#let me drool

[daddysroyalwhore]

“The blood's on your hands

What would you do for pussy?”

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂

[honeyblackberries]

thinking about surprising sukuna with one of those personalised name necklaces that says 'ryomen' on it to show everyone that you're his. unsurprisingly, he’s far too into it. getting so turned on that he leaves bruises and love bites all over your neck and chest like a deranged animal.

you’re such a good pet for wanting to let everyone know who your owner is, but don’t you think a measly piece of jewelry is a little too subtle? if someone is able to read it that means they’re already too close to you for his liking. 

don’t worry the marks he’ll leave will do the trick. even from far away others will see it. although he does feel tempted to make you get him a matching necklace that has your name. he likes it when possession goes both ways.

[valtsv]

just suffered the worst acid reflux episode of my life like my throat resembles a rusty pipe and my back teeth feel like they've been kicked in bad and the only thing that got me through the night was reminding myself that VAL from siltverse has suffered more than i ever will

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x) i'm fine why do you ask.

[beetlbi]

Pt 1/pt 2 (coming soon)

Newly moved into fords home in gravity falls, stan has some thoughts. Transcript+without text under the cut :}

Panel 1

“You look like pa…” “I wonder what I would look like.”

Panel 2

“Stupid question I know” “we have the same face” “or we used to.”

Panel 3

“Now is when you explain some genetic junk that goes right over my head.”

[collegeboysam]

daniel is an investigative journalist who owns random shit he can't remember getting like a shirt that says "guinness world record of eating my ancient boyfiend's dick and balls nasty style - greece, 1981" and is still like "yeah i was gay for pay. i did it only for drugs. i have never been to greece btw. who knows where this came from i don't remember that decade at all anyway." brother...please instrospect.

[battlemaiden13]

I made some self insert art! Yay me. I'm actually really proud of how this turned out.

This is Recoil. He's a mafia version of Swapfell Papyrus and I love him. And that's me. The dumbass human.

Recoil belongs to @absurdmageart (whose amazing)

[frostybearpaws]

ALSO

Cooper and Barb!!!!!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love a tragic doomed romance, we know from the beginning that she divorced him because the dad at the party mentioned alimony for why he’s performing at kid’s birthday parties

and then we ACTUALLY meet her their interactions are so sweet but also there’s a sense of foreboding because she of the look she makes when presenting the idea of him being the face of vault-tec and

gaaaaaaaaaah

I believe that she wanted to do what was best for her family, so much so that she was willing to end the world if it meant getting into a good vault

I don’t think Barb is an evil person. I think she was a scared person. It seemed like the end of the world was right at their doorstep, she already experienced first hand the worry of someone she loves going off to fight in the sino-american war.

then she got into a company that was offering a solution and it seemed like a wonderful thing she could invest in. So she rose through the ranks to secure a future for her family in a time when the future was so ambiguous and terrifying.

by the time Vault-Tec was in full swing she was in a high position, she drank the cool aid and her main focus was on protecting her family, no matter what.

I think in a desperate effort to protect her family from annihilation, she became the very driving force that destroyed the world.

there’s so much beauty in that, burning the world for the people you love.

anyway that’s me ranting about Barb because we love a gaslight girlboss <3

[endenope]

idk what this is and pls dont tell me bc i dont like story leaks but its hilarious how my first thoughts when seeing this on my TL was "oh? do they have to share a tent now too? are they gonna fuck in it?" rip to whoevers camping w them and hearing all those squelchies and slaps and muffled moans etcetc

[chickenmcnuggies]

Hi! Sorry to post about asking for money, but my dog Squirt's developed a mass on his eyelid that's impacting his quality of life. It's grown to the point it's scratching into his eye and causing lots of liquid to leak out, and caused enough discomfort to him to scratch it up to the point of bleeding on several occasions.

His surgery to remove it is $900, if you're financially able to assist, I would deeply appreciate anything you can give, even if it's just sharing this around!

[wikitpowers]

the whispering room herondaisy scene lives in my mind rent free i can’t lie [squeels hysterically]

art: @cassandrajean

[sugurusfav]

i am not ok

[dollypopup]

'penelope is gonna be irresistible' 'penelope is gonna have multiple suitors' 'penelope is gonna be the diamond of S3' ENOUGH!!!! penelope is for us fuckups! the 'alone on friday night' babes! she's for our messy gals! our clumsy weirdos! us disasters! us 'hanging out by the wall because if i go on this dancefloor i'll have a panic attack' bitches!

i wanna see colin show up going 'her swagless looks and cringefail personality has captivated me' or i don't wanna see it at ALL

[csphire]

Mmmf... helping him was fun and he makes it worth your time.

He Who Was from Act II of Baldur's Gate 3.

Edit: Added a few more... lol

[thepunkmuppet]

↳ David Boreanaz & Charisma Carpenter in Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2E2 (Some Assembly Required)