#liam: lol guess what

[allisonjamaica]

[essektheylyss]

I think it's important to note that I do believe Orym wasn't totally thinking straight when he nodded to Laudna. Because if he'd have been thinking straight, he'd have gotten in front of her and then very efficiently killed Bor'dor himself, and he'd have still been correct for it. Hope this helps. 😌

[finncakes]

now that one of the conversations i invented 50 versions of has actually happened...if i think hard enough about it they will kiss. autism powers.

[camellcat]

dunno if it really fits them but the thought won't leave my brain so here's a doodle

[mdshh]

Since Liam is an adult and will be moving out, i thought it would be a good idea to take a family picture of parents and their four boys, but….

[liamlawsonlesbian]

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[nebulousbren]

Jeezus ep 35 of campaign 2 was a real comedy of errors eh? XD

[jacksintention]

I really can't stand Gil

[oveliagirlhaditright]

Bangel Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Bangelus Moment.

So, I'm really going to do this. I wasn't sure I wanted to for a plethora of reasons, and yet I find myself drawn to doing it anyway, for some reason even though I'm worried I may anger people, because this whole thing--as well as all of s8, tbh --is a touchy subject.

But let's talk about Twilight from the Buffy comics.

For those who don't know, Twilight is pretty much a third persona of Angel's. And if you're wondering why I'm talking about a third persona of Angel's for Angelus day, I'll get to that in a minute. But first off, Twilight is this identity that Angel made up (that he wore a mask with, thus concealing his identity), where he pretended that he was allying with the U.S. government, who wanted to destroy the Slayers, but really he was a double-agent trying to lessen any damage that they would cause the Slayer army.

But there's also more to him than that. He ended up buying into this prophecy that Whistler told him about (what Twilight!Angel was really trying to do all of season eight), that he needed to ascend to godhood (he'd already started to ascend some) and then mate with Buffy--after she'd become a goddess herself--in order to give birth to a new universe, for the next stage of human evolution.

And Whistler pretty much told Angel that this way saved the world--though there would be some collateral damage along the way to get there--and it was this choice, or the Earth got sucked into Hell. And after having just gotten back out of Hell a second time, having nearly lost all of his friends to untimely demises (therefore he's traumatized and not in his right mind at all), and somewhat selfishly wanting this reward and to finally be with Buffy, yeah, Angel goes along with it. Edit: Buffy was also threatened, too, to get Angel to agree to this.

But it doesn't even end there, because Angel had somewhat been possessed by Twilight to do this: yeah, the universe that he and Buffy would eventually create together basically almost went back in time, if you will, to possess its father to make sure it got created... because wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

So what does this have to do with Angelus, you ask? Because Twilight's personality is a large combination of Angel and Angelus' in my mind, so my favorite "Angelus" moment might actually come from here because of that?

"But wait," you say. "How can Angelus be there if Angel still has his soul?" To be honest, I think that Angelus is the demon inside of Angel that's always there waiting for him to slip up. The devil on his shoulder, if you will. I know Drusilla, S*pike, and Faith feel that way about it, too, even if Angel seemed in denial about that idea in the comics, saying that Angelus hadn't been with him since he got his soul back. Drusilla then tried to shoot that idea down by uttering something along the lines of, "When that doughnut shot owner you tried to save got shot and you gave in despite yourself, who was it whispering in your ear to drink his blood? Angelus. Is it that Angelus left the moment you got your soul back, or that he's always the devil in your ear trying to get you to be overcome," totally paraphrasing here, and I probably butchered that quote, but you get the idea.

And I know when Angel got the prophecy in "After the Fall" about what would happen in "season 8" (and he wanted to fight against it, and wanted to die so it wouldn't happen), I think there was a panel talking about how all the death delighted his demon or something like that. And if we're following the above logic, then that would mean Angelus was delighted there and maybe all of this in season 8 was really bringing him to the forefront, then.

But even more than all of that... there's just so much in season 8, where Angel seems Angelus-y with his plans "against" Buffy. And the fact that he's weirdly calling her "Buff", which Angel has never done and we've only ever seen Angelus do.

(Using the above glow-y pic, because I already used them kissing another time this week. LOL)

Man, this post is getting long, but I feel it's going to get even longer. But bear with me, guys. If we look at Twilight as a sort of in-between Angel and Angelus like I do, we can probably sort of grasp how/why Angelus is for sure in love with Buffy next in season 10. And he is (he's jealous that Buffy is with Spike instead of him and that's why he attacks Spike):

But I also feel this sort of explains some things about the whole Bangel and Bangelus/S*puffy debacle.

A lot of people think that S*puffy is better than Bangel because S*pike fell in love with Buffy without a soul, but what people tend to forget is at the start that was a bastardization of love. And he did things like wanting to kill Buffy (like Angelus did), stealing her clothes, making the Buffy sexbot, listening to her and Riley have sex, chaining her up and threatening to kill her if she didn't say she returned his feelings, trying to rape her, etc... all kinds of horrible things (it seems that this is how vampires "show love"), and without the chip, and especially the soul later on, monitoring and altering his behavior, we probably would have never seen more of the pure love from S*pike towards Buffy.

Angel, of course, starts out meeting and falling for Buffy with his soul. But once he temporarily loses it, this very vicious demon housed in his body is ANGRY for having been muzzled for a hundred years. And he despises that his souled-self fell in love with Buffy, his mortal enemy--and blames her for it, we know--and she made him "his lap dog" and everything he was supposed to be against (protecting the innocent, killing his own kind, etc.), and thus completely lashes out at her. But even during all of this, I think the demon still had feelings for Buffy edit: bastardized feelings, I should say. Like Spike's own without a soul (feelings Angelus' very much in denial about and wishes he didn't have), as I think that's part of the reasons he never kills Buffy the millions of times he could have (this also matches S*pike being unable to kill the Slayer because of his own feelings for her). Yes, Angelus says it's because it lacks poetry and it's also because he wants to make her insane and suffer first, but I think at least part of that is a lie.

But I think the Twilight thing (where "Angelus there" is also part Angel, which reigns him in some) was almost like Angelus' own "chip moment", which is what served to make him fully accept his feelings for Buffy by season 10 (I think there might be some other contributing factors, too, like Buffy's death in S5 maybe having made him realize he cares about her and doesn't want her dead, after all. But this post is as long as is, so I'll shut up and not get into all of them).

Basically, in some ways, if the shoe had been on the different foot, I think Angel and S*pike's love stories for Buffy could have played out the opposite way, because the two characters and their stories aren't THAT different. They just happened in different orders. Angel could have been the one to fall in love with Buffy without a soul. And Spike could have been the one cursed with one, who then lost it and lashed out at her before getting it back. -shrugs-

And that not be the thing to say during Bangel Week, but it's just how I feel. And I'm even kind of anti-S*puffy now, and not really saying that to champion them here (I'm actually saying some of this to fight against some of the "This is why S*puffy is better" arguments I see), but fair is fair.

[yaz-the-spaz]

non ziams saying the you & i clip zayn posted was to shade liam after his comments on the podcast, as in, zayn is a better singer cause liam tried to do the high note lol

lol wow. that's truly wild

me trying to calculate all the hoops one has to jump through to somehow ignore all the other ziam af suspicious things about that video clip and still manage to jump to that conclusion:

meanwhile antis:

(anyways, i jest, but honestly i can't say i'm even all that surprised...if history has shown anything, especially in this fandom, it's that people will always do the utmost to explain away the gay lol)

[witchern]

oh did i mention i FINALLY finished watching s3 of the witcher lmao

[harryswinks]

right when 1d were on x-factor i couldn’t even look at harry because he reminded me so much of a brunette version of one of my friends and i feel like thats a weird grudge i have carried for years but now im like. oh i get it now. i get it

[callmecherylcleo]

Some tumblr people have pretty accurate guesses about how the moniker “critical role’s heartbreak prince” came to be. Would like to add that it also involved me lying on the floor for hours thinking — what would be the thirstiest non-thirsty way to describe this man that wouldn’t get me fired?

Anyway check out the actual article and help me keep the nerd world beat alive lol: https://www.businessinsider.com/critical-role-candela-obscura-liam-obrien-gothic-horror-gaming-2024-4

[themthrfkinprincess]

Astro observation . . . TWO!!

Whenever I see someone has a prominent Scorpio or Capricorn placement I always notice and see how sweet and overlay considerate they are. These people I’ve noticed are very helpful and there for people, sometimes they don’t think about themselves that much and contain themselves too much. They also are like nonchalantly funny? It’s not hard for them to make me laugh I’ve noticed.

But yeah strong Capricorn and Scorpio placements remind me of the giving tree idkkk

Like also Capricorn’s and Cancers be goofy as shit im crine😭

WHEW. This is from my experience but when I have seen a fair amount of Virgo or Cancer influences in somebody chart THEY ALWAYS GET ON MY NERVES LIKE GIRL DON'T DO ME LEAVE ME ALONE😭 I swear I have always had little moments with them- they can be quite annoying but guess what. I often spend so much time with them and we are right back on track maybe two seconds later it’s so funny. We switch up so much it funny. And this is funny because well I am a cancer myself and well there are more than three cancers in my family who I adore. You guys are really aggravating though.

And like also Geminis freaky foreal like YALL LIKE BOOTY FOREAL😭

also its a double whammy if you have eros or venus in gemin lol. I have both 😈👅

so come here . . . .

GIVE ME THAT BOOTY😈

lol😭

AND YOOOO Like geminis and Leo’s can be so embarrassing at times? They’re very suspect to be very lollygagging individuals and I can say this because I have a Leo stellium. Sometimes I look back and be like girl no. It sad. ☹️ like girl you 36 how long you gon be doing this😕.

They remind me of this liam dancing gif. Its not that they are embarrassing over big things- its just small stuff they can do and say which makes you go wtf???😭 Sometimes i feel they try to impress you over small weird things that no one really gives a fuck about like okay right . . . right . . .

Leo, Cancer, Gemini, and Virgo can be really corny at times- it reminds of that gif of drake doing the dougie. They can be corny in a cute way though😭but leos can get genuinely embarrassing as a mentioned beforehand

Also Geminis talk too much 🦧.

They will run their mouth and run it- i have no problem with it though I like to talk a lot lol. They are ( of course!) good listeners too! I had a friend she was so chill- I could talk to her about anything’s like- if i wanted to speak gibberish she would speak gibberish back to me. She was so random too. They are kind of silly whimsical beings at times I will not lie. Like it would not be wild to catch them froliciing in the fields randomly- its kind of expected of them in my own opinion. In my eyes they really be in their own world at times. 💀

AYE.

And yo!? Tell me why Aries are so cute what the hell!?!?

LIKE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!

CYUTSIE PATOOTSIES!!!! I imagine them trying to rob me at a gas station I own or something. Like I don’t know imagine them pointing a gun at you and trying to rob you LMFAO. I WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING. They might shoot you tho idk😞 they really be standing on business and they intimidate me a lot once they start talking- and they could be totally be happy/polite while they are talking. It’s just their aura feels forceful? Lively? Out there? I don’t know how to explain it but yeah. Also they are so sweet too!!! These people are cheerleaders- people say that Leo’s are cheerleaders but the biggest cheerleaders I see are more often Aries. My cousin is one and she is very VERY sweet. She listens to you deeply and she really pushes you. Sometimes it’s annoying at times cause like GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT 😭 I love aries though 💖😭 You guys are so cute. AND WHY THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE CARTOON CHARACTERS 😭

LIKE WHY HE LOOK LIKE RODDY😭

And of course we know Pedro looks like chicken little

Also Aries women are GORG!! No seriously! Look at Halle!!! Miss Mamas is GORG!! She is STUNNING! It’s like 💥WAPOW!!!💥 getting struck and hit by her beauty😍💖

Also David tennant so cute he's sort of like kind of my man😍😍 if you have a crush on him your so real I totally get it fren 😋💗🤭😁

Like dude come on he's so freaking cute. His eyes are so intense it makes him look like a crackhead sometimes but it doesn't even matter HE'S SO CUTE. And his Scottish accent is so 🫦🫦🫦 I don't know what he be saying sometimes though in his TV shows like huh🗿

Cancer Mars are literally the Scarlet Witch idk dude. . . . like people can go completely BONKERS. These hoes kind of crazy. If you been wronging one for quite a while you better sleep with one eye open when you sleeping👀

Like these people are kind of punks☹️. They retreat often when something is wrong- too much actually. They really do not want to fight or have any problems foreal. They can be very indirect at times when bothered it can get annoying. But when enough is enough its over💀 its like one fart and your dead💀

Like that Aries and Cancer energy is not mixing well and shit can get REAL unstable there like don't do them patna!!

Uhm i totally had a million more things to say and I really did not get to re-read this. So there may be many typos- and also im kind of lazy and wish i decorated this post better. But that's besides the point- I hope you liked this post or whatever!!! I was totally honestly rambing to myself, if you found these accurate to you then great!

Peace out!!!💖💗

[thisistinirussell]

I loved “fuck buddies”. Do you think you could do a threesome with Lando and Max Fewtrell?? Thank you

I really tried.. i personally think it is NOT GOOD, that is why it took me so long.. i hope you still like it tho… 🫶🏼

It was longer btw.. but tumblr said it‘s too long lol🫣

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Best mates

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pairings: max fewtrell/ lando norris x female! reader!

warnings: SMUT! (18+ content), unprotected sex (stay save loves), alcohol consume, NOT PROOF READEN (sorry for mistakes, not my native language)🫶🏼

Where your parents are on vacation and leave you the house for about a week..

It was a hot sunny day in august. You and your friends spent time at the pool in your parents house. Drinking some alcohol and just having a good time.. your parents and your little brother Liam went on holiday to spain, so you had the whole house to yourself, for at least a week.

This day was the day, you assumed they would come home, but you didn‘t know when. So you just invited your best friends Max and Lando.

You knew each other for ages what made it easy to talk about everything.

But secretly you had an affair with Lando for a few months.. nothing serious.. just sex.

How that happened? You didn‘t really know to be honest.. he just happened to be there in the right moment at the right place.

So was Max this time, but he didn‘t know it yet.

You were sitting on the edge of the pool while Lando stood in the water leaning between your legs while he talked to Max. They were planning to do a stream this evening, like they used to do a lot the last months.. you were just quiet because it was something between these two and it wasn‘t your business, you thought.

„So.. when do you want to start?“ Max asked Lando, coming over to you both. He shrugged his shoulders and chuckled. „Depends on, when little princess had enough of me today.“ he said. Max looked at you confused.

First you looked at Max and then at his best friend who turned around to you. „Who says i want to?“ you asked him and grinned. He knew you would never say no to this offer.. so he joked around a bit.

„And who says you can choose?“ he said and pushed his hands up your thighs. Max watched you and every of Lando’s touches. „Your mom said i have to.. otherwise you‘ll get grumpy..“ Lando smirked. „Funny..“ you just responded and leaned your head back. He pushed your bikini top aside to have a perfect view of your tits. „Max? Do me a favor and open the top for me?“ you asked politely and smiled a bit at your friend. He nodded a bit still looking you both up and untying the knot on the back of your bikini. Lando threw it away and Max watched him closely.

Your friend started to kiss and suck your upper wide while you played with his hair a bit. „Don‘t be shy…“ you whispered to Max, bringing him close to you kissing him seductively.

„That‘s so wrong..“ he whispered in between the kiss. „But feels so good.. doesn‘t it?“ you whispered, opening the knot of his swimming trunks, then starting to pump his cock carefully with your hand. He just nodded a bit and continued to kiss you, his hands wandering down your body. „I guess we‘ll have to show Max, how hot you look, when you get fucked.“ Lando whispered pulling down his swimming trunks a little bit.

„So… you did that before?..“ Max asked confused. „You will see, it will be absolutely worth it.“ he said and pulled you close. At the same time he pulled off the bottom of your bikini. Still kissing your body, he started to tease you, with his already hard cock, at your wet folds. You just leaned your head back.

Max was still watching you, not able to take his eyes off you and study every movement you made. Carefully Lando pushed himself inside you and let a sigh of release out of his pretty mouth. It took a few seconds before you got used to his stone hard length and let out a little moan. Max bit his lip softly watching you. You patted on the tiles at the edge of the pool, tell Max to come out. He didn‘t wait long to get out and sit beside you.

You gave Lando a sign to let go of you for a second and you turned to Max, getting on top of him. He looked pretty nervous.

„Come on love.. I‘m treating you right, don’t worry.. no need to be nervous..“ you whispered while lining up his cock with your wet pussy before letting yourself sink on it. You guided your friends hand around your body while you felt

Lando grabbing your upper wide from behind. „Don‘t be shy Maxie.. I know this is not your first time..“ you whispered while biting his neck softly, leaving some small marks on it. „But the first time with my best friend..“ he just said. „Its fine.. there‘s nothing different.. just let it happen..“ Lando said to his friend.

It took a few minutes to let Max realize what was happening, but then it was like a switch in his head flipped.

He grabbed your hips tight and made you nearly jump up and down on his cock, while Lando was still admiring your body. Your moans got louder with every time you were sinking on his cock.

Lando placed himself right next to Max. You knew he just didn‘t want to feel left out so you started to help him out with your hands. He leaned his head back enjoying every movement you made with your grip tightening around his cock. You saw how close Max was.. so you just got off him. „Not yet… you both have to get there together..“ you said, kneeling in between the two brits.

They looked at each other for a minute. „What about you then?“ Lando asked. He just cared about you.. he never wanted to leave you unsatisfied. „You both can take care of me afterwards.“ you just said. Max smirked a bit. He loved the thought of you, covered in their cum, still getting pleased of him and his childhood friend.

It didn‘t take them long to cum together. Not only on your hands.. but also on your face. A little bit of it also landed in your brown long hair. It felt good to take care of two guys. It wasn‘t even weird that they were your best friends, you were absolutely fine with it. But only because you knew it was just sex.. no hard feelings or anyone falling in love with you.

You didn‘t even have the time to clean yourself from the cum.. they didn‘t need to take a break. „Your turn i guess.“ Lando said, smirking while pulling you on top of him, so he faced your back, while Max got ready in front of you.

You knew exactly what they were up to. Lando commanded you to sit down on his cum dripping cock. You weren‘t even thinking and just did what he said.

In this time Max got closer and started to lick you without warning. A loud moan left your mouth and you leaned back against Lando who helped you to move slowly on top of him. Meanwhile Max delightfully licked and sucked your clit. Your hands placed in Max hair, you pressed him closer. It was like he knew exactly what you liked.

„Please guys.. I‘m already so close…“ you whispered, nearly begging them to continue. So they started to pick up their pace. Lando moving you up and down and Max sucking more and more on your sensitive spot.

You felt how warmth filled your body and your muscles started to twitch a bit. This was it! You couldn’t wait anymore and released yourself for both of the guys. The air was filled with moans and heavy breathing of you.

What the neighbors would think, you just thought.. but in the end the only things that mattered were that your friends and you had a ‚fun‘ day at the pool…

[jazzyblusnowflake]

I've got one for ya. What were the first kisses in the N/V/Uzi relationship like. Uzi and N first, Uzi and V's first, and V and N's first.

(Bonus points for V and N's first kiss at the manner for some bittersweet angst)

Also, good golly gumdrops, love your stuff, even if you don't answer this one, still gonna keep enjoying

oh oh i love these kinds of ideas :"D tho it takes a bit of brain power to think of a good scene uhm.... lessee....

Ok so first up, although im still waiting for a canon first kiss for NUzi- since they are a thing now, i still like to think of something separate for my own version- [since obviously the main show isn't going towards a poly dynamic lmao]

See, we all know that the show is fast paced and its hard to find any empty spaces between each event, hell it almost feels like earth was blown apart and the DDs were on copper 9 the next day, Liam we need a fucking timeline order. 🙄 soooooo i personally like to imagine that there's a lot more time between events than is shown in the actual show. like- lets maybe put a few days between Uzi administrating N and V and the arrival of J and Cynessa- like.... maybe lets put a few NIGHTS between that??? what's the freaking rush 😭

But anyway yeah- i would put the first NUzi kiss somewhere around betwenn the camp and the flashback eps probably :p my idea would be that since the camp incidents, Uzi would be having a lot of bodily changes to deal with, one of which being her inability to tolerate the sun much anymore. other things would probably be the growth of literal flesh and blood and bones inside of her and lets make this morbid by adding her throwing up blood but keeping it a secret from everyone :p she may sneak back to the other two at night and stay with them- clearly shaken up- [V probably also being shaken up because on one hand she's terrified of seeing this transformation take place- but at the same time, she clearly cares enough about Uzi AND Ns happiness...] asking for help and advice- and the 3 grow closer during this. They practice with her for flying or controlling her tail- maybe some stuff on her control on oil hunger too. she probably also gets some fighting, sneaking and sparring practice with V-

//insert one of those cheesy moments where V riles up Uzi enough to tag her on the snowy ground but then realizes its the same position she got V in her solver!mode and starts panicking and pushing herself back- V getting back up and asking what the heck was that and Uzi just saying she doesn't want to hurt her and V is an insensitive jerk for making her spar with her in the first place and tries to fly away to calm down-..... which probably just ended with her falling face first in the snow and a lecture from both N and V.

overall they all started subconsciously getting even closer. tbh there's so many things i could add here but i gotta keep it a few NIGHTS not a few MONTHS until the next event 😭

either way during this i guess N and Uzi could have maybe ended up alone at some point- maybe after a flying lesson having gone right and they were a little too happy on top of a building or upturned bus or something lol- i imagine after a hug maybe Uzi asks if she could kiss N but quickly backtracks saying nvm it was stupid or something but N softly says its okay- //probably picks her up too, adding to her embarrassment- cuz she's short lmaooooo// and Uzi just decides to give a small unsure smooch- but decided to make it not too long. they decided to just hug after that to not let the other see them blushing like hell 😭 [also they didn't really decide anything after this cuz they are idiots????😭😭😭]

but anyway for the Vuzi first kiss i have no idea if or when V would return if she's been set to remain alive in the canon- but for me its probably when she appears again in her normal form, as herself. not a clone. Alice isn't alive to take the cores and make them sluggish with heat and the sentinels wouldn't have a chance against the solvers centipede lookin ass form.

Anyway if we consider that one way or another Uzi, N and V will meet up again, [and N and Uzi preferably get to share a better kiss this time-] the first thing Uzi is doing is landing a swift punch in Vs face and then kissing the daylights out of her- //confusing herself and everyone in the area in the process including V herself...// overall she would scold V on the whole "i trust you" shtick and leaving them alone- but yeah :p [ keep in mind that im also considering a few nights between when J and Cynessa show up and when they decide to actually go and find and search the labs, because PLOT REASONS :D ]

as for the first Envee kiss- ill do you one better and make it more angsty and say that N and V used to always spend time with each other and do silly things like hold hands in secret or send internal chat messages to eachother, draw and read books together- maybe N used to put flowers for her sometimes. But at some point a certain little corrupted drone started feeling possessive of her favorite "big brother" figure not spending time with her anymore...

one time, N had asked V if he could kiss her and at that they were both blushing messes but before V could respond they get interrupted- maybe by someone giving them orders or maybe by Cyn. either way, V quickly whispers to him "later, i promise" with a smile, making N happy and giddy. but the later never comes... V becomes comatose soon after... N sadly reading books to her and sometimes whispering to her to wake up and that she still has to keep her promise...

anyway after all things are said and done in the future and the solver is defeated- whether they are still living on copper 9 or any other planet idk- N, V and Uzi are all close, but since both N and V are close to Uzi, they also start spending more time with each other too. maybe one time on a walk or going out and about N was able to catch up with V and they reminisce about old memories they can now remember; and when V was finally able to open up a bit to N, he mentions that he still remembers the promise and asks her if he could kiss her again and she lets him.

and thaaaats all the brain power i have for tonight... i think... hope it made yall smile or cry or idk something lmao. :")