#like i'm not even joking when i say e v e r y o n e around me is either married or in a long term relationship

[niallandtommo]

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[shinestarhwaa]

MINGI NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Mingi is super caring and will probably snuggle you, kiss your head and he will not leave your side🥺

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your mouth so much. From your smile to the dirty work it can do on him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside you and have you beg for him to fill you up OR have you make HIM beg to make it cream-

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He gets off to photos of you. It doesn't matter how dirty the photo is, even if it's one with you fully clothed he will jerk off and cum over your face (on the screen)

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I wouldn't say he is super experienced? I don't think he had many relationships/hook-ups. But he has enough to know what he's doing.

F - Favourite position

This man will love having you ride him, watching you bounce on him makes him go crazy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might be a bit goofy and crack jokes during, he just wants to keep it lighthearted:)

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

He has some hair but he makes sure that it's neat and not uncomfortable.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

I think he's more on the passionate than the rough side? I can see him getting lost in you, hips sensually rolling into you.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I think Mingi jerks off often, maybe 4 to 5 times a week?

K - Kink

Mingi's kink might be roleplay? He loves certain characters and he might be into roleplaying with them.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

He will probably go for the bedroom but loves the couch too.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

Hearing you scream for him, HEARING YOU TELLING HIM YOU NEED HIM TO CUM INSIDE.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

He will NOT inflict pain on you. He would probably be scared to do anything to hurt you, this angel🥺🫶🏻

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving end I think, but I'm quite sure that he loves to dive his tongue into you.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Oh, as said before he could be both but leaning to the slow(er) and sensual side.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

Mingi will prefer to have long sessions to take his time with you.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might be interested in experimenting with kinks and fucking you when other people are in the house.

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

Will last for two good rounds, passes out after.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

He wouldn't be opposed to it but he prefers for it to just be him and you.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

You're more of the teaser than he is, I think, he might get a bit shy.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Low moans, such low moans. Especially when he cums omg.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Mingi had you in his lap, riding him as he sat on the couch. He told you to make it fast after hearing you begging for it for at least an hour. San and Seonghwa would be home any minute so you fucked yourself on him like there was no tomorrow. (Not that it mattered bc they definitely caught you in the act.)

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Mingi is quite lengthy I think, idk about girth but the length is definitely there.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

It changes often, when he's with you it's higher and when he's away, on tour, he wouldn't care so much.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He would fall asleep quite fast I think, he'd be curled up beside you laying in your arms<3.

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[primoppang]

hi. hi. here to request. a little seungmin fluff where we are kind of lonely and sad and he reminds us that he’s always there : )

HI HONEY TY FOR BEING MY FIRST EVER REQUEST <3333 ily and seungie so I got u bby ◡̈ mwah ur the best ( ˘ ³˘)♡

warning: swearing is inevitable with me sorry ¯\_(˶′◡‵˶)_/¯, fluff, like gross amounts of it, seungmin says "this is so gay but..." because he cringes at showing affection but refuses to let you forget how he feels about you fr, he's a tsundere ok? ok. he licks your face(?) , one (1) kiss, he joking threatens to fight you, and mentions of self doubt and anxiety, angst if you blink but I think it's mostly fluffy... anyways! lmk if I missed anything!!!

WC: a little under 500 :D

AN: this is the first drabble I've ever done in bullet point format so just pls lmk how it goes??? Im super nervous I hope it's at least an easy read :(

so the first time he realizes that you're feeling lonely he slaps himself internally because how DARE he make you feel that way, but he's not home rn and can't show you physically so he comes up with a Plan™️

you're literally the light of his life

so he just >:(

but not at u

he just wants to make you feel happy and loved and safe

so he starts brainstorming

but he's naturally a menace

so when you're texting with him while he's working and you're being kinda short

because yk

u just feel :(

he just sighs and texts back

"look, please don't feel sad. I know this is pretty fucking gay but I love you."

which makes u giggle

because that's YOUR seungie that YOU know and love so much

<3

BUT whenever he's able to be physically with you and he can just feel your self doubt and anxiety creeping in and trying to swallow you, he once again uses his braincell.

so he just grabs ur hand

and leads u out of ur bed and to the living room

sits u down

and starts running around ur shared apartment grabbing every blanket and pillow that exists within the space

and I mean

E V E R Y. S I N G L E. O N E.

puppy zoomies moment hehe

and don't even think about trying to question him

he'll just say "shut up and wait while I set up a big ass fort for us to cuddle in, ok?? I love you but I wanna make u SEE THAT."

which u smile at

because him telling u to shut up

but then explaining why

and then also watching him move furniture and start building the fort, you tear up with happy tears

because???

:(

he's the sweetest and u love him so much

but when he hears u sniffle

he turns on Extra Puppy Mode™️

pops out from under some blankets and tackles you into the couch and holds your face

wiping ur tears

maybe even licked one because he's a freak and wanted to get a reaction

which u just squealed at bc wtf sir

but then he realizes

oh ur crying because ur so touched by this whole thing that he's doing

!!!

"... you dummy. stop crying... we gotta get snacks and stuff for our super awesome fort yk??? and you won't be able to see if you're cryi—"

you cut him off by giving him a little kiss on his pouty lips

as a silent thank you :(

which he realizes that oops maybe he got too serious and overwhelming

but you reassured him that you're just so glad to have him as your partner and best friend in one :(

"please just remember that I do love you, and I'm always here even if that brain of yours tells you otherwise, ok? or I'll have to fight you... affectionately."

and then he proceeds to smother you in kisses and cuddles :(

[toxicanonymity]

Woke up trying to be productive today but my brain is like "no, we will only think about raider!joel today <3". So that's how my day is going.

Could we maybe get a nsfw alphabet with raider!joel (or literally any/all of them 'cause I'm obsessed)? Or maybe some similar hcs?

Thank you for being that into raider!Joel! 🤍 I Included the few I did elsewhere. . .you asked first but the other one was easier lol. Did these pretty quick, might expand later. NSFW 18+ Misc

A = Aftercare - Will say you did good, help you get dressed. Calls you sweet pea / baby. These twisted moments of affection, combined with your orgasm hormones, bond you further to him. Messed up.

B = Body part - Loves to parade his raging erection.

C = Cum - Won't warn you. Typical load is 7-10 mL in 7-8 spurts. Has a vasectomy. May come on you or in you.

D = Dirty secret - IDK if he has any shame that would lend itself to having secrets. Maybe the fact that he was a father. He's buried his old life way down deep.

E = Experience - Expert and very smooth operator.

F = Favorite position - Gets off on making you choose. Otherwise, depends on the setting and situation. Does he need to show you off/possess you? Does he need to dominate you?

G = Goofy - He has sick ways of amusing himself and having fun. Like making someone jack off for their life. The first time he fucked you he made a depraved joke right after it. Very dark sense of humor.

H = Hair - Ungroomed, mostly black.

I = Intimacy - Not romantic or intimate but will praise you. And his possessiveness (ex: holding you tight at night, protecting you) could be mistaken for intimacy. It's not that he puts it on fakely - he's kinda treating you like a kitten.

J = Jack off - Before he met you, on a raid he might have jacked off then come on someone.

K = Kink  - Major exhibitionist.  Had a good time cucking Jack, might try it again sometime. Likes how you look tied up (for your own good). Dacryphilia.

L = Location - Dirty mattress since day 1. But anywhere. May get off on making you choose this too.

M = Motivation - His own dominance turns him on. Including when you're vulnerable/pitiful.

N = No - Not a good guy.

O = Oral - He's good at it even if he's not trying to be (like erasing someone's touch). And yeah he does like his cock sucked, might fuck your face. Ultimate dominance.

P = Pace - He's concerned more with power than pace. Moderate pace but adjusts to whatever suits him in the moment.

Q = Quickie - Any time, anywhere

R = Risk - He's a walking risk. Idk if it would even occur to him whether something might be risky. He's so self-assured.

S = Stamina - Very high stamina.

T = Toys - Not unless you count restraints/blindfold. This is post-outbreak.

U = Unfair - Doesn't want you to come if you haven't been a good girl.

V = Volume - Moderate by default but as loud as he needs to be (depending on the setting) if he's showing his dominance or possessing you. Sometimes quiet just for BDE effect like when he fucked you in the van.

W = Wild card - He's like sugarcoated poison. He calls you pet names, praises you, but he's just vile and depraved. Has a gentle touch but also manhandles you and gets rough. And he'll get turned on at the most offensive times.

X = X-ray - 20 cm (8”). Proportional girth.  Middle is slightly thicker.  Kind of duo-toned, pink and tanner pink, tip is pink. Grower.  Balls on the larger side.  Relatively veiny. 

Y = Yearning - Very high. He fucked you three times within a few hours the day he took you.

Z = Zzz - Falls asleep very quickly if he wants to.

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RAIDER JOEL MASTER LIST

Master List: TLOU - Joel Miller

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[queenofmistresses]

blitz x fem! reader nsfw head cannons? like what’s the aftermath like, what’s his fav body part, fav positions, role playing etc? thank you!!!

a/n doing the nsfw alphabet for the first time! I'm doing this as an established relationship as I think some answers would be different depending on where in the relationship you are

A- Aftercare

Would be good at aftercare, he shows his love through care and especially after sex this would be important. He'd clean you up properly and make sure you've got a big glass/bottle of water to help you feel more alive after everything. If it was a particularly messy session he would at the very least shower with you and maybe run you a bath depending on what you can manage

B- Body part

I feel like he's a thighs and ass man. Doesn't matter what they even look like, he just loves them and loves touching them.

C- Cum

Would love cumming inside you, it's his favourite - he's a simple man

D- Dirty secret

He would secretly love for you to take control one day, but it would take a lot for him to admit that

E- Experience

We all know Blitz is a fuckboy and has fucked half of hell, so very experienced

F- Favourite position

Hmm this is a tough one actually. I think he'd love you on top and he wants to see your face so... cowgirl?

G- Goofy

He spends 70% of it making jokes, he cannot be serious for any period of time

H- Hair

I mean he's bald... I think he absolutely does not touch anything down there, just lets it do what it's gonna do yk

I- Intimacy

Intimacy is very hard for him, he would be very touchy, hold your hand etc but in terms of saying anything romantic I think he'd struggle. Actions over words with Blitz

J- Jack off

Every day genuinely, even if you live together ngl

K- Kink

Bondage, pain

L- Location

He is a complete whore, he would do it anywhere. Favourite place would probably be in his office

M- Motivation

Literally anything, horny 24/7 and ready to go

N- No

Wouldn't be able to deal with you degrading him, would hit too hard for him

O- Oral

I think he loves giving and receiving, probably prefers receiving more but he does love giving

P- Pace

Would definitely be fast

R- Risk

Would be willing to try anything with you once, always game to try new things - isn't exactly risk adverse

S- Stamina

Decent stamina- as long as you give him a 10 minute break between each round he could probably go all night

T- Toys

We know that Blitz LOVES using toys in sex, you, him, both, anything, he loves a toy, not afraid to experiment with them

U- Unfair

He loves to tease you, he loves watching you squirm and whine

V- Volume

Talks a lot, and is not afraid to show you how much fun he's having so is very vocal

W- Wild card

The first time he tells you he loves you is when you're having sex

X- X-ray

Big dick, 100%, Stolas told us and I believe that man's blind obsession

Y- Yearning

Would never leave bed if it was up to him

Z- Zzz

Once you're all cleaned up and back in bed he would very quickly fall asleep

[ilovespec]

SPEC NSWF ALPHABET + LITTLE FIC IN THE END

by order of another respected fan of this divine Waifu, named @turtle-boris , I'm sorry if I didn't meet your expectations, pookie :<

A - aftercare.

He would just fall asleep holding you against his 🔥boobs🔥 , but this way he can take a shower with you if you want <3

B - body part.

loves your ass and thighs. You can't change my mind about that.

C - cum.

He only cums in a condom. He is 97 years old ! You don't need kids.

D - dirty secret.

Bruh, he is absolutely honest with you, he has no secrets ;) (well, or there is, but if I call it , then I will be banned here and put in prison for life)

E - experience.

Babe....He's 97 years old. He has more experience than Retsu or Baki fans, LOL

F - Favorite position.

Doggy style. He likes to hear your hips slap against his .

G - Goofy.

100% during sex, he can sometimes chuckles or joke , this is Spec ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

H - hair.

...I think it 's already clear, but both the top and bottom are completely smooth , LOL :^

I - intimacy.

For him, sex is a way to relax, So don't expect much romance.

J - jerk off.

He doesn't need to jerk off, because he has you !:3

K - kink.

When you try to be dominant.

L - location.

Most often your bed, but sometimes you have sex in the shower, and other places that your brain can only think of.

M - motivation.

Spec turns on your moans, sobs, etc... In short, he gets turned on by the sounds that leave your mouth in excitement .

N - no.

He won't share you with anyone. You're only his . He's against quickly sex. AND HE'S AGAINST THE GOLDEN RAIN!!

O - oral.

He likes to give and receive. He doesn't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

P - pace.

He has a rough and fast pace. But , Sometimes if you ask well, it can slow down :)

Q - quickly.

No. He likes to enjoy you to the fullest, and not in one round.

R - risk.

Yes , yes , and YES again ! With a 200% probability, you often had sex in public places (like toilets, in the bushes of the park, etc..)

S - stamina.

VERY HIGH !!!! Like, babe, he arrived from Florida to Japan overnight. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH STAMINA HE HAS?!

T - toys.

Bruh, babe, don't you have enough of his cock and fingers? And so, if you want, then he can try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

U - unfair.

Is he teasing you? Sure. He can strongly overemulate you , and then not let you cum until you almost beg for it.

V - volume.

He is quite quiet, at most you hear from him his chuckles, his words when he says something to you and rare sighs .

X - x ray.

I'll buy you a wheelchair. 13'39 inches. He'll tear you up babe, be strong ✊😮‍💨

Y- yearning.

If he's not in jail, then you have sex almost every night .

Z - zzz.

He won't sleep for a long time, watching your sweet sleeping face, and then he'll pass out with you in his arms.

+ THE PROMISED NSWF FIC

You're somehow standing on your feet, because behind you, your "babygirl" named Spec is hammering into your poor ass like a jackhammer...stifled moans and sobs leave your mouth, because of his fast and rough pace, and in the meantime he bends over and leaves a couple more hickeys on your already bitten neck, and on your shoulders covered with bites and hickeys. Your walls are clamped around him, and for the umpteenth time this evening you come in such a way that everything turns white in your eyes, tears flow from your eyes once again, and you almost fall. But the powerful grip of your "babygirl" does not let you fall. Fortunately. And you can hear the familiar chuckle and voice above your ear.

Heh, baby, apparently you won't be able to walk tomorrow because of me... But, I'll help you, don't worry.

And he ends his words by leaving a kiss on your face wet with sweat and tears, looking into your already reddened eyes (your eye color) with a grin, continuing to hammer into you. Soon his thrusts somehow became even stronger , apparently bruises will appear on your poor thighs because of him. His face fell on your forearm, and after a couple more strong and deep thrusts, he cums (in a condom, of course, you both don't need children) biting your forearm, with a quiet sigh. And then, with a chuckle, he pulls away , still holding you . After all, he doesn't want you to fall to the floor here and now, takes off the condom , tying and throwing it away, and after admiring what he did to you a little, says.

Bhahah ! Dear, I see you can barely stand on your feet, I'll help you a little ;)

And then , your beloved BIG WAIFU helps you wash up , and then wipes you off and goes to sleep with you , hugging you to him >3

BRUH , sorry for this cringe , babes, this is the first time I've written something in this format 😅😮‍💨

[brianjaeger]

2024 Academy Award Best Picture Nominees Guide For Those Who Haven’t Actually Watched Them

In a year when the names of pretty much every movie are combinations of random, non-descript words, and with a lineup of films that few people did actually watch or even legitimately know what they’re about (except Barbenheimer) - the Academy really tested the flimsy premise of this now decade-old bit.

But tis the season! So sing along with me! My awards have a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R!

My awards have a second name, it’s C-O-R-P-O-R-A-T-E-H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D-W-I-L-L-S-O-O-N-B-R-E-A-K-I-T-S-P-R-O-M-I-S-E-T-O-T-H-E-U-N-I-O-N-S-A-N-D-C-R-E-A-T-E-A-L-L-O-F-T-H-E-S-E-M-O-V-I-E-S-W-I-T-H-A-I-I-N-T-H-E-F-U-T-U-R-E!

So, let’s dive in for this 10th rundown of the Best Picture nominees!

American Fiction

What Florida Governor Ron DeSantis calls critical race theory.

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German Fiction is what those who planned to vote for DeSantis call Zone of Interest.

If this wins, Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty will announce it as La La Land.

Tracee Ellis Ross plays the role of Dr. Lisa Ellison. Other original names for characters were Myra Lucretia Taylor as Dr. Mary Lucretiason, Michael Cyril Creighton as Dr. Thomas Cyrilson and Sterling K. Brown as Dr. William K.-son.

Anatomy of a Fall

About 6-foot-2 and roughly 200 pounds at the time that he slapped Chris Rock at this awards show in 2022. 

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You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? They call it Anatomie D'Une Cheese.

I thought it was a bit lazy that in order to play the half-blind son, director Justine Triet just put an eye-patch on Milo Machado-Graner and exclaimed, “Mon Dieu! Ze garçon is now half blind. Voir!

Eric Clapton’s least favorite Best Picture nominee.

Barbie

A sharp and immensely profitable attack upon the patriarchy and a film that became a rallying cry for female empowerment in Hollywood that garnered no Best Director or Best Actress nominations but nabbed a nom for penis-owning actor Ryan Gosling.

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Hi Barbie!

One day during childhood, I agreed to play Barbies with my two sisters and my brother. But we played Saved By The Bell with Ken as Zack Morris, an Aladdin doll as A.C. Slater and various Barbies as Kelly, Jessie and Lisa. It was civil until I got bored and used another Ken doll to be Screech and all of a sudden gave him the power (ironically…Screech's last name was Powers) to fly and then pretended he was flying over the Dream House and farting and pooping down (also ironically in light of Dustin Diamond’s later activities) on everyone causing my sisters to scream at me while I cackled with laughter. Not really a joke. Just a real crystalized childhood memory that I'm sadly still kind of proud of and also still think is very funny.

Next year, the Polly Pocket movie will be a tremendous hit, break down traditional gender norms, and Austin Butler will be the only one nominated for an Oscar for playing Paul E. Pocket.

The Holdovers

A story about a group that has nowhere to go after they are abandoned in New England…the 2020 Patriots.

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The lead role called for a “stubborn, curmudgeonly” character and Paul Giamatti just materialized on set.

To achieve Giamatti’s character Paul Hunham’s trademark lazy eye, Alexander Payne enlisted the help of Anatomy of a Fall director Justine Triet who came on set and addressed Giamatti’s right eye, saying, “Bonjour, eye! Do some work, s'il vous plaît. (Pauses for a beat.) Sacre bleu! Ze eye refuses to work. Zis is a lazy eye!”

This is the first collaboration between director Alexander Payne and actor Paul Giamatti since Sideways which now makes sense since there are various points in the film where a character, with absolutely no context or prompting, sips a glass of merlot and spits it on the ground screaming, “Merlot is the worst liquid in the universe!” But it was a bit much when the last scene of the movie was Paul Giamatti looking directly into the camera and saying, “Fuck you, merlot,” before the credits rolled.

Killers of the Flower Moon

Ernest in the Army. Ernest Scared Stupid. Ernest Goes to Jail.

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Leonardo DiCaprio initially turned down the role when he learned that his romantic interest in the film, Mollie Kyle, was 137 years old, saying, "Maybe without the 7!"

IMDB lists this movie’s runtime in years.

Scorsese rejected composer Robbie Robertson’s first score for the film that included “‘Up on Cripple Creek…Is Where They Found Anna’s Body’”, “I Shall Be Released…Is What King Hale Tells Ernest While In Jail”, “The Weight…Of His Transgressions Caused Ernest to Testify Against His Uncle” and “Ophelia…Is Probably The Name of One of The Background Osage Women Characters, Oh Come On Marty, Just Put It In The Credits, People Love This Song”

Maestro

Seasoned musician Leonard Bernstein (Bradley Cooper) discovers-and falls in love with-struggling actress Felicia Montealegre (Carey Mulligaga). She has just about given up on her dream to make it big as an actress - until Leonard coaxes her into the spotlight. But even as Felicia’s career takes off, the personal side of their relationship is breaking down, as Leonard fights an ongoing battle with his own internal demons. Then, he pisses his pants at the Grammys.

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Early critical reviews of the trailer focused on the “Anatomy of a Face”.

Just like in “A Star Is Born”, Bradley Cooper took vocal lessons to actually perform Leonard Bernstein's classic “Hallelujah”. (What’s that? There are two Jewish Leonards?)

Cooper spent nearly 45% of the film’s budget on that epic final battle scene between Bernstein and Lydia Tár.

Oppenheimer

Julius Robert Oppenheimer Schmidt! That's my name too! Whenever I got out, the people always shout, “There goes Julius Robert Oppenheimer Schmidt!” Na-na na-na na-na-na!

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In an alternate scene, it's revealed that the exchange between Oppenheimer and Edison by the pond that caused Albert to react so sadly when walking past Robert Downey Jr. is that Oppenheimer tried to sneak a fart but then said, “Oh no. I just Oppensharted.”

Nolan took some liberties with the true story. In reality, the U.S. killed between 110,000 and 210,000 Japanese citizens…with kindness.

Since ABC does not include the Academy’s Scientific and Technical Awards during the broadcast, we will not see Cillian Murphy’s acceptance speech for Best Seated Mangina.

Past Lives

This film follows the stories of the characters’ souls across time, and the stories are interwoven as they advance, showing how they all interact in their “past lives”. The film explores how people's “past lives” are connected with and influence each other and…wait a second. Nope. That’s Cloud Atlas. (Do not watch Cloud Atlas.)

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Due to scheduling conflicts with Poor Things, Emma Stone was unable to play the female Asian lead this time.

However, in the North Korean version of the film, Kim Jong Un played the role. And all the other roles. And won all of the Oscars. Ever.

This movie is a prequel to the movie Lives.

Poor Things

From Pixar comes the story of little Sally Sangiovese, a newly bottled red Italian wine who is separated from her Sangio-family and sent to the wine cellar. There, she’ll befriend Nelson Nebbiolo, a wizened red from the Piedmont region who is coming up on 30 years in the cellar but still hasn’t gotten over the loss of his Spanish love, Tia Tempranillo, who was pulled from the cellar for a quinceañera dinner the year prior. Together, the two will hatch a plan to release themselves from the cellar to reunite Sally with her family and Nelson con su amor. Along their adventurous aging process, audiences will discover that even when the bottle appears half-empty, you simply decant dampen the spirit of these…Pour Things!

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Max McCandles was actually the original name of Lumière from Beauty and the Beast.

Unfortunately this story of a British woman receiving a brain transplant isn’t about J.K. Rowling.

This is the first movie written by new AI trained only on Dr. Seuss books, Kanye West’s Twitter feed and the dreams of Gary Busey.

The Zone of Interest

Rudolf the conflicted Nazi! Had a garden full of rows! Of plants his wife liked to tend to! Horrifically juxtaposed! Then one sunny German day, Hitler came to say, “Rudolf of the triple Reich, won't you Holocaust tonight!” Then, how he wrestled with morality! As he puked and thought, “Why me?!” Rudolf the conflicted Nazi! This one’s really hard for comedy!

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The popularity of the film has already led to a sequel, Höss Party 2.

Probably also the title of one of the Mission Impossible movies.

I actually did watch every other movie nominated for Best Picture this year, but The Zone of Interest is the only one I did Nazi!

[reallytryin]

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Pairings: tommyinnit x GN!reader

Summary: you model for Tom's merch and people go crazy over the pictures.

Warnings: none just cuteness

Type: fluff 🧸

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It was just a normal Saturday when you gota text from you're boyfriend, which wasn't unusual because he usually didn't have any plans on Saturday

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The Tommyinnit????😍😍😍😍

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[ hey come over I want to ask you something?]

[ why not ask me now? Are u breaking up with me Thomas 🙀]

[ ofcn are you joking come over ]

[ ok on my way 😙 ]

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When you got there he surprised you with a jacket and a hoodie " wow tom these look great " you reply. "Really you think so?" "Of course I do" you say hugging him. No one understands how much you love him. "So I was wondering would you like to model these on the website for me? Then maybe we could take some pics in the park ?" Tom asks excitedly. "That's what you called me here for?" You say fake rolling you're eyes. You can see tom get a bit upset " I mean I thought you would have liked this" he asks confused. "Omg tom baby ofc I love this I'm so happy you picked me" you say smiling while pulling him into a big hug. "Ok good cos I was worried haha". TIME SKIP YALL. After the photo shoot and him hyping you up, you decided to get some pics sround Brighton and post them on Instagram.

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Tommyinnit: @whos_yn i said I would never post sappy shit like this but oh well anyways buy my merch

Wilbursoot: L

User384939287: yall are so cute

Marmalade69: don't even start me I'm gonna sleep on the road

Urmom: the highway looks nice tonight

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Whos_yn: @Tommyinnit he only reads because I do <3 BUY HIS MERCH www.tommyinnit.shop

Quackity: simp alert ⚠

^ whos_yn: litteraly

User7293939393939: don't test me I've just been broken up with

Imliterallygod: I'm only buying it because yn told me to

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Tommyinnit: BUY MERCH IN EXCHANGE FOR YN CONTENT?

User1010102: that sounds like a good deal 🤝

Ph1lza: Kristen started a yn fan club

^ Whos_yn: periodtttt Stan a supportive queen

^Ph1lza: what?

ilovechickennuggets: can we trade? Diamond pick aks for yn?

^ Tommyinnit: no 💋

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[wh4thefnk]

I need to clean out my mind from some observations.

So I finally ventured to see what was the public's opinion about this whole marriage/relationship thing; checking the most viral tweets, the tik tok and instagram commentary; the support is just staggering, I was expecting just a bit more of a push back due to the recent Joe Jonas-Sophie Turner viral discussion. I think these are some of the reasons for that:

1. There's nothing virtually wrong with the age gap and they are both consenting adults; which it's true, I've even said it myself I don't have a problem with the age gap on its own, but the whole context surrounding it, this relationship and most importantly his + the whole portu slags' characters, the general public isn't privy to this context. And overall, the world and specially Hollywood is very accepting with age gaps; plus most of the GP is indifferent and will move on with their day after showing support.

2. It's Chris Evans & Pretty Privilege. I think if it was someone whose looks were less worshipped or a less attractive couple there would be a bit more of a side eye; they are also riding on Captain America's nostalgia, and he has a lot of support coming from there at this special moment in his life; people love to see that the beloved America's boyfriend who has been gushing about family and marriage for years finally found love.

I think those two are the most important reasons.

3. But point 3 is where the joke is at. The smaller number of people who are daring to point out this relationship is icky, or why he and/or she is not that great are immediatley shushed with the you're jealous and slap with the crazy fans narrative, even when they’re just casual observers. The fandom's reputation is playing an important role here, that was going to happen regardless and they were going to use that narrative in their favor, but the joke is fans (I'm talking about the ones who did the flyers, the ones who could not hold themselves together and used to leave nasty comments directly in people's social media connected to this, I'm talking about the fan letter, the scamming) they gave them exactly what they needed, they have examples to quote. The articles about the wedding aren't coming alone, they've been accompanied by articles pointing out the behavior of the fandom, and it has not even been a week. The general public has been put in a postion where they are rooting and sympathizing for this couple, muting any talk about visuals, the age gap, the power imbalance, which I assume is what Chris and his team were fearing the most when going public. Frankly... I am impressed. I said once: do not hand victim cards to people who will not hesitate to use them, and sometimes rightfully so.

I do want to mention If there is a level of concern in this couple's minds about the fandom's behaviour, to everyone's dismay, no one can discard that as completely untrue/unfounded; be completely honest now; some people’s behavior has been absolutely unacceptable, and that’s just the truth.

Now just to tie it all in, I said one of the reasons I knew this relationship was serious it's because Chris' image is one of his biggest assets, if not the biggest; and him and his team were not going to stain it for a lolita hookup much less for a dumb stunt; the optics are not good and that is a fact; I stand by that; well we are in the aftermath of him risking his biggest asset, there has been certain level of backlash at times, he does look like a cliche and everyone, e v e r y o n e deep down knows it, there is a bit of a crack in his brand because of this, but overall It's turned out to be not as drastic as everyone expected; even inside of the fandom; while he has taken a hit ( and you know I think he’s glad the intense fans may be jumping ship) he has a very big chunk of fans still cheering for him; so I think he’s not doing that bad at all.

(This is just me thinking about why the GP is reacting the way they do, I'm not saying Chris isn't insecure about nothing, I'm not saying any loss he’s had don’t and won’t affect him at all, I'm not saying this same support won't turn against them in the future, I'm not saying none of that...)

[dreamyubin]

A-Z

A is for.. > "Annyeonghaseyo! I am Kim Yubin!"

B is for.. > "Baby girl.." (HUH???? MA'AM...)

C is for.. > "'Cereal isn't a soup.. wait.. is it?"

D is for.. > "Don't take anything i say seriously, ever. I saw how many of you took it seriously when i said i own a grimoire.. That was a JOKE."

E is for.. > "Even after i leave this industry, keep streaming my debut, that was a banger."

F is for.. > "Fuuuuuuuuuu-"

G is for.. > "God.. i really need like, help."

H is for.. > "HOW DOES THIS THING EVEN WORK????"

I is for.. > "I say beat, you say that ass... can i say that-?"

J is for.. > "Just remembered wasps exist, not feeling good"

K is for.. > "KACHOW. You know? You ever feel like that?"

L is for.. > "Lost the game just now.."

M is for.. > "Maybe i should become a writer, i know the alphabet."

N is for.. > "NOT gonna talk about demons on a monday afternoon.... so did you know that in the lesser key of-"

O is for.. > "Oh i use the smoke alarm as my timer when i cook."

P is for.. > "'Pop' is just so k-pop you don't understand.."

Q is for.. > "Quack."

R is for.. > "Right now?.. Right now i wanna go home, man."

S is for.. > "So.. Mae.... i love you... please don't fire me."

T is for.. > "Twelve year olds exist?"

U is for.. > "Underneath it all i'm still a mamamoo stan."

V is for.. > "Vip vlive moment. You get to see my messy as if a hurricane past through here bedroom."

W is for.. > "When you wanna judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes first. Then run, they're a mile away and you got their shoes, run."

X is for.. > "X... what even starts with X really? Oh x rate- Nevermind."

Y is for.. > "You believe that? Like.. for real?"

Z is for.. > "Zoom was a horrible invention."

[sq0ux]

Latin Letter Tier List

S: D, J, S

A: L, F, Z

B: B, C, W, X, Y

C: A, E, I, O, U

D: G, M, N, Q, R

E: H, K, T, P

F: V

S tier is reserved for those letters that are special to me. D sets up deez nuts jokes so effectively, also the beginning of several insults that I particularly like (dipshit, dumbass, degen). J is the first letter of my name and is a fun letter, especially in cursive. It has a fun name and a fun sound. S is up here because it is also really fun to write, though less so in cursive. It also has the distinction of being the highest tier despite being so late in the alphabet.

A Tier is for some solid letters. L is really good, very simple, and it's funny to give L's out to people, it also looks really stable and is simple to write. F is up here because Fuck is just so relieving to say, and I think must of that is due to the f sound. It only doesn't reach S tier because it looks lopsided. Z is really cool, and the sound is great. It also has a weird factor that is really appealing to me. The alternate writing Z also looks nice, though I don't like that you have to pick up the pen to add it.

B Tier is for above average letters, we got some heavy hitters like B and C, and the wildcards at the end of the alphabet with W, X, and Y. B and C are staples of the alphabet and provide the foundation of the alphabet with easier sounds. That being said, they also aren't particularly interesting outside of that foundation. W, X, and Y are the opposite, they can only be so out there because of the foundation the earlier letters set up. Again, however, they aren't particularly interesting outside of being weird.

C Tier is for vowels. Vowels are the glue that hold the letters together. They are vital portions of the alphabet and are definitely interesting as a result. On the other hand, their designs leave a lot to desire. A has been tainted by amogus which can be positive or negative, but outside of that it's just not interesting. E is a step up, though unstable looking. I is bad, though i is a little better. I with crosses is even better, though it is not often written as such. O is boring, and U is just passable. The nail in the coffin for me is that they show up so often that they become background noise. Like yeah, they're there, but no one ever focusses on them. Right in the middle of the tier list.

D Tier is below average. G, M, N, Q, and R. G has a banger sound, but its design is confused. When drawing, it leaves your utensil inside the curve, so you either have to pick up your hand or attempt to work your way out of the situation. M and N are so similar, and that is a big harm. They're basically the same design and I don't really like it, and they're right next to each other so you expereince the similarity immediately. Q is weird for the sake of being weird, and its overreliance on u carrying it is dissapointing. Also it borrows heavily from O, but the sounds aren't similar at all, and they are close to each other in the alphabet, further deriding Q in my mind. R is just not good. Design is fine I guess, but the sound peeves me. It's just growling. Don't like much at all.

E Tier is for letters I'm especially dissapointed in. H, K, T, and P. H and K are just worse implementations of G. In order to draw them, you have to pick up your utensil or think a lot about how to navigate the minefiels without it looking awful. Their designs also aren't cool enough to make up for it like X. T is just I without the bottom cross, so it looks really unstable. It looks like it could fall at any moment. It's sound is also substandard and also falls into the pick up utensil problem. P is basically T, but better sound and more unstable design. Also can't hear anymore without immediately jumping to -nis, though that's just me.

F Tier is reserved for my least favorite letter, V. What the fuck is that. It's by far the most precarious looking of the letters, you'd never be able to stand that thing up. The sound is so weird, it's just F but worse in every way. It looks like shit, it doesn't have the weirdness appeal that W, X, Y, and Z have, and it doesn't do anything well. With other high tier letters I can look past faults in favor of their positive aspects, but with V there are only faults. The only praise I can give it is simple design, but even that comes with an asterisk in that it's really awkward to write quickly, you have to make it a point otherwise it looks like a U.

Solid set of letters we have. Except V. Imagine that there is a gap between E and F tier. The worst of the E tier letters far surpasses V in my opinion.

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - ay edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

i am sorry to say he does the bare minimum, but he usually prepares beforehand, already has water and a lil snack and a cloth on the bedside table. he's just very eeby.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His lips,, he knows he's kissable. For his partner, thighs.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

Ay the kind of person to like cumming ON his partner. His cum also has the slightest glow to it?? god...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has the ability to brand his partner during sex should he wish, he's kind of into it. Mark of the Moon Deity baby. It's the same moon symbol present on his and Io's models, it'll look almost like a tattoo in the same shade of purple as his facial one on the back of his partner's neck.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very, but very eager to learn!

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary or riding

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

For him, it's a fun activity so he isn't super serious, but he doesn't make it a joke either.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's... silver. It luckily doesn't fade into purple like his hair, but it is silver. kind of messy.. sorry he travels so much. Clean at least?

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

Very giggly, lots of kisses, attentive. Cute!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ay doesn't jack off that much j cause he doesn't see the appeal of it..

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

HAIR PULLING... PULL HIS HAIR PLEASE... he also loves biting and being bit. rough sex is his kink.. He likes to fight for power too! it's fun.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere, but preferably inside..

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He's as bad as a teenage boy, I'm afraid. Even just a look is enough..

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will not have sex outside if its night time.. -shudders-

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers receiving, but he can give, he's not the BEST at giving but very good at following instructions. if his partner sucks on his knot he'll cum immediately.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, careful though, he doesn't want to immediately knot his partner.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nah, not for him. He likes proper sex, and given his knot, sex takes time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Ay is down to experiment! He loves trying new stuff. The humans come up with such interesting things...

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

He is a God, a minor deity, but a God nonetheless. He will go for sooo long.. until he's shooting blanks and his partner is stuffed.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't really have space to carry toys, but would like to try them!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He kind of sucks at teasing.. Mainly cause Ay wants to j get down and dirty and will pout rather than tease.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud and needy even when he's on top..

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He has a heat despite being amab! And hoo does he have a breeding kink.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

7.4in, he has a knot.. A very sizeable knot.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Once he starts having sex? Really fucking high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has to FIGHT HIMSELF not to fall asleep immediately afterwards.... eeby fox..

[0x1lovebot]

✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺ stray kids and proposing ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩

gender neutral! reader.

warnings; language.

requested by @kpop-official-fan ;

hi faith<3 i love~ your blog set up and I have an ask for you, can you please do a reaction/headcanon with stray kids proposing , who would be shy, nervous, scared?and how they'd do it, if you can't that's fine! but if you do it thank you so much~<3

thanks for the idea!! I hope you like it!! <3 and sorry it took so long😔 school's been killing me

chan

channie is scared😬❗

he freaks out so hard becuz 'what if you say no?'

or 'what if you hate what he has planned?'

or 'what if you hate the ring he bought?'

or 'what if you just don't love him anymore?' plz that would never happen 🙄

he just spirals so hard and he a l m o s t backs out

but we all know that chan never gives up😤 so he goes through with his plan of proposal

he takes you on a picnic with all your favorite foods and there's candles and the scenery is so beautiful

and all you can think about is how you're so in love with him and how important he is to you and just-

it's just perfect😔❤

I'm very much in love with this man ANYWAYZZ-

he gets down on one knee and pops the question💍

and you don't say anything at all at first because the most beautiful person on the planet just FUCKING PROPOSED TO YOU AND IT CATCHES YOU OFF GUARD

and chan starts nervous laughing because the silence is eating him alive and he thinks you're gonna say no

but you tackle him to the ground in happiness and kiss him all over the face😫❤

"wait so you actually wanna marry me⁉️"

"YES YOU IDIOT!! I wanna be with you forever🥰"

[rest of the members under cut!!]

minho

first of all minho bought the engagement ring the month after you started dating

he already knew he wanted to spend his life with you

and he carries it around e v e r y w h e r e waiting for the right moment to propose

so you guys are in a clothing store looking at shirts

and the 2 of you were bickering over which color would look better on him

but in the middle of it this old lady comes up to you

"excuse me, hi! how long have you 2 been married?" she asks

and it completely catches you off guard

"oh! uuhhhh haha we're not married!!"😅

"really?? you 2 bicker like a married couple😊"

and minho decided that this was the perfect time to propose

so while you're talking to the sweet old lady manz gets down on one knee in the middle of the damn store⁉️

and when the lady leaves and you turn around to face him you almost pass the fuck out

"if that lady already thinks that we're married, we might as well do it right!"

"SERIOUSLY⁉️ ARE YOU SERIOUS⁉️ LIKE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE⁉️"

"yes babe, like marriage marriage!!"

"OMG YES!! OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU"

you've completely forgot about the shirts and you get kicked out of the store for yelling😭

changbin

confidence is key for this man😌

changbin does not get n e r v o u s

he's so sure of himself and your love for each other that he could literally propose to you anywhere😤

so that's exactly what he did!!

it was late at night and you two were craving fast food so.... mcdonald's!!

it wasn't very crowded but there were still a good amount of people in the establishment

and while you 2 were in line changbin gets down on 1 knee and pulls out a ring

"y/n, the love of my life will you marry me?"

"are you seriously proposing to me in mcdonald's right now🧍‍♀️?"

"yup😗 so you wanna be with me forever??"

"yes🙄❤"

everyone in mcdonald's cheers for the 2 of you

and you end up getting free fries too😋

hyunjin

hyunjin definitely is nervous 😬

he's so so so fucking nervous

but the way he proposes is so chill that you can't even tell⁉️

you 2 were in the middle of movie night and the movie that he chose was extremely cheesey and romantic

and when the couple in the movie starts to be all domestic he goes:

"omg y/n that could be us!! will you marry me??"

and at first you think he's joking

but then you turn and see that his face showed complete sincerity

"are you being serious hyunjin??"

and he just nods silently cuz he's too nervous to say anything

"yes I'll marry you!🥰"

he lets out a huge sigh of relief and pulls you into his chest

"oh thank God!! I thought you were gonna say no!!"

nervousness = nonexistent 😌

jisung

definitely the most nervous😭

he’s jittery and always looking around nervously

acts so so s o suspicious

"hey sungie what are you doing😊?"

"DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS👁👁"

he plans to take you to this romantic restaurant as a surprise and propose to you there

but hannie can't keep a secret to save his life🙄

while you guys get ready to leave for the restuarant he just goes:

"y/n have you seen your engagement ring?!" without thinking because he can't seem to find it anywhere 😐

and he doesn't even realize what he just did until he turns and looks at you and you're just like

"😳😳"

and he's so sad that he ruined the surprise

but he is e c s t a t i c when you say yes and kiss him

felix

lixie had a whole ass plan‼️

he was gonna make you dinner

and then he was gonna take you on a romantic moonlit walk,,

and then he would propose in this field with rose petals and candles

but due to one of his members🙄 jisung dinner was ruined and it threw off his whole plan😔

so you two just end up chilling on the couch and he’s like

“y/n will you marry me?💍"

and you're just like "🧍‍♀️w h a t"

because that is not what you expected him to say while cuddling in the couch after a failed romantic night

but of course you say yes💕😌

seungmin

ok so when you first started dating

like maybe 6 months in, seungmin already knew he wanted to be with you forever😔💓

and you felt the same way

so one night you 2 were just having one of those late night talks and seungmin asks

"hey y/n would you marry me?? like later in the future??"

"of course I would."

so t e c h n i c a l l y you 2 are already engaged

but fast forward 2 years

you both pass by a jewelry store in the mall and the rings really catch seungmin's eye

and he remembers your conversation from a few years back and he feels all warm and fuzzy inside

"y/nie you still want to get married?"

"absolutely!!"

"then let's go get you a ring!!"

and he pulls you into the jewelry store and helps you choose an engagement ring💍

jeongin

plz i.n would simply just throw the question at you😭

no plan, no previous thought, no bullshit, just impulse

he just knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

and that he can't live without you

so in the middle of the damn supermarket jeongin just-

"hey y/n, will you marry me?"

"i- seriously?? you wanna marry me??"

"of course, I do! I love you🥰"

"then hell yeah!! let's get married❤"

you guys went to the mall right after grocery shopping and he got you a ring💍

it was so sudden that he hadn't bought one yet😭

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[vinnieswife]

Nsfw alphabet

Vinnie Hacker x reader

Words: 1297

Warnings: smut in general.

A ( aftercare )

Vinnie needs you to assure him that everything is fine, after a long and pleasant sex session Vinnie will ask you a thousand and one times if you are okay "are you okay love?" "Did I hurt you?" "Did that feel good?" And more questions, then he would kiss every mark or bruise that he has left on your body. Then he would take you to the bathroom in a matrimonial style, to clean you both, or for both of you to take a hot shower.

B ( body part )

Vinnie is the type of guy who loves every part of your body, literally every part and reminds you of it every day, but at the time of sex his favorite part would be your ass, he never takes his hands off it, squeezing or spanking him as punishment , he just adores your ass.

C ( cum in general )

You love when he ends up inside you, oh man he loves it too, but he makes you beg for it, he enjoys seeing your face wrinkle and your brow furrow so that he cums in you.

When you blow him he loves coming in your mouth, the little tears running down your cheeks, your cheeks stained red, Vinnie looking down, enjoying every second of the sight. Your brow furrowing at the salty taste.

D ( dirty secret )

I sincerely believe that Vinnie's dirty secret would be to tie you to the head of the bed, putting a mask over your eyes, leaving you at his mercy, the idea of ​​blocking your senses turn him on.

E ( experience )

Vinnie have a lot, like A LOT, of experience because of the girls he hooked up with.

You weren't experienced because you had never done anything before you started dating Vinnie, he was your first time around.

F ( favorite position )

I think Vinnie has many favorite positions, but of all of them doggy styles surpasses, having you at his mercy, and watching himself disappear into you, just turn him on a lot.

G ( goofy )

Vinnie is a funny person, but when it comes to sex, every funny part of him just disappears, he gets that serious tone on his voice and fuck you senseless.

Of course the sex it's not always rough and fast, sometimes he gets romantic and soft sex, and there he can make a couple of jokes to make you laugh.

H ( hair )

Vinnie really has little hair in that area, he would wax it every long time, to avoid it being annoying when you suck him off.

I ( intimacy )

Going to a hotel, the two of you alone in a room, little light, some candles and maybe even some music, Vinnie prefers that to anything else in the world, unless it's a quickie or one of us be very needy.

J ( jack off )

Vinnie does not usually do that much, he has you so I don't see it necessary to do it, unless you are giving him the silence treatment and he only has that option.

K ( kink )

Oh lord, he is a very kinky boy.

choking kink? Yes

Handcuff kink? Yes

Spanking kink? Yea

Splitting in your mouth? Yes

Knife kink? Maybe

Dom! Kink? OH YES

Daddy kink? definitely yes

L ( location )

His favorite place would be his room, or your room, private, a sensual ambient, just you and him = perfect

But if your are acting like a brat he would fuck you in a mall bathroom, or in a changing room, even on one of his homies room.

M ( motivation )

Oh girl, this horny dude.

You could turn him on just by breathing.

I have a list:

-when you swear under your breath, like a little "fuck" and he be like "I'm hard"

-when you kiss his neck

-dancing in your room

-when you put your necklaces in place

-when you play with his fingers/rings

-when you caress his waist

-underwear, just seeing you in underwear turns him on.

-when you get on your knees to grab something "Y/n I'm hard"

N ( no )

He would never do something that can hurt you. Just no, it’s not his style, Vinnie loves you and he don’t want to make you feel any type of pain.

O ( oral )

Receiving- he just loves the way your lips wrap around him, the tears in your eyes, falling everytime you gag, he just get hard by the sight of you on your knees.

Giving- he is very experienced, his tongue will leave you as a shaking mess, the first time he gives you and oral he said that quote, that now you believe really well “Honey, I've been eating the yogurts without a spoon since I was seven”

P ( pace )

We are talking about Vinnie, he is a hyperactive boy so do not expect a slow rhythm, with Vinnie’s it is something fast, sometimes even impossible, he can go at that speed and leave you barely able to move. Of course it can go slowly, in truth you choose the pace, but if you have been acting like a brat all day don't expect something soft.

Q ( quickie )

Vinnie is horny all the time, and when I mean all the time I mean ALL. don’t be surprised if he grabs your hand and takes you to the nearest fitting room for a quickie.

R ( risk )

If you wanted to fuck in front of the whole country, he will be down for it, but he respects that you want to keep it in something intimate, or that you prefer to do it even in a private place, just for both of you.

S ( stamina )

Your re not very experienced since your first time was with Vinnie, so you can last 3 or 4 rounds but Vinnie oh this horny ass man, he can fuck you all night, and then give you a morning round.

T ( toys )

I don't think Vinnie would use toys, like he already have his big ass cock so why would he want to have toys? Maybe he would use a vibrator on you just for a punishment.

U ( unfair )

Vinnie loves to tease you in every way possible, giving you little touches, edging for hours or overstimulating for hours, he also makes you beg for everything.

V ( volume )

Vinnie is quite quiet in sex, he moaned in your ear, letting rough breaths on your neck, and he will only moan when the pleasure he is receiving is too much, causing him to lose control of his body, leaving it at your mercy.

He would say yes to anything that makes you feel comfortable.

X ( x-ray )

It's big as you think, at least 8 or 9 inches, long enough to hit that point inside of you with every thrust, you never really focused on his size, only when you suck it and less than half fits in your mouth . .

Y ( yearning )

Actually high, he only needs sees you in a short skirt or in one of his shirts and your underwear and he's lost.

Z ( zzz )

You fall asleep before him, usually Vinnie stays stroking your hair until you fall asleep or whispering little praises in your ear.

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[just-a-little-cellist]

Levi Ackerman - NSFW Alphabet

A/N: i'm bored so i'm just writing these nsfw headcanons for all my comfort characters, don't judge me. feel free to request - i posted request rules so go check it out :)

enjoy! nsfw under the cut :P

A - Aftercare (what are they like after sex)

The first time you have sex, Levi needs a lot of comfort. He'd never been that vulnerable with someone before and it took a lot for him to open up like that, so aftercare for him is the priority. Once sex becomes more frequent and he gets used to everything, he's the one to clean you both up but he still needs more emotional reassurance than he'll admit.

B - Body part (fav body part of themselves/their partner)

He isn't a vain person, so he'd probably say his arms just because of how much you love them. He wasn't too fussed at first but because of all the attention you give them he's started growing fonder of them.

His favourite part of you is your neck and collarbones. He didn't even realize he had a thing for that until he met you, and whenever you wear chokers he can't take his eyes off you.

C - Cum (where do they prefer to cum?)

Levi prefers to cum on your stomach, purely because it makes it easier to clean up. (He's always very mindful of any mess.)

D - Dirty secret (self-explanatory)

It obviously couldn't happen because of his status, but it sends a shiver of arousal through him whenever he imagines you humiliating him in public. It's something he wants to try in private, though he's nervous to talk about it with you.

E - Experience (how experienced are they?)

Levi is a virgin, since he doesn't have sex with people he doesn't genuinely, 100% trust. You'll have to guide him through everything at the beginning, however he's a quick learner and picks it up pretty fast.

F - Favourite position (goes without saying)

He likes missionary a lot because it lets him feel close to you, and he'll melt if you wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist. He also gets shy sometimes, so this position is perfect to hide his face in your neck.

G - Goofy (are they goofy or serious in the moment?)

Other than the odd sarcastic comment, he's generally serious. If he's in a vulnerable position then joking around doesn't calm his nerves at all.

H - Hair (opinions on grooming etc.)

Levi keeps his own hair neatly trimmed. He'd prefer if you keep yours vaguely under control but, as long as it's clean, it's up to you how you keep it.

I - Intimacy (how intimate are they during sex?)

It takes him a while to fully open up to you, but sex becomes one of the most intimate moments you ever share with Levi where he truly breaks down all his walls for you, just the two of you.

J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't tend to masturbate unless he's really desperate. Something about it just makes him uncomfortable, but he also has urges sometimes when you aren't available.

K - Kinks (again, pretty self-explanatory)

When you first started sleeping together, Levi had more of the control because he thought that was the way it was 'supposed' to be. However once you brought up the idea of him being submissive, your dynamic shifted. He was extremely hesitant at the beginning because he wasn't used to being in such a powerless position, though as soon as you managed to get him into a submissive headspace it became a regular occurrence.

Levi is a sub at heart who needs a soft dom more than anything. Some of the kinks you've explored that he likes are bondage, light impact play, praise, orgasm denial and marking (as long as the marks are hidden during the day.)

He also definitely has a bit of a humiliation kink but he's still working up the courage to tell you.

L - Location (favourite place to do the deed)

His favourite place is a tie between the shower and his desk. Sometimes when he's had a long day and doesn't want a full scene, he likes to have sex in the shower (also it makes clean-up easier). Although if he feels like subbing, as long as the door is locked, one of his favourite things is for you to cockwarm him while he's trying to work.

M - Motivation (what gets them going)

Showing skin is a sure-fire way to get him riled up. I personally headcanon Levi as demisexual, so he doesn't care when other people show skin, but if it's you? All you have to do is leave a couple buttons undone, expose your chest a little, and he is done for. Also, slipping casual praise into conversations will sometimes start pushing him into a submissive headspace, especially if you've done a lot of scenes with him recently because he starts responding to that tone of voice.

N - No (something they'd never do)

He doesn't like intense pain play - he's had enough pain the rest of his life so he needs you to be gentle with him. He also wouldn't want a harsh or strict dom, preferring to have you take care of him instead.

O - Oral (preference in giving, receiving etc.)

He enjoys both equally. Before you'd had sex you wanted to ease him into the experience carefully, so you gave him his first blowjob and he almost sobbed from the stimulation. Buuuuuuut alongside that he would also happily spend hours between yours legs - the praise you give him as he pleasures you and the feeling of you clenching around his tongue is almost enough to make him finish without any physical touch.

P - Pace (are they fast, slow, quick, rough?)

If it's just against the wall in the shower then it tends to be a bit faster, and on the odd occasion Levi feels more dominant he can get rougher, but he is usually perfectly content to let you decide the pace entirely.

Q - Quickie (opinion on quickies)

They're good sometimes, especially when you're both very busy with other duties. They're good to relieve basic urges, but Levi would never choose them over a full scene.

R - Risk (how open are they to risk?)

Levi is open to a bit of experimentation, but never anything exhibitionist. He can't risk the possibility of someone catching him in a compromising position, considering his importance in the military, so he insists that you keep all bedroom activities private.

S - Stamina (how long can they go for?)

As expected, at the start Levi had pretty low stamina since it was all so new and overwhelming. It gotten a little better since then but he also has a fairly quick recovery time to make up for it.

T - Toys (opinion on using toys etc.)

He doesn't particularly enjoy using toys on you, but adores when you use toys on him.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He'll only tease you a little when he's in a dominant mood and you've been doing something to piss him off, but the rest of the time it's not something he does at all. (He kind of likes when you tease him though.)

V - Volume (are they loud or quiet?)

Levi is cautious to control his volume so that other people don't hear, but his whimpers of pleasure can get quite loud sometimes.

W - Wild card (random headcanon)

During a scene once, while he was deep into subspace, he accidently called you mommy. When he realized what he said he was mortified, and almost started dropping. You had to quickly assure him that it was perfectly alright, that you weren't upset with him, and that you don't mind it if he wants to keep calling you that. He only uses that name for you when he's really, really submissive, and it's adorable hearing the tiny whimpers of "P-please mommy..."

X - X-ray (what's going on... down there?)

So many people seem to think that this man has a monster cock. He is 5'3 there is no way. He's a little smaller than average, in length and girth, but that just means you can hear him whine when you take his whole length into your mouth.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is low most of the time. He has so many other things he has to focus on everyday, so sex doesn't cross his mind that much. Sex is more of a stress relief that he doesn't think too much about until it happens.

Z - Zzzzz... (how quickly do they fall asleep after?)

Being an insomniac, Levi takes a while to settle down to sleep, although it's always a little easier when he's comfortably next to you. (definitely the little spoon)

[freakynct]

「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— na jaemin

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jaemin is so caring after sex, probably one of the most caring members, he absolutely has to make sure that you're alright and taken care of. i know this is not an aftercare aspect but i totally see him as the type to finish you by eating you out if you didn't cum during sex. he goes all out with aftercare, helps you walk or even carries you, takes a shower or has a bath with you and does all the work of washing you clean, gives you his sweater to sleep in and cuddles and kisses you until you fall asleep in his arms. everything for his baby

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i feel like jaemin sees your body as something precious to him and he makes sure you know that, but i feel like he has a soft spot for your neck and eyes. on him it's probably his arms and maybe his eyes too, he really knows how to use them to his advantage

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

i think jaemin's favorite way of cumming is inside you. he loves the intimacy of it, especially if he gets to look into your eyes while he does so

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

this is something that jaemin thinks is well hidden from everyone but what he forgets is that you're the one that does the laundry and it's pretty noticeable when your underwear starts to slowly disappear. he just can't help himself when he sees all the pretty underwear you own, thinking about how good you would look dressed in them or remembering that one time he fucked you so good in them. so he kinda gets lost in his thoughts with your panties in his hand that he slowly drags down his body until he has it wrapped around his cock and well you know the rest

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i definitely see him as someone that would much rather have sex while in a relationship, he's not one to do a lot of one night stands but he does have some experience. he has had a few partners before and he's definitely really good at what he's doing and he takes his time learning what works for you

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

i'm sorry if this comes off as predictable but i don't see jaemin enjoying any other position more than he enjoys missionary. he loves eye contact and intimacy and missionary checks all the boxes. he also gets to hold your hands and kiss you and watch how pretty you look while you cum around him. he also really enjoys to lift your legs up and hold them over his shoulders while he fucks you

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i definitely see him getting a bit more goofy sometimes, jaemin doesn't need to be all serious during sex and he knows how to balance things out. he loves teasing and making you shy so he's not afraid of making some jokes or be more playful during sex to get what he wants

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i think jaemin is pretty well groomed, he doesn't shave it all off but he likes things neat and he takes care of it

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

i think i've mentioned this aspect a few times already but jaemin loves intimacy during sex and feeling close to you. he doesn't need to be romantic all the time to make you feel special because he naturally already makes you feel that way. however he does go all out when it comes to special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays, he likes to put in the effort and prepare something really romantic. he also loves to praise you during sex

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

i think this really depends on his mood, i don't think he has a set schedule for it. sometimes he feels more horny than other times but i would say that he does it regularly, not everyday but pretty often

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think jaemin's main kinks would be praise, light bondage, daddy kink, foreplay, body worship, lingerie and light marking

l; location (favourite places to do it)

jaemin isn't big on sex in public places, he prefers the comfort of his home where both of you can feel comfortable and safe. i would say his favorite places are his bed and the couch

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

something that really gets him going is being able to intimidate you and making you shy and sensitive to his touch. he loves seeing you at his mercy and trying to avoid eye contact, makes him confident and he thinks you look cute and that turns him on

n; NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

something i have the feeling jaemin wouldn't enjoy is anything involving too much pain on you. he's not really into too hardcore stuff so anything that makes him feel like he's hurting you rather than pleasuring you he won't do

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

jaemin is all about giving. of course he loves when you go down on him but he loves seeing you squirm under him while he makes you feel good with his mouth and he's really good at it

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i don't see him as someone that likes really rough sex. he's more into slow but deep movements and he makes it very sensual. he makes sure every thing he does feels good to you just as much as it feels good to him. his movements might get a little faster when he's about to cum or if you ask him to go faster but besides that he likes to take his time with you

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i don't see jaemin being into quickies that much. like i said he loves to take his time and he loves foreplay and quickies are just not as fun to him so i don't see it happening that often

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

i feel like he prefers to be safe but he's not boring either. if he sees that you really want to experiment something new then he will try it for you but he's not one to risk it too much

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

i feel like jaemin has pretty good stamina and he can last for a really good amount of time. he likes to pleasure you above all and he won't stop until he knows you're satisfied, so if he needs to go for a long time he will

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think jaemin likes smaller toys and he likes using them on you from time to time. he loves foreplay so toys are a great addition to see how far he can push you. i feel like he chooses the cutest designs and colors for the toys he uses on you but that's it, he will only use them on you, never on himself

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

i touched on this before but he loves to tease you, so much. it's one of his favorite parts and he has managed to be able to make you wet for him just from his teasing, whether through words or by touching

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

jaemin isn't that loud but he also doesn't feel the need to be quiet either. he knows you like to hear him too and he will be louder when you suck him off or you focus more on him as a way of praising you and showing you he's enjoying what you're doing, he knows that makes you happy. i feel like he groans and grunts more than actual moaning but he let's out some moans sometimes

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

you let out a weak moan as jaemin guided your hips against his, your hands holding tight to the couch behind him, your thighs starting to burn at the constant up and down movement.

"you're doing well princess, just like i taught you." he remained calmed but the breathiness on his voice gave away how much he was enjoying seeing you ride him. "look at me baby." he said as you realized your eyes had been closed the whole time, both due to the pleasure you were feeling and to how shy you felt being this exposed to him, even if it wasn't the first time.

you slowly opened your eyes, being greeted with jaemin's cocky smirk as he confidently stared at you. your hips stopped moving involuntarily as you got lost in his gaze and you had a moment to realize how your cheeks burned and how your fingers hurt from holding onto the couch so tightly.

"don't stop now baby. i know you're so close to cumming, aren't you?" you whimpered as you felt his fingers moving slowly over your clit, encouraging you to keep moving up and down on him, the combination of his fingers and his cock inside you making you bite on your lip to suppress the moan that threatened to come out. "that's it, that's my good girl."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i think he's just on the average side, not big but not small either, kinda like the "perfect size" to make you feel good. i think his girth is also pretty average and he has an overall pretty dick and i feel like he's circumcised as well

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i think his sex drive is pretty normal, not too high and not too low and definitely depends on how stressed or tired he is from work. i think it's not hard to turn him on so i think his sex drive will also depend on his partner and their sex drive

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

like i've mentioned jaemin is big on aftercare so he won't fall asleep until you're taken care of even if he's really tired. so after sex he makes sure you're all clean and comfortable and then cuddles up with you until both of you fall asleep