it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."
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woe. doomed circumstantial yaoi be upon ye
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"how can you ship them? amanda shot lynn!" yeah and lawrence left adam to rot, hoffman panini pressed strahm, john put william through trials harder than jesus could handle in the desert idk maybe they all wanted to kiss their crushes but panicked and killed them instead stfu
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You ask these two who their favorite little guy is and their response sounds so unreal they whip out photographic evidence
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