Call me silly but I feel almost like Ragatha would make a necklace for Pomni out of crocheted or knitted yarn and ribbon, and she means it as a 'this is my wet cat of a girlfriend, obviously' but Pomni is as dense as lead and just thinks it's a gift until Zooble calls her a dummy for not realizing sooner, "For &#)¢£× sake Pomni, it's got a BELL."
this woukd literally happen actyally zooble is tired of their bullshit
little bonus of jax teasing ragatha about putting a bell on her wet cat girlfriend and ragatha gushing about how cute she looks
Anon that asked for Maegor's wives here!!! Omg, i totally loved your takes about the first three wives (I call them myself "The laughning wives" bcs they married Maegor "happily and laughning" hehe). So, now your takes on the "Black brides", do you think Maegor letted them had their mourning clothes or got her all covered in gold that weighted like chains over them? And for the general fashion of the court? I am sorry if this are a lot of questions, i just really enjoy your fashion takes!
Thank you dear sweet baby anon 🫶
Being from the Reach, Elinor dressed in the traditional fashions, but based on what we are given about her character, she seems to be a somber and modest woman. Even before she was married to Maegor, she dressed simply, still fitting for a noblewoman but nothing flashy. After her husbands murder she probably never wore anything other than black, unless Maegor forced her into something else. Even her wedding dress was a plain black mourning gown. Once Maegor died and she became a septa to Jaehaerys, she never ditched the bare bones simplicity and coverage of her mourning clothes, dressing like a commoner for the rest of her days
Rhaena was never exceedingly extravagant, even when her father was king and she wasn’t on the run. Her outfits were always made from the finest of materials but never flashy, looking like they belonged on a merchants wife. Once Maegor called her forward, he probably dressed her in richly decorated, low cut, large skirted gowns more fitting to her station, as a way to anger his niece (though they were always black, as he took pride in causing the death of the husbands of his three brides). After she escaped and Jaehaerys was made king, she reverted back to her old fashion. However in the years that followed Elissa’s betrayal, her mother’s death in childbirth, the poisoning of her companions, and the brutal death of Aerea she became increasingly bitter and closed off. She put almost no effort into how she looked, allowing herself to be dressed like an old merchants widow until the end of her days
Poor Jeyne Westerling dressed in the typical fashions of the Westerlands once her mourning period had ended (fashions similar to the reach) with slim skirts and high waists and gauzy veils. After Maegor sets sights on her, he dresses her in black once more, the simple and elegant mourning gowns to parade his new bride around in. Once she falls pregnant, a rarely elated Maegor allows her whatever she desires, and lauds her with extravagant gifts, clothing included. Up until the day of her untimely death, she was wearing cloth of gold skirts and puffy sleeves the size of her head.
WWHEN WHREN WHEN POSSESSED ID*A ACTS JJUST LIKE LEONA AND
DOES AN EVIL LAUGHN WITBH HIS HAND SLICKING HIS HAIR BACK AND!??##!#??:????:!**
STOPP STOP HES SUPPOSED TO BE A PATHETIC WET CAT OF A MAN HES NOT ALLOWED TO ACT COOL EVER, I WILL MALFUNCTION THE HUMAN BODY WASN'T MADE TO UNDERSTAND THIS
When he saw his children at first he was horrified. Trully and completely horrified for the sight of the twisted limps that should not look like the withered branches of the Woods and trees, horrified about the male and female genitalia that lays so confortably between his children's legs, disgusted for the small and deformed wings like the ones of a sick dragon. He is horrified, and he is more horrified about the fact that those are trully his children, blood of his bloos, his seed that was planted on Elinor's abd Jeyne's wombs and gave life to such creatures. It is his own blood the one that flows in the veins of such wretched creatures, the one who made their little hearts beat, even if it was for just some instants. It was his, his, and only his. He cannot stop the love and tenderness mix with his horror while his own heart squeezes itself in repulsion and love. When he notices, he is alredy leaning to their little cheeks. A Kiss, he tells himself. Just a little Kiss for my own blood and then their bodies shall find eternal rest. His lips touched the cheeks of the infants. They still hold a bit of the warm of life, the soft Meat moves under Maegor's weight. Is squeezable and soft, it invites the king to give another Kiss, and another, and another and another, and then a bite. A playful bite that definetely would get the babies giggling and laughning in his arms. He gives another, and then another one. And when he notices, he had alredy devoured half of the face of the baby on his arms. The blood dirties his chest and clothes and his face is covered with pieces of Meat. The soft baby skin gets stuck between his fangs and tongue, he savours it and takes another big bite. This time from the belly of the baby. The blood flows from the dead bodie and he drinks it like he would drink the most delicious wine in all of the seven kingdoms. He cannot stop. He doesn't want to stop. For a moment he thinks the dead bodies in his hands are screaming and crying with all their lungs, they are kicking him to stop biting amd licking and savouring, untill he notices that its not kicks, it is his own arms, who trembles in excitment and Pure adrenaline. And the cries? Those are not babies' cries, those are his whines and cries, whimes and cries of ecstasy.
Still laughning at Kazuki because he wanted to win back Miri's loves towards him going all the way to her good side with good words and all to receive a no ''NOPE''(that she didn't mean it) response.
Lesous:*just put some salt and fish sauce in the water that his dad is gonna have* sorry what's the question-
Some cough could be Heard in the kitchend, as well as the voice of Mammon Oh oh.
Mammon: LESOUS SITRI AVARICE! Where are you!
Lesous: OH no, *tries to run but sudently he's lifted by his shirt a little chirp is Heard* D-dad?
Mammon: Ok Young man may you explain this? *He said with the vase in his hand* i know It was you because we're the only ones here
Lesous: Um, ah, LOOK! *He said trying to dristract his dad so he can scape, but It didn't work*
Mammon: Too bold of a move, now time for your punishment * He then proced to put lesous in his back on the floor and stars to tickles him*
Lesous: HAHAHAHA *chirp* d-dad *chirp* stop!
Mammon: *laughning* why? You little prankster *he continiued until he finally let him go, he pick him Up and give him some smoches on his check* I should teach you some better pranks.
Lesous: *Breaht some Air back and chirps at his dad* really? That would be cool!
("I can certainly see why you always complain about Prussia."C)
("Hm?"-L)
The meme is from @itsme7o3.
Canada just found it and showed it to Lithuania, who started laughning at it c:
(By the way, I found a new technique of digital art, what you think about it?)
THAT'S ME I'M THE PEOPLE IN KINK AND Q.SMP TUMBLR. And I'm in shambles btw. It’s not even funny anymore, when they first brought out the cake I remember being like "haha wouldn't it be kind of funny if they just go wild with it" AND THE GUY FUCKING DID IT. what kind of bit was even that. he even started saying things like ohh i'm so hungry, i have such an appetite. WHY. that was a very personal attack, he was just laughning at my face at that point.
I was watching with my partner just dying laughing looking over at them like "are you fucking kidding me?"
I'd already made about five or so wine drunk comments about how hot he is before he dunked his face in a cake and started feeding the other two, what a weird fucking bit designed specifically to make us lose our minds a;sldkfj