yall. i keep coming across this thing on instagram, people making "edible cookie dough" out of yogurt and protein powder. well.
i tried it. and im MAD about it. WHY IS IT ACTUALLY TASTY!!!!! HOW DOES IT ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE MY FAVORITE COOKIE RECIPE!!!!!!!!!! UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!
i didnt measure anything but i used fage greek yogurt (ive seen people use cottage cheese as well but uh. no thanks <3), vanilla protein powder (others also use peanut butter protein power and add a scoop of pb), oat flour, brown sugar, and mini chocolate chips.
it tastes like my moms oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to the point where my mom said "wheres the coconut?" because her recipe adds shredded coconut
yeah the yogurt adds a Tang to it, but the oat flour does SUCH a good job i dont care. what the fuck. i hate this. fitfluencers you win this round.
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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.
My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.
But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.
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"The Princess in the Storm", my flash fiction retelling of "The Princess and the Pea", has been published by Spark Flash Fiction. It's one of my favorite retellings I've written--I had a lot of fun with this fairy tale and these characters in a very short space.
You can read it at the above link, and, if you care to do so, you can vote for me, on the chance that I can get an Amazon gift card out of it.
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the urge some DC writers have to make bruce and dick’s early relationship extremely distant and cold while also trying to assure us that they are still totally father&son energy is so baffling to me.
i watched bad blood (with @heart-bones !) the other day and have been thinking about dick’s dialogue a lot. dick basically had nothing nice to say about bruce. he said growing up with him was LONELY. he said he did not even really know bruce (????).
but then at the climax he tells him he’s the best man he’s ever known (while having a gun to his head so that’s convincing). so, what? you don’t know him when it’s time to be angsty but you DO when it’s the emotional climax? were you lying one of those instances?
why does it feel like this happens so often with them now… trying to hammer home that dick was miserable and lonely and could never understand bruce and bruce was annoyed by him and his puns and all this crap. why do they want to make bruce neglectful of young dick? it’s like they can’t comprehend that dick can still have issues with bruce even if bruce wasn’t neglectful. that bruce had to be cold and detached and absent for dick to want to distance himself from him when that’s such a copout idk!!!
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