#leafpool should have been at the club

[mochaxswirl]

i made some santa hat squilf stickers for my device keyboard (what if i also make some for irl?). im also wondering if we still call her squilf since she got promoted to squils but i think squilf is cuter

don’t get me wrong im grateful but this post was meant to be stupid and it’s getting more attention than my other posts- (my other posts get 0% attention, i know 😭😭)

[gayleafpool]

leafpool should have been at the club

[should-have-been-at-the-club]

Round 2 Match 2: They Should Have Been At The Club Tournament

Propaganda below the cut.

Propaganda for Kozuki Hiyori:

Hiyori's 26 and has spent most of the past 20 years working to get revenge on and take control of her country from the man who killed her parents and usurped the shogunate. This involved becoming an oiran and becoming said man's favorite, spending time around him when she really, really just wants him dead. She's only had a single person supporting her during this time, one of her parents' surviving retainers; he helped her distribute funds to the poor that she got by swindling her immoral clients. Now that the country is free and her brother is shogun, she needs to help rebuild her country from 20 years of tyranny. Girl needs a vacation and a spa trip.

Propaganda for Squirrelstar:

TW: Animal Death and Abuse

Squirrelstar, since she was a young teenager, dealt with a lot of trauma and $h!t within the books, that she honestly really needs a break from. As a young teenager, she saw a cat who she was traveling with, Feathertail, die from falling from a high altitude.

Squirrelstar also saw her own home being destroyed to humans, and had to travel miles away from her old home in order to now live in a new one.

She also learned that her friend, Shrewpaw, died from being hit by a car. And when Squirrelflight became an adult, she had $h!tty love interests to choose from:

Ashfur, who’s toxic and obsessive to Squirrelflight, who can’t even handle a literal love rejection from her, And Brambleclaw, who’s toxic and $h!tty towards her when he’s angry and/or upset at her. Squirrelflight eventually decides not be with Ashfur, and (unfortunately) chose to be with Brambleclaw.

Squirrelflight was also pressured by dead people in the afterlife to adopt her sister’s kittens, with one of the spirits lying to Squirrelflight that she’s literally stillborn. (Due to the kits existing being illegal, due to Squirrelflight’s sister, Leafpool, being a healer, and Crowfeather, the kit’s biological father, being from another clan.)

And Ashfur, is SO upset that Squirrelflight rejected him, that he literally cornered Squirrelflight’s adopted (now fully grown) children and wanted to KILL them in front of Squirrelflight order to make her “feel the pain that he felt.” when she rejected him.

And after the secret of her adopted kits’ heritage is revealed, Brambleclaw broke up with her and remained distant and/or cold towards her until literal evil spirits from cat hell try to murder all cats within the clans within a BIG battle. And within this BIG battle, Squirrelflight’s adopted daughter, Hollyleaf, dies, and so does Squirrelflight’s father, Firestar.

Squirrelflight, a little while after this, has a litter of four kits with Bramblestar, but two of the kits died, due to them weakening after birth. And her mother, Sandstorm, dies from an infected wound while traveling Alderpaw, Squirrelflight’s son, on a big journey. And with her PoV super edition book, Bramblestar is quite abusive towards her.

And he refuses to listen to her when she tells him that the clans shouldn’t attack a nomad cat group that’s temporarily occupying land that Skyclan doesn’t own yet. She sees her grandkit die after recently being born, And also saw her daughter, Sparkpelt, having depression from the loss of her kit and mate.

Squirrelflight teams up with her sister in order to help save the nomad’s leader kits, which resulted in both of them to be CRUSHED by a rockfall. But when they reach the afterlife, the dead spirits there - including the one who lied to Squirrelflight that she’s stillborn - literally decide to judge whether or not Squirrelflight and her sister should go to literal CAT HELL because of something that THEY LITERALLY TOLD SQUIRRELFLIGHT AND LEAFPOOL TO DO.

Oh, and Squirrelflight also learned that Ashfur, the very cat who threatened to KILL her children, was accepted into cat heaven, literally because apparently he “only loved too much”. (Which, unsurprisingly, turns out to be a BAD IDEA for the kitty heaven to do.)

And when Squirrelflight decides that she’s not ready to die yet - while Leafpool decides to be in Starclan, the kitty heaven afterlife - Squirrelflight wakes up seeing that her sister died from her injuries from the rockfall.

And Bramblestar apologizes to Squirrelflight for being $h!tty to her, but states it in a way that blames BOTH him and Squirrelflight being in the wrong, despite Bramblestar being the abusive one in the relationship and literally wanting to attack a group of nomads that literally done nothing to him.

And then sometime later, Squirrelflight’s mate dies from an illness, literally gets possessed by - guess who - ASHFUR, in order to destroy and break down literally everything that Squirrelflight knows and/or loves.

And after Ashfur, who’s possessing Bramblestar’s body, is exiled from the clan, and Squirrelflight became the temporarily leader of the clan, her clan mates disrespected her and didn’t view her as leader because she doesn’t have nine lives, like all leaders do (Yet somehow when a old man takes her place who doesn’t have nine lives her clan mates are chill with following him for some reason?)

And when she goes to the religious pond place to grief Bramblestar, her abusive mate- Ashfur literally knocks her unconscious, and DRAGS her into CAT HELL with him. And after all of this, Squirrelflight eventually becomes leader of the clan, due to Bramblestar being traumatized by Ashfur, and still being mates and/or having a strained relationship with Brambleclaw.

Squirrelflight dealt with so much abuse, trauma, grief, and $h!t from other characters, traumatic events, and from the writing itself in her life. So because of this, Squirrelflight deserves to be whimsy, chill, have fun, and have a freaking break from everything within the club.

[mochaxswirl]

cinder just needs a plant to hold!

[mochaxswirl]

leafpool!

leafpool didn’t deserve the disrespect from starclan during squilf’s hope, but her actions were wrong. i do definitely want to study her and hug her tho because she has no right to be so cute. the authors turned leafpool into a bad mentor in pot tho, which is completely against my personal headcanons.

[mochaxswirl]

what if i change my med cat oc’s name from lilypetal to lilydream…im considering it…

(p.s. lily treated my cold with some nice medicine cat herbs so now im no longer that sick)

[should-have-been-at-the-club]

Round 1 Match 4: They Should Have Been At The Club Tournament

Propaganda below cut.

Propaganda for Elliot Schafer:

Dragged to a magical otherland when he was thirteen, decided to stay because no one would miss him in the normal world and also he wanted to meet a mermaid. SPENT THE NEXT 5 YEARS dealing with: multiple wars, fixing political conflicts (as a thirteen year old), unearthing corrupt leaders and their coups, dealing with the facts that his friends are forced to be murderers and then CONGRATULATED for it, and other such things. my guy should have been at the club!!! not dealing with fantasy wars!!!

Propaganda for Squirrelstar:

TW: Animal Death and Abuse

Squirrelstar, since she was a young teenager, dealt with a lot of trauma and $h!t within the books, that she honestly really needs a break from. As a young teenager, she saw a cat who she was traveling with, Feathertail, die from falling from a high altitude.

Squirrelstar also saw her own home being destroyed to humans, and had to travel miles away from her old home in order to now live in a new one.

She also learned that her friend, Shrewpaw, died from being hit by a car. And when Squirrelflight became an adult, she had $h!tty love interests to choose from:

Ashfur, who’s toxic and obsessive to Squirrelflight, who can’t even handle a literal love rejection from her, And Brambleclaw, who’s toxic and $h!tty towards her when he’s angry and/or upset at her. Squirrelflight eventually decides not be with Ashfur, and (unfortunately) chose to be with Brambleclaw.

Squirrelflight was also pressured by dead people in the afterlife to adopt her sister’s kittens, with one of the spirits lying to Squirrelflight that she’s literally stillborn. (Due to the kits existing being illegal, due to Squirrelflight’s sister, Leafpool, being a healer, and Crowfeather, the kit’s biological father, being from another clan.)

And Ashfur, is SO upset that Squirrelflight rejected him, that he literally cornered Squirrelflight’s adopted (now fully grown) children and wanted to KILL them in front of Squirrelflight order to make her “feel the pain that he felt.” when she rejected him.

And after the secret of her adopted kits’ heritage is revealed, Brambleclaw broke up with her and remained distant and/or cold towards her until literal evil spirits from cat hell try to murder all cats within the clans within a BIG battle. And within this BIG battle, Squirrelflight’s adopted daughter, Hollyleaf, dies, and so does Squirrelflight’s father, Firestar.

Squirrelflight, a little while after this, has a litter of four kits with Bramblestar, but two of the kits died, due to them weakening after birth. And her mother, Sandstorm, dies from an infected wound while traveling Alderpaw, Squirrelflight’s son, on a big journey. And with her PoV super edition book, Bramblestar is quite abusive towards her.

And he refuses to listen to her when she tells him that the clans shouldn’t attack a nomad cat group that’s temporarily occupying land that Skyclan doesn’t own yet. She sees her grandkit die after recently being born, And also saw her daughter, Sparkpelt, having depression from the loss of her kit and mate.

Squirrelflight teams up with her sister in order to help save the nomad’s leader kits, which resulted in both of them to be CRUSHED by a rockfall. But when they reach the afterlife, the dead spirits there - including the one who lied to Squirrelflight that she’s stillborn - literally decide to judge whether or not Squirrelflight and her sister should go to literal CAT HELL because of something that THEY LITERALLY TOLD SQUIRRELFLIGHT AND LEAFPOOL TO DO.

Oh, and Squirrelflight also learned that Ashfur, the very cat who threatened to KILL her children, was accepted into cat heaven, literally because apparently he “only loved too much”. (Which, unsurprisingly, turns out to be a BAD IDEA for the kitty heaven to do.)

And when Squirrelflight decides that she’s not ready to die yet - while Leafpool decides to be in Starclan, the kitty heaven afterlife - Squirrelflight wakes up seeing that her sister died from her injuries from the rockfall.

And Bramblestar apologizes to Squirrelflight for being $h!tty to her, but states it in a way that blames BOTH him and Squirrelflight being in the wrong, despite Bramblestar being the abusive one in the relationship and literally wanting to attack a group of nomads that literally done nothing to him.

And then sometime later, Squirrelflight’s mate dies from an illness, literally gets possessed by - guess who - ASHFUR, in order to destroy and break down literally everything that Squirrelflight knows and/or loves.

And after Ashfur, who’s possessing Bramblestar’s body, is exiled from the clan, and Squirrelflight became the temporarily leader of the clan, her clan mates disrespected her and didn’t view her as leader because she doesn’t have nine lives, like all leaders do (Yet somehow when a old man takes her place who doesn’t have nine lives her clan mates are chill with following him for some reason?)

And when she goes to the religious pond place to grief Bramblestar, her abusive mate- Ashfur literally knocks her unconscious, and DRAGS her into CAT HELL with him. And after all of this, Squirrelflight eventually becomes leader of the clan, due to Bramblestar being traumatized by Ashfur, and still being mates and/or having a strained relationship with Brambleclaw.

Squirrelflight dealt with so much abuse, trauma, grief, and $h!t from other characters, traumatic events, and from the writing itself in her life. So because of this, Squirrelflight deserves to be whimsy, chill, have fun, and have a freaking break from everything within the club.