#like foaming out the mouth might have rabies kind of feral

[katieshook02]

i am thinking such unholy things rn..

update: he looks so good i completely ignored the fact that he did indeed get a haircut again.. wow

[moemammon]

Headcanons for the boys with a feral mc?

The Demon Bros with a Feral MC

(MC has only three brain cells labeled chomp, bite, and kill)

Lucifer

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Diavolo what have you done have you never seen a normal human before wh-

He's so tired,,, why the hell is this human screeching so loudly,, are humans even supposed to make sounds like that,,,

You're screaming. Mammon is screaming. Everyone is screaming. Diavolo is laughing. Lucifer is considering a career change.

Mammon

Bro why is this human looking at him like th-

The first to be attacked. Why though?? You fucking launch yourself toward Mammon and all he can do is screech in horror when you bite his sleeve and refuse to let go.

What kind of human ARE you?!?!?!? You have the teeth of a piranha and fingernails that're jagged enough to be called talons. He wants to know what HOLE you crawled out of

HUMANS DO NOT FOAM AT THE MOUTH WHATS HAPPENING LUCIFER DO SOMETHING

Levi

Media makes it seem like an encounter with a primitive creature from another realm would be something like a lighthearted romcom, but you prove that fantasy wrong right away

You're no feral love interest, you're a fucking raccoon in a human suit and he's NOT interested in the slightest.

Now you're attacking Mammon, and Levi is torn between recording the fight and getting away so he won't fall victim to your biting and clawing.

Both. He's going to do both. Roflmaooo this'll be GREAT on deviltube

Satan

Of all the things he read about humans, you were definitely not what he expected to drop out of that portal-

Interested for a good two minutes while he watches you eviscerate Mammon. Maybe they can keep you as a weird human pet?

Where did Diavolo even find you though?? The Siberian wilderness???

It's almost as if you know he'll obliterate you if you come near him, so you keep your distance and he's free to observe the chaos from afar.

Asmo

Ew,,, why are you so dirty and spitting everywhere,,

What a huge turn off! He's all for a little aggression, but you seem like a literal wild animal and he's 99% sure you have fleas

Finds it hilarious that you went for the scummiest brother first, but now your gaze has turned his way and he's fucking RUNNING

That encourages you like some sort of evil dog, and now you're chasing him and he's screaming-

Beel

Since you're more like an animal than anything, does that mean Beel gets to eat you? 🤔

He's hoping that's the case. It's been forever since he's eaten a human. Though the look on Lucifer's face tells him he might not be able to...

Also prepared to grab you if you start going crazy, but apparently attacking Mammon isn't crazy enough because he's legit just watching

THEN you go after Asmo and that's when he intervenes, picking you up by the scruff like some kind of jungle creature with rabies. Still giving Lucifer the 'can I eat it?' look ngl

Belphie

Thank god he's in the attic lmao. Y'all hear sumn?

[katieshook02]

i have so many inappropriate things to say rn..