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sheepwasfound · 2 years
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thanks everybody for the cat tips!!
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rawmeknockout · 3 years
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I didn't know you did batman villains, in that case, my lesbian ass would like to request some nsfw poly harley quinn and poison ivy hcs
01 + Harley is VERY enthusiastic about playing pretend and acting like you’re her little civilian wifey. She comes home, hangs up her hat and coat, puts down her bloody hammer, and gets kisses from her wives. You have tried to tell her not to drag any viscera through the house, but it’s in one ear out the other.
02 + Poison Ivy is all about gestures of love. Going out of her way to grow a plant specifically for you, your love child she'll call it, helping you with chores, making you your favorite dinner. Things she can put energy and time into so you know she cares. This extends, of course, to acts of devotion in the bedroom. Slow, drawn-out lovemaking with lots of body worship.
03 + Harley likes to give you gifts more. The teeth of your coworker who was bugging you, a stolen necklace from her latest heist that goes beautifully with your eyes, a kidney in a jar! Sex toys are more her vibe. The more wild you can get, the better you'll remember your intimate times together!
04 + But they are more than just gestures and gifts, Harley and Ivy are a force to be reckoned with when they get you alone. Ivy tends to base her sexual habits off her partners, and Harley has an extreme sex drive. You will be banging them twice a day for the rest of your life.
05 + Harley is pretty spontaneous, if she catches you in the middle of doing something "unimportant" she can't keep her hands off you. Of course, if you're working or doing chores she'll respect that. But the girls gotta eat! Put the video game down or she'll starve!
06 + All villains really want is a domestic fantasy to come home to. Not necessarily any of that misogynistic bullshit, but a loving, understanding home with open communication and lots of comfort. You're the stable, steady port they come to rest. You're so normal, so civilian, it's a comfort and a joy to spend time with you. Harley gets antsy when things are too domestic for too long, always moving on to the next big heist, but Ivy could spend forever in your arms. Of course, she's got big goals. That doesn't mean love doesn't come first for them.
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where-is-caithe · 3 years
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👹🌊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗 for both Rhowan and Yden please give me the deets on the gals and gush all you want👀💖✨
!!!! thank you!
I've already answered 👹 so here's the rest <3
🌊 What does your OC do on their days off from working, school or whatever else it is they may do? Do they enjoy relaxing, shopping, hanging out with friends? What is a normal day like for them?
HM HM I was just thinking about this recently. Rhowan does a lot of weapon maintenance, the repetitive motions is relaxing and she can mindlessly maintain her weapons. She makes new arrows during her downtime a lot. Carving the shafts, applying feathers and arrowheads is a comforting activity for her. She learned from her father and did it with him a lot when he was alive so it reminds her of him. She'll also maintain her motorcycle and work on it if it needs fixing or it has any problems. If she's had DAYS off, or weeks off, she starts to really chill out. She'll go hunting once a week, she'll find a place to fish and catch as much as she can. She'll go for walks in the snow, especially in the spring or the summer when it's not so deep. Collect firewood. If she has a lot of time off, she'll start working on her homestead, maintain the house and rebuild some things. Build new furniture maybe. She'd cook all kinds of things, try a lot of new recipes and get different foods to try. She'd be cooking a lot of fish if she has a lot of time off because she'd finally be able to catch and eat it.
Yden would be doing a lot of the same stuff she usually does, except instead of reading knowing there's some big bad thing they've gotta take down, she's just reading and researching for fun. When she's not reading, she takes care of her numerous poisonous plants in the greenhouse attached to their house (yes Rhowan did make an entire greenhouse for Yden). She'd also grow herbs and spices for Rhowan to cook with. Yden does most if not all of the gardening, though Rhowan knows how to care for her plants she doesn't much care for gardening. That said, Yden has little interest in growing and maintaining vegetables so they'll go to a market for those if they need. Speaking of which, Yden drags Rhowan to all kinds of markets and stores looking for new books to read. Every few weeks, they take a trip to the Priory and Yden talks with the scholars there and reads as much as she can. They let her borrow books occasionally and try to pressure her into publishing her research. It's not something she's interested in.
Wherever they are, they'll always gravitate to each other, even when they're not dating at the time. If they have downtime you'll always find them in the same room, doing their own things. They take comfort in the others' presence and can't truly relax if they're not there (trauma reasons, at some point they grow past it but for now they're both at a point where they don't like if the other is gone for long).
This is already long so the other questions are under the read more
❤️ What inspired you to make this OC? How long have you had them? How have they changed in the time you’ve been developing them?
I answered this for Rhowan so here's this for Yden
Ok listen, most of my inspiration for Yden came from the idea of Rhowan having a girlfriend HOWEVER she is also heavily HEAVILY inspired by Jaina from WoW (which is just! random as hell I dont even play WoW). When I was making Yden I had recently found out about Sylvaina which is the ship name for Sylvanas and Jaina SO BOTH OF THEM are inspired by this pairing but Yden especially. I really loved the idea of an extremely powerful elementalist. Who also reads. Do Not call me out on this I am very fragile and I will cry. When I made Yden to begin with they definitely started as enemies to lovers but now they are more like. Lovers to lovers.
🧡 What traits of your own do you see in this OC? Are they a little bit self-inserty? Don’t be shy, we all put parts of ourselves into the creations we love!
Both of them are slightly self-inserty but I think it's more like. Two hot ladies I can project my own traumas and mental illness on to help myself cope. Not gonna lie, Rhowan has helped me with my own self image which is extremely funny to think about because I am neither tall nor buff, so I don't get how that happened. They're both just comforts for me.
💛 What is your personal opinion of this OC? Do you love them or are they your trash child? Are they your baby?
They're both my babies and my bastards. I love them with every fiber of my being but they're also both complete messes.
💚 Are you writing anything with this OC or planning on writing anything for them? Do you rp with them or are they just for fun to mess around with?
I have! So many! Ideas! I would love the motivation and energy to write them but :)
I have this werewolf au that lives rent free in my head that I'd like to write? draw? someday. Rhowan is the werewolf (obvs) and Yden is the human that needs protection. I don't know why they're hunting her but they are.
💙 How important is this OC to you? Are they a character that’s helped you through some pretty tough times or could you scrap them without feeling a thing?
I could never live without them and I mean that in a good way. They've helped me get through a lot and I'll forever be grateful for making them.
💜 Do you enjoy working on your OC or are they a bit of a chore? We all have that one character who is hard to develop!
Every other oc is a chore. These two? No. This site throws the term special interest around a lot but I can tell you with absolute certainty that Rhowan and Yden are my special interest. I pretty much spend every waking moment thinking about them and how to develop them and what they do and stories I can put them in and scenes I can write for them.
💗 Ramble a bit about this character!
So Rhowan has this wolf that she rides, she found him pretty much right after she found her family dead and she went on to slaughter Svanir in revenge. I've been toying with the idea that the wolf is the spirit of her father, made into a tangible being by Wolf because he begged to stay to protect her. The resulting wolf (she named him Sorbus! after her father's wolf who also died in the attack) is now a spirit of protection that follows her and makes sure she's ok. He's not really her father anymore, just made from his spirit. She doesn't know who he was, just that he was a gift from Wolf and she treasures him.
Yden has a skyscale. He's not very big during the Icebrood Saga, just barely big enough for Yden to ride, and she trained him herself. Rhowan is never going to ride him because she doesn't like being off the ground, she likes the nice solid earth thank you very much. Yden called him Belladonna, or just Bell for short, and he hatched black with bright blue luminescence that faded into a pale, storm colored blue as he grew. She flew with him a lot in Drizzlewood, scouting further into the forest and across the bridge. Because of her air attunement she often jumps off of him if she needs to be stealthier or she'll use her glider to get back to him for a quick getaway. Yden became an extremely useful scout.
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shabba-zams · 4 years
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I'M NO MANIAC
Hold big regard for kinship, tradition and culture, I could give a lecture
I'm sky high - herbivore, like a turkey vulture I'm a carnivore
Canibal, I mean omnivore coz I love greens, like Popeye And Spinach, I lick bean
Flick flick, root Chakra, keep you grounded, kiss your forehead, illumination
Wham bam, burn incense this instant
Smoke in house, reminisce about my late aunt, Eugenia
Healing from a heartbreak of a love that never happened
Should never happen, wait what just happened?
You a bad bitch, downward doggy, hit it from the back, is that good B?
Meow-moo, look at that arch, Doja, Cat-Cow mi amor
Heart's aching, beneath I'm hurting although surface looks perfect
Instantly regretting the mistake I made, egghead getting laid
I was broke, couldn't think straight, Im still great, it's just that I hate
Constantly stressing, hope you not late, I'm Wylin, red fox
Sorry mate, don't put me on the spot unless we hot box
You a hot mess, you burn, guilt trip, in hell I burn, 12 stroke soul snatcher, soul searching,N2O, inhale, I burn, I'm trippin
My goodness, Zulu goddess, Tsonga royalty in her DNA, your highness hello, hi, my love I profess
Pussy power tricking, that tightness, finesse crazy like madness, she drippin
Her cookie jar I'm Double dippin, like yes ya, I praise ya, I'm smitten
You praise Ja, pet name for your small pussy... Poor lil kitten
Obsessed With fitness, admire her loyalty, I stay under her spell
First We gel, then repel, we then rebel, plz say you could not tell I fell for you girl!
I confess, your strange quirks remind me of my old ex
Guardian angel, I see your halo, okay bye! In darkness you my star
Naledi always shine bright, never dim light, eyes can adjust right?
No girl, tell me how could I not fall for you girl?
If I see you all day and night? Medicate then meditate
Last and first light I see you, it's hard to wake me up, ICU
Namaste, send u love and light. Hugging u gud nyt then imma go unless it's midnight, my pants is tight right and u hug me tight tight cutie, in my ear, QTip, u whisper get the light, deep throat  gimme the green light, tonight you looking so tasty
It's not right, lockdown got me all thirsty, see, I'm nasty
I'll eat you out, gimme a big tip, face chair, take a sit please
Gangsta champagne, notorious bubbles I sip sip, are you pleased?
You a tall glass of sexy B, I mean u sassy B, sexy beast I gotta drink, drunk
In love with your positive energy, you love the inner me and you know I'm not the enemy, I love you
Juju, like bad energy, shoo shoo, telling me to go, I don't go
Feeling ur feng shui imbalance, tryinna find balance, yoga
So much green in my blood stream, feelin like Hulk or Yoda
I'm 1 with the force, a gulf stream directing ur flow, go
Heavy flow that weigh a ton, period. I go deep, you flow deep like the Nile, you lovin it
Tid bit in denial, plz don't judge unless you take a 9 mile walk if the shoe fit
Wise mentor, needed to blow off steam, oh no you make me sing, I never meant to...
I'm spiritual, Ultralight beam, living the life of Pablo, green
I see no light, stuck in the dark, this don't feel right
Fight what I feel, fight! I know you like what I write, right? I'm still Steve like Biko, because I write what I like
You're spiritual, Ivy crown it'll be alright, fight!
Where you been? Spiritual journey, Wrote you a song of love, don't panic, it's platonic agape kind
You're kind, im sorry, please forgive me, God bless us
Never meant to sex ya, sext ya, yes ya I never meant to
Hurt ya, my day 1 let me be in your team, I'm your hype man and you my wing man, who knew, man?
I'm a new man, never wanna be in u ma'am, that's Truman, like Harry
Like Harriet, You talk truth ma'am, ur woke now, mental slavery chain breaker
Lead, take leash, give me my freedom, Tubman. Ass like Baartman, I'm joking, I'm through man!
Is it true man? You got a new man?
I'm glad you found uThando & Peace!
I see your glow in the dark , I watch you grow, from head to toe
Lock down, No sexercise, just exercise, oblique workout, body shaping up, you shake shit up
Look down, fvck shit up, I fantasize under the mistletoe, kiss kiss that phat pet peeve,
I mean the size of that cameltoe, kiss kiss like it's NYs Eve
Family Feud like Steve, We lip lock, she bad bad like Eve
Stuck with you like gridlock, bad bitch my ride or die!
The love you show, I dunno who to tell that u just ring my bell
Blue balls, plain torture, ungshaya ding dong, that just rings wrong
Playing mind games like ping pong, saw my dp then ask for my dick pic like "Big Z u got big dick print"
I tell her to quit playin and show her it's just resting, I'm a grower
Picture a Big black gun in your hand, click glock
Lick big black cock in my hand, and get a big tip
Love your big tats,small tits, nip slip, vrm vrm, you own me like pinkslip
4 play lick clit, that pink pink
Big lie like, just the tip, truth is I just wanted to hit twice, then dip twice like, dip dip
Double Pussy grip, like grip grip
Our late night tap dance routine like
Double tap like, tip-clit-grip-grip, skip, tip-clit-grip-grip
Sending mixed signals, wearing no bra, black tank top, Grey gym pants, exciting my BBC then saying NO BRA!
Apple bong is crack bong, big flop wearing your pink flip flops, I need a drink,J walk drunk, hit, bong, bang, drive, buy smoke, fly, sky, high five, YouTube The Fives, whats the matter? GBV
All lives including those you call low lives matter, no 1 deserves murder.
Deep chats kid, Katt Williams crack me up, have a break Kit Kat
I'm a lil sad but real glad u not mad at me brick brack, red fox
Need my quick fix, Red on Netflix like Raymond, cross you off my hitlist, at least at last, the blacklist, NBC
No chick flicks miss, unless you aiming to get this, BBC
I don't aim, shoot shot once and don't miss, easy, ABC
Cupid tryinna shoot me dead but misz, shit shot, no Mrs, thank God
Thot thought she a hot shot coz she smoke pot, no BS she not hot
Cold as horse shit that's not hot, bust a nut, I might not
I'm a lit lad who thinks they a big bad, Wolf, with a sick head
You heard? Sometimes it's hard when u in my bed, think with other head instead like getting head
Play dead after I beat meat, you knock-knock, I'm cumin, you come in, your bad timing is not charming
I see myself in you, pun intended, idea planted in my head
For real tho, I see your hoeish ways, long gone are my hoeish days
Sometimes I think u poison like Ivy, I'm batman, no avengers
Scavengers, a mad woman and a bad man, Savages in our own league
First punch throwers, they hate us, crack bong hitters, they not us, we avenge us,
You lead, I school ya, screw ya, liquids in ur insides like IV
Drip drip, said fuck it, big deal, do u even care how I feel? Bad state of mind, took shrumz, now I'm havin a bad trip
Craving a road trip, cruze down memory lane, replay bad clip, is it weird that I loved that silhouette video? Press play
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Get liquid withit
Going toe-to-toe, I kill and bury Big Trill, made my 1st mil
Then blew it, dead lyricist, I'm just a ghost writer
I see changes, a stoner girl turn to a rave girl as the nyt ages
I once told her, trust the rock of ages like John
Serial killer with rage on Pages, I was angry at God like Sean
Now i'm easy like solving for X- Kid'o,
That's annoying, ward off tiny mosquito
Go against me, that's a non starter, kiss my ass lips
I talk shit, no stutter or slight lisp like L-Tido
In the city of gold its all or nothing, that's a no brainer
No brain huh? Black lip bastard, faith like mustard seed
Don't call me bastard, transform to Luke Cage then hit rib Cage like
Nicholas, can't stop me like an urban legend... Ghost rider
I sound fictitious like ghost busters, but I'm quite real like Klingon
I stick like glue, here's a clue:
Day of the week: Monday
Feeling: baby Blue and itchy
Scratch my balls I'm jiggy, sweet melanin black queen like B
Fluent in your love language B, catch 22, paradoxical
Hypocritical, stereotypical, philosophical.
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