#lil suicidal psychiatrist wants to help the fucked up army man

[frodispatch]

Okay, so Dreamcatcher—which previously hadn’t had an any gay further than Beaver’s lesbian solidarity boots—just got gay.

I’ve been ignoring Owen Underhill calling Henry “beautiful” for too long. I was at first just thinking it was only sarcasm—I’m too used to Stranger Things right now so every queercoded comment feels like a queerbait—but now he’s just doin’ it to do it. Two fucked up, Byrus covered, suicidal men in a sno-cat (King loves those, doesn’t he? The shining has one too. I’ve never seen a fucking sno-cat in my life) getting shot at by a character that in the movie even being played by Morgan Freeman couldn’t save.

I can’t help it, I ship them like no tomorrow motherfuckers. Ah, fuck me Freddy. Also, tell me The Beav isn’t bisexual. Sir ladder-laces his docs because he gets all the bitches and I love him and his Fonzie jacket. He’s the original motherfucker.