#le coeur a ses raisons

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😁Humour du jour

☎️ Faites étoile ! 🌟 🤣

Source : série "Le cœur a ses raisons"

Bel après-midi 👋

[despondencytendencies]

— in love there is no because, no reason, no explanation, no solutions.

— Anaïs Nin, Henry and June from "A Journal of Love" : The Unexpurgated Diaries of Anaïs Nin 1931-1932

[jotunvali02]

Watched John Wick again, this time in OV.

Caaaaine... ^///^

His scenes with John are a lot gayer than in my memory.🕶️🏳️‍🌈

Spoilers below

Caine used to ride John. Noted.

Watching them fighting is like watching gay sex. No debate.🏳️‍🌈🔞

Skarsgård's French accent is rather good without sounding like a caricature. I still wanted to punch his richass face. I like how everyone disrespects him more and more as the movie moves forward.👍

Did anyone notice that Caine is careful enough NOT to kill Koji's men?? Even when he literally has his gun against their forehead? No, he just smugly smiles and knocks them out. He was sincere about not killing inside the house of a friend. 😭

The end credits with Sawayama's voice explode your earsdrums and you LOVE it! The songs sound 200% better in a movie theater btw.

People loved Winston and his swag very much. And loved the puppy and the puppy eyes too of course. The peeing part is the best obviously. It's the LEAST abusers of animals deserve.🐶

While John always keeps a stern and brooding face when he's fighting, Caine snarks and smiles and enjoys his fucking self when he's doing it. HE loves his job! (when it doesn't involve killing his husband and friends of course)

I love how the main difference with John is that Caine is more expressive. He cries when sad, smiles when happy, swears when angry... not things you expect from pro assassins, let alone from John Wick.

"But I can hit you. Motherfucker."🤬

"Lights out, assholes."😎

Harkan reminded me of a mix of Jack Horner from the Puss in Boots feature and Ridge Taylor from the French-Canadian parodic TV show Le Coeur a ses raisons. So I call him Ridge Horner now.

"He's mine." Caine talking about his husband. He also likes to remind everyone how John is HIS business and no one else's.

John supporting his husband in his mother-tongue (the level of complicity!) in front of a cheating bastard.💕

YOU DON'T KILL DOGS, YOU CRAP OF A MOTHERFUCKER !!

I don't know about Berlin, but the whole shit on the Place de l'Etoile could totally happen in real life. Maybe not for that long, but it could happen.

About Paris: THERE IS A FUCKING FUNICULAR TO GO TO THE SACRE-COEUR! Why the fuck didn't you take it, John?? We even SEE the station! We actually can SEE the lights of the fucking station like three or four times while he climbs the stairs like a fucking idiot! I swear I craved to cry in despair and scream out "The station! The fucking funicular station is right behind you!! Take it, stupid!"

Finally,

A church. Really? A church? Where they both coincidentally end up at the same time?

"I missed you, John."💔

IN. A. CHURCH.

A duel that strongly looks like a wedding. Like the most beautiful and most romantic wedding, with the Harbinger who look like a priest in his fancy clothes, the two witnesses (like in a wedding) and the mushy clichéd sunrise.

I swear when the Harbinger puts on his ceremony attire, I expected him to go "we are all gathered here today to witness the union of Mister Wick and Mister Caine" and so on.

GASP! I understand the stairs trip now! It's a fucking metaphor for walking your beloved to the altar! Of course!!

"I want you to take these stairs, John." Course you do. How could your wedding be carried on otherwise?

Btw, Caine should have kissed John after the duel.

To keep the wedding metaphor until the end and most of all: If I had been forced to kill the man I love or else my daughter would be killed, and that man managed against all odds to set the both of us and my daughter free and safe while my sole idea had been to kill him, I would have crashed on my knees, sobbed my eyes out and most importantly KISSED him with all my heart! And told him I fucking LOVE him!💗💗💗

Like, Caine is the happiest, the most joyful man at this right moment, he's visibly trying not to cry out of joy and endless love and gratefulness for John and... just a "my brother" and a pat on his back? Like... everything written above + the fact John is maybe dying right now and that's all you do??

THAT'S the most unrealistic part of this movie! Not the Berlin club, not the Place de l'Etoile, not the outrageous number of assassins, not John's apparent immortality, it's Caine NOT kissing John on the mouth after all the bullshit they've just lived!

Shut the fuck up with your "my brother". Call him "my love", "my beloved", "my cherished one", there are so many possibilities!

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[clairecannormalize]

School’s 2D/3D acting assignment from last year :) As you can see I was a bit more involved into the 2D part. The audio comes from an amazing Canadian series called “Le coeur a ses raisons”.

[ma-vie-de-serveuse]

Quand je vais arriver la réunion mardi.

[flowersnotes]

Le coeur connaît la vérité, le cerveau connaît le danger ... Mais même si mon coeur dit t'aimer mon cerveau n'oublie pas le peux que pour toi ça a conté.

[agp]

started flipping tables in my head again like those old rage comics cause cbc published another article on solidarity with palestinians that presents 'from the river to the sea' as a call for the ethnic cleansing of jewish people, but that 'its meaning and use is more complicated'. ill click the link on the part of the sentence that says 'experts told cbc' (its complicated) when i feel like flipping tables again but in the meantime lets try working with one instead of dropping the whole thing.

from the river to the sea palestine will be free from jews is an antisemitic position, one that is no different from the same calls for the ethnic cleansing of jewish people antisemites around the world call for in their own countries. a problem arises in that israel benefits from antisemitism in what it maintains as diasporas, antisemites and zionists have worked together for over a century to tie jewish people to this particular colony in palestine, and the notion of jewish people as necessarily foreigners wherever they may be maintains its legitimacy specifically through the exception that is israel.

to belong somewhere is too often not to belong elsewhere, and in the case of zionism, belonging is employed in a way that existentially ties the struggle against antisemitism, the ongoing genocidal process that targets jewish people, with zionism, the ongoing settler colonial process that targets palestinian land and produces a genocidal relationship between its settlers and indigenous people. for jewish people not to belong 'here' and not to 'belong nowhere', they must 'belong somewhere', and for them to 'truly belong' (the american way), they must put into question the belonging of everyone only to fall back on settler bourgeois property relations. that is why the right to return of palestinians is something zionists refuse to concede to, and fundamentally can not: because the unbelonging of palestinians from their land is a necessary function of israeli sovereignty, through the colonial establishment of bourgeois property rights.

the violence capital has wrought on the body of the earth has been given a special attribution to jewish people for a long time. so called socialists have historically tempted to solve the contradictions of capital by means of scapegoating jewish people. the violence committed in the name of israel is not uniquely jewish in character: it is colonial, imperialist, capitalist violence being committed by people who are jewish. even though israel is a product of global antisemitism and a pervasive cultivated desire in the west to expel jews, the israeli economy and its settler bourgeois property relations is its material raison d'etre, and this, again, is not uniquely jewish, it is simply another segment of the bourgeoisie being bourgeois. what one calls a national bourgeoisie

from the river to the sea palestine will be free. from apartheid. from genocide. from settler colonialism. from imperialism. from capitalism. but right now it is not. the sun will set on israel one day, just like canada and the us, just like the so called thousand year reich that only lasted a handful of years because of its imperialist colonial and genocidal relationship to its volk, lebensraum, and whoever and whatever was next door.

to fill the gap of 'what does freedom involve' with 'the ethnic cleansing of jewish people' shouldnt be considered more reasonable when the topic is israel and palestine. it should be rejected as an antisemitic position, and yet it is so often being presented not only as a reasonable conclusion but as the only way it could be. as common sense. of course freedom means kill the jews, and to question this is the real antisemitism. of course this is all the palestinians could ever mean by freedom

when mel gibson was screaming about freedom in that movie do you think it was about getting back to committing pogroms? that jewish presence was his characters real problem with the english? idk ive never seen it but why would it necessarily be the case with israel and palestine? there being a greater need to expel jews because there are a higher proportion of jews is just antisemitic reasoning. it being a colony that is so jewish it explicitly considers itself as such shouldnt be a reason for us to implicate every jewish person globally as a collective in punishment and further buy into and reproduce zionist propaganda.

to abolish israel would not only liberate palestinians, it would also liberate jewish people from zionist claims of an existential relationship to apartheid in palestine. to believe that without zionism jewish people could not culturally or biologically survive is to take the zionist claim regarding existentiality and colonialism to those degrees.

the liberation of palestine is historically inevitable. it will happen. this process necessarily involving the ethnic cleansing of jewish people is an antisemitic lie that serves a dual function: rejection of palestinian resistance based on essentialist claims of antisemitism and rejection of antisemitism based on essentialist claims of zionist interest. zionism puts the interests of jews and palestinians in conflict, and only a free palestine can allow for actual jewish safety there.

from the river to the sea palestine will be free from collective punishment. but right now it is not. palestinians are experiencing genocide at the hands of israel and its supporters. the end of apartheid is a historical necessity: it will eventually happen. you cannot stop it from collapsing, only delay it. israels days are numbered, just like canada and the us. every day without a ceasefire is another particular form of breath of existence for israel, and another set of breaths taken away from palestinians. ceasefire now.

[stingslikeabee]

@5judgements . from here

It was difficult for her not to have a kind smile for Zargabaath - out of all the judge magisters, he and Drace were certainly the warmest and easiest to make conversation with, and had posed less reservations in relation to her presence in the city than some of their peers. Frankly - he had surprised the Bhujerban; she had only anticipated running into veritable monsters and cruel individuals in the capital, particularly considering how deeply she was to mix with those under Solidor rule.

People like him were both a blessing and a curse; Zargabaath unwittingly made her stay in Archades more pleasant, but her mission infinitely harder. While she wasn’t particularly focused on him and meant no harm in relation to his person, the same couldn’t be said of some of his colleagues - or even the Empire itself. It had been much more comfortable to loathe a faceless country from a distance then; now, sharing coffee and pastries with a man like him, she began to wonder about many, dangerous notions.

Was the Resistance doing the right thing by sending her there? Were there no other means to try and stop the war?

“I would be happy to - I have been coming here for a while for their sweets. I guess it is not only for drinks we favor a honeyed taste, but for baked goods as well,” she chuckled while taking a seat, an allusion made to her sweet tooth and the usual preferences of Bhujerbans in relation to food; sometimes, Archadian cuisine felt too bland to her, whereas no doubt those in the city thought the recipes of her homeland too much in terms of taste.

“I have been informed by Ida that her young master has granted me permission to freely collect the fruit from the Highgardens if I happen to see anything ripe that looks good,” she said with an amused glance at him, if only because referring to other judges by their first name in order to maintain the façade of simplicity was rather a challenge for her. Melissa did not want to chance Zargabaath’s time among the population to be destroyed just because she namedropped another of his co-workers with the due respect they deserved - the same could be said for Larsa. 

“So I should start doing some baking of my own now I have moved out of the hotel I was previously staying at. I would be happy to share my attempts with you,” a pause, if only because she almost let a ‘your honor’ slip there, “...In case you are amenable to such mundane past-times, of course.” 

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alienstardust : i got an idea! angsty fluff! lol she is trying to impress someone, so she goes to sanji on how to start talking the other dude. he tells if he doesn’t complement her, than he’s no good. she says what does he mean. and he starts describing (in Frecnh) the way she smiles is beautiful, he notices the one dimple in her cheek is cute, and even with her chapped lips (teasing here) they would still the softest kisses. you can change it up! go crazy! <3 thank you, lovely!

Language of love Event : Sanji speak french !

A/N : Amanda ! Thank you for all your amazing support and trying to make this event an actual things and not just one of my crazy ideas! I hope you will like it even it didn't contain neither a chainsaw or an Omelette !

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Let's Make A Deal

“ Sanji, I need your help right now, “ You say, taking the seat next to him. ” I really want to talk to that guy there, last tool left side of the bar, no no don’t look ! Please help me, what should I say ?!” 

Giving a small glare to the man of your interest, jealousy twisting his guts, Sanji quickly take a sip of his own drink before returns his gaze to you.

“ Love, if he hadn’t already notice you and complement you, he’s truly no good” 

“ What do you mean…?” You asked.  

“ Amour, Tu es facilement une des plus belle femme ici. La manière dont ton sourire illumine ton visage et adoucit tout autour de toi est incomparable. Ton adorable et unique fossette dans ta joue droite quand tu ries ou te mord la lèvre lorsque tu es nerveuse est une de mes raisons préférées de te faire rire. Et je suis sur “ Sanji said, passing his thumbs on your lower lips, cupping the side of your face. “ que même sèche et craquelée, tes lèvres doivent donner les plus doux des baisers. Un homme se damnerait juste pour y goûter “ 

* “ Love, You’re easily one of the most beautiful women here. The way your smile illuminates your face and smooths everything's around you is unmatched. Your adorable and unique dimple in your left cheeks when you laugh or bite your lips when you're nervous is one of my favorite reasons to make you laugh. And I'm sure that even dry and chapped, your lips must give the softest kisses. A man would damn himself for only taste it“     

Lost in the blue of his eyes, it suddenly seemed to you that the atmosphere, already hot, had gained a few degrees more. Even if you didn’t understand his little speech, you had the strong impression that he hadn’t said one of his usual corny pick-up line, but had speak his deepest truth.  

“ And…that’s mean…” You swallow, your throat surprisingly dry. 

“ That man prefers to watch the bottom of his drink that the beauty around him, he definitely not worth it” He simply replied. 

“ That’s not what you say, you touch my lips…talking about…something I didn’t understand” You protested, biting your lips. 

“ Hello dimple” The blond chuckles 

“ That’s not fair if you speak French, I don’t understand what you said I just hear pretty words ! ”  

“ Then let’s make a deal coeur en sucre *, you let me pay you a drink and I translate what I say. If after you still want to seduce that poor excuse of a man, fine I will help you. But if you choose to stay with me after, I win a kiss ” * Sweetheart

“ ...Deal” You nervously accept. 

As you followed Sanji to the bar, you knew at the way he had smile that the deal was over, the blond cook already had won his kiss.  

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[jeanchrisosme]

Aime une personne douce ... Le genre dont le cœur est brisé par les chiots et les enfants blessés. Quelqu’un qui pleure sur des fins tristes au cinéma et ressent une joie profonde par rapport aux gens heureux. Quelqu’un qui embrasse ton âme au lieu de ton cœur parce qu’ils savent que ton âme est là où tu gardes ton univers et que ton cœur n’est qu’une étoile. Le genre de personne à qui l’on dit qu’ils sont trop sensibles parce qu’ils ont un cœur plus fragile et facilement blessé. (Pourtant, les gens doux trouveront toujours une raison de sourire, peu importe à quel point les choses sont malheureuses.) Aime une personne douce. Un être humain qui a toujours un gentil sourire pour tout le monde, même quand ils ne retrouvent pas le sourire en retour. Quelqu’un dont le coeur est brisé par la condition de ce monde. Quelqu’un qui a toujours un mot gentil pour ceux qui ont reçu les pires nouvelles qu’ils pouvaient en ce moment. Un homme ou une femme qui ne peut pas regarder quelqu’un qui souffre et ne rien faire pour l’aider. (Vous voyez, les gens doux ne toléreront jamais l’injustice devant eux et ne laisseront jamais tomber quand quelqu’un est blessé.) Aime une personne douce. Une personne qui est positive, même dans le pire des cas. Quelqu’un dont la force n’est pas dans la bravade, mais dans le calme. Quelqu’un qui est fort pour les autres parce que c’est ce qui est nécessaire dans ce moment. Quelqu’un qui est la lune qui apaise à la place du soleil qui brûle. Quelqu’un qui voit le meilleur des gens même quand vous pensez qu’ils ne valent pas la peine. Le genre de personne qui veut toujours faire le meilleur pour ceux qu’il aime. (Parce que les gens doux ne supportent pas l’idée de blesser quelqu’un qui leur a accordé leur confiance.) Aime une personne douce. Le genre qui regarde quelqu’un qui se bat, que ce soit pour ouvrir une porte, ou a perdu ses clés et fera tout ce qu’il peut pour aider. Quelqu’un qui préférerait souffrir que de laisser tomber quelqu’un d’autre. Quelqu’un qui essaie, pas parce que c’est ce qu’ils ont à faire, mais parce qu’ils veulent faire de leur mieux. Un être humain toujours prêt à communiquer et à parler. (Les personnes les plus douces demanderont toujours deux fois si vous êtes d’accord, quand vous dites que vous l’êtes, parce qu’elles peuvent lire les humeurs et comprendre quand vous avez besoin de quelqu’un qui vous écoute.) Protéger une personne douce. Ce genre de personnes est en train de se mettre en danger avec des mots comme «endurcir» et «vous êtes si naïf» et «ils vont profiter de vous». Quelqu’un que vous pouvez voir qu’on tente de le briser. Quelqu’un qui est une cible facile pour le ridicule parce que leur coeur est plus doux que la plupart des autres autour. Quelqu’un qui est rapide à s’excuser et réparer les choses indépendamment de la faute (Les personnes douces ont besoin de protection non pas parce qu’elles sont faibles, mais parce qu’elles ont été brisées brutalement par ceux en qui elles avaient confiance en leurs coeurs.) Sois une personne douce. Sois un coussin dans un monde plein de rochers et d’endroits difficiles. Sois une âme douce où tout le monde est blasé. Sois cette personne. Parce que les gens comme ça sont plus rares et plus précieux que les bijoux les plus rares de ce monde.

Nikita Gill