#listen if it bright pink ur sick ok

[queer-fag]

Screaming, crying throwing up. I miss my dog.

[astheroid]

Ka-Kacchan 😫💦 (Bakugouwu x reader SMUT 🤯)

Author-chan here!!!!!! I decided to write for my bb Kacchan bc hes just such a cutie >.< hehe anyways ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walked into the hero association with my long Blonde hair flowing in the wind. “SARAH!!” Deku called, walking over to me. “Baka-Deku, what do you wabt?” I asked, making a cute face. “I heard Kacchan wants youuuuu” he said raising his green puffy eyebrows. “Ka-Kacchan?? Why.. why would he ever want me?” I asked, batting my bright blue eyes in his directuon. “I do not know Sara-chan” he answered, blushing bright red. “I think… he might have a crush on you” I GASPED!! (author’s note: UwU OMGGG IT’S GETTING ~SPICYYYY~) I smiled sweetly at deku before hopping over to Bakugou, flipping my hair over m shoulder. “Ohio K-Kacchan, what do you want?” I said, trying to be tough. He glared at me pomeranian hair sticking up as I touched him. “NOTHING YOU BITCH!!” He yelled, shoving me. I started crying. “BAKA-KUGOU WHY DID YOU DO THAT????” I yelled. He lookd at me. “Idk you’re just ugly.” He said and walked away. I touched my frail wrist and realized it was broken. I went to the doctor’s and got it fixed, mad at Kacchan te whole way. I saw Kacchan after work and went to be mad at him. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????” I screamed activating my Ice Quirk. “You’RE JUST AN UGLY STUPID EXTRA!!” Ye glared at me, hands booming. “IF I’M SO UGLU WHY DO YOU LIKE MEEEE?????/?” I yelled in his face. He gasped and tears fell from his eyes. “BAKAaAaAaAAAA HOW DO U KNOW THAT?” He said. “I know because your always mean to me :(“ I pouted. He said “t-th-that’s not t-true BAKA-SARAAH.” I grinned menacingly with my fangs. “Of course it’s true Ba-kacchan” “Don’t call me that” he said, blushing. “Ba-kacchan” I said again, my own cheeks getting red against my pale skin. He grabbed my arm “let’s go to my house and see if you wan’t to call me that again Baka-Sarah-chan”. (author’s note: OMGGGGGGG SMUT COMING SOON!!! TANK U FOR READING THIS FAR!!! Should I make a Deku-chan one next? He’s my lil beann and I wanna write 4 him :3)

UwU SMUTTTTTTTTTT BWLOE THE CUT!!!! Skip if you want but its my favorit part ;3

We arrived at his house and no-one was home, it was just me and Kacchan (author’s note: SPICYYYYYY whatr you gonna do bakacchan O///O). He threw me on his bed and took off his shirt (author’s note: MMM HIS STOMACH I’M DROOLING ;w;). He pushed me down and went to the bathroom, when he came out he had no pants too!! I was surprised by his cream stick poking through his underwear. “Take off ur clothes baka” he huffed face very red. I pouted. “Make me Ba-Kacchan”. He growled ferally nd ripped mt clothes off my body. I gasped, pale Skin getting goosebumps. “There I made you” he said rolling his eyes. I blushed very hard. “Now let me show u what happens when you call me Ba-kacchan >:(“ (autho’rs note: *w* OMGOMGOMGOMG IT’S HAPPENING GUYSSS!! YOUR AUTHOR-CHAN IS SOOOO EXCITED!!!). He took off his Dog undies and I saw… A HUGE DING-DONG!!! He put it inside me and moved quickly. I moaned “OoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHHHH Ka-Kacchan… go faster!!” He went faster, grumbling my name. After a bit he took his member out and Spat on me. “That’s why u don’t call me Ba-Kacchan Bitch”. I layed on his bed amd panted; legs too weak to stand up. He put his pants over his meat scepter and grinned at me. “I hope you learned your lesson Baka-Sarah”.

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Smut done :(((( Stay to read the rest tho!!!

I stayed in his house for 30 minutes before leaveing. “B-bye k-k-Kacchan” I stuttered. My legs were still wobbly. I went home and jumped on my bed dreaming of Kacchan railing me again ;). When I woke up I felt really sick and threw up in the bathroom. ‘Oh no……’ I thought. WAS I PREGANTE????? (author’s note: OOHHHHHHHHHHH DRAAAMAAAAA!!! Hehe it gets so exciting) I rushed to the store to buy a test, completely forgetting about my job as a Hero. I gasped at the test. ‘I’m… Perngant??’ I touched my belly. ‘I have Ba-kacchan’s baby in here…” ‘I have to call him’. I called and talked to him on the phone. “K-Kacchan” I stuttered “I got pragnent!” He gasped. “F*ck. Are u gonna keep it?” I gasped. “OF COURSE!!!!! I CAN”T KILL OUR BABY!!!!!!!!!” (author’s note: OMGEEEE THEY’RE FIGHTING 🥺🥺🥺) Kacchan sobbed. “I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A KID!!” “YOU DON’T NEED TO, I CAN!!!! I DOUN’T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!” I screamed, crying too. He left the call and I cried harder. Idk what to do with a BABY. He came to my house. He crossed his arms madly. “We need to kill the baby.” “NO I CAN’T DO THAT!!” I screamed (author’s note: OoOoOoOoOh THEY’RE GOING THRU IT!!!!!). “Why not????????” He pouted. His hands sparked. “THAT’S MURDER BA-KACCHAN!!!” My long Silky hair whipped around as I yelled up at him. He tried to hit my stomach, but I dodged and Froze him in placee. “DON’T HIT ME BAKA-KUGOU!!!!!!!!” I screamed. “STOP TYRING TO MURDER O U R CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He huffed. “I DON’T WANT A STUPID KID WITH A WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!” I gasped loudly. “I’M NOT A WHORE YOU’RE JUST A JERK!!!!!” He burst out of the ice and kissed me. “I don’t want a crusty crotch goblin to ruin our relationship” “He won’t I promise” I said blushing Red and patting my tummy. He sighed loudly. “Ok fine we can keep the cum droplet I just don’t wanna pay” I smiled “OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “So……. will you marry me?” I gasped suuuper loud “OF COURSE BAKUGOU!!!!! I LOVE U!!!”

TIMESKIP!!!!!!!! UwU I loveeee this story so far; hope u guys like it too ;3

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We ended up having 8 babys. I’m the #1 hero (author’s note: Deku is too baby to be a hero 🥺 I think Strong reader-chan is better for that >:3) and Kacchan is my sidekick. Our kids have the strongst quirks in the world!!!1!!! Ray Andy Mei Akira Bobby David & Deku Jr have explosion-Ice quirks, but Maya (author’s note: Maya is my faaavoriteeee UvU) has A SUPER POWERFUL ICE QUIRK (just like her mama)!!!!!! We lived a very happy nice life after that and had a ton of money!!

BONUS SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe I wanted to do a lil extra ~spicy~ something as a reward for reading this far >wO

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Kacchan plugged me up with his thicc Pleasure Pump. I whined “KA-KACCHAN YOU’RE TOO BIG~” He didn’t listen and kept going pounding me into the wall. There was a collar around my neck (author’s note: K!NKYYYYYY~~~~~) and my Face was mushd into the wall. He kept going for quite some time until he hit something in me. I scREAMED “OOOOHHHHHH KACCHAN THAT’S ITtTtTTTTttttTTTT~~~” he grunted and pushed harder. His manhood felt so GOOOOOOD. (author’s note: I kinda want Bakugouwu to @#!% me if u know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) He did it until he Cummed; taking it out so we wouldn’t have more babys.

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HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEEEE THAT WAS SO HOT *w*. ANYWAYSSS HERE’S AN AUTHOR-CHAN QnA!!!!!!!

Favorite food: BAKUGOU UwU

Favorite character: BBY DEKU!!!! He’s MINE get away Broke Uraraka >:((((

Favorite color: Anything but pink :/ soooo cringy

Favorite Anime: MY HERO OBV!!!

Ships: Me x my hero boysss 🤤 the girls are all dumb and gay is sin :^/

Next chapter????:

NEXT CHAPTER PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deku stared at us jelously. “I-I don’t understand… I…. I really like you Sarah-Chan!!! Why did u have to choose Kacchan 🥺” I looked at him sadly. “He got me pregnent Deku-chan I had toooo” He looked at Bakugou mad. “You took my crush away from me Kacchan…….” Kacchan yelled at him “SHE’S MINE SO BACK OFF BAKA-DEKUUUUU!!!!!!!!” Deku started cryeing and looked at me for help “She was supposed to be MY wife Mean Kacchan :(“ Bakugou laughed. “NO CHANCE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The next chapter will be coming out sooooon :D I hope you guys liked!!!!! It’s gonna be so good and even a little smutty *o* n e wAys, catch all you lil reader-chan beans l8ter!!!

Last updated: April 1, 2016

[This is 100% a joke and not a real representation of my writing skills. Happy April Fools ;D]

[watermelonsugawara]

not a thirst ask but can I req a scenario (any guy honestly idc rn) taking care of their bbyg when they're sick asf that's like the biggest baby- ;-;

YESSSSS ugh i may be a wh*re but im also a sensitive baby so i love this heheheh

This is like half hc half drabble? srry lmao

❥ character: kuroo

...

ok i think kuroo is a giant softie I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

how much u wanna bet his love language is acts of service??? ya thats what i thought

he just likes doing stuff for you even tho you pout about it

“i can do it myself!”

“i know angel, but if you get to stay all cute and comfy for a just minute longer while i do things for you, i’ll do it every time”

bitch im soft lmfaoooo

when ur sick... omg

this bitch gonna act like a whole ass nurse out here

he has all the essentials ready

tea, cough drops, medicine, cozy blankets, fuzzy socks, tissues

he kinda loves that you’re such a baby when you’re sick

he thinks you’re so cute and pouty

bet he’d still kiss you when you’re sick then his stupid ass get sick too omf

kuroo just loves to care for his girl

...

Your head was pounding as you were curled up in bed, you could’ve easily been mistaken as a pile of blankets as the comforter engulfed your shivering body.

“It’s still - ah - pretty hot, but it’ll make you feel better,” Kuroo said softly as he entered your room, his focus zeroed in on carrying some fruit and the cup of tea without it spilling over. He let out a small chuckle when he noticed the cocoon you created for yourself.

You didn’t even bother to get up yet, your aching body seemingly glued to the bedsheet. You listened as Kuroo’s footsteps came to a stop, the slight clink of a mug and plate being placed on your nightstand.

You squinted as Kuroo lifted part of the comforter to reveal your face, your cheeks a bright shade of red from the high heat of your fever, even though your shivering body felt anything but warm.

“(Y/N), baby, you gotta sit up and drink your tea,” Kuroo smiled, but you had no intentions of moving, instead you just grumbled defiantly and tugged the covers back over your face.

“Very cute, (Y/N). I’m being serious, you gotta get up. I brought you some apples too, you haven’t eaten a thing.” Kuroo said sternly, his voice laced with worry.

You stuck a hand out from beneath the comforter, motioning him to help you up. Kuroo laughed to himself before taking your small hand in his large one, using the other to pull the blanket off of you. He helped you slowly sit up and brushed your hair out of the way, tucking it behind your ear while looking into your eyes.

Even when you’re sick as a dog, Kuroo thought you were so damn beautiful, your eyelids heavy from constantly sleeping and your nose a subtle shade of pink from the sneezing. You were wearing one of his t-shirts, the large fabric draping over your shoulders and halfway down your thighs. He sat at the edge of the bed, his large warm hands still lingering around your face, cupping your pink cheeks. Kuroo lovingly placed a kiss on your forehead, then grabbed the cup of tea off the nightstand and placed it in your hands.

“I got you baby. I’ll take care of you.”

...

hope u like it heheheheh ♥︎*~

[strvwberryblcnde]

👫 lana & dom

send a 👫 and I’ll write four headcanons i have about our muses’ relationship.

lana buys lots of things on random whims n i feel like smthn she wld have bought the summer her n dom started properly seeing each other is a polaroid camera. probably one of those fujifilm mini ones in pink w stickers on of holographic mermaids n butterflies. n all her friends wld be subject to hving their photos taken on this at 447294734 parties but fr the most part like 50% of the film wld be spent on dom esp considering how often they’d see each other. i cn imagine her being annoying abt it e.g. bursting in unannounced when he ws showering n flinging the curtain bk n shrieking in delight as she tkes a pic of him in there. penis NOT in shot (lana ws very disappointed when she realised altho inevitably dom ws relieved). it ws probably rly blurry too from her springing out of nowhere n running away after she’d dazed him w the flash bt lana wld never dream of throwing it away she’s probably like ugh cole sprouse WISHES he ws me tht stupid i’m weird i’m a weirdo bitch i’m taking his photographer crown n i’m loving it..... another time if she ws wearing his tshirt or smthn jst to laze around in she wld have tried to convince dom to wear her cropped bowie t-shirt she usually lounges in she’d b like OUTFIT SWAP!!!! like it ws a reality show segment. she’d do his hair w her strawberry clips n everything n wna take a polaroid of tht as well. a majority of these polaroids wld b taken w her sat on top of him in bed peeping thru the viewfinder n grinning sickeningly wide after. she’s bad at organisation bt she wld keep very close track of these polaroids n treasure them a lot bc they’d document a summer where she was rly rly happy. probably took them with her to la too she jst has them hidden somewhere.... idk if she’d ever b able to bring herself to throw them away to b honest

i jst had this vision of lana n dom taking franklin to the park n i already told u abt how she’d tell franklin tht she gives the flowers all their own names n say he shld come up w his own names fr them too bc it’s more fun tht way bt. i cn imagine if they saw two bees trying to pollinate the same flower n like buzzing close to each other if franklin pointed it out lana wld gasp n be like OMG they’re in love. they’re married bees. u can tell frm how bright their stripes r they’re extra yellow n glowing like the sun tht’s what happens. tht means they’re in love franklin. n idk if franklin wld say this or not bt if he asked what loves like lana wld b like hmMMM well. love’s kind of like being first in the queue fr the best rollercoaster. or licking the sugar off ur fingers when they’re all sticky frm candy floss. going to the zoo n getting to see all ur favourite animals on a day tht’s sunny but not TOO hot. enough to give ur nose freckles bt not burn ur shoulders. make u feel toasty like ur inside a cocoon. n love’s like........ she’d pause here. she’s crouched dwn on his lvl as she says this mayb dom hs walked off to get them ice creams n she briefly lks at him in the distance as he’s paying before lking bk at franklin. scrunching her nose playfully as she tries to stall. when she hesitantly continues she’s like. n love’s like getting home after tht perfect day at the zoo n finally getting into bed w fresh sheets when ur sleepy n ur eyes r all droopy n heavy. the pillows r fluffy n it’s safe n warm n all of the gd in the world at once. i think love’s like tht. it’s jst.... nice n stuff. n she’d jst be like :) afterwards realising she’d rambled on n change the subject like hey lk at that BUTTERFLY franklin............. bt i jst think this is. particularly heartwarming to me bc not only wld she have been basing tht on hw she feels abt dom bt. in the past love ws always a thing w barbs tht hurt her whenever she tried to hold it n.... he jst rly transformed her idea of being loved by someone into smthn safe n reliable n consistent......... smthn she cld actually make a home out of instead of constantly hving an eye on the door in case they leave / she needs an escape route..... a relationship isn’t a scary concept w him

lana n dom r like. opposites when it comes to social media esp instagram...... dom jst nt even knowing hw to use it n lana posting so regularly hving a small following fr her fashion n whtever.......... i feel like lana wld try to teach him how to use it bt it wld consist of a lot of her being like no that’s--.... dom that’s--.... that’s not ri--.... n jst throwing her head bk n cackling so much she wld b rly endeared by him being clueless abt it she’d be like ommmmmmmmmg it’s ok i’ll b steve jobs n u can be my sexy assistant tht just has to strut besides me like a car dealership model whenever i go on stage to debut the nxt technological advancement. dom wld have to be like... isn’t he dead? lana wld gasp so suddenly n be like omfggggggggg tht explains why me calling this tech nerd wearing a turtleneck steve jobs lst week bombed so hard mayb he thought i ws telling him to die..... dom’s probably like... i doubt he thought tht lana..... she wld laugh at the thought of this anyway n change topics jst the worst attention span already over it. ALSO this is instagram related bt.... bev.kingston wld rly centralise her hate crusade onto dom when it became clear they were dating / things gt mre official n serious. mostly lana wld b like this is so funny n dumb bt.... i think she wld dm bev.kingston one time being like. ok all jokes aside can u cool it a little on the dom hate not to b gross bt he makes me rly happy n i dnt want him to b sad if he ever advances beyond a technological grandpa n sees all this stuff. bev.kingston wld literally screenshot this n post it on her insta like LANA AND I HAVE BEEN IN CLOSE CONTACT I HAVE DECIDED EVANS BOY IS ON TRIAL BASIS EVEN IF I HATE IN MY HEART AND KNOW FREYA IS ONE FOR HER  n she’d update her page like 21/08/2020 LANA DM’D ME ABOUT EVANS BOY (or whtever the date ws) n it’d be sm. lana wld b embarrassed she’d try to get her to delete it she’d b like fk my fking life ur sick bev ur lit rally sick.....

lana treats halloween as a week long celebration she goes to sm parties tht she literally hs to have like..... 482759872 costumes planned each yr. n fr one of them. she’d b like let’s go as each other :) n she’d dress as an angel n he’d dress as a devil. she’d put on red lipstick before they went purely to “help w his costume” n it’d jst consist of her leaving lipstick prints on his cheek n neck n hip even if. his hip wsnt visible w the top he ws wearing she’d b like dom listen.... listen. it’s literally part of the vision n it’s necessary......... it doesn’t matter if ppl can’t see it we’ll both kno it’s there n it’ll elevate the look so mch...... w that attention to detail u cld even b in the running fr winning a prize...... then she wld take the lipstick off like it wldnt even be part of her outfit she only put it on to do this specifically. she’d insist on them getting a photo tgether n it’d b a bit gross it’d b a whole thing she jst.... wld b very proud to b seen w him she’d show him off a lot.... if anyone complimented her outfit she’d b like ya n have u seen dom he’s a devil we match :) n if there ws another pair tht had worn the same which i mean there probably might it isn’t a hugely original concept bt lana wld be like......... ummmmm tht guy is the most pathetic devil i hv literally ever seen..... if she ws drunk she might even b like ummm.... hw does it feel fr dom to be a sexier devil than u............... does it sting? jealous i bet....... n dom wld have to b like lana please.... im sry abt her.... u lk gd haha...... cushioning the blow. taking her hand n leading her away. n lana is jst tittering n murmurs in his ear like. he knew it ws true u cld see it in his eyes. he knew u lkd better than him. 

[90sgrungelouis]

ALL 65 QUESTIONS please

OH JESUS FUCK OK HERE GOES 

im gonna put this under the cut because ohhhhh lord 

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

like in a matrix-y, were all living in a simulation and nothing is real kind of way, or a youre actually living in a coma dream state and ur body is in some hospital right now, OR in the youre actually dead and living a purgatory world and you just dont realize it kind of way? Because yes, all three 

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

mmmmmm 3.5, bonus points if its outside

3. The person you would never want to meet?

for the first time? maybe trump, or satan cowbell

4. What is your favorite word?

what are you trying to do huh? thats like making me pick between my children, i refuse to pick

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

oooo maybe a cherry blossom tree that would be nice

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

i look a mess 

7. What shirt are you wearing?

this tank top my friend designed 

8. What do you label yourself as?

sexuality-wise? uhhh jurys still out tbh but im pretty sure im somewhere on the asexual spectrum, and im 90% sure im gay

9. Bright room or dark room?

one lamp

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

crying because i couldnt focus on writing my essay 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

ehhhh

12. Who told you they loved you last?

the ot5 gc :’) 

13. Your worst enemy?

grapefruit

14. What is your current desktop picture?

its the default mac one, it used to be a picture of the womens march but my computer fucked up and reset it, ive been too lazy to change it back

15. Do you like someone?

i like many people

16. The last song you listened to?

irresistible by one fuckin dee boi

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

too many people

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

see above

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

nooooooo

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

my jazz hands

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

i have no idea bro

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

being the radical gay feminist in my family, its a tough job but someones gotta do it

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

those grates on the floor in the street, i always step around them

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

something vegetarian idk

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

concert tickets

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

can it be a one way ticket i want out of this shit country 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

jose cuervos tequila yasss

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

no bois 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck is always a solid choice. i like using really pg curses too tho like heck or dang 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my sick ass memes 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

all of middle school LMFAO 

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

sick! that wasnt a question my dude ;)

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

my pet gerbil

34. What was your last dream about?

idek man

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

no

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

yea

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

kind of

38. What is the color of your socks?

theyre pink and brown fuzzy bunny socks

39. What type of music do you like?

i used to think i only listened to indie but its a really varied mix of punk indie and top 40 tbh

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

both

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

cant go wrong with vanilla

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

yikes

43. Do you have any scars?

yes

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

haha

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

ehhhh

46. Are you reliable?

maybe?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

where do i end up bro

48. Do you hold grudges?

ohhh heck yea. i tend to them, like little pets 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

a UNICORN DUDEEEE

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

ur asking a person who has a memory of a goldfish

51. Are you a good liar?

not really 

52. How long could you go without talking?

probably a couple days

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

i think ive been ok so far

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

ofc

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

im terrible at those

56. What do you like on your toast?

anything you got

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

halloween doodles

58. What would be you dream car?

maybe a jeep? idk 

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

ehhhhh

60. Do you believe in aliens?

who do you think i am

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

sign me up for that astrology shit

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

u (hehe see what i did there)

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons

64. What do you think about babies?

theyre cool i guess

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

idk what to do with this one soooooo tada!! i finished it woop

[actualdustinhenderson-moved]

all of them

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

idk im fine with my height rn

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

a n y d o g3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?

anything with pastel colors 4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

super mario sunshine 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

i think of my three signifs most of each day 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

warning: bad puns and memes 7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

my opinion on u is that ur pretty rad8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

i dont freaking know9: Are you ticklish?

y e s v e r y10: Are you allergic to anything?

cat saliva and pollen 11: What’s your sexuality?

im ace12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

tea13: Are you a cat or dog person?

dog person14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?

elf15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?

not really16: How tall are you?

5′317: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

i dont really know???18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

113 pounds 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

no20: Do you like space or the ocean more?

space21: Are you religious?

idk 22: Pet peeves?

people who say “ok” instead of “okay” 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

nocturnal 24: Favorite constellation?

dont have one they’re all gr8 25: Favorite star?

t h e s u n26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?

nah27: Any phobias or fears?

fear of heights sometimes 28: Do you think global warming is real?

y e s29: Do you believe in reincarnation?

no30: Favorite movie?

ummmm ghostbusters 31: Do you get scared easily?

yep32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

two fish33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]

infinity/10 34: What is a color that calms you?

light blue 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

i’d like to travel to italy 36: Where were you born?

n o t a n s w e r i n g37: What is your eye color?

blue 38: Introvert or extrovert?

idk somewhere in the middle 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

nah40: Hugs or kisses?

hugs 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?

any of my signifs/ friends 42: Who is someone you love deeply?

my signifs 43: Any piercings you want?

no44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

not really 45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?

Nope 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!

dont have one 47: What is a sound you really hate?

lip smacking 48: A sound you really love?

the sound of slime49: Can you do a backflip?

no but i wish 50: Can you do the splits?

no but i wish 51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

dont have one 52: Favorite movie?

already answered #30 53: How are you feeling right now?

pretty good !! 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

prolly purple or pink 55: When did you feel happiest?

pretty recently 56: Something that calms you down?

talking to my friends 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

not anything professionally diagnosed 58: What does your URL mean?

i got free memes yo 59: What three words describe you the most?

free meme dealer 60: Do you believe in evolution?

yep 61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

b a d s t u f f62: What makes you follow a blog?

g o o d s t u f f63: Favorite kind of person:

nice, funny, smart, good morals 64: Favorite animal(s):

pandas65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

i dont really have favorite blogs 66: Favorite emoticon:

>:^)67: Favorite meme:

boneless pizza 68: What is your MBTI personality type?

enfp 69: What is your star sign?

gemini 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

dont have a dog 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

i dont really have outfits per say  72: Post a selfie or two?

n o73: Do you have platform shoes?

what 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

idk im boring 75: Can you do a front flip?

no but i wish 76: Do you like birds?

y e s77: Do you like to swim?

yeah sometimes 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

swimming 79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

donald trump 80: Some thing you wish did exist:

idk 81: Piercings you have?

none 82: Something you really enjoy doing:

listening to musicals 83: Favorite person to talk to:

can’t chose 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

pretty cool 85: How many followers do you have?

8186: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

nope 87: Do your socks always match?

yeet 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

yeah 89: What are your birthstones?

idk 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

panda 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

rose 92: A store you hate?

abercrombie and fitch 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

none 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

read minds 95: Do you like to wear camo?

nope 96: Winter or summer?

winter97: How long can you hold your breath for?

20 seconds 98: Least favorite person?

donald trump 99: Someone you look up to:

my dad 100: A store you love?

dont have one 101: Favorite type of shoes

converse’s 102: Where do you live?

not answering 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

im not either 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

topaz 105: Do you drink milk?

yep 106: Do you like bugs?

some 107: Do you like spiders?

no108: Something you get paranoid about?

idk anything specific 109: Can you draw:

not really 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

idk 111: A question you hate being asked?

idk 112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

luckily no 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

yes yes y e s114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

cloudy 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

any of my signifs 116: Favorite cloud type:

dont have one im not a n e r d117: What color do you wish the sky was?

i like it blue 118: Do you have freckles?

yep 119: Favorite thing about a person:

good morals 120: Fruits or vegetables?

fruits 121: Something you want to do right now:

idk 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

ocean 123: Sweet or sour foods?

sweet 124: Bright or dim lights?

dim 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

no 126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

discourse 127: Something you love about Tumblr:

meeting important people here 128: What do you think about the least?

idk 129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

i d o n t k n o w130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

donald trump 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

ummmmm idk 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

no133: Computer or TV?

computer 134: Do you like roller coasters?

kind of 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

no136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

yep 137: Do you believe in karma?

yeah 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

6-10 or lower 139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

nate, dorkass 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

nope 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

no 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

good 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

giving gifts 144: What makes you angry

donald trump 145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

one lmao (two if you count emoji) 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

dont have a preference 147: Are you androgynous?

no148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

my eyes 149: Favorite thing about your personality:

my positiveness 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

u, my signifs, or any other friends 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

90′s 152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

not really 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

on tumblr 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

hecc yeah 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

i would like to 156: What embarrasses you?

anything i say or do 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

school 158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

that i was straight 159: How many people are you following?

107160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

2,015 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

none 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

5,916163: Last time you cried and why:

gay cry 164: Do you have long or short hair?

short 165: Longest your hair has ever been:

like two weeks ago 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?

neutral feelings  167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

not really 168: Do you like to wear makeup?

i would if i was able to 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

nah 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

yes 

[chasethepeterson]

all the texts for ko? c:

CCCCCCCCC:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

my sleep schedule is fucked lol you’re getting up for work and i’m about to take a nap

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

do you think i’m actually gonna do something with my life or will i just be here forever doing nothing important?

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

lol ok so i just accidentally changed Chiron’s hooves bright blue and have about six seconds before he notices but u gotta see this pic before i run [picture]

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

u nkow when ur drunk and ur evern worse at ur powers bcause all the emotions are there? lol im so pink and also blue and orange

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

oh man i’m figuring out how to get a better handle on my powers and i’m wondering how long i keep keep it up for/how wide a range i can get

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[1/2] did you just kick me out of your dream wtf????

[2/2] don’t expect me to show up again soon wow rude

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

i don’t think i could actually get hurt if hurt in a dream but i really want to test it out i’m gonna get someone to punch me

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

hey, i just had a really weird ream and i obviously know they often don’t mean what they show but can you give me a call when you’re up please?

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

you better get your butt back here soon we miss you!!!!!!

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

have you ever fallen asleep at work?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

the stars look so sick tonight!! you would really like it the sky is so clear :)

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[1/2] legumes

[2/2] [two hours later] ok so buckle your seat belt and listen to the dream i just had 

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

i miss Rhys