#like oh i don't want to do this anymore. not in a concerning way dw dw but also???

[indigodawns]

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[generalpalacefishgoop]

Interesting Richarlyson, Pomme, and qBad lore lines regarding qForever and/or @v@ or others (23 Dec 2023)

(not full transcript, just some i thought were interesting, also I'm not changing their typos on their signs n such)

with qPhil and qBad:

Richas :"Dad DID took a medicine but NOT this one" (Happy Pills)

Richas :"Tio Phil 0_0 it IS a medicine but…it is not taking effect. I knew it but, well, the only thing I can do is try to…ask help for someone but who knows where they are."

Richas :"Don't worry tios 0_0 killing him does nothing cause it won't do much now. If anything happen, it will be to me sO DON'T WORRY >:D WE CAN FIX HIM"

with qBad: after sending Pomme away for a moment:

Richas :"so they spoke about bad forever right? Take care of Pom and Dapper tio, I will take care of him dad is far gone, don't try to save him this is not a matter of a pill anymore 0_0 well KKKKKKKKKKKKKK NEITHER I DO KNOW LIFE IS CONFUSING"

Bad asking if "taking care" of him meant killing him

Richas : "KKKKKKKKKKK no tio nah nuh yuh"

Even if the pills aren't working, shouldn't there be some way to fix him?

Richas :"I mean there always is but…do we know how? I can ask tio but do you even know about a certain "dark cucurucho""

"That's the thing tio This is our only hint, for this, it's not a mather of sving him, but keeping dad alive I mean, he might be a danger to me but he is still my dad and better me than the others no? 0_0"

Nonono! what about nobody?

Richas :"thATS WHY KKKK YOURE A LITTLE GOSSIPER and you like dad forever a lot so I don't want tio to be stepping on landmines"

What about working together?

Richas :"Tio again 0_0 KKKKKKKKKKK again, he is far gone, idk how bad it was before Well, if that wakes dad up >:D"

"I mean yeah tio rn the only thing he would propose to in this state is satan so this is how bad it is"

Bad proposing different sleeping arrangements

Richas :"he don't want to kill me now tio 0_0 BUT at least not for today KKKKKK"

"i mean he shot tallulah so KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK But dw 0_0 I just want to say because tio, put energy on pom and dappe >:D"

Bad expresses concern towards Richas

Richas : "KKKKKKKKKKK I am a smart eggie tio, dw and honestly 0_0 it's dad, I will be fine either way, did anyone ever hurt and egg like this before?

qBad :"If you die Richas, I will crawl down and grab your soul and drag it back from the underworld myself, ok Richas? You are forbidden from dying, understood?"

Richas :"WAIT NOW I KINDA WANNA DIE JUST TO GIVE TIO THE WORK"

"if dad die pull him back for me, please"

qBad :"I will do my best Richas, I'll try"

Goes to look for Pomme, caught Pomme just staring a little too close at fire

Pomme :"hey :D"

qBad :"hmm…what are you up to?"

Pomme :"Nothing, dw"

qBad :"Oh. ok. Well if it was nothing, i won't worry about it because if it was something….you would say something…"

Pomme :"Just feeling a bit sad Just a bit worried of not being trust worthy"

qBad :"It's not that Pomme. It's Richas…he's concerned about you and so he doesn't want to tell you something because he doesn't want you to worry that's basically it"

Pomme :"Why? He doesn't need to be worried about me"

Richas :"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I have secrets with pom too"

"no no Pome 0_0 it's about dad forever"

Pomme :"I mean… I don't know, today has just been a lot I wasn't planning on keeping it a secret from you"

"It's more… of an idea than a secret But I'm not sure we should say anything about it "for now""

Richas :"BUT I can say hope you're fine pom 0_0 dw, take care of tio bad too cause he abuses his poor totems"

Pomme :"dw, I made it my duty to keep him alive like I kept you alive for 3 months you muffinhead"

Richas :"CALLATE KKKKKKK"

Bad starts singing a "we will keep Richas alive" song

Pomme :"A miracle tbh"

"Okay that song was comforting pfft and funny :') <3"

"I'm just… I just want to try my best, you know"

Bad gives words of encouragement

Pomme :"Today was honestly awful, I saw him SHOT my siblings and I couldn't hit him, because >I know< it would've make things worse"

qBad :"Yeah, I think you did the right thing Pomme, the way you handled that situation, I think you handled it very well. And I am very proud of you."

Pomme :"I was angry at him and I felt powerless and I hate this I hate this I hate this feeling, I always feel powerless things keep happening to us and I CANT defend them no matter how hard I try to train and have the best gear I'll break at some point, I can't tank it forever no pun intended"

Bad ensures her that she has people who love her for her to lean on

Pomme :"Dad everytime it happens when you are not here when our parents aren't here"

Richas :"I MEAN MINE WAS KKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

Pomme :"yeah, AND he was targetting richas I just made sure to be the LAST ONE to warp, to leave no one behind, besides Richas and what I did was waiting in front of RIchas' stasis enderpearland I WAS READY to activate it I GOT SO SCARED."

Richas :"KKKKKK Pom, thank you for those splash potions TAKING 20 BULLETS HURT A LOT KKKKKKKKKK"

Pomme :"I KNOW I WAS SO FREAKING MAD. I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BUILD FOR HIM BUT KEPT LOOKING AT THE SIDE I had my freaking tomb digger ready to hit him to give y'all time to warp away At least Dapper taught me well"

Richas :"our goat sleeper"

qBad :"Let's go yeah! See, Pomme, what you just described is a perfect example of literally ALL of us together, have been able to help lift each other up, help make each other stronger. Your brother, Dapper, helped give you the skills you needed to be tough, he gave you knowledge and tools that could help you in this situation. Richas helped provide you with levity while you're out in the wilderness to help you have the motivation to stay alive yourself, right? Instead of doing it alone, you had this goofball to keep you company, right? Everybody in our life can help lift us up in some way, shape or form. What's interesting about burdens, Pomme, is the burdens that we help carry for others feel lighter to us because we're helping them and the burdens others help carry with us, feel lighter to them as well so when two people help carry each other's burdens where they can, it actually makes the weight lighter for both of them and that's what we're trying to do with you and that's what you're doing with us Pomme. You're shouldering a burden which is making it easier on your siblings, it's making it easier on everyone else, you know what that's called, Pomme? It's called love. That's when you love your family so much and you love your friends that you're willing to sacrifice to help them because you love them and you care about them, okay? So, you don't need to worry cuz we love you too, Pomme and we're going to keep you safe and hopefully you can help keep us safe and I just want to let you know we do appreciate it."

Pomme :"I will keep you safe, I would do anything so you all are safe

literally anything"

group hug

[zhongrin]

Yes. Imagine it like that. Cuz this is what I am about to do 😌💞

Rin slay for teasing Zhongli with the Moray confession 🧘❤️ and I am glad he has that treasure hoard, would be a shame if both of you would've lost these things :(

And heh I just thought of how Zhongli would speak - it's so difficult for me to write for him, I can't speak like he does ifbdkssbhsjsjs but I do it nonetheless to send Zhongli drabbles to my wonderful Zhongli lovers mutuals <3

ALHAITHAM FALLING FIRSZ OFMFBSJSJEBSB EIEBSBSNS JDJS AAAAAAAA

AORHDJJESJ YOU FALLING HARDER?? I CNANTJIDJDJSJSJ

And yes I can understand why it's hard for both of ya to see ya are in 💥✨ LOVE ✨💥 (istfg if ya won't see it - I'll make ya see it.)

AND ALRLRKR I JUST DIDNT WANT YOU TO FEEL UM PRESSURED TO SHIP IT RIN <33

help I can imagine one scene which happens always when the both of us are there

"The view is beautiful."

"Yes.. the stars are shining bright tonight."

".. I meant you, my angel."

"Baizhu, is this the revenge for me saying exactly the same to you yesterday?"

".. Kind of, but it is also the truth."

".." *becoming a blushing mess*

And next day it's swapped 🧘

If I have to, I would carry Baizhu up; but I thought about him summoning tendrils with his vision to pull the both of us up to the mountain *smart brain*

"momentarily forgetting about everything else and just basking in your presence <3" RIN DIDHDJOSBSJSKKS THATS SO CUTE OFMGFNDJSJK

RIN I WAS ALSO SPEECHLESS FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN;; HE LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS ALLERGIC TO THE VIOLETGRASS CUZ I LOST MY VOICE; HE WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

And Changsheng would. Yes. I can also see her receiving some food from Herbalist Gui then, and as Baizhu and me look confused, she says

"Herbalist Gui bet that you won't do it today. I bet that you will do it." (She is so sassy omfg)

AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE QIQI OFMGMGMFM I would totally braid her hair, remind her of things (basically being her notebook LMAO), go herb picking with her, help her, carry her around if she wants, do stretch exercises with her and EVERYTHING;; SHE HAS MY WHOLE HEART. SHE IS SUCH A CUTIE. 🤸❤️❤️

Next question; what was the first impression from Zhongli and Alhaitham of you? 💞

vi i am so sorry i know the moray is a lil typo but now all i can think is moray eel zhongli helpjflsjdlsjdls eel.. dragons... what's the difference right- 10/10 would still keep him in an aquarium

zhongli's a hoarder, for sure. if i don't control his hoarding tendencies at home i swear he would fill all the empty surfaces with various lil things..

i get you hshdjshdjdh it's both fun and hard writing for him hahahah al haitham is even worse, i will never be able to emulate canon al haitham's speaking pattern orz i really picked the two hardest characters whose speech patterns are the hardest to write as my faves huh lmao

it's the case of 'you have been with me for so long i just can't see you not being in it and oh shit do i love you that way but but but i don't want to risk it yk what this is fine-' 🤦🏻‍♀️

dw you will never pressure me to ship you with a character bc i will wholeheartedly always support it 100% like literally you can tell me tomorrow "hey so i don't like baizhu anymore and i wanna marry zhongli" and i'd be like YES FRIEND YOU MARRY THAT FINE ASS MAN WHEN IS THE WEDDING AND AM I INVITED 👍🏻

crying feral noises sTToooopPP THATS SO HSHDJSJDJSJDJD

truly the epitome of work smarter nor harder. i should tell zhongli to move the soil like a travelator the next time we're strolling around liyue's plains.

changsheng is like the eldest daughter of you two who's your no 1 supporter but also is so very tired of witnessing your romancing saga /j

qiqi is truly the cutest granddaughter material fr??? whenever she does the windy animation i just. i want to scoop her into my arms and carry her around ueueue

me rn: *presses vi's doll to baizhu's doll* NOW KISS

first impression you ask??? hmmmmm.

with zhongli, it's not that special at first because well, i'm just a normal mortal hooman who just so happens to be one of his friend's follower hehe

with al haitham, he probably thought i was a nuisance lol i imagine it's something like "who is this kid and why is she in grandma's house. i'm just trying to read this storybook in peace." bc we first met when my grandma came over for tea. he was pleasantly surprised to see me not bother him and take up a book to read instead tho.

hbu??? i'd imagine baizhu had the scare of his life seeing someone almost fall over right in front of him hskdjskd

[charliedawn]

Hi hun i had a thought and I'm curious as to how the slashers would react to reader or a person with the ability to create, control and manipulate blood as they please?

not really a fic req but if this isn't 4 u then dw about answering hun 🥰

(if u want something more specific, like they're able to solidify blood in shapes and objects and use it as their mask or shape it into an arrow or mug idk, maybe they can make someone's blood vessels pop/burst etc)

Freddy :

" Hum..Wait a d*mn minute..You have super powers ?!"

Freddy would be excited. I mean, he would try to make you use your powers as much as possible. He would find it so cool and useful and would just want you to try it on him as many times as possible (in his dream world). He wants you to make his brain (or other parts of his body) explode, just so he can scare the nurses and everyone around. As far as he's concerned ? He loves it. You're the perfect prank buddy.

He wouldn't really care. Pennywise is a giant brown spider that feeds on kids. Who would he be to judge or fear you ? However, once he's seen what you can do ? He would most likely ask you to blow his bodies up or use their blood to form certain things just for the fun of it. He would laugh and just support you the best he can.

" Best power ever ! Come on, how about we blow this body right there ?!"

"Is it contagious ?"

First question he asks. Dennis would find it weird at first and would try to find out if it is some kind of disease or something. But, once he knows it isn't ? He would slowly get used to it and just wear a lot of products on him, just in case. Plus let's be honest, controlling blood cells is not very hygienic for him and blood is the hardest thing to wash after all. Just, try to use it as little as possible around him.

Michael wouldn't really mind, even though would be a bit worried that you use your powers against him. But, once his worries gone ? He'd keep treating you the same way he has from the beginning. Michael is still alive because he's always cautious. He doesn't let anything escape his eyes and is a good slasher, because he's very observant. He would have figured it out eventually. But, he's still glad he learned it from you first. He acknowledges honesty.

"And ?"

Arthur doesn't see anything wrong with it. In fact, he would ask why it would bother him ? He's seen his share of blood and guts. It doesn't scare or disgust him anymore. Actually, he would maybe even ask you if you could kill some of the people he has a problem with ? (besides Batman, that one is for him and him alone to kill) But, if you want to talk ? He would listen and comfort you.

" Oh really ? You have powers too ?"

Five would obviously ask if you're like him ? If you gained your powers from birth and if you're born on the same day as him and his siblings ? He would be curious and ask you lots of questions about your abilities and how you acquired them ? Also, maybe ask you to show him and his family ? In case they have an answer or you're just one of the lucky children that their father never found..

" I can do that too ! Look !"

Don't forget that Penny also manipulates blood and would most likely be excited to see someone else like him, other than Pennywise that is. He would show you his own abilities proudly, probably by killing a nurse that was walking by or something. So, for him, it's totally natural and wouldn't mind. He loves blood, it's a big part of his usual meals..

Now, don't take it personally, but Brahms doesn't like the sight of blood. Strange for a slasher, right ? Well, it's not the small amount or the act of killing in itself. He just doesn't like the sight of blood in huge quantity. The texture and the smell makes him nauseous and he will probably panic when you first mention it, even more if you show him. It will take time for him to get used to it. For the moment, unless it's crucial, don't use it in front of him..

Jason would not be afraid to tell you that he already found you extraordinary before, you just proved him what he already knew. He is the slasher with the most impressive kill count. A little blood doesn't scare him. If you feel self-conscious about your power ? He would be there to help and make you feel better.

" Monster ? I don't see a monster..You're perfect.."

He would just tell you what he always wanted to hear. He would reassure you and insist that there is nothing wrong with you.

[divinefireangel]

Hey there!!! Can you please write a smut on SF9 finding out their partner reading smuts 🥺🌝 (I want to see how dirty they can go🌝) And if you don't want to write for all of them then maybe you can just do it for any member you're comfortable to write on. Literally, ANY MEMBER WOULD WORK. I really want to read something like this haha🤭

Also, I genuinely love your writings! I'm new to Tumblr but I'm literally binge reading your posts. Gosh you're talented as fuck😫💗✨

Lots of love, and thank youuuu💕

OMG YES YES YES YES

TMI: Not gonna lie, I was thinking about this when my mom came into my room to talk to me, and my recent story was literally right there just open and I was panicking. Although she doesn't know anything 💀. She's cute like that, my mom.

You are so sweet anon 🥺🥺. Go on make me cry with your lovely words 😭. I will try my best to write more and sorry this took so long 💞💖 LOVE YOU 💓

S/O reads Smuts 🤭

Disclaimer: This is just a work of fiction. If this piece of fan fiction is offensive to any celebrity, fandom or culture please let me know so I can take it down. Also note that this is my version of a character or celeb, which will vary from person to person.

Copyright: Please note that this is my work and if you want to publish this on any other platform, take my permission before doing so. Taking an author's work and posting it somewhere else without any intimation is just disrespectful. I readily welcome suggestions and criticisms. That being said, Happy reading! 🤍

Warnings: 18+ ages and all readers (nothing specified with respect to gender, appearance, etc of reader). Rough sex (YB). Thigh riding (IS). Dick riding (JY). Marking. Biting. Humping. Dining table sex (DW). Low key strength kink? Idk (RW). Biting using teeth (ZH). Exhibitionism. Terrace sex (TY). Slight voyeurism. Oral - reader receiving (HY). Somehow I end up writing the filthiest things for Hwi. Cockwarming to sex (CH). It's really difficult to think of 9 different things for 9 different people😤. Also some may be unprotected sex, don't do it unless you want kids. Lmk if I need to add more!

Word Count: HAH jokes 😂

All members under the cut!

Youngbin

Doesn't understand at first 💀

But he isn't scared to ask so he'll just ask you

The panic on your face makes him panic

Apologizes 🥺

Then you explain that it's no big deal and that it's just a story

But he saw his name 💀💀💀

So he's curious and so he does research aka Googles it

Has a mixed reaction, doesn't know what to think

On one hand, he's flattered...?

Like, oh sweet, you are reading a story about him probably railing you to death

On the other hand, why are you reading it?

Did he not satisfy you enough? Should he do more? He wants to

So he will pick a random one, read it and be like, Okay. This is how it's gonna play tonight

So determined 🥺

Picks you up for your date and stuff

Timeskip to the bedroom by a steamed dumpling Dawon

So touchy and observant

Tries his best to remember what was in the story

Forgets but that's okay tho cause now he knows what you want

More Dom than usual

More vocal than usual

His grip on your skin leaves so many bruises and literal fingerprint shaped marks

Bites your neck a lot

Doesn't hold back one bit

Secretly satisfies his wishes too

Teases you for being so ready

Teases you for every reaction

Pulls your hair

Overstimulates you

Until you're tired and can't take it anymore

He could go for a round more

So he does

It's also like, he's lowkey angry at himself cause you were reading smut which made him think, maybe you thought he was too vanilla

But after you've both cooled down you ask him what happened and why he was so rough, not that you had a problem

Expresses his concerns and you tell him that you read those only cause you wanted to know what the fandom thinks of him and the way they think he likes to have sex

Blushy babyyyy

So cute 🥺

Inseong

Bro

Do I even need to 😂

He's probably written a few 💀

He seems like he's into roleplay 👀

So when he does find a tab open on your phone about literal PORN, in words

He doesn't think much of it tbh

But is curious

He'll tease you like you are both high schoolers

Holds you phone up high so you can't reach it

Satisfied when you whine and pout

Tucks your phone in his back pocket and grabs your face

" I think it's hot "

Peck's your lips and slaps your butt leaving you wide eyed

You need a minute to process what just happened lol

Running after him you pull him down on the couch, sitting on hids lap

Bite you lip and grab his face pls

Now he's wide eyed 😂

Kiss his neck and talk to him sexily

" Do you really like that I read smut? "

You look so innocent he would cum right there

Poor man is dumbfolded

So much that he doesn't even realize you were grinding down on his thigh the whole while

Grabbing your hips he nudges your hips to continue their movement

Loves having you so close

Especially after discovering your secret

Suck him off after and he'll do any and everything for you 😉

Jaeyoon

Oo this one is fun

He won't confront you immediately

He'll just think about it a lot

" How are they so cute when they read such things for fun? "

Stares at you from across the room

Smirks at your cute smiles

Timeskip this time by Baek Huru

Surprises you by kissing your neck

Humps your butt

Pecks you neck

Rolls your nipples in his fingers

Moans in your ear, deeply and hoarsely

Pulls away dragging you to the bed

Sits near the headboard

Beckons you to come closer and naked 👀

Forces your dick in you, slowly tho, don't worry

Doesn't give you a lot of time to react

But, all this seems familiar

Then you realize that he's trying to recreate the imagine you were reading before

The whole idea made you hot

Istg you've never finished so soon

He tells you that you don't need to read those stories when you have the real deal right there

Sanghyuk

Smug bastard

He's happy that you're thinking and reading about him even when he isn't with you

He will actually read the warnings and is mildly surprised lol

Wow you really into all that?

He has no shame so he will ask you directly

You stop doing what you're doing and just slowly turn towards him

He's scared lmao

Then explains himself and says sorry

Tbh, you're more shocked that he isn't angry

Blinking you slowly make him sit on the dining table chair

Pacing you start to think of and explanation now

Is there any explanation for reading smut? Idk 😂

Honestly, he asked you so that you could actually do what the warnings said in real life

Gets up, takes your hand pulling you close and lifts you, making you sit on the dining table

Removes his shirt before kissing you intensely

Tells you that he wants to fuck you on the table like in the smut

Nodding you let him take over

Makes you cum twice easily

It's more romantic than rough

Passionate, very passionate

Kisses you a lot

Hands on you all over you

Pulls you closer and closer by your thighs

Lays you down and fucks you till your back is no where on the table

Sweet reassuring smooches when you're done

Tells you to talk to him about such ideas rather than just reading them

Seokwoo

He is shocked™

Listen okay

He's tall

He's scared that he'll hurt you if he does what he wants without thinking

Reads multiple smuts 💀

Only the ones you've liked so far tho

Fuckin uses your account so yeah obviously

Now he'll be ready to talk to you about it

So shy omg

Stutters words out cause he's so flustered

You need to read his mind, literally

Once, somehow you are finally clear about what he was talking about

You'd just laugh at his cuteness

Boy is confused ??

Pushing him down on the bed you climb on top of him

Yes climb

Needy but still shy and shocked

Wastes no time in getting naked

Allows you to do whatever you want to him

No, really

Let's you take charge that is only until you tease him

Flips you and thrusts into you so hard the bed is shaking and you feel like it might break

Strong grips on your thighs and hips and belly and arms

Definitely sore for a few many days 💀

Juho

I'm not sure tbh

Either he won't care at all like

" Oh yeah this is just their thing "

Or he'd be so into it like hed wonder why you were reading it, was it for ideas?

He already has those so you don't need them from someone else

He won't ask you about it tho

But you will bring up an idea that was in one of them

And he's down

Or up, whichever you want

Asks you what you want more times than usual

But it doesn't make sense cause you're literally going crazy with the way his cock feels inside you and he asks you what you want?

Starts moving before you answer

Asks you again and again till all you can say out loud is " More "

He's fine with that answer

Hands above your head

Teeth scraping your the front of your throat drawing so many sounds from you

He's driving his dick in you so fast that you're moving away from him

Praises you with his deep ass voice

Gives you his Vampire stare™

That's all you need to cum undone

Keeps it a secret, won't ask you unless you bring up your little extracurricular activity 😌

Yoo Taeyang

SHY BABYYYYY

So pink when he realizes what you're reading lol

But he's so mesmerised that he goes on reading it 😂

You catch him looking at your phone, no big deal

But he's looking at it as though he saw a ghost

He's turned on but at the same time he's appalled

Do people see him like that? Do you want him to be that?

He's gonna need a lot of time to process the information

When you reassure him that he doesn't need to change anything at all, he's more calm then

But on a fine ass blue moon, his fine ass is gonna decide that he's gonna try something new

So there you are, on the terrace talking to someone on the phone. After ending the call he'll come and hug you from behind

It's all aww so cute till you feel his dick press into your butt

Forces your head back to rest on hius shoulder slowly but hotly

Unbuttons your jeans and pulls them down in one swift motion and his hands are all over you

Somehow the idea of having sex in the open night sky is so exciting

Stops just before you reach your high so that he can fuck you

You're leaning on the terrace wall

Face pressed slightly on it as your butt sticks out for him

Giving him permission to do anything to you

The orgasm hits you so fast but it's so fulfilling 🤤

And your pants are being pulled up even faster 💀

Maybe you should leave smut laying around

Youngkyun

You've found the saucuest lil smut about your boyfriend

He's sitting at the table, on his laptop composing and writing songs while you are here on the bed, blanket over your legs

Now see, you aren't really one to get off of smut but this particular one was so realistic

The description

The reaction

The dialogues

Reading it made you body move on instinct

Lower lip getting stck in your teeth

Hand travelling down to your privates

Your hips thrusting forward into your hand and fingers

Your breathy moans, that you tried your best to stick to, were louyd enough for him to hear

At first he thought you were doing a breathing practice or something

That is until he recognized the pattern

Lifting his blank phone up, he moved it to look at you through it

Boy is so shocked

It's like his own private porn show

Placing it back on the table gently, he moves the blanket slowly, getting under it

Licking his lips, he tucks his tongue out, licking the area that your fingers just slid over

Gasping at the sudden feeling you drop your phone and move your blanket off

You inevitably moan at the sinful sight below you

Your lovely boyfriend, looking up at you through his lashes, tongue coated with his saliva and your leaking juices

Holding your wrist, he nudges you to continue what you were doing, with his tongue never leaving you

Gripping your thighs, he bites your inner thigh as you work yourself closer to your high

After you cum, he'll lick off all your juices

Then he'll be all sweet asking you what you were reading

Round 2? 😉

Chanhee

He'll find it funny 💀

Why do people write these things

Why do people read these things

What is the use?

He is partly curious lol

When you tell him it stimulates the necessary regions, boy is shook

Then he's like nah

So you make him read one

He can't even make it halfway through lol

The foreplay itself made him hard enough to want you and to want to be in you

Grabs the phone and sits next to you

" I'm hard "

You look at him like boy what

Then he tell you that he now understood why people read them and that he's happy that people read them too help themselves

And you're like okay and what's the point

Pulls you on his lap

Whines at the feeling of to your butt on his arousal

Makes you stand now lol

Pulls his pants to his thighs and even yours

Places himself in you so that now when you sit on his lap again, not only is your back to his chest

Also his dick is in you

Somehow finishes the rest of the fic and just thrusts up into you

Cause you feel so heavently around him

Goes on and on and on till you're bouncing on his lap

Cums in you and just stays there till you finish your work

Still has mixed feeling now tho

Cause if reads them he wants you to be there near him and he wants to read more cause these fics are very addicting

[maybeimamuppet]

picking teams- chapter 3: janis

helloooo everyone happy wednesday wooooo!! 

we’re back with this yaaaay! some of you might notice there’s a pretty major change from the last janis chapter (nothing that impacts the plot dw) which is fun!! the fun part of this is that y’all basically get to see this book happen in real time so i might occasionalllyyyyy do that as the plot develops just to make sure everything lines up :) sorry :p

anyhoo!! into this woo

tw for 

homo/lesbophobia 

abuse mention

discussion of bullying 

and as always if i’ve missed something please let me know so i can add it :)

enjoy!

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Janis continues suffering through first period math. It's only day two, but still. 

The girl wasn't there this morning, so she has nothing to fret over and keep her awake. She tries to pay attention, but she already doesn't know what's going on. Polynomials? Variables? Nothing is clicking. 

Janis jumps a bit when the bell rings, signaling the end of class. She grabs her spiky backpack from the ground and shoves her notebook into it. Her pencil gets tucked behind her ear, and she's off. Or so she thinks. 

"Janis, can I talk to you for a second?" Ms. Norbury asks gently. Janis freezes and turns around just before she makes it out of the classroom. 

Damian turns as well, but Janis waves him off. He gives her a joking salute and heads off on his way to his next class. Janis heads over to the teacher's desk, fiddling with the end of her backpack strap and refusing to meet her eye. 

"What do you need?" she mumbles. 

"Is everything okay? You seem distracted," Ms. Norbury says. Janis loathes the amount of concern in her tone. "It's only the second day, I don't want to see you slipping. Especially not with you on the football team this year. A lot of people are really proud of you, you know. I'd hate to see you lose that." 

"Lose it?" 

"If your grade slips below a C in any class you're benched," Ms. Norbury says. "School policy, it's that way for all the sports. If you can't get it back up after a month you'll be kicked off the team." 

Shit, Janis thinks. She cannot lose her place now. And especially not like this. 

"I-I'm fine," she says hastily. "I'll do better." 

"Everything's okay at home?" Ms. Norbury asks gently. "If something is going on we have people to talk to." 

"Yeah, whole lotta good they do," Janis scoffs under her breath. "Look, everything's fine. It's just... early. I'm gonna be late for art." 

"Of course, go ahead," Ms. Norbury says. "And Janis." Janis pauses to look at her. "We can help you, if you need. You just have to ask." 

Janis nods, turning on her heel and heading out. 

"You just have to ask," she mocks under her breath. 

She hadn't technically lied. Everything is okay at home, now. Her dad finally got enough money together to kick her homophobic and abusive mother to the curb for good. Janis got a cat. Her sister loves her, and her dad has been her rock like always. 

The problems are at school. 

Regina may not target her directly anymore, but she's still the head bitch in charge. Of everyone. 

Ever the dictator, she has every single clique in the school wrapped around her finger. They'll bend over backwards to do whatever she wants. And for what? Fifteen minutes of fame? 

Janis is reminded of her power as soon as she steps foot into the halls. Her so called teammates shoving her against the lockers, the girls Regina wouldn't even wipe her shoes with looking in disgust at her clothes and hair and makeup. Like their opinions matter. 

But Janis has been through worse. And she knows she'll make it through this.

Just two more years. 

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"Oh!" Damian says around a mouthful of his tuna sandwich at lunch. "You'll never guess who was at tryouts yesterday."

"Dolly Parton."

"Oh my god, I wish," Damian sighs dramatically. "But no."

"Jolene," Janis says. A glare is her only response. "I give up, who?" she sighs. She's really not in the mood for this sort of thing today, but she'll always humor Damian. 

"Your little crush. Her name is Cady, by the way." Damian says. 

"She's not my crush!" 

"You were totally ogling her the first day!" Damian retaliates. "Not that I blame you. Little slice like that."

"So was she any good?" Janis asks, attempting to steer the conversation away from any hint of crushes. 

"Yes, oh my god she's incredible," Damian says, dramatically reaching across the table. "She can do all this crazy tumbling stuff, she's been practicing since she was really little. She didn't even need mats, coach just asked her to show some stuff and she tumbled from one end of the gym to the other. She's our head flyer this year."

"Yeah, I'm sure Regina isn't biased at all," Janis huffs, peeking around him to the Plastics table. Cady is sitting there looking very tense, but smiling and nodding along with the other three. "But if she's good enough then I guess it's not so bad." 

"Just wait," Damian says. "It's crazy. She's like one of those wind up toys."

"I'll have to see for myself," Janis chuckles. "Can I have your pickle?"

"Paws off, pickle whore," Damian says, batting her hands away. "Mine." 

Janis grabs it anyway and takes a bite, grinning mischievously. "Ours."

"You're so mean to me."

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There are three decent places in school, according to Janis. 

The art room, which has always been Janis' safe haven. Everyone in there knows her. They're on her side. None of Regina's little cronies. 

The gym. Specifically, for football practices. Damian was right, most of her teammates suck. They're merciless, and they don't listen, and think that she's incapable. But she's found an... acquaintance, in Aaron Samuels. And she always gets to work on tackling. Sometimes getting her rage out is extra fun. 

She likes to think her old therapist would be proud. Probably not, but she can dream.

The last place, surprisingly, is her chemistry class. The work doesn't necessarily come easy to her. At least not as easily as it does to Damian. But it's interesting stuff, and right after lunch, which makes it easier to focus on. 

Or it would be, if not for a certain girl. 

Janis doesn't even know her name. All she knows is that she sits directly in front of her. That she has the most beautiful auburn curls which are apparently totally natural. That she's absolutely brilliant. 

Oh, and that she's Regina's latest prized catch. 

It would be almost perfect if not for that. None of the other Plastics are in their chemistry class, nobody who reports to them. It's a perfect haven. If only Regina hadn't gotten to her first. 

Janis doesn't even know if she should risk it. Talking to her. God only knows what twisted tales Regina has put in her head already. What she already knows about her. 

So much for chemistry. 

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Janis grumbles quietly to herself as she gets changed in the locker room after school. She really is not in the mood for practice today. At least they don't have to wear all the padding yet. 

She texts her dad to let her know when she'll be home as she exits the locker room and heads into the main gym. 

"Heads up!" 

Janis snaps her head up from her phone when she hears the scattered warnings from around the gym. One of the cheerleaders is working on a tumbling pass and heading right towards her. She doesn't have enough time to get out of the way, so, instinctively, Janis drops her phone and holds her arms out.

The girl winds up landing in them perfectly, leaving Janis holding her bridal style and both of them blinking at each other in surprise. It turns out to be the new girl Janis saw on their first day. The one from chemistry class. The one that Damian teases her so mercilessly about. Of course. 

"Nice catch!" the girl chirps. What did Damian say her name was? "Sorry about that, are you okay?"

"Uh... yeah. Yeah, I'm fine," Janis replies as she gently sets the girl back down on her feet. "Nice... um... flippy thing." 

"Thanks," the girl giggles. She spies Janis' phone on the ground and bends to pick it up. "I really am sorry, I should've paid more attention before I started tumbling."

"No, I wasn't here when you started. My fault," Janis chuckles shyly, dusting off her phone and sliding it back into her pocket. "I was in the locker room and walked in your way."

"Locker room? Are you on the team too?"

"Not this one," Janis says. "I'm on the football team." 

"Really?"

"Yep. First girl ever on the team," Janis mumbles, trying not to show how proud of herself she is. 

"That's really cool, um..."

"Janis."

"That's really cool, Janis," the girl grins. "I'm Cady."

"That's it!" Janis says. Cady looks at her in confusion. "Sorry, uh... Damian, there, is my best friend. He tells me about you guys sometimes. I couldn't remember what he said your name was."

"Oh!" Cady says with a nod. "He's really nice."

"Yeah," Janis sighs, begrudgingly waving back as Damian waves at her. He gestures between the two of them and wags his eyebrows. "He can be."

"Cady, stop talking to that dyke and get over here, we need to get back to work," Regina yells. Cady looks apologetic as she starts making her way back over. 

"Sorry," she mouths. Janis shrugs. 

"It's fine. I have my own practice I'm late for anyway," she says back. Cady grins and turns around to run back to her team. Janis flips Damian off as she heads outside to the field for warm ups. He blows her a kiss in return and starts stretching.

-

Janis is deep in thought during conditioning. She only really met the girl twenty minutes ago, but something just felt... right. Cady fit into her arms so well. Her giggles were so sweet, her eyes so green. And she even apologized for Regina being mean. 

Damn it, not again.

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"So you finally met Cady," Damian says as they walk home together. 

"Yeah."

"Thoughts?"

"No."

"Mood," Damian says. "But really, what did you think of her?"

"What does it matter? Regina already has her under her wing, she'll be brainwashed against me before much longer," Janis huffs, adjusting her bag of gear. "She already knows I'm gay, too, that's not gonna do me any favors." 

"Just because Regina called you a... that, doesn't mean Cady thinks it's true," Damian says. "I don't even think Cady would know what it means."

"How could she not know?"

"She's from Africa," Damian says. Janis stops in her tracks. 

"She what?!" she says. "Then why is she-"

"Her parents are, like, animal scientists or something, they were there for research. Cady said her mom got a new job and they had to move back here," Damian says. 

"Oh. That's... kinda cool, actually," Janis says, resuming their trek home. 

"So Regina aside, how do we feel about her?" Damian urges. 

"Again, why does it matter? She's probably straight," Janis sighs. 

"No straight person wears that much flannel," Damian says. "Just humor me, come on."

"Fine. She seemed sweet, and I think she's cute," Janis says. "But again, nothing is gonna happen, because she's probably straight and she's been kidnapped by Regina."

"Ooooooh," Damian teases, decidedly ignoring the second half of her sentence. "You think she's cuuuuuuuute. Janis likes a giiiiiiiiiirl."

"I didn't stand a chance, she literally fell into my arms," Janis says pleadingly. "She's so tiny. And her hair is so pretty, and her eyes are this really pretty green. And she's nice."

"Damn," Damian chuckles. "You're in deep." 

"I only talked to her once, shut up," Janis huffs, unlocking her front door and dropping all her gear in a pile. "I have chem homework, help me." 

"Bossy."

"I'll help you with English."

"Fine," Damian grumbles. "Will you at least feed me first?" 

"Yeah, come on," Janis sighs. Damian claps and follows her to the kitchen. Janis lets him raid the fridge while she grabs a few of her protein packs to snack on. 

"Do you have any classes with the Plastics this year?" Damian asks as he pours himself some cereal. 

"Well, Gretchen is in our algebra class, you've seen her," Janis replies around some almonds. "And Karen is in my study hall. But no Regina, luckily."

"Any Cady?"

"Would you give it a rest?" Janis huffs. "I don't even like her that much."

"That implies that you like her," Damian says. "Dish, bitch, c'mon. Chop chop."

"If you must know, we have chemistry together," Janis sighs. 

"Hell yeah you do."

"Get out of my house," Janis huffs. 

"You can't get rid of me," Damian teases. "You need me for my brains."

"Yeah right," Janis chuckles. "I need you for your hugs." 

"Come here," Damian coaxes. Janis shuffles over and leans into him lazily. Damian wraps his arms around her and gives her his best hug. "Not to, like, reiterate my point or anything, but if you ever want Cady's number..."

"Oh my god!" 

"Janny?" a voice calls, accompanying footsteps on the stairs. "Is that you?" 

"No, I'm a robber," Janis calls back. Her little sister, Stevie, glares at her as she makes her way to the kitchen. "Hey, TV." 

"Hey, doofus," Stevie says. 

"How was school?" Janis says, ruffling her hair as Stevie shuffles up for a hug. Stevie shrugs. 

"School." 

"Fair enough. Homework?" Janis hums. 

"Already done," Stevie beams. "It's fourth grade. Not like it's hard." 

"Alright, Elle Woods," Janis snorts. Realization dawns on her and she glares at Damian, who waggles his eyebrows in delight. "Fuck you, that's your fault." 

Stevie gasps in horror at the profanity. "Janny, you have to put a dollar in the swear jar." 

"Oh, do I?" Janis hums teasingly. "I don't see Dad anywhere. Unless... you're gonna snitch." 

"I might," Stevie hums. "What's in it for me?" 

"You're getting too clever for your own good," Janis sighs. "I'll make dinner."

"Deal," Stevie grins, extending a hand for her to shake. Janis takes it and rolls her eyes. 

"Dad working late again?" 

"Yeah. He left a note, he should be home by eight," Stevie sighs. Janis grins sadly. 

Their dad is a lawyer, often working strange hours or long days. He's always home in time to tuck them in, but beyond that, they can never be sure when he'll be home. Janis is happy to step in to help with Stevie whenever she can. Stevie is less happy with the arrangement, but knows complaining won't help anything. Plus, it gives her ample opportunity to annoy her big sister. 

"What do you want to eat?" Janis asks. 

"We have dino nuggets," Stevie offers. 

"I can't feed you dino nuggets every time, Steve," Janis hums. "Something healthy this time, c'mon." 

"You guys have chicken and some vegetables," Damian offers, rifling through their fridge again. 

"That and I get to watch a horror movie," Stevie insists. 

"No way. You're nine, go watch... Disney Channel or something," Janis says. "You're not getting another deal out of me." 

"Fiiiiine," Stevie sighs, picking up their cat and huffing off to the living room to go watch TV. 

"I love you!" Janis calls, almost teasing. 

"Yeah, yeah," Stevie huffs. "Love you too." 

"Ever the charmer," Damian grins. 

"Runs in the family," Janis smirks back. "Alright, help me while I cook and you get dinner too."

"Works for me." 

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"I'm home! Jan, you got a package, sweetheart," Janis' dad calls as he opens the door a few hours later. Janis peeks up from her algebra homework she and Damian had been struggling through. 

"Ooh, package," Damian teases. "Sweetheart."

"Shut up," Janis scoffs, shoving him slightly and going to greet her father. "Hey, Papa." 

"Hey, rock star," her father grins. 

"How was work? Any murderers?"

"You know I'm not that kind of lawyer, Janis," her father hums with a chuckle. 

"Doesn't mean I can't hope," Janis grins. "Dinner's in the fridge. Steve's in the shower." 

"Thank you, hon," her dad says, relief visible in his eyes as he pecks Janis' forehead and heads to the kitchen. "Hi, Damian, how are you, son?"

"I'm good, thanks, Mr. Sarkisian," Damian says back. "Jan, I gotta go home. Curfew." 

"Okay. Goodnight," Janis says. Damian gives her a hug goodbye and grabs his bag before he heads out. 

"How was school, rock star?" her father asks, sitting next to her at the table with his reheated dinner while Janis tries to keep going with her homework. 

"Fine," Janis says, refusing to meet his eye. 

"You teenagers and your one word answers," her dad huffs. "You have that Ms. Norbury again? My coworker handled her latest divorce. Poor woman." 

"Yeah. Algebra," Janis sighs, tapping the end of her pencil against her workbook. 

"How's that going?" 

"Kind of like a baby giraffe taking its first steps," Janis sighs. "I'm two days in and I already got a talking to." 

"Well, baby giraffes all learn to walk eventually. You'll get there," her dad says. "Why don't you take a break? Open your box?" 

"Okay," Janis says. Her dad offers the knife he has yet to use on his dinner. Janis takes it to slice through the tape on the box and pulls the flaps open. 

Her dad grins as she pulls out her official jersey and varsity jacket for the year. "Put it on." 

Janis tugs the soft fabric over her shoulders, shrugging her way into blue and yellow. She holds her arms out and does a spin so her dad can assess it. 

"Look at that quarterback," her dad says. "Best that school ever did see." 

"I dunno about that," Janis chuckles sardonically. 

"What makes you say that?" 

"Nothing," Janis says hastily. Her dad raises an eyebrow, and Janis crumbles. "My teammates... don't exactly like me." 

"Are they hurting you?" her dad asks in concern, gently grabbing her arm. 

"Not... really," Janis says. "I get... shoved around. Stuff on my locker. Y'know, normal stuff." 

"That's not normal, pumpkin," her dad says. 

"Can we drop it? Please? There's nothing we can do about it. You can't pull me out of school and save the day again," Janis huffs. Her dad  blinks at her in shock. "Sorry. I'm sorry, I just... I don't wanna talk about it." 

"Alright," her dad murmurs, gently brushing Janis' hair out of her face. "If you change your mind..."

"I know where to find you," Janis replies. 

"Good," her dad says gently. Janis sneaks one of his green beans, and promptly chokes on it when her father asks, "So are there any cute girls around this year?" 

"What?!" 

"That's not a no," her dad teases gently. 

"Not you too," Janis groans. She catches onto her mistake as soon as her dad raises an eyebrow. "Forget I said that." 

"Whatever you say, hon," her dad says knowingly. 

"There is... one," Janis mumbles. "She's new."

"Oh?" her dad hums. "Tell me more." 

"She's head cheerleader," Janis sighs. "Regina already got to her." 

"Doesn't mean you can't get to her too," her dad says. "Show her the right way. If she's new this year she's gonna need a good friend to show her what Regina's really about."

"I don't know how to talk to her, though," Janis whines. "Like, 'hey, your friend is a scum sucking fart mouth life ruiner who almost killed me, you should come be my friend instead'? She'd think I'm nuts!" 

"Well, maybe don't come off quite that strong," her dad chuckles, swallowing his last bite and heading to wash his dishes. Janis follows, perching on the counter and pouting down at her tights-covered legs. "Just... be a friend. Nothing says you have to replace Regina. If this girl has any sense she'll catch on soon enough." 

"But how do I even start talking to her? We only spoke for the first time today and it was, like, four sentences before Regina called me a dyke and I had to go to practice," Janis says. 

"I think you can work that out on your own," her dad says, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. "You're a big girl."

"But-"

"But for now, I think you need to get back to that algebra, missy." 

"Fiiiine."

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thanks for reading!

lots of love,

ezzy

[t0shii]

scary video games with hq boys

suna rintaro, kenma kozume, matsukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro, nishinoya yuu, tanaka ryunosuke x gn!r

!warnings! mentions of death, gore, etc. some slight game spoilers but tbh it's nothing major so dw! rlly just fluff! light swearing, nothing major.

pt. 2 here

SUNA RINTARO.

plays scary video games very often & is lq a scaredy cat but never lets it show. he especially likes when u sit in his lap & either watch him play or where ur hugging him w ur cheek smushed against his shoulder. holds u super tight during the scariest scenes

currently you were sitting on your boyfriend rintaro's lap, chin resting on his shoulder while he played the latest resident evil game. at first you were watching him play while sitting beside him but after a while it became too much to watch so you took to moving to his lap for comfort.

you could feel sleep creeping up to you, eyelids droopy, cheek smushed on your boyfriends shoulder, that was until rin's character died and screamed so loud you jolted awake, which seemed to startle the boy.

"sorry baby" he says with a sigh, rubbing your back soothingly, "just a few more minutes and i'll be done." to which you nod in response, then lay your head back unto his shoulder, trying your very best not to fall asleep before he was finished.

KENMA KOZUME.

u sitting in his lap while he gamed is nothing but routine at this point. he loves when u hold him while he plays so either sitting in his lap OR sitting behind him is a must must must!! he plays any and all type of games as we know but he seems to gravitate towards scary ones sometimes just so youll hold him a little tighter wont admit it tho

currently you sat behind your boyfriend kenma, both legs beside his. you had originally been playing a game of your own until you got bored of it and opted to playing with kenma's hair instead, putting little braids in it, taking them out and repeating. he never once broke distraction from the game but honestly the game he was playing, outlast, was getting a little too gorey even for you. you wrapped your arms around his waist and rested your face atop his shoulder, "ken," you mumbled, a little muffled from your mouth being pressed against his shoulder but you weren't sure he heard you as there was no reply. "hey ken," you said a little louder than the last, "hm?" you heard him repsond. "can you.. uhm play a different game now?" you mumbled shyly. "is this one boring?" he pause the game and turned his head slightly to look at you . "oh no! it's just that... it's a little scary." he looked at you for a second and blinked once before responding, "let me save real quick, yeah?" to which you nodded in response.

"what d'ya want me to play?" he asked looking back at you again, "anything is fine, ken." he nodded at that and opened a different game. "babe, i thought you liked horror games?" kenma questioned. "yeah i do! that one was just a little too much i think." you explained you got a hum in response while he continued the new game.

MATSUKAWA ISSEI.

he and makki, always playing games together. hes not the biggest gamer & rlly only plays mainstream games

currently, issei was in his gaming chair playing the last of us 2 ,whilst you layed in bed and watched. you had watched him play through the first game so of course you wanted to watch this time too! what you werent ready for was the major character death in the beginning of the game!

issei swore he was hearing something your muffled tears odd but he couldn't tell what it was, that was until he paused his game and heard you cried on your shared bed. "baby?" he called out before walking over to you, "are you crying?" "yes," you said softly under the comforter through little hiccups. "oh baby." he said with a slight chuckle, sitting next to you on the edge of the bed, "c'mere." and when you did you were met with strong arms engulfing you in a hug. "i know it's sad but it's only a game, angel." he explains before kissing the crown of your head

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO.

again he and mattsun play games all the time with eachother! honestly only plays horror games occasionally and their usually only mainstream tbh.

you and your boyfriend makki were sitting on your shared bed, you in between his legs watching him playing little nightmares. to be honest you were trying your best to pay attention but the chase sequences were starting to get to you, especially as the antagonists all piled up to eat his character.

"makki... i don't think i like this game." you admitted shyly. "oh, why?" he asked raising a brow you couldn't even see, "it's pretty popular though.", "yeah but the chase sequences are really scary makki." you whined leaning your head back on his shoulder. "it's almost over, dont worry." he said with a smile while looking down at you and pampering your cheek with a million little kisses to make you feel better.

NISHINOYA YUU.

i swear he stays up so goddamn late playing games with his bestie tanaka it's almost annoying but his hushed giggles when tanaka makes a joke that only the two of you would actually find funny makes it worth it! don't let him near horror games omg.

you have no idea why you let yuu choose a horror game, he was shrieking every 5 minutes even when nothing was happening on the screen. currently, he was playing PT and you sat beside him, laughing at his exaggerated reactions all the while getting scared at the jumpscares just as bad as he was.

"babe i'm not answering that phone, nuh uh,no way" he said pausing the game and looking at you. "yuu the guide says you have to in order to progress!" you giggle at him. "well i guess i'm just not gonna progress!" he exclaims dramatically, tossing the controller somewhere in the room. "besides, i'd rather cuddle with you instead." he grins throwing himself onto you, causing you to fall. "you're such a scaredy-cat." you laugh rolling your eyes, while combing your hands through his spikey hair.

TANAKA RYUNOSUKE.

actually is super passionate abt his horror games 😤 hes a pussy but pushes through every time.

you liked watching your boyfriend ryu play games, but this game just wasn't doing it for you. currently he was playing outlast 2, and the atmosphere was creeping you out so bad you had to look away, not only that but the chase sequences were making you feel anxious.

"holy fuck stop chasing me damnit." ryu mumbled under his breath as the veiled antagonist chased him for what seemed like the 10th time. and honestly you couldn't take it anymore. you snaked your arms around his waist from behind and rested your eyes over his shoulder. "you doing okay?" he asked, a little concerned. "can you take a break from this one ryu?" you mumbled. he thought for a minute before pausing his game and turning to look at you, "is my baby scared?" hey cooed at you, which you nod a yes in response. hugging you real tight he says, "of course we can take a break but only if i get cuddles in return." it was a deal you simply could not refuse.

a/n love horror games so ofc i wanted to write abt it lmfao. i rlly wanna play the new little nightmares game SO BAD ughhh. any who i tried to add some variety in here so pls enjoy lmfao. sorry for any mistakes i def didnt proofread 😩

[sporadiclilbook]

Accidentally posted an unfinished one oops. But dw this one is finished. Sorry for the wait!

Yan!Claude snapping

You never thought you would survive the war. Fighting alongside your childhood friend for your homeland to defeat not only the Adrestian Empire but also the Agarthans. With the Professor help, Fódlan is now truly united. And you no longer need to worry so much for the safety of your homeland. Or at least that's what he tells you.

Claude.....kept you in this house for a very long time now. You still don't know where you are but you were sure you were still somewhere within the Alliance territory, hopefully. You wondered if your friends and allies alike think you were truly dead or still hope you were just missing. Have they forgotten you? Do they still mourn for you? You know some, if not all, of them did. But not Claude. He was behind this after all.

You still remembered it. After a gruesome fight with one of the 10 Elites, you felt like you couldn't stand still anymore and ultimately fainted. When you wake up, you found yourself in a bedroom. Not yours for sure. Claude was beside you, breathing a sigh of relief when he saw you were awake.

"I thought I was going to lose you. Please, don't scare me like that." You sat up on the bed, your head still a bit woozy. "Sorry for worrying you like that....where am I?" Claude went silent, he didn't want to answer. He knew the answer would not please you at all. Not only he faked your death but he also brought you to Almyra. He can't take it anymore. He almost lost the only person who was ever kind to him while growing up.

"Claude? Are you alright?"

He snapped from his thoughts when he heard your concern for him "Oh, me? Yeah I'm alright. It's just.......nevermind about that. Is your injuries getting better?" You nodded at his question even though he didn't answer. You've must made him quite worried. "Yeah I feel better. Where is everyone?" Hearing your question, he held your hands.

"Listen, (Y/N). I....I can't afford to lose you. And I almost did. You were the only one that has ever showed me kindndss and I trust you most. Even more than Teach. I want you to stay here. Safe and by my side."

"......What?" You were trying to process what Claude had said. "What's with the sudden dramatic speech Claude?" He looked at you with his verdant eyes. It held sorrow and regret. He regrets being so selfish to keep you to himself and yet he thinks he deserves it. He was tormented by those around him growing up, his heritage playing a big role in it. But not you. You never ridiculed him like his Almyran half-siblings or sneered at him like those Leicester nobles when both of you were young.

He doesn't really believe in the Goddess but.....

"I mean what I said (Y/N), I'm not letting you go. I want you by my side at the dawn of the new Fódlan and Almyra."

...by making you meet him, he think it's a way......

His tone was strict. He has made it very clear that he was adamant about making you stay. Even threatening, or making you think he will, to make your family suffer. He knew how much you cared for them. And by continuously make it seem like he's capable of getting rid of them, you were stuck in his trap.

.....for the Goddess to apologise to him.

[pippindot]

Our first group agility class was a definite culture shock for both of us. With our other instructor, we were alone and Pip was at liberty for the whole hour. Now we are in a group and she was crated for all except maybe five minutes. Combined with her season and how spoiled she has been wrt crating at home (that is, essentially never anymore) she had A LOT of opinions on the set up (luckily she almost never barks so she did not betray me that way but oh boy did everyone experience her whining). The lecture portions were good, but I am really balking at how little actual practice we got 😭 I really hope this was the "curriculum" meeting of class and we will get more reps in the subsequent weeks.

We learned about threadles (new to me, so useful), did pinwheels, and discussed foundations for teeter. Pip was a little all over the place for the pinwheel, greeting the instructor and bothering someone's pocket before she would come engage with me. But before, she always got to say hi to our teacher and do a lap around before we got down to business so she was ??? They did also let her run without pants (all girls and one neutered boy and Pip is only spotting rn).

On the pinwheel, Pip did great on the first three but had trouble taking the last (my fault). I got flustered, we reset no cookies, again same thing. Again reset no cookies (WHY DID I DO THIS), last one she got it but it was messy. Lots and lots of cookies. I could tell she was feeling worried and confused after failed reps 😭 I NEVER do no cookies. She was so happy at first too to be able to work. I don't want to ruin that. But the taking her out, putting her in again is...going to be a learning curve. It's good practice for being in the ring, but it's really hard on her now and I'm fretting. Instructor also asked me to stop Good Girling her on the jumps because she likes a quiet run and there is something to be said for that but I think it added to Pip's concern when combined with no cookies. Also found out sometimes I have NO IDEA I'M SAYING IT AT ALL. Beaming constant streams of praise at my dog on an unconscious level.

Threadle foundations went well. I was a little frustrated because the instructor had her demo dog do like...8 reps? Dog is learning, cool. But the rest of us got two or three and only off of one side. Then told to do more for homework. I'm not opposed to homework, but part of why I'm paying is to use the class equipment... Pip did really well with it conceptually, some of the other dogs weren't familiar with reinforcement from a bowl and that's easy for her. The hardest part was keeping her focus. Used a treat magnet and it was resolved but usually she is just on board for free. I blame the hormones.

Got her philosophy for teeter training which will be our 3rd teeter method. That's fine, I like her plan for it. She sold me on the 4 on style...poor Pip. Switching around so much. Idk if that's going to mess her up, but I'm hoping not having it shudder upward at her tummy will help in the long run. Which means for me in an ideal world (idk if we will ever manage) she would have a 4 on teeter, 2o2o dog walk, and a running A frame 🙃 idk if that is a terrible idea or not but I guess we will figure it out as we go. Apparently the instructor does not teach a dog walk until the dog is confident on the teeter, which makes sense, but I am still a little glad Pip has worked a dw before...

I like the class, I like the instructor, there are only 4 other students. But right now I am cringing at how much I am paying for how little actual work time we are getting. I'm not sure if that's normal or not, I was so spoiled by our last teacher. She does a lot of conceptual discussion which is cool, and I am getting the shameful, shameful hit of dopamine for the I KNOW THE ANSWER PICK ME!!! that i haven't had in many years. I follow a lot of incredible trainers online, or even just hobbyists doing amazing stuff with their dogs, and I get that wobble of insecurity. It's nice to be somewhere where like, okay, we are not the most behind in the class and I actually understand quite well what's going on and I'm familiar with the concepts being introduced. What different reward markers are for, why we would use a certain cross, what is motivating or demotivating to a dog. I was worried we would be the "transfer students" who were behind since all the rest of them know each other, but instead I felt like a real DOG SPORTS person for the first time. I just hope we get more equipment time is all.

[fuck-customers]

Holy Shit Buckle Up Y'all

(TW: mentions of transphobia, racism, and self-harm)

A little backstory:

In November we hired three new people to help with our workload around the holidays, and we've kept them on. Two of them are very hard workers, have great personalities, and nice work ethics. The third, who I will be referring to as J.....does not.

She constantly asks to switch shifts instead of putting in for time off or changing her availability (said that its "inconvenient" for her to change it), if you're even a minute late to covering register for her when she's supposed to get off, she'll just abandon the register and clock out and then shop for thirty minutes, and she is constantly walking away from her post bc she's "bored" and "doesn't feel like working" when there are literally people in line.

So about two weeks ago, she scheduled for five days off. Sweet, shes learning. She then proceeds to call off the day before her five days and the day after. So now she has a week off. Dick move, but I can't say no one has done it before.

Her scheduled day back is a Wednesday. She texts one of my coworkers, P, and asks her to take her shifts for Wednesday AND Thursday. P agrees because she wants more hours, but all of us, including the managers, are irritated now. This is now nine days off she's gotten.

On Wednesday, I got a text from her asking if I could take her shift Friday. Now as of this point, I've been sick all week - hacking my lungs out, not able to breathe, but working bc we're short staffed (bc of her) and bc I need the money. I had Friday and Saturday off for the first time in MONTHS so no way in hell was I gonna take it. I just said no, firmly.

She continues to pester me, asking why, since I don't work Friday I should be able to, etc, and I kind of snapped:

Which, okay, maybe I shouldn't have snapped like that. But I was exhausted and frustrated and so sick of her getting to do this that I just couldn't take it anymore. I expected her to call me a bitch and then ignore me but hoooooo boy nope. (Names are blacked out) (and if this many photos aren't allowed feel free to delete this submission)

First of all, the racism comment:

She was buying cigarettes and even though shes a coworker, I have to ID her bc she's 19 and I can get fired for that shit. She told me she had lost her ID and asked to just put her birthday in. My manager said it was fine, so I did, and I made the offhanded comment about how she should get a new one so she didn't get pulled over by a racist dick while driving. We live in an area where the cops just looovvve to profile people (if you know Ohio, you know where) and I'd had that conversation with so many of my friends that I didn't even think about it, I was just concerned about her getting home safely to her kid. She didn't react negatively at the time, just said "oh I didn't think about that, thanks" and we moved on. If she had really had an issue with it she would have spoken to our managers, so clearly she's only bringing it up now to scare me. I just.....I mean obviously if I am being racist I want someone to tell me so I can fix my actions, but I didn't even think that came off that way in the moment. Maybe I was out of line, but the same thing has happened recently to my 16 year old cousin (he's fine dw) and so its been on my mind.

Second, no, I am not a manager. But aside from four other employees, two of which only work part time, I am one of the oldest members of staff (time wise, not age wise, I'm 23). So the managers put me in charge of a lot of shit, which means that I end up being in charge of people. Which apparently she did not like.

And third no, I do not have a kid. I'm not married, I don't have a partner, and I barely have the income to make half of rent with my roommate sometimes. I would not bring a child into this world if I could help it, and it pissed me off that she would imply that if I had a child, I'd be more mature. I wanted to scream at her and tell her that if having a kid makes you more mature, it clearly didn't work for her. I feel so bad for her kid; he's like two, and she's already constantly using him as an excuse for not doing things and not going to work. She lives with her mom and her boyfriend, so she has a support system (her mom is retired, and a very sweet lady). Like again, I don't have a kid, but all my coworkers who do don't pull this shit ever.

Anyway

I was physically shaking by the end of these texts, crying, because I HATE when people yell at me, especially when they know me IRL. And especially cause she was accusing me of some nasty shit. I sent them all to my manager in the least professional set of texts I'd ever written and then two hours later had to go to work.

My depression was up, my anxiety was through the roof, and as soon as our floater manager asked me if I was okay I burst into tears again. I showed her and the closing manager the texts and they were both appalled but then

They fucking started trying to "comfort" me by making racist comments!!! "Oh, thats just what her people are like" "you know she grew up in the ghetto part of town" "that girl is straight up hood" like!!!!

I was furious. I was so mad it wasn't funny, but they're my MANAGERS and i need this job and they're both old, so they don't think what they're saying is wrong. I tried desperately to derail it by saying things like "where she grew up had nothing to do with it" but they just kept going and I just....that made it so much worse tbh I just walked out of the office to do my fucking job.

A couple hours later, right as I've started to calm down, one of my coworkers started making really transphobic comments about one of our old coworkers who I'm still friends with, deadnaming her, saying that she's allowed to deadname her bc its part of her religion, etc etc.

Y'all I just....walked behind the photo counter and had a fucking meltdown on the floor. I dragged myself to the pharmacy to get their trash so I had SOMETHING to focus on and as soon as I got there the tech took one look at me and held out her arms and I just lost it again.

I go to my manager and basically just ask to do trash and go home. I was supposed to close, and I have left early only once in my life, when we were too dead to need me, but I had just mentally had it. I knew that if I didn't leave in that moment I wasn't going to make it to the end of the night without hurting myself.

She agreed, I finished trash, and got one of my friends to come pick me up.

My GM texts me the next morning (Thursday) and says she's giving me PTO for the hours I didn't work Wednesday night and for my day off on Friday. I almost cried again bc I was so stressed about the money.

Fast forward to a week later, today, and J still has a job, but she has now also called off 16 days in a row. Claiming she's still stuck in Texas with her kid (which was why she was asking to trade shifts last week).

I don't know how much longer my GM can hold out before firing her. I really don't.

Tldr; coworker asks me to take a shift for the hundredth time after calling out for a week, I say no (albeit a bit rudely), they start screaming at me via text, and I have a mental breakdown.

[emptynarration]

I don't want to sounds like an asshole, just a suggestion: what if you made kinktober a series with each individual day as a fic? that way it's freed up to 75 tags per day

dw about it you sound good c:

well on one hand that wouldve been an idea (a bit late on day 15) but. most of the days are between 800 and 2000 words (with some longer) and those wouldn't really make for a whole seperate post.

also posting 31 seperate ficlets would really clutter my profile more than I'd like

I'm fine with doing chapter specific tags, im mostly concerned for the readers, yknow? They cant filter for those specific tags, and ao3 put it oh so nicely to "use the 75 tags to focus on the most important parts to make search results better" I, for one, think thats bs because what if i want to filter a tiny tag that maybe isnt a huge part of a fic but still is a squick and now i cant filter it because people dont tag it anymore

But yea, technically a series wouldve been an idea if it had came up at the beginning/before october, but its not a solution i wouldve done anyways due to the "spam" / clutter itd cause