#ohh shit

[cryingnotcrying]

[plumbobpyo]

Master scientist career and complete Chief of Mischief aspiration

Master mischief and logic skills

[promisethatillnevertell]

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[jennilah]

people love "back the fuck off," but my favorite quote here is what he says right after. what a fucking bastard i love him lmao

[th3e-m4ng0]

ohhh my god

[columboscreens]

[starflungwaddledee]

lost a bet with @eliastheownerof0axolotls, so here's today's starstruck shipaganza entry (and also a belated birthday present for elias) featuring his oc flower dee and the rather absurd "blush off":

[rbtlvr]

'Is this like an Alice in Wonderland thing?' Leo called out, paddling towards Sensei and trying not to swallow water as he moved. 'Did you cry all these tears?' 'The mindscape does love a good metaphor.' Sensei called back, and he sounded fucking wrecked.

old dead bones that don't get theirs (death wish sidefic by @remedyturtles) was written to kill me, specifically, personally, actually. i still think about it Constantly

[cowboy-robooty]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)

dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)

preorder dis bad boy right HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

[crescentfool]

it's mochizuki monday! have some old doodles because i miss him 💛

[braimin]

Sanji getting a dangerously deep gash on his wrist and Zoro goes so crazy Luffy has trouble restraining him. He’s trying to hold Zoro down while Chopper tends to Sanji and he’s like ‘Not only do straw hats not kill people, this lady is not worth you unleashing asura.’ Sanji is in the background yelling about how Zoro shouldn’t be trying to hit a woman, no matter what the circumstances are.

But Sanji does understand how Zoro is feeling. He probably couldn’t control himself if he saw Zoro take a bad hit from the back. But really, Zoro is going a bit overboard with this.

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

people on this website will make a post completely unrelated to politics, feminism or gender and then reblog with EDIT: THE TERFS HAVE FOUND THIS POST WELL PSA ASSHOLES IM TRANS SO YOU CANT AGREE OR LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD, like its so incredibly silly everytime

[threeawfulfruits]

My brain, stirring all my interests around like peeps in a chili pot:

[owlcracker]

can't get over how silly he is

[solmod]

forever thinking about solkat. "yeah kk diid you want me two lean down and kii22 you riight on the lii2p ii mean liip2??" "kk c0uld kiss me right 0n the lisp i mean lips just give me a big fat sm00ch like grab me by the c0llar and yank me d0wn and smash his m0uth int0 mine and i w0uldnt even care btw" is not the epic clapback you think it is, sollux

[2smolbeans]

[April and Matheias are sitting down, having a drink together as they converse about the bullshit Marco(Yandere COO) has put them through.]

Matheias:

"So, what did he do to you?"

April:

"He took (y/n) away from me and now threatens to kill me everyday..The fucker technically is the calls the shots for what happens in the company I work at so I can't even do anything! You?"

Matheias:

"He killed a friend of ours back in high school because she had a crush on his 'darling beloved', then tried to frame me for her murder. I tried warning (y/n), but they just didn't listen.."

Darling: *Rushes in a panic as they lock the door behind them. Hyperventilating as they ramble quickly about their findings*

Matheias:

"Huh, speak of the devil-"

Darling:

"You were right. He's batshit insane. He locked me up, pushed an old man because he looked at me, and is threatening to have me blacklisted from every job so that I have no source of income?! I'm so sorry, I should've listened..

April and Matheias: