always a good day when I find a bug that makes me go “what the fuck are YOU” and drop everything so I can catch it even if it’s in the middle of a sidewalk and people are looking at me weird
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i just love how my brain came up with implication of why Salieri’s minions started to receive enough mana to manifest constantly and have more human like appearance
‘… Count, don’t you think that Salieri’s minions also kinda resemble you—‘
‘How about we do not talk about it, master‘
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Contrary to popular belief Dib has not in fact been ousted from his place as a Top Three Blorbo
Also while looking up the swollen eyeball logo I found out that that group is the illuminati equivalent for him? I know its not played that way but damn its impressive as hell that he’s a member
[ZaDr fans dni]
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I think it'd be kinda interesting if Marx, after becoming part God-Clock, is unable to rest. After all, if a part of the Nova lives on in him, it'd surely be running to try do repairs or archive data, and this would mean Marx has developed long term insomnia. The reason this is bad is due to Marx being a Noddy, a group known entirely for sleeping. Imagine trying to get immense power, having a battle you lose in a way you can never truly understand, then lose the activity you love most as a part of you isn't really You anymore.
No wonder Marx went crazy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (/POS)
>DESS.EXE HAS STOPPED FUNCTIONING
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transcription under the cut!
The worst ship chart ever.
Ship name: Loopdile
[insert very tiny math] Ages: 43 and 31? Age difference: 8?
Portrait of Odile with an eyebrow raised saying "I'm not telling." Name: Odile. Gender: trans woman (maybe nb but idrc rn). Sexuality: Aro lesbian.
Portrait of Loop with a finger raised saying "I'm not telling~" Name: Loop. Gender: Nonbinary (??? what is identity). Sexuality: Ace bi
General sliders. "Relationship starts quickly vs the slowest burn you can possibly imagine" is marked fairly close to slowly and trails off towards slow burn. "They'll be together forever vs They'll break up after 2 months tops" has two marks, one at 2 months and one really close to forever. "Cute couple vs dear god they're ugly" is marked a quarter slider away from cute. "Reasonably healthy and normal relationship vs They're dying and getting killed and hurt man" has a wide mark all the way from the halfway point to a quarter away from healthy. "Extremely popular ship vs literally no one ships this but me" is marked fairly close to no one.
Specific sliders. "Giddy and happy to be in love vs they just killed themselves 40 times in their head at the idea of being in love" has loop at died and odile fairly close to died. "The madoka vs the homura" has loop at homura and odile a third of the slider away. "Telling anyone who will listen about their partner vs rarely brings up that they're in a relationship" has loop a quarter away from telling anyone and odile fairly close to rarely. "eats and/or encourages a healthy diet vs eats dry instant noodles only" has loop at noodles and odile a third away from healthy. "crazy ass vs truck freak" has loop at crazy ass and odile fairly close to truck freak.
Tell me why your ship is interesting... go!
What draws them together? Odile is the only motherfucker that can handle them; Loop is weird and intriguing.
What stands in the way? Poor communication skills; Loop is clingy but Odile often needs space; Loop lashes out and self-isolates.
What are their good traits? They're both hilarious and dedicated to the bit; they're both devoted to their loved ones.
What makes them hopeless at romance? Odile is aro-spec and uninterested in romance; Loop both hates/fears and craves romance; Luckily they can just be something stranger!
Describe them with one trope: found family, deadpan x emotional, secret third thing, I'll protect you from yourself.
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I see your "Chai catching mices" and "Chai catching pigeons," and "Chai catching fish" post and I raise you something not totally related but also kinda and I just really want to talk about it.
Chai and 808 making up their own language composed of little sounds gestures and eye movements mostly from 808s part to talk to each other.
Like, what did that side eye mean? Was she actually giving you a "side eye" or was she trying to tell you something? Maybe it means exactly what you think it means in their language. You don't know.
Chai and 808 have no interest in telling anyone what anything means.
Okay but I'm straight up obsessed with this one like what are these little cat freaks doing?
Why are they doing morse code with their blinks?
What are they trying to say that we can't read or hear?
The rest of the Rebel Band spends a while observing to figure out wtf is going on with these two. Peppermint keeps notes in her diary of whatever the hell any of it can mean.
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i know the whole vampire can't be turned twice or they'll explode thing in wwdits is a funny bit and sort of the cause of a lot of the drama in season five rn
but like. how are they supposed to have fucked up mutually bitey bloody vampire sex now :c
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Also got a laughable assortment of items from the international grocery store and local antique stores that my friend kept snatching from my arms if i said, "ooh cool." A 3-day W in a sea of L's.
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not sure im liking the trend of cats with stubby little legs....
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