#like sharks smelling blood in the water

[animentality]

full random, pre-tadpoled durge gets sick (idk if that's even possible but let's play with our toys a little) after a night together. What would gortash, our favourite evil petty selfish but madly in love lordling, do?

you want me to say something really cute about gortash serving them breakfast in bed, but i know for a fact that if he had something he needed done the next morning, he'd absolutely kick their sick ass out of bed and make them do it, illness or not.

or he'd take advantage of their physical weakness, and get some free blowies out of it because he knows they're delirious and fever stricken and he's an opportunistic pervert at heart.

yeah.

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

[amoena55]

You know when youre starting a new series or smthg and you see fanart for a character that hasnt been introduced yet in the show but you just know?

“🫵 You. I will become obsessed with you.”

Me with this little freak. I dont even care if hes evil.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I love the QSMP

[acemxce]

The squad is probably at some american party. Setting off fireworks and stalking prey among the patronism.

Some frat dude is gonna have a queer awakening and walk away from Ace drained and delirious but convinced he just had the best nut of his life

[batfamiliar]

I forgot that the original reasoning for using fairy dust to become smaller was that winx needed to have pure souls to get to the water stars, so they used the fairy dust to purify themselves. which means that bloom’s fairy dust seems to work perfectly fine on everything except on herself and implies that her incomplete enchantix powers can’t purify her fully - there is darkness inside of her that she just can’t get rid of

[k3yreviewer25]

LMAO i reblogged a bunch of stuff about rejection sensitive dysphoria and now the shady-as-hell therapy bot is trying to hit me up

[timogsilangan]

i cut up apples as an occasional fibrous treat 4 my dog but every time i do its like some small part of my brain also found in horses activates and is like Hmmmm delicious fruit snack and then i get distracted and stop chopping

[brittanyitsnovember5th]

A Straight People Thing that is exhausting to me is when they see queer people getting attention for making gay jokes and want in. You have fundamentally misunderstood what was funny about that, my dude.

[theobot]

Me, sliding out of my room, skincare half done, pajamas half on, at 11:28pm to shove a handful of Swedish fish in my mouth so I can check “eat a snack” off on my to do list before my 11:30 pm bedtime

[oceans11]

yesterday my mom was telling me about a woman she met with two kids and passively described her as-- exact words-- "only ten years older" than me

[waporlock]

i cant believe its 2023, the 3rd year of university - the youngest of us is past 22 now - and still, i just got bullied

i... ......

[hopefullystillliving]

My director took (*gasp*- illegal!) video of last year's play, and I bugged her for it, and *wow* we were hilarious. I mean, I remember the laughter and applause from on stage, but actually seeing it cracked me up

[amtrak12]

*happily outlining my fic for an entirely different show*

*pauses*

I miss Alex Cabot 😩

[basiliskkisses]

actually going a little insane bc I thought I needed to face fuck someone but now all I can think about is giving the teariest drooliest most enthusiastic head with no thoughts just hit the back of my throat brrrrrrrrbdhdbrrjrjrjirir I wish she would get on top of my face and just grind down into my mouth and I don't think that's a big ask

[tiarnanabhfainni]

my start time for tomorrow got moved forward by four hours and it has utterly sapped any motivation or energy from me