"how can you ship them? amanda shot lynn!" yeah and lawrence left adam to rot, hoffman panini pressed strahm, john put william through trials harder than jesus could handle in the desert idk maybe they all wanted to kiss their crushes but panicked and killed them instead stfu
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don't cry. hello kitty john and cinnamoroll william ok ?
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you know a ship's got you real hooked if u go out of your comfort zone to make a painting for them
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i think it'd be really funny if john just kinda kept william around not as a lover not as an apprentice but as a secret third thing. kind of like a pet but also not. william is like the bug he keeps in a jar just to stare at for an unnerving amount of time. occasionally he shakes the jar just to see what happens. all of his apprentices are confused as to why this guy is hanging around. or why he's not dead. hoffman just thinks it's really fucking annoying. oh you get to keep your irritating fucking blood sucking health insurance ceo but i can't keep my fbi agent on a leash and collar in a dimly lit cell with only a dog food bowl to keep him company? fuck you john
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piranhashipping good ending
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y'know what, imma say it: those noises???? easton makes??? all that pathetic sobbing when reaping what he sowed??? the big doe 'please don't kill me' shiny eyes??? WHORE. shameless slut behavior, and he couldn't shut up about his formula??? that's gay. what you calculating???? probability of sucking old man dick??? piranha in brazilian portuguese's derogatory for whore which is why he's got an aquarium full of them 'cause it reflects the ABSOLUTE PIRANHA THAT HE IS!!!
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That feeling when ur dead boyfriend puts you in a big ass trap for not paying for his cancer treatment that ended up being a scam
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