#lightningjacket

[monmuses]

     All she’s hearing is both Stan and Kyle with a mix of Randy’s weirdly optimistic voice in the middle. She’s glancing over at the other New Kid, almost asking if she can tag along.

     “This is really fucking weird,” is all she signs in response.

[rufusdayglo]

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[bevercges]

the new kid sends scott a little PING via messages. a little thumbs up emoji. ( “Thanks for saving me.” ) • @lightningjacket​ • Sentence Prompts (open).

Alas, after another tough night patrolling the dangerous streets of downtown South Park, Captain Diabetes had successfully sneaked back to base –his house, of course, but this was his superhero alterego doing the talk–, having gone unseen despite... activity going on inside.

While the kitchen lights were off, and the sliding door was unlocked –because he had taken the time to leave it unlocked hours prior–, he could hear noise coming the living room, and a blue, faint light slowly seeped in-between the floor-tiles.  (Guess his dad had come back late again and was watching cable.)  Well, that only meant that his infiltration mission was not yet over!

With his back against the wall by the doorway, the brunet took a peek from his current position, spotting a figure with their back towards the kitchen, seemingly unaware and distracted... (yup, that box was doing its job). His fingers and palms pressed against the wall as he decided to sneak out, sticking to the wall like a shadow, his olive eyes never glancing away from the silhouette three times his size until...

Ping!

Suddenly, though, his phone went off. His pupils shrunk, every muscle of his body tensed. He was... frozen in his spot, like a deer in the headlights.

(Did he hear it? Crap, did he hear it?!)

He did not want to find out, though, so, in a bit of panic, the diabetic hero, heroically... well, basically power-walked through the living room and upstairs, only allowing himself to breathe out the instant his bedroom’s door was closed. That had been too close.

He dug his gloved hand into his pocket, pulling out a smartphone and being welcomed by an on-screen notification that had him tilting his head to the side: “New message from ⚡Best Sidekick⚡.” Sidekick?  (That was weird, they had been hanging out all night!)  Tapping onto the notification, the light as the screen turned white illuminated his face, revealing the message to him.

A pause. ❝ Oh. ❞  Yeah, guess he understood what prompted such a text, knowing what had happened that night and such.  (”WATCH YOUR BACK, SIDEKICK!!”)  That night had been specially tough for the two of them, but it was a risk that came with defending the streets from villainy after all. Fingers began to quickly type and send a response.

[TEXT] no need to thank me sidekick!! [TEXT] youre my friend and even outside this game i would have done the same

To think that superheroes like them have an easier time making enemies instead of friends...  (He just hoped his mom would not notice the large bruise he was going to get on his side the following morning.)  Wait. Friends. That left him... thinking...

Once again, this time sitting on the floor, his tongue stuck out as he sent a third message.

[TEXT] btw you free tomorrow? id like you to meet somebody

[theamazinglyrandy-blog]

@lightningjacket

Again, this man has found his way into his neighbors’ home. It was easy, not something someone his age should feel proud to find out. But as far as Randy was concerned it was cool, in fact, he had sort of become friends with the kid’s dad, even if Chris believed he had completely imagined him. 

There he stood at her door, but something seemed to be wrong. He watches her awake and draws her attention as he speaks up. “Bad dream kid?”

[theamazinglyrandy-archive]

@lightningjacket

“Can you believe it!?” He doesn’t wait to be offered a seat. In fact, he hadn’t waited to be invited in. The window had been left open and that meant he was welcome. It was cool cause this kid was his friend. Randy would sit across from her with a sigh. “That Tenorman kid wouldn’t give me a high five. What’s the world coming to?”

[nxturxlswole-blog]

Continued from //  X @lightningjacket //

Placing his hand on the New Kid's shoulder the Captain smiled at him. He had always & will forever be at the New Kid's side whenever or wherever he needed him. It would seem today that the bar was their destination for now. No matter where they went, it always lead to some place rather bigger, more puzzling.

With his hand now off his shoulder, placing both of his hands on his hips, the Captain started walking into the front, of course holding the door open for his friend-like a true gentlemen he was after all. Letting his eyes wonder around, he noticed a lot of the usuals where here, one being that of The Mosquitos father it would seem.

"Alright Side Kick, you just let me know who in needs of a good diabetic punching! Nothing can stop us when the both of us are together!"

[ratdrag-blog]

@lightningjacket | Approached the poor kid!

    Kenny quickly nodded a smile showing off a classical missing tooth, his cheeks burning a bit as he was completely flattered by the question. “Of course!”

      Scooting closer he lifted a peace sign letting out a soft voice as he looked towards the camera of the phone. “Cheeessseee!!”

[wizardfatass]

@lightningjacket

     Slides the New Kid $10.

          “How about now?”

[livingadoubledlife]

lightningjacket was found in the city of South Park

      “You are messing with the wrong fucking cowboy, New Kid...”

[monmuses]

@lightningjacket​ continued from here

     For the moment he heard the tires screeching harshly, Kyle didn’t hesitate to keep an arm across the New Kid in case the car in question rolled their way. But thankfully, it didn’t. Instead, it ran headfirst into a lamp post, making almost every single kid look over to see who it was in the car. And, to nobody’s surprise, Randy was the one to stumble out of the driver’s seat.

     “...dude, what the fuck,” was all Kyle could really say, squinting in Randy’s direction. “Stan, did you tell your dad to pick you up today or something?”

     All of them had a plan to discuss for the Coon Lair, but sticking around to try and figure out what exactly Stan’s dad was doing was going to be a waste of time. For now, his arm moved back to sit in his pocket, sticking near the front door while trying to ignore Randy’s drunken rambling.

     “Sorry about that, dude,” he said, turning to look at the New Kid. “Kinda just threw my arm out there. Didn’t mean to. That’s happening a lot more, lately. More adults are just drinking away like it’s.. the end of the world. What do you think?”

[elvenraisedwarrior]

lightningjacket was found waiting on Toolshed!

      “I came as soon as I heard on Coonstagram. Do you actually need me this time or are you tricking me into helping you and the Coon Shits?”

[thiefofzaron]

lightningjacket is hanging out in the Coon’s Base

      “Honestly, I don’t see how Wonder Tweek doesn’t see that I need to be in a movie before him. It really just doesn’t make any sense.”

[marshing-on]

NEW MESSAGE, BUTTLORD: 🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉

[ Text: Buttlord ]  Yoooooo thx man!!  🎉

[ Text: Buttlord ]  U doin anything rn??

[nxturxlswole-blog]

butthole

Captain Likes || Accepting @lightningjacke

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

Captain Diabetes does like Butthole, though it is hard to say for him since he has never been in anything that is love. Butthole is his only friend, the one person that makes him look out through the day. Surely if anyone would come into between the two his heart would shatter, but he would be supportive.

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[kylebarf]

@lightningjacket​: new kid got major popularity competition LMAO

“ Wait, no - new kid , we should totally make a Tiktok together ! We’re going to get like billion of views! ”

[wizardfatass]

@lightningjacket liked for a starter

          “That’s not how you do it, stupid...                Do I have to do everything around here?”

     In a gesture that seemed almost too much like an act, Eric swiped the phone out of the New Kid’s hands. Apparently, one of the apps he’d forced her suggested for her to download was acting up.

           “It’s not that hard, okay?                 You just hit this button here...”

     Dragging out the second syllable on the word, he pressed his hand on a giant blue button on the touchscreen. In that instant, the animation swirled into blackness as it restarted itself to download an update. Did she even have automatic updates on?

           “Once that’s done, I guess I can                 teach you how to play it for real.”