#liveblogging twin peaks

[adamshallperish]

playthings literally made me lose my mind so here's the sam and dean scene with twin peaks music

[virtualplushy]

captain of the laura palmer defense team first, lucy moran stan second

[mandydoesstuff]

At long last, watching Twin Peaks for the first time. Did my best to avoid spoilers, but wow I am excited. I'm like 3 minutes in and already love it.

[zangheuse]

as a professional hawaiian shirt wearer i do NOT accept dr jacoby as one of my own, this dude sucks

[transneilyoung]

i no longer hate bobby

[gayspock]

okie I finished ep 1 of twin peaks and idk how I feel YET (I like da characters and da vibe but it feels too early I figure) but one thing is the fact there's naur wayyy im gonna remember all these townspeople. there's so many of you and you all look da same.!!!!

[nicholasmillergf]

rewatching twin peaks. don’t text

[postalpunk]

YOURE KIDDING LMAOOOO

[annachibi]

liveblogging episode 1 of Twin Peaks

DO NOT SPOIL ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CURTAINS AND BLOCK YOU FOREVER

this is a very long opening credits sequence

TRASH ON THE BEACH. FOR SHAME

oh that's not trash

sure is the early 90's with these ladies' perms lol

GENERAL HAMMOND? sorry, my stargate sg-1 is showing

um why did that guy just dance across the hall?? lmao

the slight level of cheese in this show makes it difficult to tell if people are just cheesy actors or if the characters have suspicious reactions

"I can tell from the sounds that it isn't her" oh mood I can tell who's coming up my stairs by the sounds

she had a fuckin camcorder?? no no that's suspicious, right? my DAD didn't have one of those until I was like 3 or 4! this family doesn't look THAT loaded

the heck kinda wounds were those on her? cigar burns? but they were raised

sir, you need to pay more attention to your driving instead of wondering about the trees lmao which are probably redwoods or something

the friggin TREES lmao oh douglas firs that makes sense - I just went to ask my mom and apparently we have a douglas fir by the house but we had a dawn redwood when we lived in PA and I thought they were the same kind all these years lskdjf I'm not a tree person

wha...

NOT THE CLOSE-UP WITH THE NAIL AHH STOP slkdfls

what the HECK how on earth would that get in there

is there even a Diane or is that just how he likes to take notes lol

aw poor Andy

Bobby didn't do it but he IS a piece of shit

LESBIANS? lol jk but the cut from mentioning she was seeing someone else to "look how happy she is" with her friend in the video made me think it

"You didn't love her, anyway." WHOA DAMN I mean he's right but that was a hell of a move to say it

Donna's so purdy

lol tv said ENHANCE

that is uh. a whole deer head

I don't know how those things are fixed to the wood plaques but it looks like there was another one nailed up right next to it that's gone now for some reason

is Cooper just that good or does he know something already because he's gettin a bit Sherlock Holmes

IF Y'ALL PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN COULD QUIT CHEATING AND SHIT

I'm glad they didn't re-curl Donna's hair to the way it was before the bike ride, I appreciate the realism

Lucy's the best, I love her

buddy cops! cop buddies!

oh. so she can see stuff, neat. gettin into the weird already

[adamshallperish]

is this a twin peaks reference?

[virtualplushy]

my last rb inspired me to watch twin peaks again so i immediately restarted the pilot i love this weird ass show

[boreal-sea]

I'm watching Twin Peaks for the first time.

Pilot episode spoiler free thoughts: I am hooked. The characters are all really interesting and I want to know more and to watch all of them like ants. I want to put them in a jar and shake it up.

Pilot episode - liveblogging, full of spoilers.

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Lots of machinery ASMR and nature porn. Not sure what the show's about though.

Who is this sad person making sad eyes at the camera.

Hello fisher guy. Oh, a thing. Oh it's early spring, those tulips aren't up yet. Oh that's a whole body.

Lucy's gonna tell everyone. Oh boy he gets to use the siren!

Andy's got a big heart huh. Ope, they know her.

Hi lady (mom?), Laura's not coming down.

That kitchen is red.

Does David Lynch have a foot fetish?

Gross, don't spit dude.

"We're businessy businessmen doing business"

Is this Mr. Palmer? Yup. Also, there's the sheriff. Sarah knows what's up. Glad to see he cares about his kid tho. So often the businessy businessmen don't care about their kids.

Oh, I know this music! Now I know where it's from.

Ow, my ears.

Ah, Bobby. Here you are. You're a greaser huh? Ah, smoking and drinking, it's what Teens Do.

Idk if the acting is good or bad but I do believe Laura's dad's character is genuinely sad.

No really, does David Lynch have a foot fetish?

Bobby I want to hate you but you are very charismatic. Random screaming student. Everyone just seems to instinctively know Laura is dead.

Bobby was driving his third girlfriend home, he wasn't murdering anyone. Hey whoever this guy is, he's actually ensuring Bobby gets his rights, to a degree.

Everyone also seems to have really loved Laura. Like. It's almost creepy how much they all love her.

Oh, it's the music again.

Don't be sad, just get some drugs.

Oh, sad lady owns the mill. Josie Packard. Why is the other woman so mad?

Oh, that doesn't look like a good time, girl. Oh, she escaped.

It's Flattop greaser guy. He was in love with Laura too??

Hello eyepatch lady.

IT'S OUR GUY, RIGHT? The detective??? That's some sleazy music, he's gotta be a detective. He's very cheery.

Dale Cooper, FBI.

Huh. Dale, you're a bit of a snob. Also, you're annoying. Am I supposed to like you?

What is in this psych's ears?? Also, creepy, yuck.

Ew, Dale's going really far up there under that nail. Oh shit, a letter. Dale your face disturbs me.

Hey blonde boy, you don't tell Donna what to do. Heh, Ed's alright though.

Yeah, I'd also break the diary open, it's not like she's gonna write in it again. Hm, "J" is not Bobby. Day 26? Cocaine? Lockbox key? Mysteries abound. Also, chocolate bunnies.

I kinda love this cop who can't stop crying. Andy.

I don't think Bobby killed her. Wait, how was she studying at Bobby's house at 9:30 if her mom said she came home at 9? Lol using a calculator to type messages. "She wouldn't do that to me" hmm, do what? See "J"?

Audrey does what Audrey wants. *snort*. Audrey, you're great. Terrible, but I love you anyway.

Ooh, who said that line about the picnic earlier in the episode???

I guessed there'd be a reflection in her eyes.

Oh - it's flatop kid. He's the biker? But is he THE biker? And just cause he was the person behind the camera doesn't mean he killed or hurt them.

Oh, I've seen/heard "Fire walk with me" online before, didn't know it was from Twin Peaks!

Flattop has the other heart piece...

Seems that whole family is a bit... in need of help.

Ronette, who escaped, was a sex worker or something? In a skeezy magazine. Also a photo of trucker guy?

Ok Leo, your acting is kinda bad.

Oooh, Ed's getting it on with diner lady? Don't blame him. But meeting at the Roadhouse at 9:30? That's when flattop is gonna meet whatshername!.

Oooh she was his sister. That's why sawmill lady was so angry.

"Who's the lady with the log?" "We call her the log lady"

Mayor is senile, apparently. Dale, don't scare them all by saying the killer may be among them and then tell them not to start a witch hunt.

~oooh nighttime scary~

Hi, old man. Oh, Donna's relative of some kind. At least her sister(?) is gonna cover for her. Harriet. The bros are here to grab Donna but she's not there hehe. Blondie is Mike, got it. Heh. Harriet, that wasn't much of a cover. But Dad? Grandpa? I wouldn't have told THOSE losers she was missing, I would've said "She doesn't want to see your sorry asses".

Are you really gonna leave Hank? For Ed? Are you? Love this singer though. Ah, so the other bikers? greasers? don't like Mike and Bobby huh?

Oooh Joe's taking her to "James".

I'd turn off your lights if you're tailing, that's just me.

I do like how like, not-glorified this bar fight is. It's kinda lame actually.

So here's James.... oh, it's flattop. Oooh, so Laura WAS into sketchy stuff. And maybe Bobby killed someone? Aw, James. I don't think you killed her either. I might be super wrong, but hey. And it's the music again. It's fine, you can trauma bond and kiss to the music. Eey, Donna, that's a good plan to hide the necklace actually. If he's innocent.

Oh, I like that Dale already believes James didn't do anything.

Bobby that's a hell of a look on your face.

Aw, Donna's dad is a sweetie.

Bobby, you're so fucking weird. But apparently so is Mike, so whatever. Two peas in a pod. Also I don't like you anymore.

Ooh Mill owner lady and the sheriff are together, and the mill sister is planning some murder perhaps?

Uh, what? Was Laura's mom dreaming? Having a vision? Screaming for an unrelated reason?

(end of episode)

[manekinoodle]

why is dale cooper so interesting? someone tell me. he's not the classic blunt savant (that's rosenfield) but he also... is. in a way. idk. help.

[mandydoesstuff]

Why are these bitches barking

[zangheuse]

i’m finally starting season 2 and so help me god, if “the owls aren’t what they seem” turns out to be super important later, i’m losing it

[dirt-str1der]

I LOVEEE THIS LOOK AT THE FAKE BLOOD ON THE TIPS OF THE PRONGS ....