#literal YEARS

[microcosmia]

I was trying to write a cute, crack-y "Class 1-1 debates on what animal Suo is, tries to hide it from him, and Suo trolls them Because He Knows" fic and now there are FEELINGS in it!!!!!

I did not plan for FEELINGS I planned for SHENANIGANS and high school boys being DUMB.

This is literally all Kiryuu's fault I've had him in one scene so far and he has derailed EVERYTHING and I went back to try and fix it and then Anzai was like "no but he's right tho???" and I am being CONSPIRED AGAINST.

This fic just got so much longer than it was supposed to be :')))))

[nettlestingsoup]

woohoo!!!!!

[turtleducksshouldexist]

i'm just a chill guy (gender neutral) rereading feels like we only go backwards by oldpotatoe while listening to feels like we only go backwards by tame impala on loop

[greensaplinggrace]

our ship has abuse victims in the fandom because real abuse victims would never ship- literally shut the fuck up before you hurt someone. what is wrong with you.

[midsummermoon20]

I CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF I'M SO FREEEE!!!!

If you want to chop your hair, DO IT!!

[kirby6aero]

i can’t wait to stop being friends with her

[darkxmagicxpriest]

She’s just here, asleep against his shoulder with a book open in her lap, having nodded off while studying again.

@mahoushojoumonster

Their day started as it normally did - a morning jog followed by breakfast. Mana always argued against jogging "What's the point of running, Master? We could use magic to float!" Which was, admittedly, a compelling argument, but one that was always shot down with the explanation that although they were now spiritual beings, they needed to keep up their physical stamina - an argument that was likely nonsense as they were now made of pure energy and magick as opposed to anything corporeal like flesh or bone, and therefore something such as a cardio workout was likely pointless, but a point that she never argued with, so the jogging continued.

Breakfast was, admittedly, always a challenge. Though they could never truly die, some monster hordes disliked it when you hunted for food. So on mornings like this one, Mana either ventured to the human world or - like today - the Master would relent and go for something lighter; in this case, crumpets with jam and some danishes, as well as tea. He knew she couldn't control herself much with the sweet treats, but he did like to treat her from time to time.

After that would be battle training - the best way to focus the sugar high. Over the years they had discovered that their tolerance for physical damage was much higher, it's the reason Mahad had agreed to teach her blood magicks, something that was frowned upon back in Egypt if for no other reason than the medical mages had to be pulled away from other various duties in case something went horribly wrong. Here, though? It was full steam ahead.

After a good few hours of that, the rain had begun to fall, so Mahad considered their options. Usually after battle training they would retire to the classroom - he had made it a point for her to keep up her spellbook training and magickal theorems, even in this place, as their limits could be expanded here.

Instead, however, he decided to send Mana to the human world, with the instructions to pick up these things she talked about recently called "popped corn" and "rom coms," deciding that today they (or, rather, he) would learn about modern human culture, in case they needed to go to the human world for an extended period of time.

And so it was a blissful afternoon when she returned with a handful of movies and a few "my-cro-wavable" bags of what she explained were kernels of corn. He put the movie on - something with Ryan Reynolds - and she returned with a bowl of popcorn - as well as a spellbook. They sat together on the couch, sharing a blanket, the book on Mana's lap as they listened to the hard rainfall, watched the film, ate the popcorn, and laughed at the cheesy jokes (Mana had to explain some to him in order to get it).

About halfway through the second movie, he heard a soft, content, sigh. He looked down at his apprentice - she was fast asleep, her blonde head on his shoulder, a small smile on her face as she dreamt pleasantly. A soft peck to her forehead caused her to snuggle deeper. Mahad smiled. This was truly a perfect day - at least until she woke up and yelled at him for continuing to watch the movies without her.

[cherry-pop-elf]

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS/PEOPLE WHO READ MY X READER STUFF!

It is now Dec: 13th! This post is set in a Que! I will be offline until further notice. Until I watch Kraven The Hunter is that notice! I don’t want spoilers!

Any post you see come from this page will have been Qued as well!

When I have finally watched the movie I shall make my return!

Have a happy holiday, merry Christmas, what have you! I’ll see yall probably after new year!

Hey maybe this can be a good thing to! Sometimes you just gotta step away from the internet some times. Love yall! 💋

Also don’t forget my birthday is on January the 17th EEEE!!! 23 baby!

[gggoofiestgoober]

ETA for jolymes doujin?

[bandu-tuga]

found my dad's blog and

dad. what is this

father why is your blog called that why is it so fucking edgy what

I'm stealing this i have to use this SOMEWHERE.

"i am an emotional nightmare..." are you okay.

[sachermorte]

IT'S DONE

115k

CHRIST

[silverymusings]

Did a little doodle inspired by this ask that @vibraea did a while back owo

[maranull]

Btw, this is by far the best dragon book I ever owned and read and everything dragon ever. Dragon.

I've been struggling to find it for years cause I had the Greek version and it had a different cover with no mentions of who the actual writer was.

It absolutely rocks. Artwork is great, and the writing and presentation are just as fantastic.

(The actual author is Joseph Nigg)

[trystanthorne]

i'm sorry it's 2023 nobody should still be watching ads to get diamonds when the hack has been out for YEARSSSSS

[quetzalpapalotl]

I don't think I would want to forget and re-experience it again because a lot of the impact it had for me was due to witnessing it as it was released (like halfway through, it would have been great to have been there from the beginning).

Just learning that Jack was the villian hit so hard because I spent literal years being collectively fooled into believing he was the best guy ever. It was just a given. Something the fandom never even thought to question. There were red flags yeah, but we didn't thought he was the worst person to ever live because Jack being such a perfect figure had a narrative purpose of Oz being in his shadow and reaffirming his own identity. That Alice and Gil would have to move on from Jack. That's what we thought the story was about!! And it is about Oz affirming his identity just in another way. And Jack what this oh so tortured figure who didn't want to be called a hero because he killed his best friend. He was just my type and it was all a lie!!!!

[mewvore]

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.