very bare bones example but i'm also scratching my head here like wait...... how DO i relate to these 85 year old barnyard animals who just blow each other up... but i do! they're my buds

AAAAND when i got into LT i originally wanted to get into it for Bugs (THAT WORKED OUT WELL HUH) but got sidetracked and binged all of Bob Clampett's work first, and since Clampett's first 4 years of filmography were nothing but black and white Porky (and the occasional Daffy) cartoons i got attached to them very quickly through that; i thought the fact that these cartoons were in black and white and so DIFFERENT than what i was used to was really fascinating and that fascination has always stuck with me. i'm definitely apologetic of a lot of Porky cartoons i know are bad/mediocre but i love anyway HAHA i'm just really entertained by him in general. Porky's general existence is genuinely fascinating and hilarious to me (and not in a "haha look at the funny pig stutter" way, but more so "i think the way Porky carries himself and acts the way he does naturally is absolutely hilarious and a joke in itself, even when its not intended to be") and the same can be said for Daffy too, though much of my fascination from him comes from actual things he does and says rather than just merely existing

LIKE. a few weeks ago i watched Ali-Baba Bound which is a not very fantastic Clampett-Porky cartoon (racism aside), but i found myself going "oh my god, Porky said 6 lines in this short instead of 2!! he made a reference to Blondie and i understood it! THIS IS FANTASTIC!" and had to pause and ask myself what i was even saying. that usually goes for most mediocre Porky cartoons with me

Daffy i'm much more picky about because i'm more passionate about him/maintaining the depictions i like most so to speak, but i've just always really resonated with him (not counting the later Chuck Jones/Friz Freleng versions because that makes me look terrible and not what i have in mind when i say that HAHAHAHA). he's my favorite cartoon character! i've gone into it in depth before and will again when i can articulate it more clearly but i can relate to him a lot, and i've always been taken in with his charisma/social nature and fascinated by history

AND LIKE. they're my brand at this point, everyone knows me as That Porky and Daffy Guy (including my co-workers, the first Zoom meeting i ever attended my coworker said "i didn't recognize you because you weren't a duck!") and i don't see my interest fading anytime soon

my interest in LT isn't purely for Porky and Daffy, it's the history behind it and the people who made these characters so great more than anything, BUT with that said...i'd be lying if i said the reason why i watch 90% of modern LT media wasn't because that Daffy and/or Porky were in it in some capacity

when in doubt:

[fangwhoria]

i work with little kids now and today was my first day off and i literally already miss them so much…. i kept telling these little girls id make friendship bracelets with them on tuesday and i never got a chance to so of i cant tomorrow i might actually cry

[cognitosclowns]

congrats on getting your account back! maybe in honor of it,,, could we get A.B’s s/o giving him oral? x)

*CLUTCHES HEAD* I WROTE LIKE 1000 WORDS FOR THIS BUT MY LAPTOP DIED WHILE I WAS GETTING A TEA, FUCK </3. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, I AM JUST MOURNING MY OWN IDIOCY SMNDSMDN

NSFT BELOW, MINORS DNI

EEE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO WRITE ABOUT THIS <333

FIRST OF ALL, DON'T WORRY IF YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE LMAO HE TALKS A BIG GAME BUT ALSO HES LITERALLY ONLY EVER HAD SEX W/ YOU, HE HAS NOTHING TO COMPARE TO.

OH HE LOVES ORAL <333 I'm thinking mostly bc,,, its just so slick?? His interactions w/ any form of water are extremely limited, bc,, yknow,,, Robot smdnsd.

so,,, it's just such a Delightful, Unfamiliar Sensory Experience? He knows he'll never get bored of the feeling of,, Saliva and Tongue <33 the soft, specific texture of it?? The variety of texture btwn sections of your mouth + throat?? <3333333333

Besides <33 you look darling when you're on your knees <3

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BE A SMUG MOTHERFUCKER THE WHOLE TIME.

The slight tilt to his head?? That half-lidded stare, just barely smirking down at you??? Deep, happy hums when you do smth he likes - a few little glitches, here and there? <333 tapping your cheekbones w/ two fingers to coax you to look up at him??

LIKE <333 HE HAS SUCH A THING FOR POWER AND YOURE LITERALLY ON YOUR KNEES <33 OFC HE'S GETTING A MASSIVE EGO BOOST.

Lots of <3333 rubbing your shoulders?? vv firm grip, 

OH it definitely depends on his mood but,, the chances of him fucking your mouth are high.

Esp if you start teasing him?? Like when he gets close you,, purposefully start giving feather-light touches?? giving him this cocky grin?? <3 play stupid games, win stupid prizes - your throat is gonna HURT tmrw <333

EEE ALSO,, <333 if you really wanna get him, make it SUPER ERRATIC.Like,, bobbing your head a few times, randomly pulling back to give some vv messy swirls on the tip, before swallowing him down again?? <33 OH you’re gonna get some delightful glitches <3

usually when he cums he much prefers to see it on your tongue <33 like,, he’ll snatch your jaw after and tell you to open up?? So he can see your mouth full of it before you swallow?? <33333

theres smth about seeing it,, almost overflowing out of your mouth that gets him?? Like being able to see the exact quantity you swallow?? YEA <33

THERE ARE rare times where he,, prefers for you to swallow it down all together <33 in which case you’ll be getting some Very Nice Praise outta him <3 some spattering of pet names (read : my darling human <3).

IN SUMMARY <333 HIM <333

[thefrickinfrogsmademegay]

Just realized that I’m not actually creating different personalities for people, I’m just masking my ADHD so they’ll actually like me and that’s why I feel so annoyed at myself when I actually let myself be loud and talkative, because I feel so ashamed of unmasking and not being normal. 

How fun. 

[kuroimarzipan]

thinking about how niuwyb showed up at the drowning wench at the start of ARR to sign up to the adventurer’s guild and she had no memories and no name and Baderon jokingly suggested something that literally just translates from old roegadyn to “new woman”. and she was like. yeah that’ll do it. and now the warrior of light is called. new woman.

[lemoncupcake]

no season after 5 of any show is canon, it’s all just showrunner-sanctioned fanfic

[lemntri]

reading lizzy's msgs on discord. im this close to crying

[bananxious]

Love how we all have our own unique styles and interpretations of Sam and Max but still with the same basic foundations and dynamics. It's like a much cuter Rorschach Test

[elijahs-wife]

alright i don't know who needs to hear this but!! you can be funny without making jokes about women or violence against women!! you can be funny without making jokes about marginalised groups or using racial slurs!! you can be funny without making jokes about fat people or disabled people or the lgbtq+ community!! it truly is possible to be funny without being a jackass :)