#liverpool fc incorrect quotes

[gaemen]

What if?

Alisson: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Robertson: What if it bites me and it dies!? Virgil: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Robbo, learn to listen. Trent: What if it bites itself and I die? Alisson: That's voodoo. Harvey: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Trent: That's correlation, not causation. Darwin: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Virgil, with a smirk: That's kinky.

[lecvry]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THE FOOTBALL TEXT MESSAGES THEYRE SO FUNNY LMAO

OF COURSE ANON 🫡

BALLERS (mostly lfc.. again) AS RANDOM MSGS ! ;

hope u enjoyed anon :3 x (dt; @4nzo, @b8au, @ballsbalb + anon?)

[wirtziala]

Liverpool incorrect quotes

Robbo: with all due respect, which is none,

Curtis: *sneaks into kirkby at 2am* Virgil: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were? Curtis: I was with… Uh… Ali! Alisson: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Virg- I can’t stop the chair-

Ibou: pfft look at that idiot Robbo: *chasing after a squirrel with a baseball bat* Ibou: Ibou: shit that's my idiot

Curtis: why can't dinosaurs clap? Fabio: because their hands are too sh- Harvey: because they're all dead.

trent: i'm cold dominik: here take my jacket ibou: i'm cold robbo: *sets kirkby on fire*

dejan: would you kiss me for $100 mo: why? dejan: just curious mo: i guess? dejan: *slams $100 on the table* would you look at that-

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Virgil: I give up. I am so tired.

Mo: Get the emergency supply!

Robbo: *carries Alisson and places him in front of Virgil*

Alisson: *smiles*

Virgil: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[leclercloml]

Footballer | Fake Text part 7

(Groupchat edition)

[live-laugh-loverpool]

(Robbo has somehow gotten onto mo's f**king chandelier)

robbo: and now we watch the amazing specimen in his natural habitat! ooohhh, he's looking HOT right now! he picks up his coffee...

Mo (used to this chaos by now): get down, love, we don't want another injury

[enzocisp]

@b3az wanted more so here yall go 🙏

(as again, these are all fake and only fo banter !!)

also happy birthday 2 my fav scouser ; trentski ‼️ mans pushing his 30's 🙀

please lmk if yall want more x 🙏

[liverpool-enjoyer]

incorrect lfc quote

hendo: can you step back, youre making me claustrophobic

robbo: what does claustrophobic mean

trent: it means hes afraid of santa claus

hendo: no it doesnt-

robbo: HO HO HO

trent: STOP IT ROBBO YOURE SCARING HIM

[lfcincorrectquotes]

Thiago: *sees someone doing something stupid* 

Thiago: What an idiot. 

Thiago: *realizes it's Kostas*

Thiago: Wait, that's MY idiot!

[gaemen]

Okay I surely need one with Alisson and Virgil based on this thing here:

Alisson and Trent are talking, then Allison sees Virgil walk in.

Trent: Yeah, then that blonde one from United sl-

Alisson looking over at Virgil: Hold on Trent, I'll be back.

*Trent gasps and leaves his mouth open.*

Alisson: Hey Vir! *kisses him on the cheek*

Virgil: Oh, what a surprise, Hey Ally. *Smiles*

Klopp, closing Trent's mouth: Close your mouth, son; a fly might get in.

[elmatadorisgay]

Inspired by watching some tiktoks of them

Harvey: Oooh Fab look there's mistletoe

Fabio: *scoffs* Come on you know I don't like that

Harvey: you know I don't bite. Come on

Fabio: Go find a girl or something to kiss

Harvey: No I want you *pouts his lips out a bit and moves closer to Fabio*

Fabio: *leans in and kisses Harvey*

Harvey:

Harvey: I... I wasn't expecting you to actually kiss me!

[mylfcjournal]

Jürgen: My ring's gone!! My wedding ring came off in the ocean and it's gone :(((

Ulla: *holding their grandchild* Jürgen there's people that are dying

[jaja-dingdong]

Virgil: Ah yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Hendo: I really care about your feelings!

Adam: No, I really care about YOUR feelings!

Virgil: ... and then there is the disaster couple...

Trent: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Robbo: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Alisson: Ow!

Klopp: What’s wrong?

Alisson: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Klopp: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Luis Diaz: I can’t tell whether you’re a genius or just arrogant

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Well on a good day I’m both.

[live-laugh-loverpool]

(Ali, Mo, Robbo and Virgil are stargazing)

Ali: Look, there's Libra! And Gemini, and Pisces, and...I think that's the Cancer! Or is that Orion, or Venus...

Virgil: you used to do this often?

Mo: yep, we used to this all the time back in Roma

Robbo (loud as usual): LOOK! LOOK! i think i saw my face there!

Virgil (fondly rolling his eyes): yeah yeah, you saw your face in three other constellations