#literally kms

[celestinovietti]

motogp and f1 fans arguing over which sport is more bromantic:

Toprak Razgatlıoğlu: hold my non alcoholic beer

[traggalicious]

OH MY FUCK GUYS. GUYS THE MOST DEVASTATING AND MORTIFYING EVENT HAPPENED HERE. I WAS PLAYING BG3 (AS ONE DOES) AND KARLACH WAS LIKE ‘LET’S GO ON A DATE’ AND I SAID UES ABSOLUTELY (AS ONE *DOES*).

ANYWAY MY DAD’S IN HERE BUT THAT’S CHILL BC THIS IS HIS OFFICE RIGHT SO. THAT’S CHILL. BUT YEAH DATE’S OVER, MY TAV (SIRIUS) AND KARLACH ARE KISSIN I’M LIKE ‘OH SICK, THIS IS CUTE :3’

IT FADES TO BLACK. FADES BACK IN. THEY’RE STARTING A SCENE (TM).

AT THE EXACT MOMENT TAV ASS IS REVEALED MY BROTHER ENTERS THE ROOM!!! SO I FUCKING SHRIEKED AND FUMBLED TO QUIT THE GAME. IN MY PANIC I FORGOT THAT I COULD JUST. YK. TAB OUT. SO EVERYONE (ME. MY DAD. MY LITTLE BROTHER.) SAW MY TAV’S ASS 😭😭😭

I AM STILL SHAKING. I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK I HAD TO *LEAVE* I SOBBED STRAIGHT UP 😭😭😭😭

[skitskatdacat63]

Question. Would May 14th be Vettonso day? Or would I be killed for using the American date system 🤭🤭

[ralvezfanatic]

i would be so hot and stylish if i just had money and if i was born in the right body

[lighthouseas]

im literally so stressed and tired and have so much homework i need to sleep for 17 hours

[kirbychar]

Having to pay almost 600 for a diagnosis procedure i didnt even end up getting

[arsenalgbt]

ben taking care of his foster son b 🫶

https://twitter.com/nusenal/status/1754373421352513750?t=usFw55sASUB4Bvr2Vh0Udw&s=19

anon. tell me about it. no amount of my usual uppercase, keysmashing and !! can convey what I felt when I first saw it yesterday. nothing. he's just sooooooo. goddamn. really need him pregnant ngl??? he's that tender to a wholeass grown baby b. imagine him with an actual baby. eye................ eye can't.............

and shoutout to you. yes that's his foster son. cuz b's stepdad is Aaron and Aaron is Benjamin's best friend, therefore. yes. u get me anon. ur blessed. im blessed. thank you

[puppyyboyy]

when i said i wanted a bf i didnt mean some cringe dream smp+south park fan to confess his love to me on discord the 3rd time we talk

[paunchsalazar]

i can't believe i was at Anime Expo 2019, the only anime con i've ever been to, and didn't go to the bisco talk because i thought the line would be too long and i hadn't read the whole manga and had only read 2 volumes and seen the show so i was like i dont deserve it

[hamausagi]

the fucking summer traffic in my town makes me want to actually kill my self WHY CAN NO ONE FUCKING DRIVE WHEB ITS WARM OUTSIDE OH MY GOD IM GONNA BLOW MY BRAINS OUT

[odeliba]

neto left the wolves im literally done

[horrorvirgo]

and all i can think abt rn is how tall he is and his beautiful stupid hazel eyes and the way he looks at me when i talk n how he told me i was the exception

[ralvezfanatic]

12 completed fics and 11 wips wtf 💀💀

[pyjamasbartholomew]

i hate finishing my jobs early n having like an hour left of my shift n hiding so my managers dont tell me to do smthn else . oh no i suddenly hav uncontrollable diarrhoea and need a 20min toilet break.

[thinmint28]

what if i just like swallow a whole bottle of pills? 🌷🎀

[mitahanvittua]

jesus christ i lost my temper today at this one individual from my university 😭😭

it eould have been okay IF IT WASNT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER OVERSEEING OUR TRAINING