"He has a pool noodle and that counts as a sword, the crown, the other contestants are his knights"
Arthur Pendragon
"he's my babygirl and also insane and the most bisexual man ever and stupid and kind and good at swordfighting and has the world's worst parental issues."
Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.
Sometimes I forget Tyler Robert Joseph was an honest to god jock who was so good at being a jock he almost went to college on a jock scholarship. Because instead of doing basketball he decided to don his little emo slippers and write little emo music starring gayass protagonist Clancy NoLastNameGiven and his boyfriend Biblical Allegory
I’m sorry but how are we calling Art Donaldson the loser when Patrick Zweig is right there, smirking, moaning and resenting every little piece of his life that doesn’t have Art in it. He wants to be him, he wants to be with Tashi, he wants her as HIS coach, he want his place as the best back, he wants to go back to how it was before, he wants Art to himself again, he wants to be close to him, he wants to touch him, he wants to kiss him, he wants to be him kissing, he wants the praise, the fame, the wife, the husband, hell at this point he might even want to wear his skin like a suit just to be inside him in every way possible.
"He has a pool noodle and that counts as a sword, the crown, the other contestants are his knights"
Larry the cat
"He has been the shining light in UK politics for the last 10 years. I say that is a sign that he is, indeed, the once and future king returned to England in its time of need."
"He has been at downing street longer than every 2022 Prime Minister and the current King put together so why not?"