critical role episode 48 campaign 2 notes and funny lines post break edit:this has detailed notes on all the stuff that happened later in the episode including physical descriptions near the end. enjoy ya nerds
don’t steal the books from a high powered mage; don’t kill the dude; beau turning into cad; look at beau planning for the future
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is marisha flirting with matt via matt playing yasha and beau flirting with yasha?
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‘tea the international language’ but no earl grey
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wensworth the goblin
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coming from Cad ‘im a fine tea maker’ is kinda a threat tbh
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elf that isn’t white/European??? yay! also really old elves are cool
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beau and cad tag teaming a political chat with a mage this can’t end poorly
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Nott: :beau ruins every situation shes in and is very abrasive
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send the freaking cat!!! why not?? caleb my dude
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god i miss allura and gilmore currently
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fucking fuck don’t lie to the mage beau plz stop this is painful ‘you’re not wrong’ sure blame the ancient sea god
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‘on the verge of returning’ yea no duh you let him out 2/3 of the way so fjord could get a spell
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‘we found a thing’ so smooth and eloquent beau ‘it was presented to us as the happy fun time ball’
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‘butter fingers with magical items’
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beau getting a geography lesson from a very old powerful elven mage
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‘magical geometric orb that has the ability to bend time and space and fate’ which is kept in a hot pink magic bag that happened to ‘fall into [their] lap’
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‘if youre down im down is what im saying... i have a few slots open in my loyalty bank if you’re willing to pay rent’ says the 20 some human who punches things to the centuries old wizard ‘
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liam stress eating
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cad’s hope in the group is heartwarming
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tower metaphors and a conversation!!!
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caleb reading shitty romance novel and nott eating a fish outside a mage’s tower in the morning sunlight in a major city
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caleb takes the rear
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first name drop and a while
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holy shit 200 years of magic using
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cad explaining materialistic nature of the rest of the party to elf dude is hilarious
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teleportation circles?????? in return for access to the sphere!! oh shit thats good
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or candy
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crap. no one has insight checked this dude and they gave him the happy fun ball and made a deal kinda.
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‘how do we prove our loyalty?’ ‘by not fucking me over’ sounds like a good plan
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is this guy just caleb’s patron now on the low idk this is how my head works and he said learn
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“you have a geometric shape that makes babies?” “yea they talked about that”
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fjord just kills the dude
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‘i got banishment on hold just in case’ *cackling laughter*
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i agree with elf dude, him not knowing anything about the dodecha is more concerning than him knowing about it
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ALL THE CITIES FROM CR1 MENTIONED FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! I STILL MISS ALLURA AND GILMORE
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good to know the pink bag protects from divination on this plane but just this one
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jester and the traveler figurine
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cad included the Traveler in the ‘chaotic forces’ i still think the traveler is some kinda arch fey evil things idk its real late here and this is incoherent
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‘well, thats been my morning tea‘
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caleb getting additional tour
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good aesthetic for the room tbh
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letting weird people in for morning tea is entertainment is a mood and something i strive to be able to do without getting murdered one day
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so yasha and caleb both have gotten the ‘stay with friends’ chat from a powerful being which is nice. but also the ‘use who you need to’ going to caleb is vaguely concerning
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personalized biscuits [bourbon, cinnamon, lobster, fish and three unknowns]
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‘caleb, what happened in there?’
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cad not believing caleb’s bullshit and opening doors for caleb warms my heart
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‘if this isn’t the death of us, and if not hes a good ally. somethings gonna be the death of us so [yolo]’
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‘you can’t bullshit everyone in this world’
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cad talking about beau telling the truth: ‘you’re not very good at it but you tried
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jester looking out for nott and her home town
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caleb and beau being cute while also giving each other shit is the most sibling like thing
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omg going back to allfield that was so long ago for fucks sake BRYCE my person thank god
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jester had a boy band phase its cannon and i think the girls had a sleepover in jester’s old room. also marion never leaves the hotel. THE RUBY NECKLACE MY HEART AND THE HONEY AWWWWW
‘the army of men and women and inbetween that will do as i want them to’ god i adore her being protective of jester
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also the fact matt makes such a good mom why is he like this
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travel time!!!! ‘roll for initiative’-tal
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how does matt keep these notes so organized and remember all the npc names
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the ranger/beast master in Laura is coming out with nugget
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caleb is a devout cat person and jester is the definition of a dog person
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nott refining oil on a magical moving cart, while jester reads a romance novel and trains a dog,
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Dyren- Beau’s roommate at colbot souls; ‘taught beau lots of really cool things’ got sent to a warfront. shaved head, dark clothes, buff b/c ‘been workin out’, ‘do you love her?’ they had ‘good times’, then literal booty call, and dropping locations, Dyren was in Bladegarden. ‘fierce eyebrows, pointed nose’
OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES
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Vandren info drop to Fjord ‘he was making amends’
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Dyren responded and was hurt in Bladegarden but is safe. Beau looked immediately worried and happy about jester’s imput [’sounded way into you’]
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empire kids chat and caleb admitting insecurities about powerful people and being scared about the consequences of his actions and the group’s actions. caleb is scared about being forced to leave for safety and being ‘flayed alive’. my thoughts are he would leave if he became a threat to the others by being there or vise versa. trent would extort that b/c hes a dick
“caleb, unfortunately, you don’t get to choose who cares for you” you’re fucking correct Beau
“the problem with friends is that you have to care for them”
walks away “wow cool caleb! see- jester thinks you’re cool because shes your fucking friend!”
me too Tal “everything i like about those two characters in one conversation”
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5 years since Caleb left Trent and crew ie had a nervous breakdown
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gustav left town after being freed and trostenwald now has a WV accent that is too familiar
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100 extra soldiers in allfield. bryce is still up and kicking and wonderful. stuff ‘got this far east [quickly]’. the attacks came from underground apparently so fuck. the fields were burned, building destroyed a bit then they [Xhorhasians] left
“good thing is they’ve already been attacked so lightning doesn’t strike twice” oof thanks bryce
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beau just dead ass asking for illegal writing statements
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fjord having a thank u jesus bryce moment
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jester giving cad a pretty present is ‘so exciting’ and precious
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Cad not knowing cookbooks were a thing!!! and not being utterly literate enough to understand it
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wtf happened to liam’s voice in the ‘main export is oysters’ thing
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FELDERWEN!!!!!
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a dozen squads of 50 ppl each patrolling felderwen area so rippppp
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Nott knows where the halfing’s house is.... interesting... and is heavily drinking
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BLUE FLASH
elven woman in fine clothes of green and black ----lady vest durogna the arch mage of antiquity serboros assembly
a male figure in deep blue robes, older pale elf, fine clothes, the flash came from him----- martinette luden’th de____ arch mage of domestic protection
CALEB KNOWS THEM BOTH FROM THE ACADEMY AHHHHHH
he just lays flat and hides in the cart internally: ‘nopenopenopenope’
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several burned buildings, a warehouse, an inn, apothecary and several houses
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ohhhh shit the halfling was the owner of the apothecary and nott was looking for the shit she had been sending back this whole adventure....... im sad now that was confirmed
havent found a body of yeza
luke is yeza’s son at old edith’s house
halflings only produce halflings according to something i read at some point but forget where sooooooooo
shattered vials and materials and house stuff
CHILDREN'S TOYS
locked basement which nott knows of?? Nott is anxious and impatient when the door doesn’t open. jester fails, yasha rages and at a 19 and doesn’t break the door. ‘it wasn’t [trapped]’ but dispel magic worked to open it.
a 15′x15′ room, tossed ‘not like you remember’ to nott, a 2x3 iron chest. a single chair in the center of the room. definitely a struggle with heavy impacts and blade scratched on wall
nott was the torturer from the goblin tribe
chair was placed in the spot after the struggle
this was where he [yeza] kept chemicals according to nott
poisoned iron locked box (dull black glass) inside a retractable silver tripod to hold something atop it, 3 empty vials 1 full one with a liquid/gas fog like dull colored thing, a pile of destroyed notes [two pieces of still legible paper which have props]
dunamous field, causes ppl slow to be slower or faster, ‘captured crin operatives’ dunaments and dunamacy, origon gliffs, exist outside established schools of magic, theory in deeply rooted in arcana taken for granted, rooted in _____ town, 12-16 months to refine, word has found me that trent’s kiddos have knacks for this things, dreams are thrilling
well shittttt
crin on battle fields, ‘breaking fields of fate, fuck the raven queen
SHIIIIIT
a piece of dunemous
dodecha goes in tripod according to beau
chair facing chest
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cricks did this apparently
a little under 100 crowns guard killed, 4 civilians burned
soldiers just ‘slowed down’
left via tunnels and collapsed them behind them
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nott dont be a bitch and don’t get mad at caleb and call them ‘his people’
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cad picks up caleb and ‘youre not at fault here, youre the solution here. don’t let her anger... its not about you’
my HEART
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the chest is too big for the haver sack but fits in lorenzo’s bag of holding
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people have entered and exited since the attack and left the chair and stuff
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lots ‘o chairs
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nott needs to see ledith and uke (?) and not flip the fuck out
‘humble hobble’
nott looked like halfling plump face, braids, tan skin
edith- human older, grey hair, beady eyes, ever present smile like face
LUKE IS HER SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANNON
*edit- rewatching this and seeing ever one’s faces “wheres my son?!” particularly laura/liam/travis just hurt. liam just looked up after a second and travis did his face he does and laura just stiffened and eyes and hand to face. caleb/liam who knows just hugs himself the rest of the convo. marisha is note taking and fuck the video off now
about 5 yrs old, blue eyes, tan/light brown skin, halfling
gave him the doll of the king
IM GONNA CRY NOW BYE
‘HES PROABLY DEAD NOW TOO LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WER’
yenza locks him away when ‘the mean lady comes by’
mean lady has pointy ears and comes often, luke was kept in room, luke was pushed out of the house and told to go somewhere safe so he ran to edith’s house and ‘everything was on fire’
‘im not strong enough to come back yet but know that [im stll thinking of you and i send things] and i hope dad sends them to you.“ fuck my heart
“in my heart i think he is” “well don’t die”
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the elves are gong to the ruins of yenza’s house
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marisha looked so betrayed
tal ‘i was waiting for the riegel shoe to drop’
WOW
HEY CALEB- WOOOW
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we’ll pick up hiiiere
fuck you sam and matt and everything abou this my heart is just FUCKKK
ummm so enjoy the frantic poorly taken notes <3
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i never check my mentions apparently @alpacalmond and @uiyutrentasei tagged me in a GTKM thing so im gonna do it oh uhhhh 2 weeks later LOL because i cant sleep and i hate myself
i tag @hal-strider if they didnt do it? and @noctiilucent, @kiyumiarashi, @whimsicmimic and @ataliaf uwu and anyone else who wants to do it!!
how tall are you: this is a cryptid question. i get a different result every time i try to measure myself and ive never asked anyone else to do it for me. some people tell me im very short, others have told me im average height for someone who is afab. im gonna hazard a guess at 5′5 tho.
what colour are your eyes: very dark brown
do you wear contacts and/or glasses: glasses. i literally CANNOT see without them. i mean like 2 inches from my glasses-less face is so blurry its unbelievable. i get super triggered by eye stuff tho so contacts are a no go ALSO i look weird w/o glasses anyway.
do you wear braces: no my teeth r p good actually. one is a bit wonky but thats life
what is your fashion style: i mean 90% panties and a sweaty 4 day tshirt because i just spend all day in my room like a goblin. BUT when i actually go out im ur basic ass post-emo trans dude with skinny jeans, converse and a too-big graphic tee. sometimes i spice it up with a plaid shirt because im fuckin GAY.
when were you born: october 12th 1999, babey
how old are you: 18 motherfucker flashes my titties and gulps a bottle of vodka im an ADULT
do you have any siblings: yes. a younger brother and hes a cunt
what school/college do you go to: im at sixth form rn (last yr of highschool technically if ur american but im not and hs finishes at 16 yrs old here deal with it). im going uni next yr tho and this years almost over for me academically since we go on study leave soon for our final exams. uwu overshares
what kind of student are you: the asshole who never studies for tests and does homework at 5am the morning before and still manages to pull straight As to everyones anger. im also the adhd class clown who makes random noises and cant concentrate half the time. ik i hate myself too im so annoying irl even more so than online.
what are your favorite subjects: in terms of actual content of the subject, english lit fs. in terms of classmates/teachers/general atmosphere DEFFO drama we spend half of our time eating cake, singing random shit and just losing our minds while filming it on snapchat which shouldnt at all be allowed.
what are your favorite movies: god idek. um. fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i cant think of a single movie. ok ok ok i got it: white chicks, premium rush, scott pilgrim vs the world, the cornetto triology too i just love edgar hes such a great director. i like a lot of the marvel movies esp the spiderman hc and thor ragnorok and both gotg were p good. i love a lot of movies my brains just a void that sucks memories up into its fat gob and steals them from me forever.
what are your pastimes: sleeping, crying, used to be rping but i gave up on that, playing overwatch way too much and getting tilted because im shit, reading fanfictions did i say sleeping
do you have many regrets: dude. my guy. come in close. let me whisper in ur ear. are you close? no, closer. ok.
YES
what is your dream job: whoo boy. im do indecisive and i think a LOT of jobs seem super cool that id never do i.e. be an actor or be in a band. my dream job since i was like 8 was to be a writer which is unlikely since i cant even finish a pwp oneshot. but thatd be cool. id also like to write plays and direct them but thats also wild and v dream > reality.
would you like to get married: honestly. marriage as an institution? angers me. i dont like a lot of things about it. BUT. part of the reason i hate it is honestly if ur in a long long term relationship with someone ur better off married than not in terms of the benefits so. id happily get married if the other person wanted and/or we felt like it was the right thing to do, i just dont really care about being married or having a wedding tbh.
do you want kids? how many if so: no. hard pass. i might adopt if im long-term with someone who SUPER wants kids but that likely wont happen because i dont want to get into a long-term relationship with someone so desperate for kids since i dont have that same enthusiasm. sorry. ill be ur uncle gabe but im not having my own children im just not well equipped to literally have a full time job of making sure little idiots (meant affectionately) who dont know fuck from shit dont just straight up die. i can barely do that for myself.
how many countries have you visited: shit dude actually ive only visited like... uh... 4??? a lot of my holidays tend to be to the same countries (portugal/america) so i dont have that much experience like i feel like i do.
what was your scariest dream: hmmmm. when i was a kid i had these recurring dreams where i worked at this like. “zoo” where these MASSIVE, i mean ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE string rays that were also pancakes were like. hooked up to make electricity? anyway i hated the job because we all abused the rays super bad to make them generate the power and it sucked and it was all dystopian. there was stuff where like we had to kill the baby rays and stuff. anyway one day it went all planet of the apes and they broke out somehow and could fly and they killed loads of people and i had to go into hiding because they were super clever and could id who had worked at the zoo plant and wanted revenge. its super weird ik but this is pretty tame for my dreams they go HARD and BIZARRE and this one always made me wake up feeling super sick and scared idk. ur welcome.
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other: no im lonely but its ok because i need to work on me
put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping the first 15 songs: ok so i dont really have a “playlist” per se so im just gonna use my top 100 2017 songs on spotify which ignores a lot of my non-spotify non-2017 bangers but whatever.
1) ‘My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark’ by FOB
2) ‘Tuxford Fall’ - Vasudeva
3) ‘Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued’ - FOB
4) ‘Fried Noodles: Getter Remix’ - Pink Guy, Getter (listen ive never watched any filthy frank he weirds me out but this is a banger)
5) ‘Brick By Boring Brick’ - Paramore
6) ‘Thnks Fr Th Mmrs’ - FOB (i really dont listen to this much fob this is crazy)
7) ‘Death Note L’s Theme Goes Metal’ - Charlie Parra del Riego (theres no defence for this)
8) ‘Turnstile’ - Vasudeva
9) ‘Idle Worship’ - Paramore
10) ‘Monster’ - Paramore
11) ‘Miss Missing You’ - FOB
12) ‘The City’ - Madeon
13) ‘Far Too Young To Die’ - P!ATD
14) ‘Don’t Stop’ - Nothing More (really this is the band i listen to much smh these results are so skewed)
15) ‘Smile Like You Mean It’ - The Killers
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