#lemme know if you need a transcript

[smilesrobotlover]

Your chances of being bamboozled by Leon is extremely low but never zero

[umgeorge]

george russell is interviewed on media day, qatar - november 28, 2024

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙loyal…but not that loyal | CS55˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: carlos sainz x barcelona footballer!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: idk shit abt football!!! also so short sorry

summary: in which your boyfriend is your biggest fan whilst also being your biggest hater

a/n: i havent posted im ages omg sorry im making my comeback w some cs55 fic which is fitting <33

request!!!: Hi, can you please do a smau where Carlos Sainz is dating a barcelona player and he still supports her even tho he's a Real Madrid fan

my masterlist

fc: alexia putellas

instagram ->

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yourusername back to it ⚽️

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user1 sooo excited for this season!!

user2 carlos cameo woohoooo

user3 i love y/n omg

user4 coolest girl ever

user5 obsessed w her & carlos even tho he's a real madrid fan hahahaha

user6 he's loyal to his girl but not THAT loyal

yourteammate my favourite girl boss <3

yourusername hehe 🙆‍♀️ love you

alexandrasaintmleux slaying girl

yourusername need to see u soon

alexandrasaintmleux lemme come to a game 🥅

yourusername i'll get you on the pitch

charles_leclerc 🤨 you sure you want that?

user7 omggg LOL

user8 love their friendship

carlossainz55 love you, not the shirt

yourusername there's still time baby. join us

carlossainz55 no thank you you're beautiful though

interview ->

transcript -> interviewer: how is life off the track? carlos: it is good as usual! i am looking forward to another break soon. interviewer: you have any specific plans? carlos: well, let's just say i have a lot of football to catch up on. my girlfriend will make me cheer for barcelona.

twitter ->

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carlosssainz55 been a while

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user17 carlos🙏🙏🙏🙏

user18 ugh he's so hot

user19 y/n mention 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

user20 a good day for y/n nation

landonorris "a while" it's been a week

yourteammate clock him

carlossainz55 a week is not a while in england?

yourusername aww he just wanted an excuse to post pics of me

landonorris valid i suppose

user21 i see my man getting weak for a barcelona player ....

user22 dw he knows his roots

user23 i love y/n off duty she's so cool

user24 one day he's gonna post a pic in a barca top & it's gonna break the internet

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carlossainz55 dont get her hopes up i beg

user25 LOL carlos 💀

yourusername my pretty boy 😘😘😘

carlossainz55 my beautiful girl ❤️

user26 ugh. me when

user27 see. he's getting weak

twitter ->

instagram ->

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yourusername loving the season so far ☀️

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user32 PHEWWWW 🥵🥵🥵🥵

user33 omg. y/n thirst trap this is not a false alarm

user34 i took the pic xoxo

alexandrasaintmleux Y/N you hottie

yourusername oh stop it you !!!!

alexandrasaintmleux sexy footballer body 😍

charles_leclerc what is happening here?

yourusername im stealing your girl, that's what

user35 valid tbh

user36 she can run me over

user37 goddess <333

carmenmmundt oh helloooo 👀

yourusername yes i am single

carmenmmundt oh that was easy.

georgerussell63 …

user38 hahahah omg y/n stealing all the f1 wags

carlossainz55 oh baby

carlossainz55 wow

carlossainz55 i feel like i should be barking maybe?

liked by yourusername, landonorris

carlossainz55 god i would do anything for you

yourusername mmmm do not tempt me right now

user39 the flirting in public kills me

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THE END ❤️

[smallidarityfan]

Theyre scheduling dates with joel guys this is a soap drama AHHSHGSSBS

[transcript]

Jimmy: I am also imagining Joel is gonna log on soon enough and die instantly—

Lizzie: Wait Joel is coming??? You want him to play Minecraft with you???

Jimmy: He's got access to come on, I just— I wish I could spend some quality time with him y'know?

Lizzie: Yeah me too! Me too man.

Jimmy: Yeah I think—

Lizzie: Watch out there's someone behind you tryna push you off a cliff

Jimmy: stop— right now

Sausage: I'M BACK I got kicked out!

Jimmy: That's alright— yeah lemme um lemme give him a message

Lizzie: Wait— Can I— How about you get him Thursdays, I'll do Tuesdays, Hermitcraft can have him... every other day of the week

Jimmy: Wait what— What day's their meeting?

Sausage: Are we talking about Joel?!

Lizzie: Yeah oh maybe Sausage could use a day too

Sausage: Oh can I have Joel too?! Can I have him on like a weird day like a Tuesday, on 4:30 in the afternoon or something...

Lizzie: Okay how about one of you gets him half of Tuesday; someone takes him on the Tuesday morning— But someone's gonna need to feed him as well...—

Jimmy: Uhh...

Sausage: Oh I'll feed him!

Lizzie: —He likes steak...

Jimmy: *laughs* he likes steak...

Sausage: You know what, I cooked a lovely Filet Mignon last night. He can have a piece

Jimmy: I don't know what that is... What is that?

Lizzie: You could probably have him 3 days he'd probably go willingly—

Jimmy: NO I'LL LEARN TO COOK FOR HIM I'LL LEARN!!!

Lizzie: *laughs* You'll learn?!

Sausage: You'll learn to cook a Filet Mignon?! You know what I do work a Sous Vide machine too!

Lizzie: OH MY GOD Stop talking Sausage you'll summon him!

Sausage: UHUH! All I have to say is Sous Vide... Medium Rare... Filet Mignon...

Lizzie: Oh you know just what to say! to steal my man!

Sausage: Hell yeah! Well I do butter basting as well, yup!

Jimmy: —I don't know what any of these words mean but annoyingly I know Joel would know? So that makes me angry...

Sausage: He would definitely know, I'm going to win all of Tuesday— Tuesday's mine, man

Jimmy: Oh gosh *laughs* "I'm gonna win all of Tuesday..."

Lizzie: Well as long as I still get to do his laundry then that's fine.

Sausage: Oh you do— I don't do laundry, you go ahead.

Lizzie: *laughs* "I don't do laundry"

(thank u for the correction i have never cooked a steak before if you couldn't tell LMAO 😭😭)

[axuanmii]

5.6 paralogism mistranslations

(or, at least the ones i paid attention to, which is mainly just kaeya and diluc. yes i'm biased. leave me alone) (yes. some medium spoilers ahead)

honeyhunter and the bilibili wiki haven't updated with chinese transcripts of the new 5.6 archon quest so pretty much all of this is going to be reliant on my listening skills, which are pretty bad because i have a hard time discerning auditory things for some reason.

this isn't a mistranslation i just got really excited when i was going back through the travel log and saw this. i can't believe they remembered diluc was the former cavalry captain *bangs ground and cries*

if i had to say anything about this quest. i guess it would be that i wish more people would play with chinese voiceover. i feel like the tone of almost every character is conveyed better through it, and the lipsyncing actually matches up because, yknow, the game is originally in chinese.

no real hate towards the japanese voiceover, i know because of anime and other stuff that there's more interest for jp voices and hearing famous seiyuu is cool, but i wish it didn't come at the cost of me literally never being able to find chinese voiceover content or even the chinese voice actors half of the time. yeah Sometimes i can find it on bilibili but it's not easy.

anyways, translations are below the cut

so from what i've discerned for the general quest, it's all pretty well translated or slightly adapted for the region because of cultural differences. for example, dahlia and sucrose's exchange here

the second part is better translated (from memory, because i can't find this bit in the travel log to listen to the dialogue again) as "a girl by herself could be too dangerous, so let me help". this is generally because feminism and chivalry are viewed differently in china. china is usually more respectful of women than countries like the US, so chivalrous actions like this are considered polite rather than subconsciously(?) demeaning sucrose's ability. idk, i figure some people might see it that way.

alright lets get to the main thing that annoyed me

in chinese, the dialogue reads roughly as thus (...and i'll add emojis for tone):

kaeya: :O holy--* just by a hair!**. for this one i'll really have to thank master diluc for lending a hand! :D diluc: no need to be polite. even if you weren't here, i'd still lend a hand. instead, your presence actually blocked my way. :/ kaeya: well... why don't i just leave then? if i stayed, i would only be able provide some elemental reactions creating a lot of steam***. feels like it wouldn't be very helpful! :P diluc: really?

[*kaeya's onomatopoeia is going to be translated the way i hear it through sun ye's tone]

[**kaeya says 千钧一发, idk how to translate this idiom very well]

[***i checked if this was the chinese term for vaporize, it's not]

LIKE. IT'S DIFFERENT RIGHT? I'M NOT CRAZY RIGHT? why is the english translation so determined to make them seem like they hate each other more?? i know kaeya's following dialogue makes it less antagonistic--

but does that mean the first part has to make kaeya sound so lowkey pitiful through text dialogue? (disclaimer: as of may 7th, 2025, there are no english voiceovers for this dialogue)

i don't have much other opinion on this it just annoyed me because in chinese they sound a lot more amicable towards each other, with kaeya directly teasing. but those ellipses in english don't leave much to be desired.

additionally, here:

in chinese, the dialogue reads roughly as thus (...and i'll add emojis for tone):

kaeya: haha, alright, when did you realize something was off? ^-^ diluc: the first trial. :| kaeya: lemme guess, because of the imposter hertha? :o diluc: compared to them, your problem was more obvious. :/ kaeya: me?! >:O what was wrong with me? :( you mean to say, my role as the defense wasn't played with enough passion? >:) diluc: nobody said that.* it's just that it seemed like you lacked some nervousness. :/ kaeya: then... when does master diluc think i actually get nervous? >:)

*(i don't have a rolling eyes emoji but imagine it here)

like there's a clear difference here!! if it were a matter of timing for spoken dialogue, (which, let's be honest, hoyoverse has not cared about that almost ever (see: signora death cutscene)), the hardest to fit in the same timing would be my translation of kaeya's third line. and even then, the official translation's tone sounds much more muted because it lacks verbal direction of cn kaeya's vocal mannerisms (which, summed up, is basically just "teasing").

like, cn kaeya is an endearing little shithead hiding something, en kaeya has the air of someone on edge but trying to sound friendly (this feels more obvious in many interactions between him and diluc).

in chinese, the dialogue reads roughly as thus (...and i'll add emojis for tone) [brackets include implied information]:

kaeya: mm! don't worry, just leave this area to me and this enthusiastic volunteer (doing-the-knights-work)* civilian, master diluc! ^_^ albedo: why not say "the former cavalry captain and the current cavalry captain" [working together]? :| diluc: i don't feel like that's necessary =_=

*personally, i'd remove this part because it sounds weirder in english

need i say more. *slams head into brick wall* when will kaeya and diluc stop having their dialogue slandered in english

in chinese, the dialogue reads roughly as thus:

diluc: if i have to say something, i'd rather believe that someone who once helped me in the past couldn't suddenly become a cold-blooded killer.

this isn't really that big of a mistranslation i'm just very particular about diluc's words.

also i'm so offended at this group gathering photo because like what about everyone else who defended mondstadt? you're gonna ignore them?? fischl? mona?? noelle??? DILUC????

"oh ash it's a knights' meeting" YEAH BUT I WANNA SEE DILUC?? i'm calm. i'm so calm. this is fine everything's fine.

also the cutscene at the end was super cool, because GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

i love them so much

[that-cool-guy]

PARRTT 4 BABBYYYY lemme know if things don’t make sense please HUEHEHEUHE

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(i can be serious sometimes) Lemme know how you feel about the colouring and the new formatttt :O

I tried to make it sorta coloured but also not, just so it’s easier on me to put out lmao

previous TRANSCRIPT BELOW

John Dory: No- How about we head back to pop village and sort this troll out Floyd: I agree Clay: I'm on to you John.. Branch: mmm.. if we have too Past Jd: WAHHHHH IN RHONDA Past Jd sniffles and Rhonda is unnerved Branch (internally): OH MY TROLL... why does this troll look so familiar. John Dory said it WASNT his kid but that doesn't explain why they look so similar- and the way John Dory acted earlier- AND THE WORM- Young Branch: Grandma? What did my brothers do when they were here? Rosiepuff: Ahh your brothers! Well.. let me think now Floyd was fascinated about leaving the tree. he'd learned that many years ago other trolls had left, so why couldn't we? Clay loved to read! I swear that boy read a new one everyday! He tended to gravitate to the sadder ones.. Spruce loved his "me time" or at least that's what he would call it. He loved to just take a moment out of the day and just relax. I really need to take a page outta his book huh? hehe Roisepuff: And John Dory oh that boy always LOVED outside. He'd be out there for hours and when he'd come back he would always look a MESS! I'd always had to pick the sticks and leaves outta his hair Branch: no... that doesn't make sense... this troll surely isnt JOHN DORY right?? a check list next to Past JD says looks a mess brozone pants? leaves/sticks in hair Johns goggles TINY RHONDA??? Branch: This cannot be the same troll that left me

[dognonsense]

help tiktok kids want to try come at you with a seam ripper at shows for wearing an anti swastika patch.

[video description: begins with a tiktok of a young person holding a seam ripper. video transcription: why would i need to bring a seam ripper to a concert? So that if you see someone with a crossed out swastika on their jacket, you can rip it off. video description: Then a stitch video of a new speaker who is using a filter that makes them look like a face on a lemon. Video transcription: TikTok is the only place that I've seen anyone saying that they don't want Anti-Swas on the scene. I have only seen this on TikTok. The majority of the people I see sharing the sentiment are young, or, they are people who are clearly not in the punk scene. Sorry! Gonna have to call you out a little bit, but you know what? Calling people out? Especially posers? Is a time-honored tradition in our community, so, get used to it!

Anti-Swas is not as commonly misunderstood to be something that came into the scene to show Jewish punks that they're safe. It came into the scene to show white "mm" (representing redaction of supremacist) and Neo-"mm" (Nazis) that they are not safe in that crowd, in that group, in that event. That is why it's worn. And the people who wear that symbology, in my scene, historically, they wear it because they are about that. Meaning that they are going to enforce. That those individuals are not welcome.

I am a punk of Jewish heritage, I wear the symbols. The Anti-Swas. I have a shirt with a huge one on the front, I love wearing it. Patches, buttons, I love it. It makes me feel proud and happy. So let me tell you if you come at me and you rip a patch off of me, or a button off of me, with that symbology I am immediately going to assume that you are a white "mm" or a Neo-"mm" and I'm gonna hand your butt to you. Very quickly. And as hard as possible. I am going to focus all of my rage on that entire subgroup onto your face. So im gonna have to break it to you to break it to you! And also if you do it with a seam ripper which is like, the fuck? A seam ripper? Don't come to a scene with a seam ripper, that is so bizarre, you can't even rip a patch off with your bare hands? And you bring a seam ripper- (laughing). But anyways, when I realize it's a seam ripper and not a small weapon, I'm going to mock you mercilessly as I beat you.

White "mm" and Neo-"mm" would like nothing more than for us to get rid of that symbology. 'Cause then they blend in better. And then they can say that they're welcome. Or they can argue that. And we don't like leaving room for them to argue. Not in my scene. Also, getting rid of the Anti-Swas symbology is a little ableist, don't you think? A lot of white "mm" and Neo-"mm" can't read. End video transcription]

i understand why people dont agree or feel comfortable with anti swastika patches, but i want to allow this jewish person to say their opinion on the matter. They personally like it and think its effective at keeping nazi fucks out of the scene and are very proud to wear it out

just the mental image of a small lil tiktok kid approaching a guy in the pit like uwu lemme seam rip off ur patch for u

[purrpletiger]

FRESH DRAWING GUIDE:

Hello everybody, I've come to give you all this absurd reference guide for drawing Fresh. yep. I decided to spend hours slapping this together.

If I got anything wrong or should add anything PLEEEASE lemme know! All ideas welcome!

If you want to see my "research" on this character, let me know in the replies, because there's so much to talk about with him and I'd love to do a character analysis or two, I couldn't put much about his personality or source posts in this because it's just a drawing guide!

Link to all the full images

Transcript and close-ups of the text on the image: (May be in a strange order)

Fresh was created by @loverofpiggies (CQ)

Main Outfit:

YOLO sunglasses

Backwards propeller cap

Pink Polo shirt

Crayola Jacket

Gold Tooth

SWAG fannypack

Convertible Zip-off pants

White Heelie shoes

Pink socks

He has thick eyebrows to emote! (The eyebrows are usually depicted with black hair but one human design has eyebrows that match the pink hair color!)

The bag says SWAG on it

His glasses say YOLO by default, but the letters can magically change mid-scene...

this design for Fresh is Tall, we dunno how tall but taller than CQ's Sans characters (or just Geno since he's literally sans undertale with some added steps). But his height is just his host's height sooo it can vary.

those (cyan and yellow) shoe details are on the innerside but not outerside

HE HAS HEELIES!

Pink glove cuffs!

his skateboard is inconsistent dont worry about it

Glasses Off:

The host's soul shows up in their left eyesocket

- The soul tends to look unstable (cracks & a sortve stroboscopic effect.. i couldn't think of a better word.) but not in some cases...

It doesn't have to be a white upside-down heart, that's just a reference to an undertale monster soul.

He has a purple substance full of little RADs that emanate from his eyesockets (when his sunglasses are off)

"The soul in Fresh's eyes CAN be cracked. That soul isn't his. it belongs to his host. And.... after a while.... things go bad for the host, and he needs a new one." -CQ

(example of soul with unstable effect with no cracks) (example of soul with cracks but lacking the effect)

The purple aura(?) can glow and emanate from the eyes when his glasses are on too

i miss this one design specifically. the colors and the SK8 OR B SK8 shirt were peak

I miss the SWAG necklace...

Fresh leaves a rainbow cloud of smoke when he "poofs". Either teleporting him and his host body somewhere or leaving his host behind.

Human Designs:

Fresh can possess humans too.

They all look physically different because they're different people that he's possessing.

Fresh can possess pretty much any body, but I thought I'd show the varied examples of humans anyway

Don't forget the orange jacket flaps! or his hat propeller!

I dunno what's up with the multicolor tongue thing. I think it was extra parasites in the host's mouth? I feel like it was scrapped at some point... but I could be wrong

FURBIES!:

Oh yeah, he also does this: (no image for the bat tho)

"I mean when he fights he pulls Furbies out of his magical fanny pack. takes out a wiffle bat. and hits the furby at his enemies.

And then the furby explodes in a blaze of glory." -CQ

Despite using some furbies as explosives, he seems to 'care' about and treat these two like precious babies:

This one is potentially named McFreshby The Fresh Furbrah (Fresh is mentioned to have one named that, and this is the only other furby he's been depicted with)

It can also do THIS: (roll its eyes back into a spookier look)

This is DJ FurBs. that's all i know about him

The REAL Parasite:

Fresh is actually this little parasite controlling a host body. (if you didn't know that why are you reading this post rn!?! but nah I love new Fresh fans, welcome!)

The main parasite is this purple one with the eyemouth and four(?) tendrils, the other colored tentacles are prrrobably Fresh's offspring (freshmageddon moment?) (I'm not actually sure, I'm just pretty sure they're not part of the main parasite but are parasite tentacles)

You can also see Fresh's five or more purple tendrils here stretching out all over his host's body

All art from CrayonQueen/@loverofpiggies

Reference guide made by PurrpleParrasite/@purrpletiger

pls suggest changes or additions if u have ideas!

That's all!

[prettyboyjohnny]

JOHNNY VOICE LINE TRANSCRIPT 🥩

I wrote these out a long time ago but never posted them anywhere! Based on [x].

>Nancy's voicelines<

Notes:

• I could've copied the game subtitles, but I didn't 'cause they suck.

• I haven't played enough Johnny to know where some of these lines start and end. Please let me know if I've made any mistakes in that regard!

• I was gonna include tone indicators, but tone is subjective. No one wants me to mark the Feed Grandpa voice lines as "Flirty."

Thanks!

VOICELINES

Encounter Start

Now look at this! Somebody's ready to fight!

This is gonna end... Very badly for you.

Yeah-ha-ha! Oh, that's it! Hit me...

Imma gut every single one of y'all! [Inhales, laughs under breath] Come on... Come on!

Exit interaction

Nobody leaves until I say so!

Ain't nobody leavin' just yet!

Got it.

Nobody's leavin' alive! Y'all not fast enough! ... Good try, though.

Feed Grandpa

Get your fill, old man.

It always tastes best when it's fresh, don't it?

Here you go, old man.

You're lookin' better already... Now help us!

Oh, you're thirsty today.

Victim found

HA HA! It's playtime!

Heh heh, it's playtime...

Hahahaha, I always find 'em!

You should know better than that! ... Come on out, now.

Hey there! [Laughs]

Well! Look who we got here! [Laughs]

Hit victim

Oh! Now I got ya!

Yeah! Take it! Take it!

It's better if you die right quick! Trust me!

This would be simpler if you would sit still!

Yeah! You gonna be leakin' after that hit.

Idle

Nobody escapes me.

How the hell did those kids find us? [Sighs] I should've been more careful.

If Grandpa was able, this would be over by now... I better go feed him.

Damn it, Johnny... Get your head straight! Come on, now!

I gotta fix this... Now!

Cook seen

I'd watch that tongue of yours, old man... It might go missin' one day.

I thought you knew how to run this household... THIS is a mess!

Damn it, old man! Put those ears of yours to use already!

Where are they?! How the hell did they get loose?! I can't fix this by myself, old man.

Stop barkin' orders at me! You ain't gonna like the results.

Hitchhiker seen

Surround the property with some of those traps already! This is getting outta hand fast!

You're one shifty little sumbitch... I'll give you that. [Laughs]

How you make those weird ass traps of yours, anyway?

Would you. Settle. The Hell. Down already. You're scattering all over the dang place. We gotta focus!

Grandpa is gonna tan our hides if we let them get away. Spread out!

Leatherface seen

That's it, boy... Go kill someone now.

Go on, put that saw to use, big boy! What're you waitin' on?

If I were you, I'd go and check out Grandpa. We're gonna need his help!

Let's go now, boy! Grandpa ain't gonna be too pleased if you let them escape.

Just get outta my way, boy... I'll show you how real killin's done.

Sissy seen

Are you gonna help me out, or just stand there lookin' pretty?

If it ain't askin' too much, before you go and run off again, would you mind helpin' me out?

Before you go runnin' off with those back-house hippies again... Can you PLEASE find these damn kids?!

Sissy, what the hell're you waitin' on? Get to it!

Sissy... Are you even listenin' to me? What's goin' on in that head of yours?! Damn!

Lose enemy first

Aww, you leavin' so soon?

It's alright, big boy's gonna be wearing your face soon enough... After I'm done with you, that is. [Laughs]

You know... I was actually kinda fond of that girl, I-I didn't really wanna hurt 'er... But, as they say... Family first, y'know?

You ever watch someone die? Oh... You ain't never quite the same after that, lemme tell ya.

Ohohoh, you can run all you want... It ain't gonna matter much longer.

Lose enemy sub

[Scoffs] You're all gurgle and no guts! I thought you were tougher than that!

I'm gonna find you... I will! I promise!

You wanna know how your friend died? I can show you!

L-Listen now! E-Everybody's time comes eventually!

The bad man's in me... And you gonna meet 'im real soon!

Lose enemy long

Your little friend put up a better fight than this... Come on... Make it interesting, will ya?!

They always try to hide... It's always the same game... [Laughs]

You folks don't know who you messin' with! Nobody ever gets away from me.

You're just delayin' the inevitable! YOU HEAR ME?

Come on out now, let's play.

I got plenty of space in the cold room for you.

Match start

It's time. [Chuckles] Seems they've got some fight in 'em after all.

I knew I should've handled this myself... I'll fix it.

That's what I get for taking it easy on them. Time for them to join that little friend of theirs.

See blood trail

Oh, this is gonna be easy.

Hey, you okay? You seem to have lost a bit of blood!

Now... let's see where you scurried off to.

You know... Bleedin' like that ain't gonna help your cause!

Don't bleed out on me yet! I need you awake!

See enemy first

Don't worry. I like it when they run.

Look, you're gonna want this to end fast. Trust me on that.

Well, don't run! I just wanna see how it feels.

There you are! [Chuckles] You kinda remind me of your little friend.

See enemy sub

This is pointless, you know. Quit stallin'.

Don't worry... I'll find ya.

[Growls] I'm gonna see your insides before this night's through!

Oh, you ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you.

Come on back, now.

Got something I wanna show you! [Laugh]

See family member

Well! Look who decided to lend a hand!

Check the doors and generator. We can't let them leave. You hear me?

Y'all need to start pullin' your weight around here. This is gettin' old!

Grandpa's gonna be in a fit if we let them escape. Start searchin'!

Would y'all... Help me already. PLEASE!

See trapped victim

We gotcha! [Laughs]

You ready to meet the bad man?

You got one!

Looks like you might be hurtin'. Might wanna be watchin' where you're steppin'.

[Laughs]

See victim escape

Maybe I can still catch 'em. Yeah, down by the tracks.

Damn... They're free... For now.

This isn't gonna be good.

Damn it, Johnny! [Scoffs] ... The old man's gonna be riled up now.

Use ability blocked

Ain't no tracks here...

Nah... got nothin'.

Better wait a minute.

Not quite yet ... [Inhales] Almost ready.

Use ability

Time to play. Now... Where did you go?

I'll find ya. Don't you worry about that.

Go ahead and hide... It ain't gonna matter.

Where'd y'all run off to?

Use ability success

[Hums] ... There you are.

They always leave a trail. Always so careless. [Chuckles, inhales] ... This is too easy.

I'm on your tail now!

Execution

You're gonna look real nice... Next to that friend of yours!

That's it... Die for me!

This... Is only gonna hurt... For a minute!

You should've never came here lookin' for that girl!

You ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you!

[Last edited March 2024]

[uyunto]

Do you have if even a crumb of info more about Gunadimme Rustich? I wanna learn more about the snazzy white boy. (And all of your OCs tbh but... one thing at a time)

hi! i appreciate your interest in my oc!

gonna be honest: i have some difficulties in wording my thoughts about my ocs, like, when get questions about them suddenly a cymbal-banging monkey jumps out of nothing in my head and starts executing some crazy cacophony (not even mentioning im bad in English lol)

i have a post with basic info about this setting (LiMB). it's pretty hard yapping about my silly guys out of huge context they have, so probably it's gonna be a bit (or a big) chaotic, i'm open to questions anyway

(okay first of all i think if he heard you calling him snazzy, he'd say something like "oh, am I?😏" 😭✌️)

anyways here's some facts about Rustich

- name: Gunadimme ['gʌnədɪm] Rustich ['rʌstɪʧ], i hope i did this transcription right. can be called just Dimme or Rustich (how i usually call him). in original his name is Янис-Тыну Ржавич (Yanis-Tynu Rzhavich / Jānis-Tõnu Rzhavich)

- he's 35 years old (in some part of the story he's 12-14)

- 5'8.50'' ft / 174 cm (pretty short in comparison to the people around him)

- browless redhead with dark black-holes-like eyes

- he's Aldethian

- madly in love with Stelliah

- bisexual (he realized he was attracted to his best /male/ friend all this time only in his 20s, only after discussing sexuality with Stelliah)

- plays saxophone

- likes gardening (he's genuinely fascinated by the process of the plants' life and their ability to endlessly copy themselves and enjoys the fact he basically can control that process)

- likes reading and gaining new knowledge in general

- I'd call him a politician

- obsessed with the idea of fixing everything Aldetha did wrong and building a better society (he's doing the same mistake Aldetha did, but shush, he's not aware of this so far)

- obsessed with ancient Lame-Ray culture and the "legend" about Lamprey

- got a fucking villa basically on the cosmic meteorite in the middle of the river (i know it's random but it is what it is)

- his parents were housekeepers in Aldetha. it's not a respectful occupation due to the rules and culture aspects they have there, so his strict parents did their best to make their son overtax his strength in attempt to be literally the best at everything so he could be in a better position in Aldethian society than they have

- because of the fact above even in adulthood he's unable to impartially see and accept his own achievements, like it's always not enough for him. he may seem arrogant and confident on public but it's simply a mask and behind this mask there is still that endlessly neglected child he once was. he always questions his own value.

- in conclusion, bro is just seeking for stability and acceptance all his life but that desire seems to slowly make him desperate for control and perfection and in the end it's gonna make him paranoid

- the rust and the dim fire are the things i associate with him

(of course it not all i can say about this character, but i don't wanna make this post too big, so that's all for now)

voice headcanon (teen) ⬇️

voice headcanon (adult)

i don't have much drawn stuff with him but here's some art i have just in case

and some memes i associate with Rustich 😭 I'd add more but image limit got my ass (if you need translation lemme know)

thank you for asking!

[miitopiaenjoyer]

Their Pokémon Mystery Dungeons AU would be legendary, honestly...

I think that in a PMD Explorers of Sky adjacent situation, Chat would be the protagonist and Magical John would be the partner character. Chat would wake up on the beach with amnesia and see Magical John passed out next to them. They poke him with a stick and when it turns out he's alive, they initially assume he's in the same situation as they are. But it turns out he just got mugged by the Team Skull equivalent for his Relic Fragment, and his memories are totally intact, lol.

They'd have to talk to Cupcake on Magical John's behalf to help him join the guild because everyone's too afraid of him to hear him out when he tries to ask alone, lmao.

Cupcake would be the cheerful Guild Deputy, and I Want Die would be the intimidating Guild Leader that everyone but Cupcake is afraid to talk to. He looks scary, but he's actually really caring and compassionate on the inside! And the other Miitopia party members would be the guild ensemble! :D

Jefferson would be a Piplup, of course, and I think Gilbert would be an Impidimp. Not sure about the rest. Lemme know if any of you have any ideas! :)

Transcript of the third image's text under the cut!

[TRANSCRIPT:]

IMAGE 3:

Chat: Hey. Can we join your guild?

Cupcake: Um... I'll need to ask I Want Die...

[ultimat3-lif3form]

So uh. There you have it. Didn’t know how to bring it up but…. Best to rip the bandaid off. I have too many questions and no answers whatsoever. Confirmed it wasn’t Eggfreak’s doing though so… sigh.

@gadgetguymph @blue-blurrrr

Transcript below cut

Gadget (tails from our world) : Hey, @ Blue @ Red, I have an idea. Could I run a DNA test on, uh, 'Mystery'?

If I do, I can cross-check it with GUN's database, and if her parents are on there, we can find them pretty easily.

I just need, like, a quill from her.

Red: That's.... Actually a really good idea

let me grab one for you

Gadget: Thanks! This shouldn't take long at all, I have a scanner around here somewhere for stuff like this...

Ah, here it is! Ok, lemme just run the scan real quick...

…

What.

The fuck.

Red: issue?

Gadget: Uh.

Well.

I know who her parents are.

Tinker (Archie tails): I’m curious now. Who are they?

Blue: That’s good!! Right???

Gadget: Shadow... she's your daughter. Yours and Sonic's. Biologically.

Tinker: ….

Red: what.

Blue: What.

Tinker: What.

[smallidarityfan]

sos smallidarity.... save me.......

Transcript:

(about reviving with the fate coins)

Jimmy: So you're telling me... you're telling me that because i spoke to someone else you'd go for Fwhip first and not me. Right, guys you're making enemies of me already, this is— this is— why would you not get me?

Scott: I don't— I don't quite know how me coming here giving you two stacks of steak FOR FREE is me making an ENEMY of you??

Jimmy: You said you wouldn't give me the coin, and you would save Fwhip.

Scott: Okay if I die and Sausage dies, who would you come to save?

Jimmy: I'd come to you.

Scott: Okay I die and Oli dies.

Jimmy: *pauses*

Scott: Yeah,

Jimmy: Wait lemme think about it, let me think about it... I'd come to you! I'd come to you. He called me a silly man in his episode one—

Scott: Me or Joel dies—

Jimmy: *immediately* I'd go to Joel. I'd run to Joel. I'd run— I'd frolic through the fields to Joel. um I'd run to him. But that's okay!

Scott: If chat ever needed confirmation that Flower Husbands is dead; that was it right there.

Jimmy: *laughing* I die and Joel dies—

Scott: Him not only saying he'd pick Joel but describing it that you would frolic through fields to him like that kind of level? I'm like yeah it's dead it's gone.

Jimmy: I full sprint, I break records. To be fair I haven't even seen Joel in this series yet I don't even know where he lives

[wnbawag]

Shit, That's Breanna Stewart Part Four

Pairing: Breanna Stewart x reader

Summary: While at UConn, senior physics major reader is required to take an extra class to complete her 'society' core requirement. When she picks 'Sports in Society', the last thing she expects to see on her first day is her basketball crush as her TA.

Warnings: Swearing, sexual themes

Word Count: 1.1k

Note: This is a blurb I had thought of awhile ago that I will be attempting to turn into a series. Not proof read - lemme know if you find any mistakes!

My Masterlist

Series Masterlist

You couldn’t believe this.

The shock was so strong that you almost didn’t comprehend the writing on the last page of the exam.

This Friday, room 2037 - my office, 5pm, we need to discuss your exam.

…

Well, shit.

As you walked to Breanna’s office, you couldn’t help but feel a little ashamed. You have a 3.8 GPA, as a physics major. Yet here you were, failing your sports in society course. All because you spent too much time staring at your TA. 

You don’t know how anyone could blame you, especially with the outfits Breanna showed up in. She looked so … professional every time she taught. She would pace the front of the room, like she couldn’t keep still for longer than 5 minutes, all while passionately lecturing about how sports were such an important part of society as a whole. All while wearing dress pants and button ups, sleeves pushed up her long forearms. Even though she was as lanky as she was tall, you could just tell there were some pretty impressive muscles under those sleeves.

You glanced down at the course syllabus you had pulled up on your phone, room 2037, Breanna’s office. You don’t know how she swung getting a private office for her first year as a TA, perks of being UConn’s star basketball player, you assumed. 

At least no one will see you panic when you have to talk to her, alone. 

Her door was open, you paused just out of view, feeling the panic bubble up in your chest. It was setting in, you were about to be face-to-face with your long-time crush. Seeing her in class was one thing, you could be as bold with your outfits or expressions as you’d like. She wouldn’t say anything in front of the class, Breanna was nothing if not professional. But when it was just the two of you? Would she mention your inappropriate outfits, the comments you’d make under your breath that you’re sure she couldn’t have heard, or even worse: just talk to you about your failure in her class. You don’t think you can handle her being disappointed in you - wait - why would she even care? She doesn’t know you. She doesn’t-

“You know, I can hear you out there. You can come on in,”

‘Fuck’

Sheepishly, you shuffle to her doorway glance in. There she sits behind a sizable desk, resting her chin on a large hand. Her eyes fixed on you, lips tilted up in a knowing smirk. 

“You can come on in, I promise I won’t bite” The statement ended with a wink, and you were pretty sure you just died. 

Suddenly, your genius idea of wearing a short skirt with a tight top came crashing down. As you walked in, you felt her give you the once over. Geez, you hoped she liked what she saw. Wait, no, be good, no inappropriate thoughts for you, you’re here for help, nothing more.

Fuck you wanted more than help. 

“Sorry about that, I just wanted to make sure I was at the right room,” You choked out, forcing a smile as you sat in a chair on the opposite side of the desk as she. Breanna waved you off with a chuckle.

“Don’t worry about it, I was just teasing,” The glint in her eyes made you question if she was teasing or not.

“Now, let’s get into it. You’re failing my class. More specifically, you’re the only one failing my class,” Her gaze had moved to her computer, your heart dropped as you realized she had your grades pulled up on it. 

“But what I find curious,” She went on, changing her tab. “Is that this is the only class you have ever had where you had less than a high B.” 

Of course, her new tab had your transcript on it. 

Her blue eyes turned to you, while you kept your stare fixed on your transcript.

Silence followed, leading you to start squirming in your seat. 

Shit, was she not going to say anything else? 

You finally dared to tear your eyes from the screen, meeting her stare. She still had that damn smirk on her face, eyebrow quirked, almost like she was daring you to explain. 

“I’m sorry, I’ve just been …” You weren’t sure how to respond. Telling her that all you could think about during her class was her throwing you around was completely out of the question. She probably wouldn’t take too kindly to knowing your numerous fantasies about her towering over you, her long fingers, damn you bet she had insane strap game-

“Distracted?”

Her question pulled you from your fantasies, where you realized, to your absolute dismay, that you were staring at her chest. Hesitantly, you looked back up to her face, where she seemed to be, oh my gosh she was trying to hold back a laugh. 

…

Great, your crush was laughing at you staring at her tits.

Perfect.

“I am so sorry, I don’t know what to say, I should have been paying better attention, I promise this won’t happen again-” You were cut off as she waved you off, once again.

“It happens, your record is pretty impressive, I’m sure this is just a one time mistake, right?” 

You nodded eagerly, yes please, please don’t act like I was just staring at your tits.

“Okay so we have a few options, I’m going to let you retake the midterm you failed. I’m trusting you to keep this quiet. While you’re the only one failing, I’m sure if the entire class knew I let you retake the exam, they’d be taking my door down wanting to retake theirs as well.” She said as she shuffled through a desk drawer, pulling out a packet. 

“I’ve got an extra midterm, you’ve already seen your midterm with all my comments. I’m going to assume you’re ready to retake it now, since I basically corrected all your answers on the original.” She glanced your way, to which you nodded so hard you felt like you were breaking your neck.

“Perfect, you can take it now. You get an hour, just like in class,” She passed the packet over the desk to you. After you took it, she pulled a pen out of her shirt pocket, clicking it and passing it to you as well.

You took a deep breath, calm down, she’s not mad at you. Maybe a little amused by you, but not mad.

“Thank you so much Miss Stewart, I really appreciate you giving me a second chance. I promise I’m not usually like this, I’ll prove it.” You said, truly looking her in the eye for the first time since you walked into her office. She shot you a smile, damn eyebrow still quirked.

“I’m sure, now please, if you won’t call me Breanna, call me Stewie. No one calls me Miss Stewart.”

You felt your heart stop, she was asking you to call her Stewie? This basically meant that you were best friends at this point.

“Okay, Stewie,” 

And with that, you opened the exam packet.

‘I’ve got this’

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: I just thought like there was something I needed to share with everyone, and I thought it was really important, so wait I'm just looking for the tweet, I've just lost the tweet, I've just lot the tweet, wait, lemme just find it. I just- like, I just wanted to express like, I- I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS!!! YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT'S BEEN- "IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS, HE'S OVER IT" I'M NOT OVER IT. [...] It's fine. It's fine, I don't have beef with Pac. I mean, it's not important. For the record though, I'd beat Pac in a fight. It's fine! Literally I don't even know what FOMO is, so like, it's fine.

Tubbo complains about Pac's tweet (again) for a solid 2 minutes.

[ Full transcript ↓ ]

Tubbo: I just thought like there was something I needed to share with everyone, and I thought it was really important, so wait I'm just looking for the tweet, I've just lost the tweet, I've just lot the tweet, wait, lemme just find it. I just- like, I just wanted to express like, I-

I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS, YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT'S BEEN- "IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS, HE'S OVER IT" I'M NOT OVER IT. I'm- I'm still not over it. Like, why, do they just fcking hate me? Why'd they leave my ass out? You know? Like- I don't- I'm still not over this, it's fine. I play in the morning too, you know? Like-

"Aint no way" What do you mean "ain't no way" I'm being so- I'm being so honest right now, like... [stares at the photo in silence] It's fine. It's fine, like I don't have beef with Pac. I mean it's not impor- it's not important, I would- For the record though, I'd beat Pac in a fight. It's fine! Literally I don't even know what FOMO is, so like, it's fine.

I would- I'm not saying that I would- that I would- that I would fight Pac over this, but I would- I would win, and it wouldn't even be hard, it literally wouldn't even be hard, like-

Like, I mean- I mean, what who do you- who do you think captioned the tweet? You know, like- that's crazy. That's crazy. Like- what, am I just like third-wheeling fcking life right now, or is it just over, like??? Like- yeah I get it, like- like- like, you're in love and sht, but like- like, this is fcked up. I thought we were friends, you know?

Like- it wouldn't even- like, look at him. Look at him! It wouldn't even be hard, it wouldn't even be hard. And like, I'd- he- I mean who do you think wrote the tweet? I'm not over it, I'm actually not over it. I- yeah I think me and Pac should fight, actually. I- I'm in the mood to actually like, fight. I'm- I'm pissed. I'm upset. If you didn't get that, I'm- I'm upset, I'm really fcking upset.

And you know what? I'm so upset that I think I'm gonna retire from streaming. You know?

[cloudlesbian]

Every "new yorker" in a rom-com- by dmichaelburke dueted by theaberuiz on tiktok

[Transcript under the cut]

M: can't you see I'm reading? -turns around- get outta town!

[Both talking in stereotypical new york accents]

A: hey sweet cheeks!

A: -laughs- hey how ya doin'?

M: look at you- it's you!

A: it's me it's you- ya know how it is.

[Both of them turn to someone off camera]

M: I'm sorry! We'll be quiet-

A: shut your fucking mouth bitch

[Overlapping speech] M: dont forget it- A: shut the fuck up

M: [looking at A and chewing gum] new yorkers, huh?

A: what you gonna do about it? Yea I- I chased you down here-

M: what do you mean you chased me down here-

A: I fucking chased you here.

M: I called a cab what do you mean I was downtown that was like 40 blocks

A: 40 blocks or a thousand blocks it don't mean a fucking difference to me

M: you went 40 blocks on foot for me?

A: I'd do- I'd do anything for you- I'd fucking kill somebody for you, ok?

M: well that's about the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for me

A: [laughs] you know me. [Laughs and scratches his nose] you know me...

M: alright, look.

A: I'm a romantic, ya know what I'm sayin'?

M: I'm a new yorker, alright?

A: absolutely, yeah me too.

M: I got pretty thick skin, yeah.

A: yeah?

M: but once you get underneath, there's no going back.

A: [laughs and sticks his tongue out] you want me to go underneath you?

M: as long as you promise not to break my heart.

A: I'll do something else to your fucking heart you son of a bitch

[Both chuckle]

M: alright lemme go buy this book.

A: go buy the book- you need some money for the book?

M: 40 bucks..

A: 40 bucks...

M: you're crazy...

A: I'm fucking stupid...

[End video]