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Character bio of the Afro Asian Native Fae Elvish, Giant Kin, and Goblinoid Spellcaster, Gunslinger, & Swordfighter Part 2:

Lysander Alphonse Norwood/Luciana Jaqueline Norwood or Kittsak/Kaeo Alin Pramoj:

Rank:

Started:

C+ rank

F to D rank Guild Trainee

C+ rank Guild member

B- rank Adventurer

B+ rank Silver ranked Hunter

C ranked Hero

Now:

S+ rank (SSS+ High Class). Titan rank.

S+ Rank (Unrankable) Guild Member.

S+ rank (Adamantine Rank) Adventurer. (Mithril, Orichcalum, Adamantine)

S+ rank (Platinum Rank) Hunter (Monster Hunter, Undead Slayer, Demon Hunter, Mage Hunter, Witch Hunter, Vampire Hunter, & Dragon Slayer). (Copper, Brass, Silver, Gold, Platinum)

S+ rank (Diamond Rank) Hero. (Amber, Pearl, Lapis, Opal, Amethyst, Emerald, Ruby, Diamond)

magical power, reliability on guild missions, one time guild membership due and monthly guild dues being paid on time annually, compliance with guild rules, quest completion percentage, good relationship with adventuring party, notoriety, fame, adventuring skills, respect from guild colleagues, contribution to the guild, talent, bond with royalty, furthering guild goals, assistance to the state (federation of kingdoms, empire of kingdoms, & or confederacy of nations), & overall effectiveness as a guild member and adventurer.

Adventurers who bring in high level class monsters, animals, and beasts for materials need to kill enemies the right way to properly dissect materials and not damage them. This lets them use them for crafting weapons, shields, clothes, armor etc with materials.

These are factors for the initial guild test to decide your rank and the annual tests and retakes to decide the merit of guild promotion. Some of these aren't for low ranked tests of F, D, E Class and mid rank of C Class but high ranked tests if you want to be B Class, A Class, or S rank.

Some of these factors shift or widen the economic, societal, & educational gaps in societal castes between adventurers in a system of classism.

Level: 500

Stat Points:

Accuracy: 500, agility: 500, athletics: 500, awareness:300, charisma: 400, constitution: 400, deception: 400, defense: 300, dexterity: 400, endurance: 400, flexibility: 300, health: 400, intelligence: 500, intuition: 400, luck: 300, magic: 500, mana: 500, perception: 300, persuasion: 400, power: 500, reflexes: 400, resistance: 300, sense: 300, speed: 400, stamina: 400, stealth: 300, strength: 400, vitality: 500, willpower: 300, & wisdom: 400.

Skills:

Academics, acrobatics, alchemy, appraisal, artificing, astrology, bartering, bureaucracy, bluff, business, charm, conversation, cooking, crafting, culture, diplomacy, disguises, electronics, explosives, finance, first aid, fitness, forgery, gambling, guns, haggling, healing, history, hunting, influence, intimidation, intuition, investigation, knowledge, language, law, leadership, lock picking, locksmith, lore, loyalty, marksmanship, medicine, navigation, negotiation, observation, performance, pickpocket, poisons, politics, ransack, repair, research, sailing, scavenging, scrapping, science, seduction, sneaking, speech, survival, tactics, tracking, trading, technology

Traits:

Alignment:

Depends on class background and species form:

Neutral Good

Chaotic Good

Neutral Evil

Lawful Evil

Chaotic Neutral

True Neutral

Class:

Multi Class Spellcaster. Gunslinger. Artificer. Fighter.

Subclass:

Gunslinger. Arcane Gunslinger. Magic Marksman. Spellshot. Gunsmith. Alchemical Gunslinger. Sharpshooter. Deadeye. Peerless Archer. Rifleman. Adept Marksman. Desperado. Knight. Battle Master. Champion. Weapon Master. Great Weapon Fighter. Tempest Fighter. Avenger. Sorcerous Knight. Mage Marksman.

Paladin (not the class but knight order rank). Crusader. Warden. Anointed Knight. Acolyte. Holy Knight. Oath of the Watchers. Oath of Glory. Oath of Heroism. Oath of Devotion. Oath of the Crown. Oath of Vengeance. Avenger. Platinum Knight. Oath of the Justicar.

Magic User. Arch Mage. Spellsword. War Mage. Arcanist. Monster Hunter. Rune Sage. Eldritch Knight. Demon Hunter. Rune Mystic. Gun Mage. Dragon Slayer. Summoner (Imps, Spirits, Succubi/Incubi, Fae Spirits, Genie/Djinn, Infernals, Celestials, Tieflings, Aasimar, Angels, Demons, God, Devils, Titans, Primordials).

War Wizard. Mage Hunter. Rune Mage. Witch Hunter. Magic Knight. Sword Mage. Rune Smith. Gun Witch. Dragon Rider. Rune Knight. Battle Mage. Rune Master, Magician. Wild Mage. Control Wizard. Rune Caster. Arcane Tactician. Shadow Adept. Psion. Archivist Tradition. Magical Savant. Lore Mastery. Swordplay Tradition. Ancient Magic. Incantrix. Mage Lord. Arcane Origin. Rune Fencer. Rune Blade.

Magical Swordsman. Hex Blade. Fighter. Soldier. Martial Artist. Cloaked Sniper. Scout. Pathfinder. Sniper. Elite Mercenary. Commander. Ardent. Mercenary Veteran. Sellsword, Samurai. Enlighted Samurai. Wandering Samurai. Ronin. Daimyo. Shogun. Warlord. Commander, Combat Veteran. Paragon. Vanguard. Tactician. Gladiator. Pit Fighter. Duelist. Swashbuckler. Fencer. Cavalier. Grand Marshal. Kensei. Empowerment. Destined Bloodline. Magus Bloodline. Enchantress Bloodline.

Background:

Has lived for a very long time as a magical variant human with half fae elvish, half giant kin, and half goblinoid ancestry. Has many magical clones.

Farmer. Gatherer. Fisherman. Weaver. Forager. Sailor. Far Traveler. Outlander. Borderlands. Child of the Wildlands. Fae Elven Raised. Giant kin raised. Goblinoid Raised. Amazonian. Hunter. Clan Hunter/Huntress. Clan Hunting Captain. Hunter’s Lodge. Druid. Barbarian. Ranger. Scout. Animal Whisperer. Stalker. Death Seeker. Seeker. Refugee. Exile. Outcast. Hermit. Wanderer. Nomad. Explorer. Forager. Hunter. Fisherman. Trapper. Survivalist. Inquirer. Cartographer. Desert Tracker (experienced desert guide). Map Maker. Forest Ranger (Wood Elf trained). Guide. Navigator. Wilderness Investigator. Forester. Game Keeper.

Warden (Keeper of an Ancient Elven Ruin). Sentinel (Defender of Fae Forest Sanctuary). Sentinel (Wood Elf Trained). Guardian. Protector. Defender. Temple Guardian (Door Sentry, Honor Guard, Temple Warden, Altar Sentinel, Unseen Watcher, Treasury Guardian. Library Custodian. Inner Sanctum Shield). Apothecary (For settlement, village, town, & city specializing in brews, potions, elixirs, salves, & concoctions).

Conservationist. Pathfinder. Wayfinder. Horizon Walker. Outrider (A pathfinder, wayfinder, outrider, and horizon walker is a combination of a few jobs in goblinoid and giant kin culture: an explorer, a vanguard, a diplomat, a scientist, a soldier, etc.). Master Inquisitor. Trailblazer. Wand Carver. Magical Amulet and Talisman Carver. Magical Witch’s Broomstick Carver. Clan Head. Clan Elder. Tribal Council Member. Clan Leader. Clan Patriarch/Clan Matriarch. Tribal Elder. Revered Elder. Chieftain. Warchief. Paramount Chieftain. Paramount Warchief. Active.

Trapped in the Fey Wilds (They bought and sold items at the Witch Night Market. Willingly or inadvertently they made a bargain with the fae). Fey Touched (Marked by pixies and fairies). Primal Fey. Estranged Fey. Fey Inheritor. Spirit of Two Worlds (Giantkin, Fae, & Goblinoid). Fey Wanderer. Berserker Rage. Channeled Fury. Fey Child (Trickster, Siren, Guide, Observer, Guardian, Reveler, Dealmaker). Seelie Court Royal Courtier (Ambassador). Seelie Court Agent (Working for Fairie King Oberon and Fairie Queen Titania). Seelie Court Lord/Lady. Active

Hostess. Bartender (Speakeasy where leaders of local mafia congregated to conduct illegal business. High end bar where nobles and aristocracy spoke of higher caste politics. Tavern where locals came for a drink after work). Barmaid (Worked in a city pub where locals taught them the tools of their trade. Worked in a speakeasy where they learned deception was a needed skill. Worked in a bar where they learned how to handle the rude and loud. Worked in a tavern where they met many travelers and performed many songs).

Tavern Singer. Saloon Entertainer. Barkeep. Brewer. Tavern Keeper. Layman’s Tavern Owner. Writer (Poetry). Seducer. Courtesan (Brothel and Aristocrat and nobility escort). Dom/Sub. Master/Mistress. Seductress. Lover (Nobles, Wealthy, Aristocratic, & Royalty). Temptress. Madam (Brothel Owner). Innkeeper. Server. Hostess. Waiter. Dishwasher. Baker. Grill Chef. Fry Chef. Pastry Chef. Fish Chef. Junior Chef. Station Chef. Deputy Chef. Head Chef. Executive Chef. Master Chef. Gourmet Chef. 5 Star Restaurant Owner. Mixologist. High End Bar Owner. Proprietor. Food Trader. Negotiator (Specializing in Transport and Accommodations). Writer (Cook Books). Active.

Merchant. Trader. Salesman. Vendor. Merchant. Assistant (Shop Assistant). Accountant (Merchant Guild). Bookkeeper (Major Artisan’s Guild). Shopkeeper (selling and buying adventurer weapons, armor, shields, & clothes). Store Owner (Magical items store). Appraiser. Auctioneer. Businessman. Tycoon. Magical Emporium. Guild Associate. Guild Initiate. Guild Apprentice. Guild Member (Merchant Guild). Guild Artisan (Armorer, Weapon Smiths, Fine Smiths, & Blacksmiths). Family Business. Merchant Prince/Merchant Princess.

Guild Merchant (Alchemists, Gems, Armorers, Books, & Apothecaries). Family Tradition. Caravan. Negotiator (Specializing in trading Adventurer's goods, Magical items, Rare Acquisitions, Crafting Items, & Specialist goods and transporting them by train, plane, or boat). Caravan Bodyguard. Armed Escort. Caravan Specialist. Able Carter (Hauler with a large operation that shipped goods across the super continent). Caravan Master. Tourist. Well Traveled. Road Salesman. Traveling Merchant (Transported goods by station wagon).

Sea Nomad (Lived in a floating city built by metal on the ocean governed by a merchant enclave. City follows the most prosperous trade routes on the seas. Is a haven for smugglers, traders, & pirates). Merchant Sailor (transported goods by ship). Information Broker. Entrepreneur (Specializing in management, sales, administration, production, & training). Trailblazer (Uncharted realms have always intrigued them. They have explored and mapped large territories in service to merchants, governments, adventurer’s guilds, & even their own curiosity).

Dimension Hopper (They discovered magic to move between dimensions at will but have yet to find a way to go back). Stranded (Different World on an Alternate Plane). Planar Explorer. Well Traveled. Planar Traveler. Wanderlust. Plane Walker (They were investigating teleportation magic when suddenly a spell went wrong which landed them in Elysium). Otherworldly Mission.

Plane Walker (They were fighting another spellcaster in a magic battle in the Underdark when they fired a spell at them sending them to another plane to Shadowfell. He/she/they came into contact with the Raven Queen herself and became marked by her forever). Shadow Marked (Somehow, they were exposed to the power of shadows that is negative energy. This energy infused into their being and altered something about them claiming them for its own with a virtual brand on them. The alteration is noticeable, but not all-encompassing in appearance. Instead, it leaves a distinct mark on their existence.

Touched by the Darkness (People can probably feel this even just being near them. These people try not to shun them as prejudice and discrimination against tieflings isn’t widespread in these lands). Afflicted (This dark taint makes them sometimes fester dark thoughts. They don’t seek ways to cleanse themselves. They do try to hide this dark mark of corruption. It has tempted them into a new world of dark arts and dark magic). Shadow Marked (Wisps of darkness make them appear slightly ethereal as they emit like smoke from their skin. These can pass through clothing. They have a single scar on their body that is uniquely shaped as a souvenir from the darkness that is cold to the touch).

Branded by the Shadow Plane (There is a taint in his/her/their blood, one that is foreign and peculiar. He/she/they tends to think in abnormal ways approaching problems from a viewpoint that most would not expect. Over time, this taint displays itself in his/her/their bodily form. His/her/their inherent abilities come from a deep link with the fabric of magic itself).

Plane Walker (An inhabitant of another plane, a pixie, kidnapped them home to the Feywilds. The Fey Wilds was home to their ancestors who were dryads, Arch Fae, Celestial Eladrin, Proto Elves, and Noble Eladrin). Fey Child (Human Variant with Fae, Goblinoid, & Giant kin ancestry). Fey Bound (They have spent time in the Fey World and aren’t entirely the same person as they were before). Trapped in the Fey Wilds (They bought and sold items at the Witch Night Market. Willingly or inadvertently they made a bargain with the fae). Fey Touched (Marked by pixies and fairies). Estranged Fey. Plane Walker (They were traveling the planes and got separated from their group landing them in the Abyss).

Energy Scarred (Exposure to a magical event overloaded them with magical energy. They were exposed to dangerous levels of magical energy that built up over long time exposure to a powerful source of arcane magic). This is why they have a prosthetic bionic and armored automail leg.

Plane Walker (They were exploring a portal to another plane and got lost landing them in the Elemental Planes). Genie Blessed (Freed a female fire djinn trapped within a lamp. Blessed them with good luck and riches). Plane Walker (All they remember is waking up on a different plane with no idea how they got to Pandemonium). Plane Walker (An inhabitant of another plane devil lady had a succubus kidnapped them to the Nine Hells). Shadow Haunted (A devil or dark deity has claim on their soul due to an ancient warlock pact made by their ancestor).

Plane Walker (They were traveling the planes and got separated from their group landing them in the Material Planes). Plane Walker (They were exploring a portal to another plane and got lost landing them in Limbo). Spirit Medium. Haunted (They are followed by a spirit after a momentous event in another plane of existence. They and others have seen this entity. They have studied esoteric subjects trying to understand their situation but this presence remains a mystery).

Plane Walker (All they remember is waking up on a different plane with no idea how they got to the Underworld). Speaker of the Dead (They have been gifted with the ability to speak with and see the dead. This manifested when a chance encounter in the underworld with a deity of death linked them to the spirits of the dead).

Plane Walker (They were fighting another spellcaster in a magic battle when they fired a spell at them sending them to another plane in the World Tree of Yggdrasil of the 9 Realms). Empty Whispers (They hear the voices of those who have fallen through the cracks of reality. Creatures removed from memory. Banished planar entities. Their whispers guide them).

Plane Walker (They were investigating teleportation magic when suddenly a spell went wrong which landed them in the Celestial Empire). Blessed (Blessed by a divinity. For an unknown reason irrespective of their actual beliefs a deity has bestowed upon them a boon to use for good. They know the identity of the female deity of wisdom, justice, & war that has blessed them).

Plane Marked (He/she/they is a traveler of many planes. These planes have all left a mark on them. As beings especially in tune with the many planes, realms, & realities themselves, denizens of these planes can feel these marks and see him/her/them at least partially as one of them. Intelligent denizens of these lands are neutral towards them). On another plane.

Magical Merchant. Interplaner Merchant (Merchant, Vendor, Trader, & Caravan in the Material Plane, Fey Wilds, Shadowfell, Elemental Planes, Elysium, Limbo, Pandemonium, The Abyss, The Celestial Empire, The Underworld, & the Nine Hells).

The Planeswalker (Whether he/she/they believes this a curse or blessing depends upon him/her/them. However this being’s manifestation and aura also changed his/his/their way of contact with magic. Making it flow differently through him/her/them then others of magical power. He/she/they was selected by a powerful being to be their champion in this world. She transmitted her raw power into him/her/them to be used as he/she/they sees fit.

He/she/they was chosen by an eldritch being. The embodiment of his/her/their powers may mirror the being that he/she/they was chosen by. However the fundamentals of enhancement are the same. He/she/they has immense significant reservoirs of raw magical energy whose source is unknown to him/her/them. His/her/their natural power comes from the totality of the planes. The planes call out and rouse those they chose to travel the universe, multiverse, & omniverse.

Once awakened a planeswalker has a flair for information about creatures, beasts, & monsters that are not from the physical plane. Some of the finest planeswalkers use this to travel the planets, star systems, & galaxies and install themselves as monarchs. Others seek to become heroes to help defend those who cannot defend themselves as their champion. Some planeswalkers may construct a pocket dimension of their own in a demiplane they create and mold its components and strengths that they find the most sufficient. Some planeswalkers establish themselves on a specific plane and align themselves with it, calling it home. Their form, mentality, & powers take on the form of the plane they spend much of their time on).

Purveyor of the Bizarre (They spent enough time in markets, auction houses, swap meets, etc buying and selling ancient or unusual items throughout so many extraordinary places to give them an instinctive ability to discern valuable relics from worthless trinkets).

Writer (Travel Guide). Envoy (Commerce). Merchant Dynasty. Guild Veteran. Guild Officer. Guild Leader. Guild Master. Guild Grandmaster (Merchant Guild leader). Active.

Ward. Legendary Parents. Noble. Aristocrat. Scion. Local Scion. Noble Scion. Scion of an Ancient Bloodline. Descendant. Royalty (Prominent member of a royal family. They have taken up the life of an adventurer. They are a prince/princess looking for a more exciting life and on a secret mission before they take the throne). Scion of a Legend. Arranged Marriage. Runaway. Fallen Noble. Heir of a Fallen Kingdom. Exiled Ruler.

Royalty. Ancestral Holdings. Baron/Baroness. Viscount/Viscountess. Marquis/Marquesses (Of nonmagical Human Federation of Magical Human Kingdoms). Duke/Duchess. Archduke/Archduchess (Of Dark Elven Federations of Kingdoms and Light Elven Empires of Kingdoms). Sovereign. Prince/Princess. King/Queen. High King/High Queen (Of Human Federation of Magical Human Kingdoms and Indigenous Magical Human Confederacy of Nations. Equivalent to emperor/empress). Active.

Gentleman. Lord/Lady. Duelist (Child of a noble house). Swashbuckler (Justice Seeker). Musketeer (Avenger). Fencer (Professional fencer). Dandy (Fashionista). Fanatic (Fanboy/Fangirl of the legendary paladin commander Anika Roseheart the Enlightened of the Knight Order, Shields of Winter. They follow in her footsteps using her as inspiration to aspire to. They become excited when someone shows interest in their idol. Their idol was a hero of the people and they are inspired by her good deeds. They act distinctly from her. They want to create their own accolades and accomplishments for their own legend).

Recruit (knight order recruit). Initiate. Aspirant. Page Boy/Page Girl of a Knight. Shield Bearer of a Lady Knight. Squire. Apprentice. Rivals (They and their rival competed to impress a romantic interest, competed for a reward of fame and fortune, and competed to determine who’s top dog in the knight order and paladin order). Courtier. Junior Scribe. Scribe. Journeyman Scribe. Senior Scribe. Head Scribe. Order of the Quill. Order of the Pen. Writer (Magical Arcana).

Champion of the Paladin Tourney World Tournament. Runner up of the World melee Martial arts Grand Tournament. Knight Errant (Completed their training and received accolades of knighthood. However by will of the sovereignty they weren’t awarded land. As a noble with no estate to speak of they were a knight errant. Was on a grand quest to be awarded land. Such as finding an ancient holy relic. Winning the heart of a nobleman’s heir. Slaying a powerful monster. Winning a battle during a war).

Thrillseeker (Survivor of life-death situation. Now an adrenaline junkie looking for the next thrill after dancing with death. They now scale buildings, leap across chasms, & jump off buildings with magic and technology). Warrior. Noble Warrior. Magical Knight. Knight/Lady Knight. Esquire/Dame. Lancer Knight (Knight Corporal). Lost Instructor (Knight commander vanished after investigating a magical artifact. They were on a quest to find her and to retrieve the artifact she was after). Order of the Anvil. Blacksmith. Knight Sergeant. Quartermaster. Knight Lieutenant. Knight Captain. Knight Major. Knight Commander. Peacekeeper.

Order of the Scroll. Order of the Tome. Lore Keeper (Arcane Books, Esoteric Scrolls, & Ancient Runes). Archivist (Ancient Scripture, Art, Geological Discovery, National Treasures, & Historical Trinkets). Chronicler (Written History, Municipal Records, Commercial Records, Archeology, Biographies, & Current Events). Historian. Exam Proctor (Trains incoming recruits, aspirants, initiates, & squires in written and practical exams). Recruiter. Field Researcher. Envoy (Knight Order), Clockwork Researcher. Sage’s Assistant (Specializing in Alchemy, Arcana, Astronomy, Herbology, History, & Linguistics). Praetorian.

Order of the Wand. Order of the Staff. Order of the Grimiore. Paladin (Knight order rank not the class). High Paladin. Grand Paladin. Star Paladin. Paladin Commander. Order of the Shield. Order of the Sword. Order of the Gun. Order of the Pistol. Order of the Rifle. Seeker. Herald. Order of Shadows. Order of Light. Grey Order. Chapter Leader. Order Master. Elder. High Elder (Knight Order leader). Active.

Child Prodigy. Magic’s Favorite Child. Magic’s Golden Boy/Golden Girl. Bookish Providence. Scholarship Student. Arcane Student. Musician. Singer. Musical Prodigy. Thespian. Stage Actor/Stage Actress. Athlete (Magical Sports). MVP. Star Player. Team Captain. Academic (Studied magic at the prestigious academy in the continent learning traditions dating back to legendary spellcasters. They received quality instruction in advanced concepts of mathematics, the sciences, history, the arts, & literature earning a pedigree respected by magical scholars everywhere).

Arcane Librarian. Assistant (Library Clerk). Librarian. Scribe. Chronicler. Archivist. Lore Keeper (Specialize in Music, Books, Arcane Scrolls, Ancient Runes, & City Records).

Lore Master (Studies the Primordial Age to the Age of Nobility. The Primordial Age is the age of mortals not gods. When prehistoric: humans, fae elves, goblinoids, giant kin, dwarves, gnomes, & other humanoid races first learn how to use tools, make weapons, speak, & wield magic. Primordial magic is vital, dark, & dangerous. The Age of Nobility is the age of empires, federations, & confederations).

Magical Mathematician. Scientist. Chemist. Mad Scientist. Student. Honors Student. AP Classes. Tutor (Mathematics. They teach students the magnificence of objective numbers with algebra, calculus, geometry, & trigonometry. History. They tutor pupils of the past and its lessons from wars to historical achievements. The Arts. Science. They lecture on the natural world and its wonders from anatomy, anthropology, archeology, biology, chemistry, geology, marine biology. physics, psychology, sociology, & zoology. Languages. They educate others about the myriad forms of speech in the world). Mystic Tutor.

Writer (Sciences, History, & Literature). Graduate. Honors Graduate. Valedictorian. Academy Student. Student of Magic. Magical Misfit. Prodigy. Cloistered Scholar. Arcane Dominion (Resident of the most magically and technologically advanced nation within the federation of humanoid races). Arcane Scholar. Magical Scholar.

Arcane Student Who Saw Too Much (During an accident when experimenting with high level magic they looked into the other planes and saw an entity beyond what mortals should see). Energy Scarred (Exposure to a magical event overloaded them with magical energy. They were exposed to dangerous levels of magical energy that built up over long time exposure to a powerful source of arcane magic).

Marked by the Planes (Beings from other planes, realities, & worlds seeing the mark on them knows what they saw and who they communicated with). Encounter With Planar Entities (Many are stellar giants, dragon gods, great old gods, or some massive otherworldly beings biding their time to return to the Material Plane. Their goal may be to seek vengeance, inflict chaos, wreak destruction, or establish their view of order).

Magical Apprentice. Tutor (They specialize in lecturing on the finer details of the arcane and esoteric on all schools of magic). Writer (Magical Arcana). Magical Teacher (Teaches at Magical High School). Magical Professor (teaches at magical: community college, four year university, military academies, and Ivy League schools). Headmaster/Headmistress. Dean. Head Chancellor. Superintendent. Active.

Scientist. Paleontologist. Chemist. Alchemist. Biologist. Archeologist. Sociologist. Historian. Linguist. Interpreter. Translator. Anthropologist. Chemist. Alchemist. Botanist. Astronomer. Zoologist. Engineer. Ace Pilot (Thanks to steady hands and nerves of steel, they are skilled at operating starships and other vehicles.) Starwalker (they have spent countless hours traveling where few creatures dare to go: the emptiness of space). Astronaut (Rank Captain). Space Explorer (Current timeline is post ray punk, diesel punk, rocket punk, & atompunk of retro futurism). Xenoseeker (As they travel in space, they strive to make first contact with alien life forms). Spacefarer (they live their life among the stars, seeking new worlds to explore and yearning for the next adventure). Retired.

Philosopher. Magical Philosopher. Arcane Philosopher. Thinker. Academic Thinker. Mad Scientist. Arcane Savant. Guest Speaker. Envoy (Academia), Visionary Researcher. Field Researcher. Initiate. Recruit. Novice. Apprentice. Neophyte. Acolyte. Disciple. Adept. Master. Alchemist. Royal Alchemist. Apostle. State Alchemist. Marksman Mage (Uses quadruple barrel flintlock pistol, six shot revolvers, double barreled blunderbuss, triple barreled flintlock rifle, & ten shot 500 magnum lever action repeating rifle as weapons). Dragon Scholar (Dragons have always fascinated them since they were a child. They want to study the long life spans, language, potent power, & ancient traditions of dragons. They study all things draconic. Especially chromatic, gem, & metallic dragons). Esoteric Mystic.

Scholar of the Ancients (Wants to study the Mythic Age when gods, titans, old gods, & other primordial beings walked their world. When the primordial beings did their great deeds and fought their wars. When devils sought to corrupt and destroy the world. Before the devils were exiled and banished to the nether planes. This was before the primordial beings left their world). Demonologist. Occult Investigator (Dark Magic, Ghosts, Devil, Undead, & Aberration specialization).

Lone Survivor (Only survivor of demon invasion and devil conversion attack. Devil lords turned the entire city into a horde of imps, demons, fields, & arch demons for human sacrifice to turn the devils into greater devils, devil aristocracy, & demon royalty. Has an innate hatred of devils and demons). Freelance Spellcaster. Spellseeker. Arcane Dominion. Dragon Trained (Metallic, Gemstone, & Celestial dragons). Noble Dragon Tamer. Dragon Knight. Dragon Fighter. Dragon Rider.

Slayer. (Gov. Sanctioned Association of Slayers. Witch Hunter. Mage Hunter. Demon Hunter. Monster Hunter. Slayer of the Undead. Dragon Slayer.) Arch Mage. Grand Magister. Alchemist’s Assistant. Necromancer’s Apprentice. Secrets of the Dead.

Witch. Hereditary Witch. Coven Witch (A coven of witches learned about them and wished to bring them into the fold). Coven of Blood. Coven of Secrets. Coven of the Moon. Coven of Peace. Coven of Stars. Coven of Earth. Coven of the Sun. Coven of Shadows.

Gun Witch (They learned their skills on the road as a foundling trained by a gun witch mentor). Coven of Might Witch (Trained in the art of combat and gaining power through any means necessary. They hone their skills in weaponry and done armor in warfare. Worked alongside war wizards and battle mages).

Coven of Light Witch (Most recognizable of covens. They offered their services to heal and to help others. They live close to civilization. Cities and towns will spring up around their settlements and villages to protect them in exchange for their aid. Their coven lair is built in the ruins of a long forgotten temple).

Coven of the Seas Witch (A nomadic coven that travels the oceans and along coastlines as the seasons change. They are practitioners of ancient oceanic magic and use elements of the sea in their rituals and spellcasting. They are unpredictable as the sea itself. Their coven lairs are huts built together on the coast of a vast ocean. Their coven is focused on traveling to different sacred sites. They adhere to prophecy and visions and make pilgrimages to sacred sites).

Coven of Light Witch. (Their coven offers services both good and bad to local settlements, villages, & towns in a city. Their coven lair is built in the remains of an old battleground where undead soldiers haunt the fields at night. They later joined a witch coven that defended a city from paranormal dangers).

Coven of Oak (Their coven is focused on protecting nature and wildlife. They work with animals and familiars that work alongside their coven members. Their coven lives in huts that are nestled in primordial giant fae trees. They are helped by the proto elves and arch fae).

Coven of Light Witch (Their coven focuses on helping others in times of trouble. They have its haven easy to journey to and have its members travel to settlements, villages, towns, & cities in a kingdom. They later joined a militia coven that protected a kingdom from supernatural threats. Their coven lair sits on the outskirts of a capital city).

Coven of Lies Witch (Most feared of the witch covens. Their coven focuses on dark and forbidden magic as well as sacrifices and ancient rituals. They study blood magic, wild magic, black magic, dark magic, primordial magic, and necromancy. They are trying to obtain forbidden power and access long forgotten magical abilities that were lost in the primordial age when the ancestors of the humanoid races first learned to speak, use tools, wage war, & wield magic. Their coven lair rests in the remains of an ancient battleground of the wars between primordial beings during the Mythic Age.

The Mythic Age was when gods, titans, old gods, & other primordial beings walked their world. When the primordial beings did their great deeds and chose mortal heroes and demigods as their champions. When primordial beings fought their wars. When devils sought to corrupt and destroy the world. Before the devils were exiled and banished to the nether planes.

This was before the primordial beings left their world for the celestial planes. Settlements, villages, towns, & cities of the kingdoms of this empire and federation are built around the corpses of these primordial beings. The corpses of these primordial beings crashed into every environment throughout the 8 supercontinents such as deserts, tundras, forests, jungles, swamps, mountains, volcanos, beaches, & islands that they warred against each other. They are still clad in their titanic divine armor with their gigantic shields and weapons still near them. Many of the coven members live within the skulls, ribs, palms of the hands, knee caps, or even the eye sockets of the skeletal remains of gods, devils, fallen gods, titans, great old gods, & other primordial beings found throughout the empires, federations, & confederations in the supercontinent that is an epicenter for primordial magic).

High Priestess (Coven Head) of a Witch Coven. Spirits king’s summoner. Magic tower grandmaster. High Elder of a Circle of Magi (or council of spellcasters such as artificers, mages, conjurer, elementalists, mystics, witches, diviner, necromancers, sorcerers/sorceresses, illusionists, psions, magicians, wizards, summoner, alchemists, enchanter, seers, & warlocks). Active.

Enlisted Soldier. Dauntless. Military. Marines. Soldier. Academic Soldier. Conscript. Military Conscript. Recruit. Grunt. Infantry. Rifleman. Private. Corporal. Lance Corporal. Cook (Mess Hall). Field Cook. Mechanic. Arcane Mechanic. Medic. Field Medic. Combat Medic. Nurse. Surgeon. Doctor. Scientist. Field Scientist. Sergeant.

Tutor (Martial Combat. They teach students on the art of the body including combat, dances, & other forms of exercise). Drill Sergeant. Officer (Disguised as an officer in the army, avoiding the advances of a powerful and attractive but unscrupulous noblewoman vampire countess.)

Career Trooper (Is a career member of a military and have been embroiled in conflicts and military bureaucracy for many years). Commissioned Officer. Second Lieutenant. First Lieutenant. Captain. Support. Machine Gunner. Sharpshooter. Marksman. Sniper. Arcane Sniper. Scout. Recon. Demolitions. Grenadier.

Disciplined Soldier. Combat Engineer. Intelligence. Military Asset. Dog of the Military (Free roaming agent that is a field researcher of lost magical technology or magical matters for the military). Spy. Double Agent. Assassin. Militant Assassin (Spy, Saboteur, Double Agent, & Contract Assassin). Assault. Heavy Weapons. Squad Leader.

Officer. Military Officer. Intelligence Officer. Specialist. Commando. Airborne. Paratrooper. Pilot (Captain). Airship Pilot (Airship, Zeppelin. Airplane). Military Pilot (Spy). Ranger (Magical Army Special Forces). Royal Cavalryman (This is a calvary of war horses, war elephants, and mounts (griffins, drakes, pegasi, wyverns, hippogriffs, unicorns, & alicorns).

Force Recon (Magical Marine Corp Spec Ops). Black Ops. Special Ops. Covert Ops. Spec Ops Officer. Paramilitary. Magical Soldier. War Wizard. Battle Mage. Shock Trooper.

Text Subject. Experiment (The experiment conducted on them was a success. They were the recipient of the perfected process. The reason for this project was to create magical super soldiers for the arcane military in terms of magical swordsmen and arcane gunslingers and make them into stronger war wizards and battle mages). Magical Experiment (Powerful people performed magical experiments on them that changed them forever. They signed up for this voluntarily to become a magical super soldier). Magical Super Soldier (Ways super soldiers are made on the magical planet: relics, talismans/amulets, organs harvested from dragons, magical plants, high concentration of primordial magic, & super soldier serum).

Major. Colonel. Field Marshal. General. Military Navy. Ensign. Lieutenant Junior Grade. Lieutenant. Lieutenant Commander. Commander. Captain. Rear Admiral. Commodore. Vice Admiral. Admiral. Fleet Admiral. This is a fleet of ironclad ships. It has offenses and defenses of cannons, mounted heavy machine guns, and Gatling guns. They are powered (water/solar/wind generators/ore burning). Veteran. War Veteran. War Hero. Decorated.

Cyberborn (They had some form of cybernetic augmentation since they were very young, and they see further augmentation as a path to self-improvement). Disabled Veteran. Arcane Augmented (Disfigured during war and now has prosthetic bionic limbs). Malfunctioning (Minor electrical surges and discharges. Motors running their magical prosthetic eye shuts down. Random digits in their hand stop working at unusual times for a few seconds).

Mechanical Symbiosis (A gold, platinum, & silver clockwork object latched onto some part of their magical and clockwork prosthetic eye. It has now fused with his/her/their eye. Some entity or spirit lives in their clockwork and magical prosthetic. The entity is a brilliant starry eyed child that doesn’t understand that they are not part of its own body. If you are close enough you can sometimes hear it whisper to them periodically. They have studied and searched for information on these rare machines making them an expert in binding elemental spirits to mechanical objects. They have several theories on what this symbiotic entity is but they have no definitive answer.).

War Hero. Honorably Discharged. Retired Soldier. (Uses a 45 caliber semi automatic pistol, a 45 caliber submachine gun, a 5.56 mm assault rifle, a 7.76 mm medium machine gun, a rocket launcher, a semi automatic carbine, a pump action combat shotgun, & a bolt action 50 caliber sniper rifle). Veteran Who Can’t Let Go. Haunted Veteran. Officer Who Came Out of Retirement. Retired.

Sky Pirate (Winged Elf trained). Cabin Boy/Girl. Deck Hand. Cook. Doctor. Surgeon. Gunner. Powder Monkey. Buccaneer. Navigator. Helmsman. Pilot. Airship Pilot. Boatswain. Quartermaster. Mechanic. Engineer. First Mate. Second Lieutenant. Lieutenant. Sky Pirate Captain. Sky Pirate Major. Boarding. Raiding and Pillaging. Smuggler (Smuggling of contraband and prohibited products such as drugs, alchemical ingredients, weapons, exotic magical animals, & liquor by hidden compartments on airships). Retired.

Sailor. Tide Watcher. Undersea Enthusiast (Loves diving and exploring the world underwater. With transfiguration magic and sea fae, sea goblinoid, & sea giantkin ancestry they dive for a long time and swim very fast. They are fascinated by underwater creatures and cultures similar to their lineage). Wave touched. Stormrunner (Are undaunted by storms, having thrown themselves into them time and again.)

Deep Sea Salvage. Dedicated Delver. Deep Sea Diver. Marine Salvage. Merchant. Trader. Salesman. Vendor. Merchant. Sea Trader. Negotiator (Specializing in smuggling of contraband). Sea Merchant. Merchant Sailor. Merchant Marine. Merchant Navy.

Businessman. Tycoon. Entrepreneur. (Specializes in the trading of Lumber, Mineral Ore [Copper, Brass, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum], Trade Goods, Spell Components, Spices, [Salt, Cinnamon, Ginger, Pepper, & Sugar,], Bread [Brown and White Bread], Nuts, Rice [White and Brown Rice], Honey, Grain, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Herbs, Medicine, Live Animals [Chicken, Turkey, Fish, Crab, Lobster, Goat, Cow, & Sheep], Fresh Fruit and Vegetables, Chocolate [Milk, Dark, & White Chocolate], Sugar, Sugarcane, Magical Drugs [Magical Tobacco, Cigars, Cigarettes, Opium, Hemp], Magical Liquor [Magical Wine, Ale, Spirits, Rum, Beer, Whiskey, Vodka], Textiles [Silk, Linen, Wool], Dyes, Whale Oil and Blubber, Seal Fat, & Gemstones [Pearls, Amethysts, Quarts, Rubies, Sapphires, Jade, Emeralds, & Diamonds]).

Ensign. Lieutenant Junior Grade. Lieutenant. Lieutenant Commander. Commander. Merchant Navy Captain. Commodore. Rear Admiral. Vice Admiral. Merchant Navy Admiral. Merchant Navy Fleet Admiral. Active.

Storm Survivor (Through luck and skill they managed to survive a catastrophic maritime disaster. They have a keen sense for weather and other similar situations). Stranded (Stranded in sea elf kingdom and water elf kingdom territory during a storm. After being shipwrecked during a typhoon that destroyed their merchant fleet flagship in a foreign country. Thankfully their merchant fleet was safe from the storm.

The fleet had barques, brigs, brigantines, carracks, caravels, corvettes, fleutes, frigates, galleons, galleys, luggers, man of wars, schooners, ships of the lines, & sloop of wars.

The ships are powered by rowing by oars, sails, and propellers. The ships has defenses and offenses of boarding harpoons, archers with elemental arrows, lancers with elemental throwing javelins, gunslingers with rifles and pistols, fighters (with spears, short axes, war clubs, two handed sledgehammers, & swords).

Shipwrecked. Forgotten (They were a child of the sea, a sailor living upon the calm waters. Then their ship had an accident. Their ship, a galleon, was destroyed by a hurricane. They were swept away under the waves, forgotten by time). Castaway (Marooned on an island. Where they were almost seduced by sirens and were sharks. Until they were saved by merfolk, nymphs, & tritons). Song of the Deep (During a sea voyage they were knocked overboard during a storm and shipwreck. They ingested sea water and drowned. Merfolk, sirens, & sea fae pulled his/her/their unconscious body from the ocean depths. Their lungs were filled with sea water. To restore their ability to breathe. They exhaled into their lungs and awakened their innate ability as a fae, goblinoid, & giantkin with water ancestry to let them breathe underwater. They now can swim and breathe underwater and have knowledge about the underwater nations, empires, & federations).

Stranded (Deserted land forgotten by time). Fisherman. Whaler. Hunter. Trapper. Survivor. Sea Nomad (Pirate Nation. They live in a pirate nation home to an armada of pirate ships that raid other ships and look for treasure. They share the bounty with each other). Rogue. Smuggler (Smuggler of alchemical ingredients, weaponry, antiques, & discounted wares through secret tunnels, hidden compartments in airships or naval ships, secret tunnels in caves and caverns, & portals throughout the planes).

Smuggler (Smuggler of contraband and other prohibited products. Such as magical items, stolen goods, cursed items, magical metals [mithril, adamantine, & orichalcium], spell components [Spells are made out of rare incenses, crystal gem dust, precious metals, ivory, oils, gemstones or crystals, quill inks, spices, & parchment], drugs, alchemical potions, weapons, gunpowder, exotic magical medicine [medical potions, tonics, antidotes, brews, elixirs, & concoctions heavily taxed by Big Pharma so they smuggle it to help patients, poor people, and disabled people], beasts, & liquor using hidden compartments in their ship).

Smuggler (Specializes in the trading of Lumber, Mineral Ore [Copper, Brass, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum], Trade Goods, Spell Components, Spices, [Salt, Cinnamon, Ginger, Pepper, & Sugar,], Bread [Brown and White Bread], Nuts, Rice [White and Brown Rice], Honey, Grain, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Herbs, Medicine, Live Animals [Chicken, Turkey, Fish, Crab, Lobster, Goat, Cow, & Sheep], Fresh Fruit and Vegetables, Chocolate [Milk, Dark, & White Chocolate], Sugar, Sugarcane, Magical Drugs [Magical Tobacco, Cigars, Cigarettes, Opium, Hemp], Magical Liquor [Magical Wine, Ale, Spirits, Rum, Beer, Whiskey, Vodka], Textiles [Silk, Linen, Wool], Dyes, Whale Oil and Blubber, Seal Fat, & Gemstones [Pearls, Amethysts, Quarts, Rubies, Sapphires, Jade, Emeralds, & Diamonds]).

Sea Pirate (Sea Elf trained). Sailor. Stowaway. Cabin Boy/Girl. Deck Hand. Sea Dog. Swashbuckler. Buccaneer. Powder Monkey. Gunner. Navigator. Helmsman. Boatswain. Quartermaster. Shipwright. Sailing Master. First Mate. Ensign. Lieutenant Junior Grade. Lieutenant. Lieutenant Commander. Commander. Sea Pirate Captain. Commodore. Rear Admiral. Vice Admiral. Sea Pirate Admiral. Sea Pirate Fleet Admiral. Retired.

He she they are an enemy of the inquisition of inquisitors and the Templar order of Templar knights (colonizers with magic and anti magic).

He/she/they are also an enemy of devil cultists, zealots of (evil gods, titans, and primordial gods), fanatics (of evil dragons), heretics of evil types of magic.

Rogue. Insurgent. Infamous (Killer of Homo magi slavers, human traffickers, and raiders). Rebel. Notorious (Liberator of slaves and captives from Homo magi owned slave plantations, metal alloy mines, & gemstone mines). Insurrectionist. High Profile (Smuggler of runaway slaves and displaced war refugee diasporas into Free Folk territory through trains, underground tunnels, boats, & airships using hidden compartments).

Wanted Dead or Alive (Bounty of seven billion, nine hundred million, five hundred thousand, and seven hundred eighty six dollars in brass, copper, bronze, silver, gold, & platinum coins by Homo Magi Empire world governments).

Heretic (Church. Enemy of the Homo Magi church, Inquisition, & Templar Order) who are basically colonizer priests and missionaries with magic. Anarchist. Revolutionary (Political radical and smuggler of government secrets). Fugitive (Well known militant and radical anarchist, socialist, and revolutionary). Secret Identities. Retired.

Urchin. Street Urchin Stranded (Unknown city in a foreign nation. When they were in Homo Magi Empire territory). Beggar. Scrapper. Junker. Vagabond. Scavenger. Craftsman. Junk Dealer. Scrap Merchant. Peddler. Charlatan. Clockfighter (Makes clockwork constructs to fight as gladiators to fight in gladiatorial combat).

Fortune Teller (Crystal ball, Tea leaf, Palm Reader, Psychic, Medium, Psyker. Astrologer, Seer, Psionic. Tarot Cards, Clairvoyant, Diviner, Empath, Oracle, Exorcist, Numerologist.).

Forger (Forges Documents, Signatures, Gems, & Coins). Counterfeiter (Makes and sells counterfeit coins and gems). Swindler. Con Artist. Forgotten (They had a start-up business that went really well for a few decades... Then people stopped buying their products. They didn't want what they were selling, despite their compelling "arguments").

Gambler (Card Games, Roulette, Baccarat. & Slot Machines). High Roller. Robber. Burglar. Pickpocket (City Elf Trained). Mugger. Highwayman. Scoundrel. Ruffian. Outlaw.

Thief (City Elf trained). Thief Acrobat (Night Elf trained). Charlatan Thief (Night Elf trained). Market Thief. Tech Thief. Guild Thief (Half Elf trained). Shadow Thief (Dark Elf trained). Master Thief. Apprentice of Disguise (Void Elf trained). Secret Agent (Mage Espionage). Arcana Spy (Void elf trained). Master Infiltrator (Moon Elf trained). Arcane Trickster (Star Elf trained). Operative. Spy (Night Elf trained). Black Market Auction House Owner. Thief’s Guild Grandmaster. Retired.

Gym Rat. Gladiator. Street Fighter. Tavern Brawler. Pit Fighter. Underground Fighter. Martial Artist. Mixed Martial Artist. Monster Game Fighter (Has a magical monster or creature that fights in arena matches where monsters, beasts, & creatures are pitted against each other to the death). Arena Veteran. Bouncer. Bodyguard. Feared (Criminal and Killer).

Mafia Member (Homo Magi criminal empire member). Mafioso. Mafia Associate. Enforcer. Mafia Soldier. Caporegime (Captain). Underboss. Consigliere. Crime Boss.

Criminal Empire (Specializing in arson, protection rackets, bribery, robbery, drug trafficking, grand theft auto, extortion, racketeering, loan sharking, torture, fraud, contract killing, murder, assasination, theft, political corruption, forgery, smuggling, bootlegging of liquor, counterfeiting gems and coins, kidnapping, gambling, money luandering, police corruption, & arms trafficking).

Assassin (Drow Elf trained). Professional Assassin (Dark Elf trained). Militant Assassin (Contract Assassin. Drow trained). Cloaked Assassin. Master Assassin. Hired Killer. Hitman. Contract Killer (Drow trained). Shinobi (Void Elf trained). Kunoichi (Drow trained). Ninja. Shinobi/Kunoichi Ninja Assassin Recruit (C- rank). Genin (B+ rank). Chunin (A+ rank). Jonin (S+ rank). Spy (As a spy in good standing they can ask the arcane spy order to help them find secrets).

Informant (They were part of an extremely secret magical organization of a spy network designed to learn the secrets of everyone from the lower class to the sovereignty to control the world. This organization to the rest of the world doesn’t exist and ignores the signs. They came into contact with this syndicate when they encountered an agent when they were older gaining their trust enough to be employed. Since leaving their only contact with them is by giving reports to small clockwork machines used by the agency).

Double Agent (They hear inconsistencies in people’s voices and changes in people’s tone. When reading lines of texts in books, scrolls, & letters, smaller lines illuminate themselves sharing insight about the original text). Triple Agent (Specializing in persuasion, stealth, disguise, magical espionage, & being a trader of secrets). Paranoid Agent (They collect secrets by being inconspicuous and blending in as well as trading secrets with other travelers amassing their wealth of knowledge). Infiltrator (Dark Elf trained). Assassin’s Guild Grandmaster. Retired.

Servant (when they were in Light Fey Federation territory). House Worker. Butler/Maid (). Scribe. Journeyman Scribe. Assistant. Apprentice. Intern.

Tutor (Mathematics. They teach students the magnificence of objective numbers with algebra, calculus, geometry, & trigonometry. History. They tutor pupils of the past and its lessons from wars to historical achievements. The Arts. Science. They lecture on the natural world and its wonders from anatomy, anthropology, archeology, biology, chemistry, geology, marine biology. physics, psychology, sociology, & zoology. Languages. They educate others about the myriad forms of speech in the world).

Writer (Political treaties). Secretary. Employee of Royalty (High Elf). Courtier (High Elf). Negotiator (Specializing in Political dealings [such as large scale trade deals (between nations, kingdoms, empires, countries, or continents], royal weddings, peace treaties, & a myriad of other such dealings).

Envoy (Aristocracy. Proto Elf trained). Diplomat (Blood Elf trained). Emissary (Sun Elf trained). Ambassador (Light Elf trained). Chancellor. Magical Government Congressman. Magical Government Senator. Royal Advisor. Retired.

Mercenary. Hired Guard. Royal Mercenary.

Impenetrable Wall (With the help of a battalion of 500 knights and paladins under a knight commander from a knight order, a division of 25,000 soldiers under a general, a company of 250 city guards and city watch under a police captain, and a guild order of 500 adventuring heroes under a guild grandmaster. They defended a kingdom from an attack from a rampaging monster stampede of a thunder of a hundred adult, elder, ancient, & wyrm elemental chromatic red [fire, lava, and magma], white [snow, water, frost], blue [lightning and thunder], green [nature and wood], brown [earth, stone, metal], yellow [air, sand, mist], & black [poison and acid] dragons that attacked their kingdom.

They also deterred the dragons using anti air and anti siege weaponry of mithril arrow ballistas, mounted 7.76mm gatling guns, missile launchers, 40mm mounted grenade launcher silos, fireball trebuchet, 914 mm cannons, flame throwers, heavy 50 caliber mounted machine guns, fireball catapults, mounted multiple titanium bolt triple bed crossbow, to 400mm artillery weapons). Cruel Efficiency (They then slain the dragons who attacked their nation).

Cool Negotiator (Negotiated a trade of war spoils such as high value targets, weapons, riches, slaves, land, etc between two warring kingdoms led by a vampire lord of a vampire clan and a werewolf patriarch of a werewolf superpack to negotiate peace).

Off the Beaten Path (Guided a courier and messenger to the frontline through the trenches during a war between magical humans, indigenous magical humans, and dark elves against homo magi, non magical humans, and light elves to let the commander know about the ceasefire).

Hometown Hero (Arrived in a nick of time with the help of druids and rangers under a hunting captain, an outrider, & a pathfinder from a hunter’s lodge to save a city from an attack from a thieves guild).

Cool Negotiator (Who ended hostage situations with a luxury train robbery, a luxury casino in a five star hotel robbery, an art gallery in a gala robbery, and vault in a bank robbery with their silver tongue of speech, persuasion, and charisma).

Off the Beaten Path (Who protected a traveling caravan of merchants and traders from the merchant’s guild from raiders and bandits to guide the merchant guild’s caravan through a dangerous mountain pass).

Impenetrable Wall (That defended the capital kingdom of the human federation of kingdoms, with the help of an army group of 600,000 soldiers under a field marshal and an army group of 600,000 knights and paladins under a high elder from a knight order from an undead horde invasion. It was an undead army, summoned from crypts, dungeons, cemeteries, & mausoleums of an entire kingdom, by necromancers. The undead army was numbered to be two million undead soldiers such as mummies, vampires, ghosts, skeletons, banshees, jiangshi, ghasts, wraiths, revenants, zombies, & ghouls.

This army was led by fallen paladins or death knights, vampire lords, swordmaster wraiths (undead fighters), necromancers, spellcaster specters (undead magic users), nightwalkers, & mummy lords.

This army was controlled by an undead lich king, known as the most feared and dangerous fallen paladin or death knight when alive, riding an ancient zombie dragon).

Near Death Experience (He/she/they has had a past encounter with death. Perhaps he/she/they survived an encounter with undead, a demonic possession, a ghostly haunt, or a werewolf or vampire's bite. Maybe he/she/they had even died temporarily and had come deathly close with crossing the otherworldly. He/she/they was killed by the Lich King and the zombie dragon. But when he came back to life through being resurrected by a goddess he/she/they found he/she/they was granted a new unknown ethereal power).

Seer of the Dead (Gifted with the ability to see and speak with the undead. Manifested when a chance encounter with the lich king and zombie dragon during their final battle linked them inextricably to the spirits of the undead).

Hometown Hero (Who arrived just in the nick of time and saved a city of towns, cities, & settlements from a band of slavers and a gang of raiders).

Lone Survivor. (A council of devils who converted their entire metropolis into a demonic horde of imps, fiends, demons, & arch demons. They then used the city full of human sacrifices and converted the mana taken from the human sacrifices to become greater devils, demon nobles, & demonic royalty. With the help of paladins, clerics, knights, & Aasimar they turned the converted demons back into normal humans).

Cruel Efficiency (Slayer of the entire demon council behind the demonic attack of their mega city). On The Run from The Devil. Haunted Survivor. Well Traveled (Fleeing from demons hunting them). Cursed (Cursed by a demon general, demon lady, & demon queen behind the demon summoning that attacked their city. She was a survivor of his demon slaying. His/her/their hand is branded with the dark mark of the demon noble that sends imps, fiends, demons, & arch demons after them to capture him/her/them for her).

Lone Survivor (Only survivor of a dungeon raid of an A class dungeon that turned into an S rank dungeon thanks to mana waste).

Off the Beaten Path (Helped a caravan deliver supplies, food, & weapons, through the underdark caverns and caves, to above ground to a resistance group in an enemy empire).

Samurai. Ronin. Daimyo. Shogun. Warlord. Retired. Mercenary Company Captain. Mercenary Company Commander. Active.

Bodyguard (High Elf noble bodyguard). Royal Guard. Captain of the Royal Guard (Bodyguard of a count, viscount, duke, or archduke). Honor Guard (High Elf princess bodyguard). Kingsguard (High Elf Emperor). Commander of the Kingsguard. Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (Dark Elf High King). Tutor (Martial Combat. They teach students on the art of the body including combat, dances, & other forms of fitness). Mercenary. Well Traveled. Traveling Mercenary. Mercenary Company Commander. Mercenary Company Lord Commander. Private Soldier. Sellsword. Bounty Hunter.

Urban Vigilante (By the Goddess as they were commanded by divinity to enact justice in the streets by any means necessary. Every criminal that they put away is an offering to their god of justice). Vigilante. Masked Vigilante. (Their city needs protection from bandits, raiders, slavers, etc. Someone should clean this place up and the sheriff and city watch and city guard won’t do it.) Urban Vigilante (A Philanthropist of a Different Sort. They were born into privilege but even with all their money they couldn’t stop the injustices in the settlements, villages, towns, & cities in their kingdom. So they took an unorthodox approach).

Law Enforcement. Sleuth (Specializing in Policing murder mysteries, Surveillance stake out, Locating missing persons, & Background searches). Detective. Private Investigator. Lawbringer. Deputy. Sheriff. Marshal. Writer (Action and adventure, romance and drama, & mystery and horror).

Spellguard. Noble Guard (Night Elf merchant bodyguard). Chief Guard (protector of High Elven king’s treasure horde). Force Gray. Gray Guard (Protector Aasimar trained). Arcane Enforcer (Mage Hunter). Justicar (Scourge Aasimar trained). Executioner (Hanging, Guillotine, or Beheading). Warden (Dungeon Warden). Chief Warden of the Gallows. City Watch. Constable (Street Patroller). Watchman (City Watch Police Major). City Guard (Wall Watchman, Gate Guard, & Palace Guard). Guardsman (City Guard Police Captain).

Commander of the City Watch (Deputy Chief). Lord Commander of the City Watch (Police Chief). Commander of the City Guard (Assistant Chief). Lord Commander of the City Guard (Police Commissioner). Active.

Artisan. Tailor (Suits, accessories, dresses, & hats). Jeweler. Engraver. Weaver. Leatherworker. Wood Carver. Embroiderer. Toymaker. Watch Maker. Artisan. Craftsman. Master Craftsman. Inventor. Experimenter. Tinkerer. Metal Worker Weapon Smith (that is shield dwarf trained). Armorer (that is gold dwarf trained). Blacksmith (that is Draenei trained). Metalsmith (that is rock gnome trained). Alloy Smith. Fine Smith. Locksmith (that is deep gnome trained.)

Weapon Smith. Machinist (that is tinker goblin trained). Inventor (Fire Goblin trained). Blacksmith (Draenei Trained). Engineer (Shield Dwarf Trained). Artificer (Tinker Gnome trained). Technomancer. God Smith (trained by the most ancient and powerful of Giant kin blacksmiths who makes divine weapons, shields, and armor capable of killing gods, titans, great old gods, dragon gods and other primordial beings). Active.

Lucky Fumblr. Free Spirit. Attention Addict. Entertainer. Circus Performer (Acrobat). Jester (Juggler). Fire Dancer. Bard. Comedian. Poet. Slam Poet. Sculptor. Photographer. Singer. Songwriter. Musician (Drums, Lute, Trumpet, Pipe Organ, Harp, Piano, Trumpet, Flute, & Violin). Composer. Screenwriter. Director. Playwright. Producer. Actor. Model. Fashion Designer. Author (Action, adventure, comedy, cook books, drama, horror, mystery, poetry, romance, travel guide).

Editor. Illustrator. Publisher. Storyteller (Current Events. Their Own Adventures. Their Party’s Adventures. Folk Tales. Court Gossip). Fan Base (Their art and projects have particular significance to all of their readership.

They have amassed a widespread fan base throughout the settlements, villages, towns, & cities of the federations, empires, & confederacies). Famous Storyteller (Their tales have reached lands far and wide throughout the federations, confederations, & empires and they're well received by most groups from noble courts to back alley gambling dens). Icon. Retired.

City Worker. Postal Worker. Mailman. Courier. Grave Digger. Mortician. Street Sweeper. Janitor (who cleaned a Shrine, Statue, Memorial, Museum, Royal Castle, Magical Academy, Library, & Theater Amphitheater). Ferryman. Charioteer. Boatman. Cabbie. Miller. Handyman. Electrician. Plumber. Laborer.

Miner (Quarry. They worked in an open pit mine to extract rock and metal. Blast. They used explosives to displace chunks in mountains or make tunnels in hard rock. Shaft. They worked dangerous vertical shafts to mine deep veins of ore by getting into a mine cage. Cavern. They explored natural caves to extract gemstones and crystals).

Brickmaker. Brick Mason. Stone Mason. Carpenter. Roadlayer. Roofer. Construction Worker. Contractor. Factory Worker. Fisherman. Whaler. Dock Worker. Harbor Master. Lighthouse Keeper. Lumberjack.

Peasant. Serf. Farmhand. Vaquero. Cowboy. Shepherd. Dairy Boy. Cow Herder. Stablehand. Butcher. Grazier (harvested goods produced by animals such as milk, eggs, & wool). Rancher. Stockman (bred animals to sell for work or as pets such as alicorns, pegasi, unicorns, griffins, & hippogriffs),

Gardener. Florist. Plant Whisperer (Green thumb that lets them care for difficult to grow exotic plants with skill that borders on the magical). Grocer.

Cashier. Jack of All Trades. Well Traveled. Unionized. Wandering Labourer. Skilled Laborer (Because of all these menial jobs they did as a low ranking guild member and adventurer they have job experience doing many things and the townsfolk adore them). Writer (Bestiaries and Travel Guide). Retired.

Dungeon Delver. Prospector. Porter. Miner. Relic Hunter. Antiquarian. Treasure Hunter. Martial Artist. Sage. Adventurous Eater. Adventure Chef. Apothecary. Town Apothecary. Healer. Surgeon. Nurse. Doctor. Field Medic. Arcane Chef. Traveling Mercenary. Wandering Duelist. Hero. Adventurer. Adventuring Royalty. Guild Member (Adventurer’s Guild). Freelancer (Guildless adventurer). Guild C class adventurer. Guild B class adventurer. Guild A class adventurer. Guild S Rank Adventurer. Silver Plate Adventurer. Gold Plate Adventurer. Platinum Plate Adventurer. Diamond Plate Adventurer. Guild Receptionist. Guild Veteran. Guild Officer. Retired Hero. Writer (Action and adventure, romance and drama, fantasy and science fiction, & mystery and horror). Retired Adventurer. Writer (Bestiaries). Guild Leader. Guild Master. Guild Grandmaster (Adventurer’s Guild leader). Active.

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Do you play ESO? :O what’s your character in it like?

omg i have. a lot. i'm putting this under a readmore.

my main is my magsorc dps Henrietta Wensleydale. she's the Demiprince of Shenanigans and half-altmer daughter of Sheogorath, the eldest of my three sisters; my hok Suzy Q Sweetroll is the middle sister and my ldb Minnie the Moocher is the youngest. Henrietta is in an it's-complicated with Naryu Virian and she loves to cook. she's bold, brash, loud, and a dedicated holder of grudges. title: Captain

jere's Em Balmer, my altmer magcro dps. she is so so so fun to play in cyro because she uses a lot of combos involving corpses and self sustain; i put a few points/abilities into things like healing nearby allies and gave her the aoe rez ult to help with capping. she's a goth who got into necromancy for the aessthetic, but she comitted too hard to the bit and is slowly turning into tamriel's hottest lich. all the necromancy and graverobbing started giving her some godawful nightmares, so she started worshiping Vaermina to try and bargain for better dreams; it hasn't paid off yet. somehow, she's dating Mirri Elendis. title: Expert Excavator

my beautiful powerhouse stamdk tank, Opens-Doors!! she's the best. she always gets me instant queues for any kind of dungeon event and she doesn't afraid of anything. she grew up in the black marsh and lived as an egg-tender for many years, never having kids of her own but becoming something of an aunt or godmother to generations of hatchlings. she had something of a midlife crisis and decided it was time for a change, so she packed her bags and headed west to look for a new life of adventure, but her motherly instincts are still her biggest motivator and she's always reminding her fellow mercenaries to eat their vegetables. title: Locksmith

Pachin-ko, my stamblade stealth bomber. if i'm playing pvp and not using Em, i'm using this girl. she grew up in northern elsweyr; her mom basically raised her on her hip and taught her how to get by with as little as possible. since she went her own way, she's become something of a thrill-seeker, always looking for that big break that'll let her settle down for real, so she's always thinking up a get-rich-quick scheme and skipping town to avoid paying her gambling debts. she met Opens-Doors in Leyawiin and they've become inseparably entangled since; Pachin-ko brings a sense of direction to Doors' wandering ways, and Doors keeps Pachin-ko from backing out of promises or betting everything on black. title: Paragon

my werewolf warden, Chuck Backstrap. she has so much wasted potential... i got her to level 50 literally two weeks before they rolled out that update that changed light/heavy attack damage and completely nerfed werewolves. :(

my alliterative breton Betty Braveheart is my one healer and hardly gets any playtime because i like killing and taunting stuff way more :') title: Battleground Butcher

last but not least: Joe Crabshack. he's my dumbass gag character with whom i do all my fishing. his lore is that he is so completely bland and uninteresting that people are compelled to loathe and shun him practically on sight. he doesn't notice or care. i bought the Sleek Creek House and painstakingly turned it into a beautiful seafood restaurant and bar just for him! my dream is to someday beat vet hardmode castle thorn just to get him the "Inedible" title, but we all know that's not happening anytime soon...

#'what about puts-dispenser-here' he's a gag character and not even level 50 he doesn't COUNT #shebbz shoutz #shebbz screenshotz #tes #eso #tes oc #oc henrietta #oc em #oc pachin ko #oc opens doors #oc chuck #oc betty #oc joe #ask

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dylanjohnsonstuff · 1 year

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citywestlocksmiths · 1 year

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berkeleycollege · 2 years

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Berkeley College students become partners in class, in life, and in business.

In spring of 2019, Berkeley College students Vanessa Guzman and Danielle O’Neill both happened to be enrolled in an elective course, “Addiction and Obsession.” They became project partners and built a friendship during the semester. The two went on a few outings together outside of Berkeley as friends and instantly felt an unbreakable connection. Saddened by the semester coming to an end and thinking they would no longer see each other weekly; they both checked their schedules for the upcoming semester. Lo and behold, they were placed in not one, but two additional electives together, “Advances Writing” and “Forensic Psychology.” Vanessa and Danielle say that was a sign—that Berkeley knew they were meant to be together. Continuing their friendship and seeing each other more frequently, the friendship grew into a romantic one. They’ve been together since December 2019. Growing together During their time together, Vanessa and Danielle have grown as individuals and in their respective careers. They equally support each other in all of their goals. They believe that everything happens for a reason. “Danielle is an amazing chef; she just needed a little push,” said Vanessa. “I believed in Danielle and her capabilities from the first time she cooked for me. Countless times, I tried to inspire Danielle to follow her heart and to do what she loved, to sell her delicious vodka sauce and other dishes.” Vanessa continued, “Doubting herself, she never went forward with it. Fast forward to the summer of 2021, as Danielle was making vodka sauce, I took a video, posted it to social media, put a price on it and my phone started going off! So many people wanted to purchase a jar. Danielle couldn’t believe it. We have actually lost count of how many jars she’s sold! Leaving people wanting more, we started selling trays of food and quickly began catering parties and events.” The birth of “D’s Cozy Kitchen LLC” Danielle graduated from Berkeley in 2013 with an Associate’s degree in Business Management. She returned to Berkeley and is planning to earn her Bachelor’s degree. During her time at Berkeley, Danielle attended a job fair in search of a job while studying. She landed a job with Zinburger and quickly climbed the corporate ladder. That was her start in the industry and eventually led her to her own business, D’s Cozy Kitchen LLC, a catering business she created and now owns and operates. She has over 13 years of experience in the food service and restaurant industry. D’s Cozy Kitchen, along with other business ventures of current students and alumni, were showcased at a recent Berkeley College entrepreneurial event at the Woodland Park campus. According to Vanessa, “Danielle’s love language is through food, she pours her heart and soul into every meal, and to that I can testify, being that she left me in tears after the first meal she ever cooked for me.” She went on, “She’s passionate about cooking and stands behind every meal that she makes. She not only brings warmth and comfort to every meal; she gives you a complete experience with every bite.” Vanessa brings the artistic approach Vanessa is 35 years old and is currently Office Manager at Compliance Services N Consulting LLC, a family-owned business that helps create LLC’s and corporations. She enrolled at Berkeley College in 2018 majoring in Graphic Design and is finishing her final semester of her Bachelor’s degree program. “I’m a born artist and work with many mediums—from paper to the computer to canvases to woodworking,” Vanessa pointed out. “I love to create digitally with graphics and physically with wood. I attend events and sell my artwork as a vendor throughout the year. I have certifications in tattooing, mobile electronics installation, tax preparing, and locksmithing.” Multiple skills and talents Danielle agreed, “Vanessa is a very skilled and talented person. Whatever she wants to learn how to do, she will do exactly that. She will educate herself and learn the new skill or talent and she will perfect it so perfectly that it all seems to come so natural to her. I’ve always told her how she leaves money on the table. She should be promoting her work and selling it, whether it be through her craftmanship, artistry, graphic designing and more and that’s when she branded herself as ‘Guzman Creations.’” She went on, “It’s so hard to put a name to herself since she’s so talented in skilled in various areas, so ’creations’ is truly the best way to describe what she does. She sees something, and she creates it, bringing her own visions to life, as well as others. I’ve truly never met someone so skilled and so talented in so many different areas and channels. If she doesn’t know something, that doesn’t stop her, she is so determined to learn it all. She is creative and artistic and has an eye for detail that really shines through in all her work. She says she’s a ‘jack of all trades,’ and that is so true. She is passionate about the design and art world and is determined to always learn more in this growing industry.” Looking back, Vanessa and Danielle both agree that Berkeley brought them together. Looking ahead, there’s no limit to how far they’ll go. [bts/disclaimer1] Originally published here: https://berkeleycollege.edu/berkeley-today/2022/12/berkeley-college-students-become-partners-in-class-in-life-and-in-business.html

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hyunjilicious · 4 years

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a helping hand [henry cavill] - part 3

A/n: I know it took me ages, and I'm sorry, but it's finally here!! I don't know when part 4 will be up, but I know the plot, and by the time you finish reading this, you'll know it too!! Filth is coming. Also, since I posted the first 2 parts weeks ago, under the cut you'll find a small summary of what happened so far! Ofc, I'm linking the previous parts as well! Have fun reading, sorry for taking me so long, and please, don't hesitate to tell me what you thought! (I’ll reblog it with the taglist, otherwise it doesn’t show up in the tags!)

Summary: after Henry lost it during a fit of jealousy, he sneaked into your apartment, his actions having some very different repercussions from what he initially intended. SMUT 3.9k

Warnings: please be over 18!!! mentions of smut, masturbation (male receiving), sightly/some somnophilia, stalker-ish/obsessed Henry, cum play if you squint and ofc, mentions of filming and sharing pornographic material. 18+ please!!!!

You can find part 1 here and part 2 here!

Quick recap: Henry's crush on his very sweet and younger neighbour (you lol) grew into something else when you asked him for help with taking some pictures for your onlyfans account. Following this, your relationship reached a very teasing level, which prompted Henry to take matters into his own hands, even if that meant crossing some lines. So when he found out that you and a specific man from your past were on a voice call, he just had to know what exactly was being discussed. This jealousy fit had him using his spare key to enter your apartment and eavesdrop, and this is where chapter 2 ends. Have fun reading the next part!!!

“No” you sighed, waving your arms around, desperate to get your point across. But it was mostly useless, nothing even remotely decent would ever manage to penetrate Steve’s thick skull. He was a dumbass with a heart of gold, so you couldn’t even blame him for messing things up on purpose, you just learned the hard way not to take his advice under any circumstance. “No, Steve. I won’t do that. Not a chance!”

“Hun-” he scoffed, rolling his eyes as a smirk showed up on his lips, “When have I ever been wrong?”

“Really!?” you giggled and then sighed, “Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom and you’d better forget about this topic by the time I come back”

“Wait, wait. Ok, fine. Scratch that” Steve laughed, stopping you from getting up, “When have I ever been wrong on purpose?”

“Listen, I know you’re just trying to help” you smiled, “But I don’t think your experience in seducing girls with daddy issues benefits my situation in any kind of way”

“‘Course it does! I can give you some perspective!”

“Perspective on what?” you mocked, playfully frowning at him through the screen on your laptop, “You and Henry have nothing in common”

“The dick for one” Steve joked but when he saw you roll your eyes, he became serious, “I’m just tryin to help you hook up with the guy! That’s all”

“See!?” you laughed, already exasperated by the conversation, “I’m not trying to hook up with him, I want something more…”

Your sentence was cut short by the sound of a door closing. Your blood ran cold and your hands froze, eyes staring blankly into the camera.

“Y/n?” Steve asked with worry, “What’s wrong?”

“Wait here” you mumbled, pushing the laptop off of you and rushing to the door of your bedroom. You pressed your ear against it, and listened closely, the sound of a lock being turned chilling you to your bones. With shaky hands, you stumbled your way back to your bed, and looked into the camera, directly at a somewhat already worried Steve. “I gotta go-”

“Wait-” Steve tried to ask, “Are you-”

“Yeah, I’m fine, talk to you later” you hurriedly mumbled before ending the call. Your fingers flew across the screen of your phone, finding Henry’s name and pressing the green button in the blink of an eye.

And had he not been this utterly stupid and reckless, none of this would have happened. His impulsivity got the best of him, and panic rushed through his veins when he heard you were about to head to the bathroom. Pressure did him no good, and the first thing that came to mind at that point was to bolt out of there, knowing there was absolutely no way to explain what he was doing in your apartment. But his shaky hands were of no help, and the dexterity he earlier proved himself capable of was nowhere to be found. However, he didn’t care. He just stormed out, happy to finally breathe again as soon as he was out of your apartment - but when his phone vibrated in his pocket, he felt like dying all over again.

With your heart beating inside your throat, you grabbed your bedside lamp into your free hand, and curled yourself into a ball in the corner of your room, opposite to the door, the sound of the ongoing call being the only thing you heard over the loud buzz in your ears.

“Yeah?” Henry’s voice rang loudly when he finally answered, making you all but jump with fright.

Had you paid more attention, you’d have noticed he too sounded out of breath, but you were too out of it to tell. All you could think about was the psycho what was at your door.

“Henry-” you cried, voice shaky as the intake of air was no longer satisfying. You were hyperventilating, sweating from every pore, scared out of your mind.

“What’s wrong?” he asked, his voice more stern now. “Y/n? Are you ok?”

“Yeah- yeah…” you said on autopilot, mind on standby. “No…” You whimpered, “Henry, can you- I think someone is trying to break into my house, I-”

“What!?” he gasped, “I’m sure no one-”

“Henry!” you cried into the phone, “Can you please look through your peephole? Please?”

He sounded confused, but you didn’t have to ask him twice. You heard a bit of shuffling before his voice reached your ears again, “There’s no one there, there’s no one at your door, you can relax”

“No-” you whimpered, unable to calm down, “Henry, please-!”

“I’m coming over right now,” he said.

“No! No, what if they’re still in the hallway?”

“There’s no one there, love” Henry tried to reassure you. When you heard him unlock the door of his apartment your heart stopped, but after that, everything was quiet.

“Are you ok?” you muttered, wiping your nose with your sleeve.

“Yes, love. I’m fine” Henry lightly chuckled, “I’m at your door, can you open up?”

“No” you scoffed, “What if someone got in?”

“No one got in” he tried to explain, but your adrenaline soaked brain refused to comply.

“Henry, take the spare key I gave you” you suggested, “And grab a knife”

Seeing how affected and terrified you were, Henry didn’t argue with you anymore. In a matter of seconds, you heard the door of your apartment being unlocked, Henry assuring you through the phone that it was him. When he walked inside, you remained hidden in your spot. He checked the kitchen and the living room, coming up to finally enter the bedroom. When your eyes landed on his massive frame, you breathed out relieved and rushed to him, throwing yourself into his arms. There was no other place on Earth you felt as safe as you did when he was holding you.

“Shh, you’re ok, you’re good” Henry cooed, cradling you to his chest, “I got you, baby, ok? I’m here”

But there was no stopping you. You broke down entirely, holding onto him as your legs gave in, turning into a mess. Henry carried you to the bed, sitting you down and allowing you to calm down at your own pace.

“I’m here, ok?” he asked again, rubbing your back, “I won’t let anything happen to you, Y/n, you know that. You’re safe, I got you”

It was impossible to tell just how long it took you to fully calm down, but it was safe to say that it would have taken hours longer had Henry not been there with you. When you were finally able to properly breathe again and hold a conversation, you looked up at him, big doe eyes hoping to convince him without too much of a fuss. “Can you stay here with me, please? I can’t be alone right now”

With nothing but sympathy in his eyes, Henry leaned down and kissed your forehead, “Don’t you think it would be better if we went over to my place instead?”

“No” you shook your head, “And leave the apartment unattended? I don’t think that’s a good idea”

His heart broke. Being his usual, impulsive self, Henry managed to break you down and terrify you to your core. As much as he wanted to reassure you everything would be fine, he couldn’t. He couldn’t just tell you it was him who broke into your apartment in the middle of a jealousy breakdown. So, he settled for the second best option, and really, he couldn’t complain.

It was late in the afternoon on a Sunday, no locksmith on the clock. Seeing how you’d have to wait until the next morning, he was more than happy to spend that time with you.

As time started to pass, you also started to relax.

The day slowly wilted a way, as both you and Henry made yourselves busy around your apartment. He wasted a couple of hours installing games on your school laptop as you took a bath, he then cooked you dinner, and by the time the night rolled around, you were your usual bubbly self again. And after watching and laughing your hearts out at Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets, sleep started to creep up on you.

Henry placed one of your kitchen chairs under the doorknob before turning to give you a massive hug, “No one can get in, darling. I promise”

“Thank god you live across the hall” you confessed, snaking your arms under his hoodie as you gathered yourself as close to him as possible. “What would I have done otherwise?”

“You don’t have to worry about that” Henry kissed your forehead, “I’ll always be here when you need me”

And in that moment, right there, stopping yourself from kissing him turned out to be the most difficult thing you ever had to do. Instead, you settled for his cheek, before hiding your face against his shoulder. “I’ll always be here for you too”

“Thank you, angel” Henry breathed out.

There really was nothing on this earth you loved more than this man.

Getting ready to go to sleep, you changed in your pajamas, while all Henry did was take off his hoodie. With your toothbrush lodged between your teeth, you lingered in the door frame, watching the muscles of his back flex as he bent down and put his phone down to charge.

Toothpaste and drool could very well have dribbled down your chin as you stood and gawked, only releasing you were staring when Henry turned around and a smile made its way up his lips. “Yes?” he laughed, but all you did was look him up and down, before returning to the bathroom with a shake of your head.

“Oh, Y/n?” Henry called again, following you, “Where can I find a blanket or some sheets?”

First you squinted, but then you decided it would be best if you just finished brushing your teeth before anything else. After rinsing your mouth, you turned to look at him, utterly unamused. “What for?”

“So I don’t have to sleep on leather?”

“You’re sleeping with me” you rolled your eyes, grabbing his elbow and dragging him into the bathroom so he could get ready for bed too. “Not up for discussion”

“Ok” Henry chuckled, looking at you in the mirror. “But I snore”

As if that would make you reconsider. You walked away and into your room, settling under the covers, without another word. About 10 minutes later, Henry joined you.

He fit in like a piece of puzzle and you didn’t even try to keep yourself from cuddling into his side. Sinking his head down between the multitude of pillows on your bed, you giggled, crawling on top of him. Without thinking too much about it, you kissed your way down his neck, peppering tens of kisses against his naked chest. You felt his heartbeat under your palm as he breathed in and out slowly, smiling down at you as he enjoyed the view.

“Thanks for doing this for me” you mumbled, rubbing your hand up and down his chiseled abdomen.

“Really, Y/n” Henry said, wrapping his arms around you, “There’s no need to thank me. Plus, you think I’m not enjoying this?”

“Oh shut up” you giggled. The amount of small talk that followed turned out to be exactly what you needed in order to allow your eyes to peacefully close. Despite the events of earlier in the evening, you now felt safer than ever before.

It was just a matter of time until soft snores started escaping past your lips, your chest rising and falling every so softly as you drifted out of consciousness.

But Henry’s mind was nowhere near relaxed enough to drift off. No. You were too close to him, too innocent and vulnerable for him to just let this moment pass. The way you had just thrown one of your legs over his lap drove him insane - your bare thigh too accessible to him.

At first, he just tested the waters. A peck to the top of your head, and a small caress against the back of your hand. You were completely out, and that accentuated his need further.

Slowly moving his free arm down his body, Henry brushed his fingers over his clothed member, grunting out loud when he felt the sensibility in his tip. He bit into his bottom lip out of need to keep quiet, teasing himself just a little as he struggled to decide how to go about things. With the way you were laying right now, it was next to impossible for him to free himself without moving you. And even though at the beginning he tried to avoid that, when you stirred in your sleep, your body rubbing up against his, he lost all kinds of patience.

As softly as he could, Henry pushed your leg back, just a little. Even in your sleep, you craved his touch, as when you felt movement, you involuntarily shuffled closer, but much to his relief, your legs remained on the mattress.

Eagerness controlled his actions as he pushed his pants down his thighs, propping his hips up with difficulty. When his underwear was pulled down and his cock sprung free, Henry hissed with unmatched satisfaction. With his hand wrapped around his base and his eyes on you, he swallowed thickly, his heart beating out of his chest with a demented sense of bliss.

"My baby-" Henry cooed, rubbing his lips across your hairline as he started stroking his cock.

His movements were slow but not calculated in any way. His brain was occupied, forcing his hand to work on muscle memory. But still, he teased himself, rubbing his thumb across his slit just like he liked to think you would.

The fear of getting caught was at an all time high as you stirred again. He froze for a second, "That's my good girl-" Henry whispered, looking down at your sleeping frame. As much as he wanted you to take an active part in this, he knew better than to risk it.

It was getting more and more difficult to breathe, his back sweating profusely as he pumped himself closer to the edge. His hips bucked, causing the bed frame to creak. Instantly, he stilled, eyes on you, but all you did was rub your cheek against his chest, completely unaware of your surroundings.

"I'm so close for you, my darling" Henry groaned, his throat paper dry as the words left his lips. All he could hear was his own breathing and the unmistakable perverse sound of slapping skin, but still, even above all of that, you kept on peacefully snoring.

The arm Henry looped around your frame was now traveling lower, his palm exploring your side until he reached your ass. He softly gripped a handful of your bum, squeezing hard enough to make up for the struggle of not allowing himself to finish too early. But it was reckless and maybe he shouldn't have done so, as his touch all but woke you up.

Still overwhelmed with sleep, you barely pushed yourself up, eyes closed as you slightly changed your position. You were now laying higher up his body, your head almost falling off his shoulder. Your breathing tickled the side of his neck as you snaked your arm up and looped it around his frame. Biting down hard on his bottom hip, Henry felt ridiculous amounts of blood rush to the tip of his cock as you refused to settle already.

Rubbing the tip of your nose across his jugular, still mostly out but not fully, you peaked your eyes open, “Henry-?”

“Y- yeah?” he swallowed thickly, freezing in his spot.

“Why’re you awake?” you mumbled.

“Just woke up- had a weird dream, that’s all”

You believed the lie without an ounce of doubt, “Wanna talk about it?”

“Yes” he whispered, “But in the morning. Sorry I woke you up, go back to sleep, darling”

“Ok” you sighed, kissed his bare shoulder and allowed yourself to drift off again.

Henry licked his lips in a haze, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as sweat worked his entire body. God, how he regretted getting himself in his position, but his cock was full on hard, all but leaking at the tip, not so patiently waiting to receive any kind of attention again. He sucked in a deep breath, eyes on you to make sure you were asleep.

His heart skipped a beat as your mouth popped open, but your light snores came as the strongest form of reassurance, and he resumed his work. The anxiety of getting caught fueled him, and the heels of his feet dug into the mattress, his hips bucking upwards as he furiously pumped his cock.

It was all getting too much. He was close. Henry threw his head back trying to suppress a moan, but he miserably failed. A choked back wail escaped his now dry lips as his whole body tensed. He squeezed you closer, his fingers lewdly digging into the sweet flesh of your ass. He was crossing many lines but that didn't stop him. He didn't see things clear anymore. His chest heaved, rushing up and down as he fisted his cock, biting into his lower lip as he watched your peaceful expression.

It was pure, dumb luck that he managed to spot a pack of napkins laying on the night stand mere seconds before he came. His juices eagerly ran down his shaft as he flew through his orgasm, his saviour napkin proving almost useless.

Coming down from his high, he all but managed to calm down, but his mind was still set. He would never get enough of you. And no matter how many times he'd cum, he'd still be down to go again. You had that power over him.

"Fuck…" Henry panted. And in the blur of the moment he created, he didn't even stop to process his thoughts. Gathering the few droplets of cum that landed on his stomach, he brought his hand up to your face, his thumb rubbing across your lips.

In that moment, then and there, when you unconsciously wrapped your lips around his finger, he almost lost it all over again.

"Holy-" he cried again, kissing your forehead. As eager and willing as he was to keep going, Henry stopped himself. He tucked the napkins next to the foot of the bed, pulled his pants back up his hips and settled under the covers.

Sleep didn't come easy, but he eventually drifted off. Unfortunately, the clock had almost struck 3am by the time he closed his eyes, and no later than 6:15, your alarm went off.

"No" you protested, wiggling around in search of your phone. "No school- no, thank you"

Eyes closed and cheek squished into the pillow, Henry raised his arm and found the phone with ease, handing it to you without a word.

Squinting under the bright light of the screen, you dismissed the alarm and snuggled back into Henry's chest, his arms wrapping around your body in an instant.

And as heavenly as this felt, it only lasted for about 5 minutes, until your alarm went off again.

"Just turn it off" Henry laughed, kissing your forehead, "I'll wake you up after I make breakfast"

"You don't have to" you protested, throwing in a whine or two as you curled yourself around him.

"I want to"

"No"

"Y/n…"

"Ok fine" you sighed, "Thank you"

"No need darling" Henry chuckled and stood up. He once again pecked the top of your head and then he was gone. About one second and a half later, you were asleep again, only to complain when Henry woke you up.

"It's 7" he stated, gathering the blanket in his arms and allowing the cold air to reach your body.

"Give it back" you cried.

"Is that how it's gonna be?" Henry threatened, and despite his dominating tone, you still refused to take him seriously. When you hid your face between the pillows, he deeply sighed, but satisfaction was still audible in his tone. "Fine then"

Taking you completely by surprise, Henry bent down and gathered you in his arms, throwing you over his shoulder with absolute ease.

"Henry-" you yelled, "The fuck-"

"Not gonna be late, Y/n" Henry laughed, "Not on my watch"

"God" you giggled along and allowed yourself to be carried to the kitchen.

As soon as he walked out of the bedroom, a delicious smell reached your nose. It was probably the first real breakfast you'd had in weeks, so you weren't going to complain anymore. Fresh coffee, toast, avocado, pancakes, hard boiled eggs and a multitude of veggies and fruit awaited on the table.

"I didn't even know I had all this food in my house"

"You didn't-" Henry shook his head, sitting down beside you, "Grabbed them from my place"

"You shouldn't have, but thank you"

"No need" he assured you, "Dig in"

When you were done, and right before you headed to the bathroom to get ready, you turned to him again. "Do you know the number of any locksmiths? I really wanna change the locks"

Following a quick Google search, Henry found a multitude of ads, and after choosing the most trustworthy looking one, he dialed the number as you patiently waited beside him.

Everything seemed to go perfectly well, until he frowned, "No, today pl- [...] No, I'm not locked out of my- [...] You sure-? Ok, ok fine. Ok, tomorrow, first thing, ok, thanks"

"They can't come today?" you pouted as soon as he hung up.

"No, I'm sorry" Henry shook his head, and seeing the disappointment plastered on your face, he spoke up again. "I can stay one more night, if you want to. I'll sleep in the living room-"

"What? No" you scoffed, "It's not that…"

"What is it then?" he questioned, starting to get worried.

You hesitated. "Its no-"

"Don't tell me it's nothing" Henry commanded, pointing a finger at you. A smile appeared at the corner of your lips as you rolled your eyes.

"Ok, fine. I just- I just had to film today for the- you know… That's all, but I can do it some other day"

Henry didn't answer until a smirk tilted the corner of his lips upwards. "Or I could help you?"

"Help me?" you gawked.

"Yeah" he nonchalantly shrugged, "Helped you once before, didn't I?"

"You sure?"

"Yeah" he smiled, "Only if you me want to, of course"

Your knees weakened and your heart was beating in all the wrong ways, so all you managed to do was giggle and shake your head in disbelief. "Well, yeah... I want to"

How were you going to tell him that the video was supposed to be of you fucking yourself with a baby pink dildo? And how exactly was he going to help? You had a long day ahead of you and the ridiculous amounts of school work you had to get done in the meantime didn't allow you to give these questions any kind of priority. All you wanted was for the evening to come around already even if you sweated profusely just at the thought of what was to come.

#henry cavill #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill smut #henry cavill x you #walter marshall x reader #august walker x reader #geralt of rivia x you

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hockey-fics · 4 years

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I didn't know you already had a request with number 47! so maybe number 13 from the angsty prompt list with petey? please?

Thank you for the request!

Prompt: “You did a wonderful job convincing people that you love me, I almost fell for it” with Elias Pettersson

Warning: insinuations of sex

Word Count: ~3,400

Moving to Vancouver was a big step for you. But the job was too good to turn down and the apartment you found was a little too perfect and all the pieces just fell into place too easily to not do it.

The transition was difficult though. Your workplace was smaller than you expected and almost everyone who worked there was much older than you. Meeting people in the new city was hard. It was cold and rained all the time and you found navigating the larger city difficult, getting lost more time than you would care to admit.

But then you met him.

Elias.

He had stepped through the apartment lobby doors, hesitating when he saw you struggling to drag a box that contained the pieces of a desk you had ordered online. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The desk would fit perfectly against the window in the den of your apartment, it was absolutely beautiful, and it was on sale. But now that you alternating between bouts of yanking or shoving it across the all too big lobby you were beginning to wish you hadn’t made that purchase.

“Do you want some help?” Elias had asked.

You had looked up at him, immediately caught off guard. His voice was soft, an accent that you couldn’t immediately place. He was tall and handsome with intriguing blue eyes and a reassuring smile.

“I-,” you started, standing up straighter and glancing down at the box. You hated asking for help, even when someone was offering. Hated it even more when it was a stranger. But at the rate you were going that desk wasn’t even going to get into your apartment for a sizeable amount of time.

Before you even have a chance to deny the help he was offering he had stepped closer, silently letting you know that it was okay for you to say yes.

“Thank you,” you breathed out in relief as he leaned down to pick up the opposite end of the box. Together the two of you navigated the box into the elevator and up to your apartment.

Elias had helped you bring the box into your apartment. You introduced yourself to him before he left and when you mentioned that you were new to the city Elias had given you his number, told you to call him if you needed anything at all.

And for awhile you didn’t contact him. Not because you didn’t want to. Truth be told you would have loved to have called him because the city still felt so lonely and he truly seemed like such a nice guy. But every time you contemplated it the idea was outweighed by worry that you would be annoying him.

But then a few weeks later you were having a truly catastrophic day. Like always you left for the skytrain, because it was just as quick as driving and you didn’t have to pay for parking at work. But you ended up being late, missing your train and being a few minutes late to work. Where you were immediately berated by your manager despite your apologies. And you tried to put that behind you but throughout the rest of the day you were slightly frazzled and nothing seemed to be going smoothly. By the time the work day ended it had started pouring, typical Vancouver rain that could be heard pounding off the roof of the building. Dumping the contents of your purse onto your desk before leaving you realize you had forgotten your umbrella at home. So you packed up your stuff and prepared yourself for the miserable walk to the skytrain station. By the time your commute was over and you had hustled back to your apartment you were freezing cold and soaking wet. And as if the day couldn’t get worse as you rifled through your purse you realized your keys were missing, mind flashing back to dumping your purse contents onto your desk at work.

Groaning you stare at the locked lobby door of the apartment building. A few minutes of contemplating your options you pull your phone out, dialling Elias’ number.

“Hi,” Elias answers after a couple rings. “How’s it going?”

“Could be better,” you admit, huddled under the awning outside the lobby door to protect yourself from the rain. “Are you home?”

“Yeah, I am. What’s up?”

“Can you let me in?” You ask, not knowing what you would do from there, the key to your actual apartment missing as well. “I think I forgot my keys at work.”

“Of course. I’ll be down in a minute,” Elias assures you.

And true to his word he was opening the door a few minutes later, letting you into the warm lobby. Droplets of water drip off your jacket and onto the doormat as you wipe a combination of rainwater and tears from your cheeks. You hadn’t even realized you were crying till the situation had calmed down a bit, till you were away from the loud stormy weather.

“Are you okay? You look cold. Do you have the keys to your apartment?”

Shaking your head you wrap your arms around your body. “No, I’ll have to call a locksmith or something, I don’t know.”

“Come on, you can wait in my apartment if you want,” Elias offers, stepping towards the elevator as you trail behind him, feeling cold, miserable, and deflated.

You step into Elias’ apartment behind him you stand on the doormat, careful not to get water on the hardwood floor. But you’re not sure how to handle the situation so you stand in one spot, watching Elias kick his shoes off and step into the apartment.

“You can come in,” Elias tells you, smiling gently. “I can get you some clothes, if you want to shower and warm up you can do that too.”

“You don’t have to do all this,” you tell him, pulling your jacket off and hanging it up over one of the hooks by the door, pushing your shoes off.

“I’m not doing much,” Elias comments, nodding towards the hallway. Following after him Elias points out the bathroom, leaving you alone for a moment and returning with an armful of clothes. “Towels are in the cupboard there,” he tells you, gesturing towards the cupboard by the door. “I’ll be out in the kitchen, take your time.”

Something about how kind he was, how considerate he was left you feeling overwhelmed. He didn’t need to be this nice to you, you had never met anyone who was so kind so soon after meeting. After standing under the hot water in the shower while the chill dissipated from your bones, you get out and dry off, pulling on the large t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants that you had to fold over at the waist a number of times to be able to stay up.

Folding up your wet clothes you shuffle out of the bathroom, finding Elias in the kitchen. He was standing in front of the stove, cooking dinner with his phone pressed to his ear.

“An hour?” You hear Elias say into the phone. “Yeah, that’s fine.” He hangs up his phone, setting it down on the counter and glancing over at you. “Hey, I called the building manager, he said they have emergency access keys to all the apartments. If you have ID he’ll be able to let you into your apartment but he won’t be here for an hour. I was making dinner though, do you want some?”

You stare over at Elias in surprise, eyes welling with tears. “I…you didn’t have to deal with this for me, you’ve already helped me more than you need to.”

“It’s not a big deal,” he assures you, grabbing a couple plates from the cupboard. “I moved here not that long ago, I had all the guys on the team for support though. I can’t imagine not knowing anyone.”

“Team?” You ask, sliding onto one of the barstools at his bar counter.

“I play hockey, for the Canucks,” he explains, setting a plate of food in front of you before sitting down beside you with his own food.

“Oh, wow, that’s amazing,” you tell him in surprise. Because truthfully you didn’t know much about him aside from his generosity towards you. And so you spent the rest of the hour getting to know each other till he came with you to meet the building manager, making sure you got back into your apartment before saying goodnight.

And after that night you two began spending more and more time together till you were practically inseparable. He introduced you to some of his teammates and some of their wives and girlfriends.

You would spend evenings curled up on his couch watching movies. Eventually sharing the couch turned to cuddling turned to falling asleep with your head on his chest. You would go grocery shopping together, while it made sense with both of you living in the same building, the truth was that you both just wanted to spend as much time together as possible. You would go for early morning walks, discussing all sorts of deep thoughts. Going for coffee or dinner together became a common occurrence.

And you fell for Elias. Hard. But you were uncertain about his feelings. He had always been the friendly guy who lived on the floor below you. He never tried to flirt. When you cuddled on the couch his hands never wandered. You never caught him checking you out or staring just a little too long.

It was a Saturday night eight months after you first started hanging out with Elias and Elias had invited you over to Brock and Troy’s place along with a few other people. You were reluctant at first, telling him you didn’t want to intrude. But Elias was persistent and you found yourself sitting beside him on their couch a few hours later. The night had gone by as expected, they discussed stuff about hockey that you didn’t fully understand, you got to hear about their personal lives, girlfriends and family issues. You were glad Elias had invited you, happy to get to be more involved in his life than you already were.

“I’m going to the washroom,” you tell Elias a few hours after you had gotten there.

“Okay,” he mutters and you don’t notice the way he watches you stand up, the way he watches you walk out of the room. But Brock does and he can’t just not say anything.

“You’ve got it bad for her,” Brock chuckles, shaking his head.

“What?” Elias asks, only half-aware of what Brock was talking about as he turns his attention to him.

“Why don’t you just tell her how you feel?” Brock asks.

“How I feel?”

Brock shakes his head again, sighing loudly. “Don’t pretend you don’t have feelings for her, man.”

“We’re just friends,” Elias defends, adjusting uncomfortably on the couch as he glances around the room, looking for any distractions.

As you wander back from the bathroom you pause outside the living room entryway, frozen with the words you hear Brock say. “You’re in love with her, we all see it.”

“She just needs a friend right now,” Elias reiterates.

“Just needs a friend? But you don’t want to be just a friend?”

“Just drop it, okay?” Elias snaps, unusually out of character for him.

A few moments later you step into the room, trying your best to act like you hadn’t just heard everything you heard. Was Brock right? Elias hadn’t denied it. But that didn’t mean he was right either. No matter how hard you tried to remain unfazed by the comments you had overheard you simply couldn’t, catching yourself staring at Elias just a little too often and for a little too long.

By the time you leave that night you can’t manage to keep your heart rate steady or your breathing even. Elias parks his car and you climb out, an uncomfortable silence filling the air around you two and you begin to wonder if he knows something is up. Stepping into the elevator you can’t handle the tension anymore but you’re not sure how to deal with it either. So you let your body take control, stepping in front of Elias, one hand on the back of his neck as you lean closer to him. “Kiss me,” you whisper in the silence of the elevator.

“What?” Elias asks in shock, but he’s grabbing at your waist already, pulling you closer. And he doesn’t wait for you to say anything else before he’s kissing you, surprisingly fast and eager. When the doors of the elevator slide open you grab Elias’ hand, pulling him out onto your floor with you. There’s a nervous excitement as you both walk to your apartment. You barely have the door closed before Elias has his hands on your hips, pulling your back into him as he leans down, pressing his lips to your jaw, reaching up to brush your hair away as he moves his lips down to your neck.

Gasping softly you push your body back into his, hand curling around Elias’ wrist. “Please,” you whimper, head tipping back to rest on his shoulder. You hadn’t so much as kissed a guy since moving to Vancouver. And maybe it was because you were too busy to worry about going out with guys, but maybe it was because there was only one guy you were interested in and he just happened to be right there behind you.

“Are you sure about this?” Elias asks, turning you around in his arms as he holds you by your waist.

“Yes,” you whisper, grabbing one of his hands and pulling him along with you into your bedroom.

Waking up the next morning you roll over, finding the bed empty beside you. The way your heart sank was a feeling you had never felt before. You had slept with guys before and it meant nothing, had woken up the next morning alone or snuck out during the night. But this felt different. Because you really thought it meant something. But clearly you were wrong.

Slowly you pull yourself out of bed, yanking on an oversized t-shirt and shuffling to the kitchen to make coffee. Because you needed to do something, anything, to keep your mind off the fact that you had slept with your one of your best friends and he left before you were even awake. Left without saying a single thing. And with each passing hour of the day where you hadn’t heard anything from Elias the worse you felt.

Sure, you knew there was the chance that he really wasn’t in love with you. But when he kissed you back in the elevator you thought it had to have meant something. The last thing you would have expected was for him to just leave like that.

‘Movie night?’

The text came early in the afternoon and normally you would have replied within seconds of seeing it. But today was so different, hesitation as your thumbs hovered over the keyboard on your phone.

‘Sure. Your place or mine?’ You finally send. You couldn’t say no to Elias, no matter how hurt you were from earlier.

‘Mine? 7 work?’

‘Sure’ you reply vaguely. Your conversations were never like this. You always said more, talked about what the other was doing, made jokes. You can’t remember a single one word text you had ever sent him, it always needed at the very least a smiley face.

That evening you head up to Elias’ apartment, knocking on the door and staring down at the ground anxiously. Elias pulls the door open a minute later, stepping aside to let you walk inside. “Hey,” you whisper.

“Hi,” Elias replies, closing the door behind you before pulling you into a hug. It’s warm and comforting and you want to stay there with him forever. But you know you can’t, not after the night before. Slowly pulling back you take a deep breath, preparing yourself to bring up what happened. “Do you want to order takeout or should we find something to make here?” Elias asks.

You’re caught off guard by him brushing past everything that happened, not acknowledging the fact that less than 24 hours before you were moaning his name. “Uh,” you hum, prepared to talk about the implications of hooking up but not about dinner plans. “Takeout.”

Elias nods, pulling his phone out and opening DoorDash. “What do you want?”

“For you to stop ignoring what happened last night,” you blurt out, staring up at Elias with watery eyes.

Elias lowers his phone staring at you in silence for a moment. “What do you want to talk about?”

“What?” You croak, shaking your head. “What do you mean? What do I want to talk about? The fact that we slept together last night. That you left before I was even awake the next morning. Any of that ring a bell?”

“What do you want me to say about it?”

You feel your chest tightening, throat aching with the threat of tears you were so desperately trying to hold back. “You know, you did a wonderful job convincing people that you love me, I almost fell for it.”

“What do you mean?” Elias asks, eyes softening as he steps closer, arms moving towards you before you step back.

“I heard what Brock said, about you being in love with me,” you explain. “That’s why…that’s why I slept with you last night, Elias. Because I’m in love with you and I thought maybe, just maybe he was right. Or at the very least you would have the decency to not just fuck me if it didn’t mean anything.” Wiping at the tears streaming down your face you whirl around towards the door, trying to escape before you broke down any further.

But Elias is grasping for your hand before you can get to the door, pulling you into his chest. “He’s right,” Elias whispers. “I am in love with you.”

“So why are you acting like such an asshole then?”

Elias pulls back, reaching over to wipe the tears off your cheeks. “Because I was scared. I didn’t think you felt the same way. I thought…I thought you just wanted a, uh, like, friends with benefits. But I know I can’t do that with you so I thought just going back to normal was the only option.”

You let out a shocked breath of laughter, clutching tight to Elias as if he might try to distance himself again if you let up even just a little. “You thought all of a sudden I would try to just turn this into a friends with benefit agreement? After all this time?”

“I didn’t think you could have feelings for me,” Elias mumbles into your hair, holding onto you with just as much intensity. “I mean, look at you. You’re perfect. And I can’t give you everything you deserve, I’m not even here all the time, so…”

“What are you talking about you?” You ask, interrupting Elias’ ramble with a quiet, surprised laugh, your hands moving to the back of his neck as you stare up into his eyes. “You already give me more than I deserve. You’re the person I call when I need anything. You come down to my apartment at two in the morning to kill spiders for me. You pick me up when I have to work late and it’s dark and you don’t want me taking the skytrain at night. You helped me repaint my kitchen on one of the very few days you actually have off. And you don’t have to do any of those things so when you’re not here to do them it’s okay, because it’s already more than I need. You’re more than I need, Elias, and I hate that you would think you aren’t.”

“I love you,” he whispers, saying it like it was a weight off his shoulders. “I love you so much,” he repeats, a smile growing on his face.

“Should I spend the night here tonight? Or do you want me to sneak out after you fall asleep?” You joke, pressing your lips to his.

Elias smiles against your lips, pulling back and shaking his head, clearly still feeling guilty. “Don’t leave…you don’t ever need to leave."

#elias pettersson #elias pettersson imagine #elias pettersson blurb #elias pettersson fic #nhl blurb #nhl oneshot #nhl fic #hockey blurb #hockey fic #hockey imagines

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mudaship39 · 2 years

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Dossier of Afro Asian Native coded fighter gunslinger and spellcaster character bio part 2

Rank:

Started:

C+ rank

F to D rank Guild Trainee

C+ rank Guild member

B- rank Adventurer

B+ rank Silver ranked Hunter

C ranked Hero

Now:

S+ rank (SSS+ High Class)

S+ Rank (Unrankable) Guild Member.

S+ rank (Adamantine Rank) Adventurer. (Mithril, Orichcalum, Adamantine)

S+ rank (Platinum Rank) Hunter (Monster Hunter, Undead Slayer, Demon Hunter, Mage Hunter, Witch Hunter, Vampire Hunter, & Dragon Slayer). (Copper, Brass, Silver, Gold, Platinum)

S+ rank (Diamond Rank) Hero. (Amber, Pearl, Lapis, Opal, Amethyst, Emerald, Ruby, Diamond)

Rank and class as a guild member and adventurer is decided by academics and athletics (from magical community college, magical four year university, magical Ivy League University, & magical military academy), merit, relationship with commoners, services to guild, positive reputation with guild patrons (guild clients who hire guild contractors), connection to nobles and rich aristocracy, recommendation from military or knight order, military strength, good likability with civilians, monster hunting trophies, kinship with guild and guild members, experience, association with guild council and guild officers, magical power, reliability on guild missions, one time guild membership due and monthly guild dues being paid on time annually, compliance with guild rules, quest completion percentage, good relationship with adventuring party, notoriety, fame, adventuring skills, respect from guild colleagues, contribution to the guild, talent, bond with royalty, furthering guild goals, assistance to the state (federation of kingdoms, empire of kingdoms, & or confederacy of nations), & overall effectiveness as a guild member and adventurer.

Some of these factors shift or widen the economic, societal, & educational gaps in societal castes between adventurers in a system of classism.

Level: 500

Stat Points:

Skills:

Traits:

Alignment:

Neutral Good

Chaotic Good

Neutral Evil

Lawful Evil

Chaotic Neutral

True Neutral

Class:

Multi Class Spellcaster. Gunslinger. Artificer. Fighter.

Subclass:

Artificer. Tinkerer. Alchemist. Battle Smith. Artillerist. Master Maker. Armorer. Forge Adept. Maverick. Warsmith. Potion Smith. Curses Smith. Relic Smith. Infusion Smith. Golem Smith. Rune Smith. Gadget Smith. Inventor. Warlock. Fiend Pact. Fey Pact. Celestial Pact. Infernal Pact. Dark Pact. Sorcerer. Divine Soul. Shadow Magic. Wild Magic. Draconic Bloodline. Battle Sorcerer. Gunslinger. Arcane Gunslinger. Magic Marksman. Spellshot. Gunsmith. Alchemical Gunslinger. Sharpshooter. Deadeye. Peerless Archer. Rifleman. Adept Marksman. Desperado. Knight. Battle Master. Champion. Weapon Master. Great Weapon Fighter. Tempest Fighter. Avenger. Sorcerous Knight. Mage Marksman. Paladin (not the class but knight order rank). Crusader. Warden. Anointed Knight. Acolyte. Holy Knight. Oath of the Watchers. Oath of Glory. Oath of Heroism. Oath of Devotion. Oath of the Crown. Oath of Vengeance. Avenger. Platinum Knight. Oath of the Justicar. Magic User. Arch Mage. Spellsword. War Mage. Arcanist. Monster Hunter. Rune Sage. Eldritch Knight. Demon Hunter. Rune Mystic. Gun Mage. Dragon Slayer. Summoner (Imps, Spirits, Succubi/Incubi, Fae Spirits, Genie/Djinn, Infernals, Celestials, Tieflings, Aasimar, Angels, Demons, God, Devils, Titans, Primordials). War Wizard. Mage Hunter. Rune Mage. Witch Hunter. Magic Knight. Sword Mage. Rune Smith. Gun Witch. Dragon Rider. Rune Knight. Battle Mage. Rune Master, Magician. Wild Mage. Control Wizard. Rune Caster. Arcane Tactician. Shadow Adept. Psion. Archivist Tradition. Magical Savant. Lore Mastery. Swordplay Tradition. Ancient Magic. Incantrix. Mage Lord. Arcane Origin. Rune Fencer. Rune Blade. Magical Swordsman. Hex Blade. Fighter. Soldier. Martial Artist. Cloaked Sniper. Scout. Pathfinder. Sniper. Elite Mercenary. Commander. Ardent. Mercenary Veteran. Sellsword, Samurai. Enlighted Samurai. Wandering Samurai. Ronin. Daimyo. Shogun. Warlord. Commander, Combat Veteran. Paragon. Vanguard. Tactician. Gladiator. Pit Fighter. Duelist. Swashbuckler. Fencer. Cavalier. Grand Marshal. Kensei. Empowerment. Destined Bloodline. Magus Bloodline. Enchantress Bloodline.

Background:

Has lived for a very long time as a magical variant human with half fae elvish half goblinoid and half giant kin ancestry

Farmer. Gatherer. Fisherman. Weaver. Forager. Sailor. Far Traveler. Outlander. Elven Raised. Giant kin/Goblinoid Raised. Hunter. Clan Hunter/Huntress. Clan Hunting Captain. Druid. Barbarian. Ranger. Scout. Stalker. Seeker. Refugee. Exile. Hermit. Wanderer. Nomad. Explorer. Forager. Hunter. Fisherman. Trapper. Survivalist. Inquirer. Cartographer. Map Maker. Horizon Walker. Master Inquisitor. Forest Ranger (Wood Elf trained). Guide. Navigator. Outlander. Wilderness Investigator. Forester. Game Keeper. Warden (Keeper of an Ancient Elven Ruin). Sentinel (Defender of Fae Forest Sanctuary). Sentinel (Wood Elf Trained). Guardian. Protector. Defender. Temple Guardian (Door Sentry, Honor Guard, Temple Warden, Altar Sentinel, Unseen Watcher, Inner Sanctum Shield). Conservationist. Clan Head. Clan Elder. Tribal Council Member. Clan Leader. Clan Patriarch/Clan Matriarch. Tribal Elder. Chieftain. Warchief. Paramount Chieftain. Paramount Warchief.

Bartender. Barmaid. Barkeep. Brewer. Tavern Keeper. Layman’s Tavern Owner. Innkeeper. Server. Hostess. Waiter. Dishwasher. Baker. Grill Chef. Fry Chef. Pastry Chef. Fish Chef. Junior Chef. Station Chef. Deputy Chef. Head Chef. Executive Chef. Master Chef. Gourmet Chef. 5 Star Restaurant Owner. Mixologist. High End Bar Owner. Proprietor. Negotiator (Specializing in Transport and Accommodations). Writer (Cook Books). Merchant. Trader. Salesman. Vendor. Merchant. Assistant (Shop Assistant). Accountant (Merchant Guild). Shopkeeper (selling and buying adventurer weapons, armor, shields, & clothes). Store Owner (Magical items store). Appraiser. Auctioneer. Businessman. Tycoon. Magical Emporium. Guild Associate. Guild Initiate. Guild Apprentice. Guild Member (Merchant Guild). Guild Artisan (Armorer, Weapon Smiths, Fine Smiths, & Blacksmiths). Family Business. Merchant Prince/Merchant Princess. Guild Merchant (Alchemists, Gems, Armorers, Books, & Apothecaries). Family Tradition. Caravan. Negotiator (Specializing in trading Adventurer's goods, Magical items, Rare Acquisitions, Crafting Items, & Specialist goods and transporting them by train). Caravan Bodyguard. Armed Escort. Caravan Specialist. Caravan Master. Well Traveled. Road Salesman. Traveling Merchant (Transported goods by station wagon). Sea Nomad (Lived in a floating city built by metal on the ocean governed by a merchant enclave. City follows the most prosperous trade routes on the seas. Is a haven for smugglers, traders, & pirates). Merchant Sailor (transported goods by ship). Information Broker. Entrepreneur (Specializing in management, sales, administration, production, & training). Dimension Hopper (They discovered magic to move between dimensions at will but have yet to find a way to go back). Stranded (Different World on an Alternate Plane). Well Traveled. Plane Walker (They were investigating teleportation magic when suddenly a spell went wrong which landed them in Elysium. They were fighting another spellcaster in a magic battle when they fired a spell at them sending them to another plane to Shadowfell. An inhabitant of another plane, a pixie, kidnapped them to the Fey Wilds. They were traveling the planes and got separated from their group landing them in the Abyss. They were exploring a portal to another plane and got lost landing them in the Elemental Planes. All they remember is waking up on a different plane with no idea how they got to Pandemonium. An inhabitant of another plane devil lady had a succubus kidnapped them to the Nine Hells. They were traveling the planes and got separated from their group landing them in the Material Planes. They were exploring a portal to another plane and got lost landing them in Limbo. All they remember is waking up on a different plane with no idea how they got to the Underworld. They were fighting another spellcaster in a magic battle when they fired a spell at them sending them to another plane in the World Tree of Yggdrasil of the 9 Realms. They were investigating teleportation magic when suddenly a spell went wrong which landed them in the Celestial Empire). Interplaner Merchant (Merchant, Vendor, & Caravan in the Material Plane, Fey Wilds, Shadowfell, Elemental Planes, Elysium, Limbo, Pandemonium, The Abyss, The Celestial Empire, The Underworld, & the Nine Hells). Writer (Travel Guide). Guild Veteran. Guild Officer. Guild Leader. Guild Master. Guild Grandmaster (Merchant Guild leader).

Noble. Aristocrat. Scion. Noble Scion. Scion of an Ancient Bloodline. Descendant. Royalty. Arranged Marriage. Runaway. Fallen Noble. Heir of a Fallen Kingdom. Exiled Ruler. Royalty. Prince/Princess. Sovereign (High King/High Queen).

Gentleman. Lord/Lady. Duelist. Swashbuckler. Musketeer. Fencer. Dandy. Recruit (knight order recruit). Initiate. Aspirant. Squire. Apprentice. Junior Scribe. Scribe. Journeyman Scribe. Senior Scribe. Head Scribe. Order of the Quill. Order of the Pen. Writer (Magical Arcana). Knight/Lady Knight. Esquire/Dame. Lancer Knight (Knight Corporal). Lost Instructor (Knight commander vanished after investigating magical artifact). Order of the Anvil. Blacksmith. Knight Sergeant. Quartermaster. Knight Lieutenant. Knight Captain. Knight Major. Knight Commander. Peacekeeper. Order of the Scroll. Order of the Tome. Lore Keeper (Arcane Books, Esoteric Scrolls, & Ancient Runes). Archivist (Ancient Scripture, Art, Geological Discovery, National Treasures, & Historical Trinkets). Chronicler (Written History, Municipal Records, Commercial Records, Archeology, Biographies, & Current Events). Historian. Proctor. Field Researcher. Sage’s Assistant (Specializing in Alchemy, Arcana, Astronomy, Herbology, History, & Linguistics). Praetorian. Knight Templar. High Templar. Grand Templar. Templar Commander. Templar Lord Commander. Order of the Wand. Order of the Staff. Order of the Grimiore. Paladin (Knight order rank not the class). High Paladin. Grand Paladin. Star Paladin. Paladin Commander. Order of the Shield. Order of the Sword. Order of the Gun. Order of the Pistol. Order of the Rifle. Order of Shadows. Order of Light. Grey Order. Inquisitor. High Inquisitor, Grand Inquisitor. Chapter Leader. Order Master. Elder. High Elder (Knight Order leader).

Assistant (Library Clerk). Librarian. Arcane Librarian. Scribe. Chronicler. Archivist. Lore Keeper. Lore Master. Magical Mathematician. Scientist. Chemist. Mad Scientist. Student. Honors Student. AP Classes. Tutor (Mathematics. They teach students the magnificence of objective numbers with algebra, calculus, geometry, & trigonometry. History. They tutor pupils of the past and its lessons from wars to historical achievements. The Arts. Science. They lecture on the natural world and its wonders from anatomy, anthropology, archeology, biology, chemistry, geology, marine biology. physics, psychology, sociology, & zoology. Languages. They educate others about the myriad forms of speech in the world). Writer (Sciences, History, & Literature). Thespian. Athlete. MVP. Graduate. Honors Graduate. Valedictorian. Academy Student. Student of Magic. Prodigy. Cloistered Scholar. Arcane Scholar. Magical Scholar. Magical Apprentice. Tutor (They specialize in lecturing on the finer details of the arcane and esoteric on all schools of magic). Writer (Magical Arcana). Magical Teacher (teaches at Magical High School). Magical Professor (teaches at magical community college, four year university, military academies, and Ivy League schools). Dean. Philosopher. Magical Philosopher. Arcane Philosopher. Thinker. Academic Thinker. Mad Scientist. Arcane Savant. Guest Speaker. Visionary Researcher. Field Researcher. Initiate. Recruit. Novice. Apprentice. Neophyte. Acolyte. Disciple. Adept. Master. Alchemist. Royal Alchemist. Apostle. State Alchemist. Demonologist. Occult Investigator (Ghosts, Devil, Undead, Demon, & Aberration specialization). Lone Survivor (Only survivor of demon invasion and devil conversion attack. Has an innate hatred of devils and demons). Freelance Spellcaster. Arcane Dominion. Dragon Trained (Metallic). Noble Dragon Tamer. Dragon Knight. Dragon Fighter. Dragon Rider. Slayer. Witch Hunter. Mage Hunter. Demon Hunter. Monster Hunter. Slayer of the Undead. Dragon Slayer. Arch Mage. Grand Magister. Gun Witch (They learned their skills on the road as a foundling trained by a gun witch mentor. They later joined a witch coven that defended a city from paranormal dangers. They later joined a militia coven that protected a kingdom from supernatural threats). Marksman Mage (Uses quadruple barrel flintlock pistol, six shot revolvers, double barreled blunderbuss, triple barreled flintlock rifle, 500 magnum revolver, & ten shot lever action repeating rifle as weapons).

Military Asset. Dog of the Military (Free roaming agent that is a field researcher of lost magical technology or magical matters for the military). Soldier. Academic Soldier. Conscript. Military Conscript. Recruit. Grunt. Infantry. Rifleman. Private. Corporal. Lance Corporal. Cook (Mess Hall). Field Cook. Mechanic. Arcane Mechanic. Medic. Field Medic. Combat Medic. Scientist. Field Scientist. Sergeant. Tutor (Martial Combat. They teach students on the art of the body including combat, dances, & other forms of exercise). Second Lieutenant. First Lieutenant. Captain. Support. Machine Gunner. Sharpshooter. Marksman. Sniper. Arcane Sniper. Scout. Recon. Demolitions. Grenadier. Combat Engineer. Intelligence. Spy. Double Agent. Assassin. Militant Assassin (Spy, Saboteur, Double Agent, & Contract Assassin). Assault. Heavy Weapons. Squad Leader. Officer. Military Officer. Intelligence Officer. Specialist. Commando. Airborne. Paratrooper. Pilot. Airship Pilot. Military Pilot (Spy). Ranger (Magical Army Special Forces). Force Recon (Magical Marine Corp Spec Ops). Black Ops. Special Ops. Covert Ops. Spec Ops Officer. Paramilitary. Magical Soldier. War Wizard. Battle Mage. Shock Trooper. Major. Colonel. Field Marshal. General. Veteran. War Veteran. Disabled Veteran. Arcane Augmented (Disfigured during war and now has prosthetic bionic limbs). Honorably Discharged. Retired Soldier.

Airborne. Paratrooper. Pilot. Airship Pilot. Military Pilot (Spy). Exploration. Military. Military Officer. Airship Captain. Stranded (Enemy territory during wartime). Castaway. Stranded. (Enemy Territory during wartime. Was almost seduced by harpies until they were saved by winged elves and aasimar). Sky Pirate (Winged Elf trained). Cabin Boy/Girl. Deck Hand. Cook. Doctor. Surgeon. Gunner. Powder Monkey. Buccaneer. Navigator. Helmsman. Pilot. Airship Pilot. Boatswain. Quartermaster. Mechanic. Engineer. First Mate. Second Lieutenant. Lieutenant. Sky Pirate Captain. Sky Pirate Major. Boarding. Raiding and Pillaging. Smuggler (Smuggling of contraband and prohibited products such as drugs, alchemical ingredients, weapons, exotic magical animals, & liquor by hidden compartments on airships).

Sailor. Deep Sea Salvage. Diver. Marine Salvage. Merchant. Trader. Salesman. Vendor. Merchant. Sea Trader. Negotiator (Specializing in smuggling of contraband). Sea Merchant. Merchant Sailor. Merchant Marine. Merchant Navy. Businessman. Tycoon. Entrepreneur. (Specializes in the trading of Lumber, Mineral Ore [Copper, Brass, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum], Trade Goods, Spell Components, Spices, [Salt, Cinnamon, Ginger, Pepper, & Sugar,], Bread [Brown and White Bread], Nuts, Rice [White and Brown Rice], Honey, Grain, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Herbs, Medicine, Live Animals [Chicken, Turkey, Fish, Crab, Lobster, Goat, Cow, & Sheep], Fresh Fruit and Vegetables, Chocolate [Milk, Dark, & White Chocolate], Sugar, Sugarcane, Magical Drugs [Magical Tobacco, Cigars, Cigarettes, Opium, Hemp], Magical Liquor [Magical Wine, Ale, Spirits, Rum, Beer, Whiskey, Vodka], Textiles [Silk, Linen, Wool], Dyes, Whale Oil and Blubber, Seal Fat, & Gemstones [Pearls, Amethysts, Quarts, Rubies, Sapphires, Jade, Emeralds, & Diamonds]). Ensign. Lieutenant Junior Grade. Lieutenant. Lieutenant Commander. Commander. Merchant Navy Captain. Commodore. Rear Admiral. Vice Admiral. Merchant Navy Admiral. Merchant Navy Fleet Admiral. Stranded (Stranded in sea elf kingdom and water elf kingdom territory during a storm. After being shipwrecked during a typhoon that destroyed their merchant fleet flagship in a foreign country. Thankfully their merchant fleet was safe from the storm. [The fleet had barques, brigs, brigantines, carracks, caravels, corvettes, fleutes, frigates, galleons, galleys, luggers, man of wars, schooners, ship of the lines, & sloop of wars]).

Shipwrecked. Stranded (Deserted Land). Castaway (Marooned on an island. Where they were almost seduced by sirens and were sharks. Until they were saved by merfolk, nymphs, & tritons). Fisherman. Whaler. Hunter. Trapper. Survivor. Sea Pirate (Sea Elf trained). Sailor. Stowaway. Cabin Boy/Girl. Deck Hand. Sea Dog. Swashbuckler. Buccaneer. Powder Monkey. Gunner. Navigator. Helmsman. Boatswain. Quartermaster. Shipwright. Sailing Master. First Mate. Ensign. Lieutenant Junior Grade. Lieutenant. Lieutenant Commander. Commander. Sea Pirate Captain. Commodore. Rear Admiral. Vice Admiral. Sea Pirate Admiral. Sea Pirate Fleet Admiral. Sea Nomad (Pirate Nation. They live in a pirate nation home to an armada of pirate ships that raid other ships and look for treasure. They share the bounty with each other). Rogue. Smuggler (Smuggler of contraband and other prohibited products. Such as magical items, stolen goods, cursed items, magical metals [mithril, adamantine, & orichalcium], spell components [Spells are made out of rare incenses, crystal gem dust, precious metals, ivory, oils, gemstones or crystals, quill inks, spices, & parchment], drugs, alchemical potions, weapons, gunpowder, exotic magical medicine [medical potions, tonics, antidotes, brews, elixirs, & concoctions heavily taxed by Big Pharma so they smuggle it to help patients, poor people, and disabled people], beasts, & liquor using hidden compartments in their ship). Smuggler (Specializes in the trading of Lumber, Mineral Ore [Copper, Brass, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum], Trade Goods, Spell Components, Spices, [Salt, Cinnamon, Ginger, Pepper, & Sugar,], Bread [Brown and White Bread], Nuts, Rice [White and Brown Rice], Honey, Grain, Milk, Tea, Coffee, Herbs, Medicine, Live Animals [Chicken, Turkey, Fish, Crab, Lobster, Goat, Cow, & Sheep], Fresh Fruit and Vegetables, Chocolate [Milk, Dark, & White Chocolate], Sugar, Sugarcane, Magical Drugs [Magical Tobacco, Cigars, Cigarettes, Opium, Hemp], Magical Liquor [Magical Wine, Ale, Spirits, Rum, Beer, Whiskey, Vodka], Textiles [Silk, Linen, Wool], Dyes, Whale Oil and Blubber, Seal Fat, & Gemstones [Pearls, Amethysts, Quarts, Rubies, Sapphires, Jade, Emeralds, & Diamonds]).

Rogue. Infamous (Killer of Homo magi slavers, human traffickers, and raiders). Notorious (Librator of slaves and captives from Homo magi owned slave plantations, metal alloy mines, & gemstone mines). High Profile (Smuggler of runaway slaves and displaced war refugee diasporas into Free Folk territory through trains, underground tunnels, boats, & airships using hidden compartments). Wanted Dead or Alive (Bounty of seven billion, nine hundred million, five hundred thousand, and seven hundred eighty six dollars in brass, copper, bronze, silver, gold, & platinum coins by Homo Magi Empire world governments). Heretic (Political Radical and smuggler of government secrets). Fugitive (Well known militant and radical anarchist, socialist, and revolutionary). Secret Identities.

Urchin. Street Urchin Stranded (Unknown city in a foriegn nation. When they were in Homo Magi Empire territory). Beggar. Scrapper. Vagabond. Scavenger. Craftsman. Junk Dealer. Scrap Merchant. Peddler. Charlatan. Forger (Forges Documents, Signatures, Gems, & Coins). Counterfeiter (Makes and sells counterfeit coins and gems). Swindler. Con Artist (Fake Psychic, Palm Reader, and Fortune Teller). Gambler (Card Games, Roulette, & Slot Machines). Robber. Burglar. Pickpocket (City Elf Trained). Mugger. Highwayman. Thief (City Elf trained). Thief Acrobat (Night Elf trained). Charlatan Thief (Night Elf trained). Tech Thief. Guild Thief (Half Elf trained). Shadow Thief (Dark Elf trained). Master Thief. Apprentice of Disguise (Void Elf trained). Secret Agent (Mage Espionage). Arcana Spy (Void elf trained). Master Infiltrator (Moon Elf trained). Arcane Trickster (Star Elf trained). Operative. Spy (Night Elf trained). Gladiator. Street Fighter. Tavern Brawler. Pit Fighter. Underground Fighter. Martial Artist. Mixed Martial Artist. Monster Game Fighter (Has a magical monster or creature that fights in arena matches where monsters, beasts, & creatures are pitted against each other to the death). Bouncer. Bodyguard. Feared (Criminal and Killer). Mafia Member (Homo Magi criminal empire member). Mafioso. Mafia Associate. Enforcer. Mafia Soldier. Caporegime (Captain). Underboss. Consigliere. Crime Boss. Criminal Empire (Specializing in arson, protection rackets, bribery, robbery, drug trafficking, grand theft auto, extortion, racketeering, loan sharking, torture, fraud, contract killing, murder, assasination, theft, political corruption, forgery, smuggling, bootlegging of liquor, counterfeiting gems and coins, kidnapping, gambling, money luandering, police corruption, & arms trafficking). Assassin (Drow Elf trained). Professional Assassin (Dark Elf trained). Militant Assassin (Contract Assassin. Drow trained). Cloaked Assassin. Master Assassin. Hired Killer. Hitman. Contract Killer (Drow trained). Shinobi (Void Elf trained). Kunoichi (Drow trained). Ninja. Shinobi/Kunoichi Ninja Assassin Recruit (C- rank). Genin (B+ rank). Chunin (A+ rank). Jonin (S+ rank). Writer (Poetry). Seducer. Courtesan. Seductress. Lover (Nobles, Wealthy, Aristocratic, & Royalty). Temptress. Spy. Informant. Double Agent. Triple Agent. Infiltrator (Dark Elf trained).

Servant (when they were in Light Fey Federation territory). House Worker. Butler/Maid. Scribe. Journeyman Scribe. Assistant. Apprentice. Intern. Tutor (Mathematics. They teach students the magnificence of objective numbers with algebra, calculus, geometry, & trigonometry. History. They tutor pupils of the past and its lessons from wars to historical achievements. The Arts. Science. They lecture on the natural world and its wonders from anatomy, anthropology, archeology, biology, chemistry, geology, marine biology. physics, psychology, sociology, & zoology. Languages. They educate others about the myriad forms of speech in the world). Writer (Political treaties). Secretary. Employee of Royalty (High Elf). Courtier (High Elf). Negotiator (Specializing in Political dealings [such as large scale trade deals (between nations, kingdoms, empires, countries, or continents], royal weddings, peace treaties, & a myriad of other such dealings). Envoy (Proto Elf trained). Diplomat (Blood Elf trained). Emissary (Sun Elf trained). Ambassador (Light Elf trained). Chancellor.

Bodyguard (High Elf noble bodyguard). Royal Guard. Honor Guard (High Elf princess bodyguard). Kingsguard (High Elf King). Commander of the Kingsguard. Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (Dark Elf Emperor). Tutor (Martial Combat. They teach students on the art of the body including combat, dances, & other forms of fitness). Mercenary. Well Traveled. Traveling Mercenary. Mercenary Company Commander. Mercenary Company Lord Commander. Private Soldier. Sellsword. Bounty Hunter (By the Goddess as they were commanded by divinity to enact justice in the streets by any means necessary. Every criminal that they put away is an offering to their god of justice). Vigilante. Masked Vigilante. Urban Vigilante (A Philanthropist of a Different Sort. You were born into privilege but even with all your money you couldn’t stop the injustices in the villages, towns, & cities in your kingdom. So you took an unorthodox approach). Law Enforcement. Sleuth (Specializing in Policing murder mysteries, Surveillance stake out, Locating missing persons, & Background searches). Detective. Private Investigator. Lawbringer. Deputy. Sheriff. Writer (Action and adventure, romance and drama, & mystery and horror). Hired Guard (Sole Survivor who survived a chromatic dragon attack. They then slain the dragon who attacked their city). Cool Negotiator (who ended a hostage situation with a train robbery and bank robbery). Cruel Efficiency (as slayer of devils who converted their kingdom into imps, demons, devils to use the mana to become arch demons and devil lords). Off the Beaten Path (who protected a traveling caravan of merchants and traders from raiders and bandits). Impenetrable Wall (that defended human federation from zombie horde invasion). Hometown Hero (who saved town from slavers and raiders). Spellguard. Noble Guard (Night Elf merchant bodyguard). Chief Guard (protector of High Elven king’s treasure horde). Force Gray. Gray Guard (Protector Aasimar trained). Arcane Enforcer (Mage Hunter). Justicar (Scourge Aasimar trained). Executioner (Hanging, Guillotine, or Beheading). Warden (Dungeon Warden). Chief Warden of the Gallows. City Watch. Constable (Street Patroller). Watchman (City Watch Police Major). City Guard (Wall Watchman, Gate Guard, & Palace Guard). Guardsman (City Guard Police Captain). Commander of the City Watch (Deputy Chief). Lord Commander of the City Watch (Police Chief). Commander of the City Guard (Assistant Chief). Lord Commander of the City Guard (Police Commissioner).

Tailor. Jeweler. Engraver. Weaver. Leatherworker. Wood Carver. Embroiderer. Toymaker. Watch Maker. Artisan. Craftsman. Master Craftsman. Inventor. Experimenter. Tinkerer. Metal Worker (Weapon Smith that is shield dwarf trained, Armorer that is gold dwarf trained, Blacksmith that is draenei trained, Metalsmith that is rock gnome trained, Fine Smith, Locksmith that is deep gnome trained, Weapon Smith, & Machinist that is tinker goblin trained). Inventor (Fire Goblin trained). Blacksmith (Draenei Trained). Engineer (Shield Dwarf Trained). Artificer (Tinker Gnome trained). Technomancer.

Guild Recruit. Guild Initiate. Guild Apprentice. Guild Trainee. F Class adventurer. E Class Adventurer. D Class Adventurer. No Plate Adventurer. Bronze Plate Adventurer. Copper Plate. Brass Plate Adventurer. Odd Jobs (Being F class to D class guild trainee the jobs the city has you do lots of menial jobs as job requests by civilians to gain experience. Only then are you promoted to a full fledged guild member and adventurer as a C rank guild member.). Wandering Laborer. City Worker. Postal Worker. Mailman. Courier. Grave Digger. Mortician. Street Sweeper. Janitor (who cleaned a Shrine, Statue, Memorial, Museum, Royal Castle, Magical Academy, Library, & Theater Amphitheater). Ferryman. Charioteer. Boatman. Cabbie. Miller. Handyman. Electrician. Plumber. Laborer. Miner (Quarry. They worked in an open pit mine to extract rock and metal. Blast. They used explosives to displace chunks in mountains or make tunnels in hard rock. Shaft. They worked dangerous vertical shafts to mine deep veins of ore by getting into a mine cage. Cavern. They explored natural caves to extract gemstones and crystals). Brickmaker. Brick Mason. Stone Mason. Carpenter. Roadlayer. Roofer. Construction Worker. Contractor. Factory Worker. Fisherman. Whaler. Dock Worker. Harbor Master. Lighthouse Keeper. Lumberjack. Peasant. Serf. Farmhand. Vaquero. Cowboy. Shepherd. Dairy Boy. Cow Herder. Stablehand. Butcher. Grazier (harvested goods produced by animals such as milk, eggs, & wool). Rancher. Stockman (bred animals to sell for work or as pets such as alicorns, pegasi, unicorns, griffins, & hippogriffs), Gardener. Florist. Grocer. Cashier. Unionized. Jack of All Trades Skilled Laborer (Because of all these menial jobs they did as a low ranking guild member and adventurer they have job experience doing many things and the townsfolk adore them). Well Traveled. Writer (Bestiaries and Travel Guide).

Scientist. Paleontologist. Archeologist. Sociologist. Historian. Linguist. Interpreter. Translator. Anthropologist. Dungeon Delver. Prospector. Porter. Miner. Relic Hunter. Antiquarian. Treasure Hunter. Martial Artist. Sage. Adventurous Eater. Adventure Chef. Apothecary. Town Apothecary. Healer. Surgeon. Nurse. Doctor. Field Medic. Arcane Chef. Traveling Mercenary. Wandering Duelist. Hero. Adventurer. Adventuring Royalty. Guild Member (Adventurer’s Guild). Freelancer (Guildless adventurer). Guild C class adventurer. Guild B class adventurer. Guild A class adventurer. Guild S Rank Adventurer. Silver Plate Adventurer. Gold Plate Adventurer. Platinum Plate Adventurer. Diamond Plate Adventurer. Guild Veteran. Guild Officer. Retired Hero. Writer (Action and adventure, romance and drama, fantasy and science fiction, & mystery and horror). Retired Adventurer. Writer (Bestiaries). Guild Leader. Guild Master. Guild Grandmaster (Adventurer’s Guild leader).

Disciple of the Obscure. Folk Hero. Legendary Lineage. Divine Seeker. Auspicious Birth. Divine Disciple. Fated. Wronged Hero. Local Hero. Celebrity. Divine Champion. Herald of the Gods. Defyer of Fate. Warrior of a Lost Age. From the Past. Elysium Knight. Ancient King/Queen. Eternal One. Ancient One. Primogenitor. Lost Civilization. Isekai.

Survivor of the Cataclysm. An S rank calamity. An S rank dungeon. Millions of F rank to S rank adventurers were displaced to an S rank dungeon that was a giant supercontinent. With many environments of islands, jungles, forests, swamps, grasslands, deserts, mountains, arctic tundras, & volcanic mountains. The adventurers were displaced randomly throughout these environments. Terrains home to A to S rank beasts, creatures, & monsters and B to S rank humanoid enemies. They were displaced there in the dungeon for a century. Time exists differently in the cataclysm. A century there was a decade in the real world. Of the million displaced as the decade ended only several hundred thousand C rank to S rank adventurers survived.

Magic Circles: A magic circle is a circle of space marked out by practitioners of some branches of magic. They generally believe it will contain energy and form a sacred space. They believe it will also provide them a form of magical protection. Special powers that rely on the power of traced shapes and diagrams to function. Almost always a circular design. Comes with additional shapes of varying complexity inside the circle. Sometimes only required for a special ceremony. Sometimes necessary for anything and everything remotely magical. It is a form of hermetic magic. Geometric magic usually sets itself up as a type of functional magic. It is frequently paired with ritual magic. Its instant runes when the magic seems to spawn the shapes rather than the other way around. Instant runes are generally involved anyway as the activation of the shape may cause writing to appear. Magic using wands, mage sticks, scepters, & broomsticks summon magic circles that are geometric magic. More complicated geometric magic designs are required for more complicated forms of magic. They are called arrays. The more detailed the array and the more stable the magic. The bigger the magic circle the more powerful the magic effect is. There are different geometric shapes depending on the class of magic the caster is using. There are several known variations. Some correspond to the major schools of magic and some to magical specialization. Combining geometric shapes leads to more complex forms of magic. The most powerful of spells use sacred geometry. His/her/their magic circles radiate or shine cardinal, sapphire, obsidian, opal, amethyst, emerald, gold, or silver.

Beast, Monster, Creature Tamer:

Minions:

Slime folk minions. Undead minions: skeleton soldiers, zombies, ghouls, mummies, & boss summons dullahan. Goblinoid minions: imps, goblins, & boss summons hobgoblins, special summons, orc, high orc, troll, & high troll. Giant kin summons: ogre, oni, kijin, goliath, & boss summon giants. Werecreature minions and boss summon pureblood alpha werewolves. Serpent folk summons: gorgon, lamia, naga, yuan ti abominations, yuan ti half bloods, & boss summon yuan ti pureblood. Dragon kin summons: kobolds, dragon newt, drake, wyvern, dragon born, half dragon, & boss summons dragons.

Magic User Level:

Circle 10 Magic User specializing in tier 0 to tier 10 magic. 10 magical cores or stars.

Magic Skills:

Skilled in the schools of magic, magical subjects, & magical skills of. Especially absorption, alchemy, amulets, animancy, animation, animism, apparition, arithmancy, artificing, astrology, augmentation, banishment, bestowal, cartomancy, charms, clairvoyance, conjuration, conversion, creation, crystals, curses, dark arts, demonology, disintegration, divination, elements, enchantment, entropy, evocation, familiar bonding, feng shui, geomancy, grimoires, healing, herbology, hexes, hoodoo, hypnosis, illusions, incantations, inscriptions, invocations, mediums, mysticism, necrology, negation, necromancy, nonverbal spellcasting, numerology, occultism, onmyodo, potions, precognition, psionics, psychometry, reanimation, rituals, runes, runology, scrying, sealing, sensing, shamanism, shapeshifting, sorcery, sourcing, summoning, spellcasting, spiritual projection, talismans, talismongering, tarot cards, technomancy, teleportation, transfiguration, transmogrification, transmutation, voodoo, wandless spellcasting, warding and wards, white arts, witchcraft, & wuxing.

Skilled in the types of magic. Especially aether magic, astral magic, aura magic, barrier magic, battle magic, blessing magic, blood magic, combat magic, conceptual magic, cosmic magic, creation magic, dark magic, dark arts magic, death magic, demonic magic, destiny magic, destruction magic, defensive magic, dimension magic, divine magic, dragon magic, dream magic, druid magic, eldritch magic, elemental magic, emotional magic, energy magic, environmental magic, evolutionary magic, explosion magic, faith magic, fairy magic, forensic magic, forge magic, holy magic, home magic, hope magic, ink magic, life magic, light magic, love magic, luck magic, lunar magic, medical magic, memory magic, mirror magic, motion magic, momentum magic, music magic, mythic magic, nature magic, nether magic, neutral magic, object magic, order magic, paper magic, peace magic, planetary magic, plasma magic, poison magic, portal magic, possession magic, psionic magic, psychic magic, purification magic, quantum magic, raw magic, reality magic, reinforcement magic, ritual magic, rural magic, sacrificial magic, sealing magic, sentient magic, shadow magic, sigil magic, solar magic, solid magic, sound magic, space magic, space time magic, spirit magic, stellar magic, strength magic, symbol magic, time magic, techno magic, teleportation magic, transcendent magic, twilight magic, underground magic, urban magic, vector magic, void magic, war magic, warp magic, wild magic, & white arts magic.

Magic User Rank:

Imperial alchemist, master enchanter, journeyman animist, arch mage, grand magician, greater necromancer, lesser psionic, imperial arcanist, great channeler, supreme witch, greater summoner, master conjurer, grand sorcerer, great warlock, apprentice healer, lesser seer, great elementalist, greater illusionist, novice invoker, arch magus, supreme mystic, master transmuter, neophyte diviner, imperial mentalist, & master wizard.

Titles: Strongest S Rank Adventurer. Undefeatable Arcane Swordsman. Most Skilled Spellcaster. Deadeye Esoteric Sharpshooter.

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𝐡𝐚𝐧 & @quiltedflames & gentlemxnthief // 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃: EIGHT YEARS LATER…

— “Look, she’s trying to force out some tears,” he whispered. A three year-old plunked onto the grass and lifted her arms overhead. She heaved loud, attention-seeking sobs and scrunched her face like a squeezed lemon. Noelle seemed to believe that if she kept puckering and squinting, she’d eventually juice out some convincing tears. His friends said that he coddled her too much, that he was too quick to place band-aids on invisible scrapes and sit with her until she felt better. Sometimes, he thought they were right. But he could never, ever say no to his little girl when she wanted to be held.

“Come here, my young con artist,” he said. “Let’s assess the damage.” Gil scooped her up like she weighed nothing. He deciphered her blubbering, something about a bump on her kneecap from when she’d tried running past Han and tripped over his shoes. “You’re fine,” he said. “Do you want to help daddy cook the burgers?” (Tofu burgers, of course, since his wife couldn’t bare to think about any suffering critters.)

Noelle buried her face against him. He felt her sharp nose – so unbelievably tiny, like the ridge of a precious button – dig into his fleshy shoulder. She smelled like sunblock, and the crown of her reddish-brown hair radiated heat from a summer sun. Gil thought she was the spitting image of her mother and had inherited all of her stubborn spirit, though her curiosity and mischief-making rivaled that of her father.

“What was I telling you about again, Simon? Was it something about work?” he asked. Gilbert had always had an auditory memory short as his bladder. That part of him hadn’t changed since the anklet had come off, at least. It was mind-boggling how the same, restless individual who’d once spent workdays building Rube Goldberg machines out of office supplies was a respected professional. He’d filled the awkward silence between him and his former handler with work-related small talk: presentations, contracts, some silly story about an eternally missing paper clip tray. Apparently, the former forger’s signature held enough weight to run an entire security consultation firm.

“Anyway, I can’t believe you still look the same – well, minus some fingers,” he said. He shot a pointed look at Simon’s shoes. “And probably toes.” His brown eyes still had their mischievous energy, even if surrounded by a few, newly spurred fine lines.

Much had changed throughout the time it took him, a man who used to insist he would never have kids, to have three of them. It was the little things: the sport of silver at his temples, the beachside tan, the faded glow of last week’s sunburn across his cheeks. His face was fuller underneath the new beard; he’d gained a touch of weight since leaving New England. For once in his life, he looked relaxed, well-rested, finally at peace with himself. He took well to a life of domestic bliss, having stayed out of trouble since his last workday at the FBI. In fact, he hadn’t seen Simon in person since the day he got his anklet cut.

It was like his life flourished the moment Agent Mulder was no longer in it.

“Han looks way older than me,” he teased, loud enough for the psychologist to hear. “Breathing in all that house mold causes premature aging.” Gil flipped the burgers over. His stomach growled; unlike anything Han would’ve prepared, these were actually appetizing. Just thinking about Han’s questionable, meat-related experiments was enough to make anyone sick. Gilbert and Jessica had been smart enough to supply their own meat (read: tofu) around Hanjae Song, that’s for sure.

“Jess, they’re almost ready!”

Han squeezed Simon’s hand a bit harder, trying to already pull out of this cook-out he hardly agreed to. he wanted to go home, their home, the home Simon had to take over while Han was busy paying his debt to society. the tables were completely turned after the long 8 years of meddling & gaslighting. now, for once, Han couldn’t enjoy Gilbert’s straight edge demeanor. he missed and wished for his old felon friend back, not the dad-bod, sunburnt, awkward fellow before him. families always ruin everything– Han’s family with Simon and Johanna, obviously aside.

“I’m allergic to tofu,” he lies. though the amount of questionable meats he had consumed and cooked for the past, nearing on decade, would likely cause a rebellion in his stomach. the flesh its used to would eat tofu for it’s own sustenance. his mouth is dry and parched from thinking of spongey burgers made from a propane tank. “I’ll break out in hives. It’s worse than my lemon allergy– I may combust, if I put that in my mouth.” again, he’s lying.

while Gilbert speaks to Honey, Han doesn’t offer anything of use to the conversation. Simon can and does speak for himself, and in all honesty, Han does owe it to the relationship of the two previous partners he single-handedly ruined. still, with his hand in Simon’s, Han must look like an overprotective puppy with his tail between his legs.

contrary to Gilbert’s words, mold hadn’t aged him, but two years without direct sunlight had poisoned the pores of Han Jae Song. the once flawless face of the ex-professor was now tarnished with not only age, but poor lighting in general. of the sixteen correctional facilities in Massachusetts, his home for the past couple of years was the Middlesex Jail and House of Correction. he’d served two grueling years, and almost in complete solitary for violating a restraining order the Mrs, had put on him. and despite him plainly stating the classes and work Han had put into his anger management, he could still feel her burning gaze upon him. it likely wasn’t helping any– the look on his face as he watched the young con-artist known by Gilbert as Peanut try and fool her father into attention. “Speaking of fingers– are Peanut’s clean? If she’s helping, it’d be unsanitary of her to touch Simon’s fake burgers without washing. He won’t be able to eat either. In fact, none of us would.” he doesn’t find her acts of duplicity charming. he finds the fact that Gilbert’s face had merged with Jessica’s abhorrent and still something hard to get used to…

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It’s both strange and unsurprising to see Gilbert as a father. Simon hadn’t heard of Gil ever mention wanting to have children of his own. Then again, it isn’t a common topic he cares to bring up. When coworkers in the office care to show off their own newborns with large heads and wrinkled fingers, Simon offers them an obligatory smile and a brief ‘Cute’ and takes the next opportunity to return to work. No, he never pictured Gil as a father, but even as Simon stands there, he can see how the life suits him.

Better men might revel in the fact that their partners - especially a partner like Gilbert, a convicted felon, a con-man, a prisoner - had turned their life around, had settled down and started a family and made themselves happy. But the image doesn’t sit well for Simon. He watches Gilbert’s offspring press her little nose into his shoulder. Another baby is swaddled away.

The truth of the matter is that Gilbert’s life is far, far better without Simon. And for all of Gil’s…nuances, his lip-popping, sticky-fingers, his constantly-moving lips, and his knack for finding trouble regardless of where they were…Simon misses him.

He absently flexes his left hand which is most noticeably missing his ring finger. Willingly given. But it’s just among the list of things that Simon doesn’t speak of. Not in front of Gilbert. “Just a small accident,” Is the explanation he gives.

“Don’t listen to Han –” With his remaining fingers interlocked with Han’s, Simon scowls at him to at least behave. “He…isn’t one for plant-based alternatives. But we’ll both try something new,” When Simon squeezes Han’s hand, his own knuckles whiten against his forced smile. “Isn’t that right?”

Unaware of how to help…and unsure if his help is even wanted regarding the cooking and the food, he stands feeling awkward. What is there for him to say when he can see what Gilbert’s life without him looks like? Simon clears his throat. “You did mention work…what is it exactly you’re doing again? Security…something or other?” He asks as if he hasn’t tried to keep his own tabs on Gilbert. “Is that…cyber security? Home security systems? Locksmithing?” He leaves the obvious question of museum security out of it. “Whatever it is, it…seems to suit you.”

she deviled some eggs that are on the tray in her hands– though she’s bringing them out for the two new arrivals, her eyes are on Noelle, the little rascal she’d produced with Mr. Big Shot Tofu Burger flipper over there. she shakes her head at the fuss– she couldn’t really blame Gilbert for coddling the little girl in matching tiny pigtails– the five year old, nicknamed Noodle was at her side still insisting on carrying the tray. “Nicholas Gladestone, if you don’t settle down, you won’t be having any cookies for dessert.” she casts a warning mama gaze at her son as a coo emits from the swaddle carrier on her back. Holly, was, of sorts, mocking her brother– for his scowling. Nicholas pouts, though, Jessie offers a wink as if to say of course her little boy would always get cookies. she offers an alternative, “Now, go give Uncle Simon a nice tackle.”

she sets her tray of deviled eggs before the three men, and slowly eyeballs the two new ones. “Glad you finally showed up.” there isn’t much friendliness in her voice– but she’s trying. she knows how much this reunion means to Gilbert, especially after his and Simon’s brief falling out. she hardly casts a gaze to the recently free from incarceration, but she does supply the alternative, “He can load up on eggs, then.” there is no sympathy for the whining man.

she nods her head toward Simon, places her hands on her hips as she feels the movement in Holly’s carrier squirm once more. she was going to be the handful, regardless of Nick and Noelle’s hijinks “And you missy,” she’s talking to Peanut, “Mama didn’t raise a crybaby did she?” she knows it’s a moot point, but she tries putting her foot down, “You stop that fussin’ you hear?”

but to the grown up conversation, “It suits him just as much as that new apron I got him, don’t you agree?” she chuckles to herself as she casts a look down at the tofu burgers– they did look just about done, and despite the complaints and anti-vegetarians present, they looked crispy and juicy. “I figure we could eat at the picnic table–“ she points towards the end of the custom-built red outdoor furnishing ( it was as big as a sleigh for Santa to travel in ) where a pitcher of lemonade glistens in the sunlight next to some home brewed iced tea. “We got a couple of drinks over yonder– help yourselves.”

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— “Let me see if your hands are clean,” he said, speaking to the toddler in his arms. Noelle held out the tiny, chunky digits of a three year-old with a wide-eyed look. The little girl’s head tilted in confusion. Even a child that young thought that surely, she was nowhere near as dirty as the stinky man she’d tripped over earlier. He planted a swift kiss to his daughter’s hand. Noelle shrieked with a delighted giggle, pulling her hand away fast because her father’s beard always tickled. “Seems perfectly clean to me!” he concluded.

Gil may have become a father – something he truly hadn’t seen coming almost a decade ago – but, his mischief-seeking nature hadn’t changed a bit. There was still the look of a troublemaker in his brown eyes as he smirked at Han. To be honest, he wasn’t sure if he would call Han a friend anymore. But, he knew that the psychologist still needed at least one person willing to try and so he hadn’t completely given up on him.

(Yet.)

“Security consultation,” he said. Across his face, an already proud smile broadened. He’d come a long way, and it wouldn’t have been possible without both Jessica and Simon’s support. (So why, why hadn’t Simon even showed up to his wedding? They had been friends, hadn’t they? You didn’t try to capture someone for four years, worked with them for four more, and then felt nothing when they exited your life in the blink of an eye.) Either way, at least Simon agreed that it suited him well.

“I advise banks, galleries, museums, private companies – all the things that make the FBI breakout into a cold sweat when I’m around. It’s my full-time job when I’m not wearing a Kiss The Cook apron,” he teased, grinning at his wife. His chest puffed out with pride; he’d truly come a long way into carving out the life he never once believed that people like him deserved. He would’ve gladly prattled on, but he was interrupted by his son’s excitement.

“I HAVE AN UNCLE!” cheered Nicholas. The five year-old excitedly passed the tray to his mother, his duty as their family’s “head chef” paling in comparison to meeting a real uncle. He sprinted across the lawn, his light-up sneakers pounding against the grass until he flung himself at Simon’s leg in a giggly tackle. One hand was sticky with marshmallow from the Rice Krispy treats he’d “helped” his mother bake. The other was neon orange – thus, matching the crumbs all around his mouth – from sneaking into a bag of Cheetos that Gil had absentmindedly left within his reach. He latched onto Simon’s leg so tight, he may as well have been stuck there with Velcro.

Gil began loading up the tofu patties onto one of Jessica’s kitschy, reusable platters. He’d already loaded up lettuce, tomatoes, sautéed onions – all the little ingredients into platters, since he’d learned that the “serve yourself” model of burger building worked best for fussy toddlers. They were already laid out on the picnic table and judging by the lopsided tomatoes threatening to fall off the plate, Nick must’ve insisted on helping. “Wow, when did you have the time to squeeze all that lemonade?” he asked his wife. “I could probably drink a gallon of that.” Sometimes, it was like you could blink and she’d pull the buffet out of the oven like a magician of the kitchen. “Alright, everyone to the picnic table,” he said, mostly speaking to his two eldest children. “There’s plenty of food for everyone to eat.”

He shot Han a pointed look.

“Or starve, if the picky eaters would prefer.”

the sound of the kitschy woman’s voice was grating on his ears. the smell ( or lack of smell ) from the tofu burgers was making his stomach whine with even less hunger than he arrived with. the deviled eggs looked like gelatinous goo inside even gooier husks and perhaps if they were salted more or spiced more with chili flakes he may have taken the tray for himself to swallow in his own corner– sharing in the penitentiary was frowned upon even among the smallest of acquaintances. Han was not enjoying the time, as Simon suggested. still he tried for his partner. the squeeze in his hand attempts to curb his poor behavior, a grimace pulls his mouth into a grin as he comments, “Thank you, Mrs. Gladstone–” yes, he refuses to call her by her first name, and the title does make his skin itch speaking it. he would forever resent Yoko for breaking up the band.

the barreling five year old aiming for Simon’s kneecaps is what finally breaks Han’s grasp from that overt PDA they were showing. that was one problem Simon would be encountering alone. his nose crinkled and lip curled at the sight, Simon with a child attached to him. he was certain he couldn’t hate anything more in that damned world. even if their own Johanna were to bring a child of her own in the world ( she was smart enough not to ) Han wouldn’t ever feel comfortable with the sight. “Yes, Peanut’s hands are clean, but I should have asked about... Noodles’...” there is an ounce of vomit, Han feels trailing up his esophagus which is forced down by a gulp.

the mold uncle– the monstrous being could handle smoking indoors, mold spores growing on walls, natural fertilizer composted in splendorous flowers, and the ripe smell of piss transforming to ammonia, but Gil in turn kissing the unclean hands of his three year old were his breaking point, as well as the sticky marshmallow residue of the other child’s hands, and especially now that they were latched onto his Simon’s legs. he mutters, “I think I’ve lost my appetite.”

there is a wince in his face as he sways back, trying to avoid the threats of running tackles for himself, yet he’s ushered to the picnic table– joy. he, like a useless sailor leaves Simon with little to no lifejacket in a sea of five year old Nick Gladstone.

though he finds it important to shatter the hopes and dreams of the child, “Simon isn’t your uncle. Not by blood, which is what really matters. He’s technically only your godfather, which means, he’d become your real father if something happens to your parents....”

he chortles at his own dark sense of humor as he looks between Gilbert and Jessie. “Let’s hope nothing happens to them, unless you decide you like your–” he feels the nausea rise once more, “Uncle Simon.” a grin flashes to his partner, as if he is asking if this behavior was better than his made up allergies, speaking of which, “I’m allergic to lemonade. Can I have a bottle of water instead?”

𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞 & 𝐡𝐚𝐧 & quiltedflames & @gentlemxnthief // 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃: EIGHT YEARS LATER…

Simon is unsurprised with the coldness in Jessie’s voice, but surprises himself with just how much it stings. A time did exist, not so long ago, where she had called him out of desperation, bleeding for Simon to miraculously save the man she loved. He’d asked Gilbert once, if Jessie was worth risking everything for, and earned a shiny black eye because of it. Evidently, Simon had been wrong. At least that is how he feels watching Gilbert and their wife dote on one another, coo at their children, and work in sync together.

“The picnic table is just fine. And so is lemonade,” He scowls back at Han with the hopes of reminding him to play nice. At least as nice as it is possible for him to.

For the briefest of moments, Simon wishes they could all go away. Jessie, Han, the food, the kids. He prefers to sit and pick Gilbert’s brain - what it is like advising for the security systems he once fought his way into. Did he still live for the thrill of being caught? Or had he, truthfully, decided to leave all that behind for the domestic bliss Simon sees unfolding in front of him? Does he miss the days it was just the two of them, with Gilbert sneaking out of bathroom windows and Simon following behind just a step too late? Or were the memories tainted with Simon’s own betrayal?

Maybe it’s for the best they’re all bound together by social obligations, at least for the time being. Simon’s not sure he wants an answer to that last question. And neither does he want the small boy, Nicholas, to remain attached to his leg. He can see the lines of Gilbert’s face in him, namely the signature elongated forehead. “Now, now…lets…er…go sit with your mother…Don’t listen to Han…” He pats the boy’s hair. Unsure if he should pry little Nicholas from his leg, or if that would earn him a scolding from Jessie, Simon waddles to the picnic table with the boy still attached to him.

He eyes the pitcher of lemonade with distrust, knowing what the drink would do to Gilbert and his infamously small bladder. “I hope there’s a bathroom nearby,” Although it’s muttered under his breath, Simon has a silent hope that it’s loud enough for both Gilbert and his offspring to hear. He clears his throat and continues on. “I’m…glad to hear that you’re enjoying what you do,” Which is a joke for Simon alone, for he is certainly lying through his teeth with the statement, as evident by the words laced with both jealousy and frustration over Gilbert’s improvements in life. “Though I may recommend looking into a better sunscreen…it looks like that hurts.”

the young sprout of Gilbert and Jessie Gladstone still at Simon’s legs turned to look at the mold uncle. an arm was still wrapped around one of the pant legs of Simon Maurice Mulder, clinging to his new favorite specimen. Nicholas just LOVED having an uncle. a dribble of a runny nose hung from his face, and with squinted eyes, Nick Gladstone held up his hand to show them both, “I’M FIVE.” it was very important information to tell them both. even more so was the importance of leaving an imprint of Doritos dust upon Simon’s pant legs to indicate his age– before sprinting back over to the lemonade corner.

Jessie doesn’t have to speak on Han’s words, nor how threatening they were. a raised eyebrow, instead counters the idea that neither her nor Gilbert were going anywhere, “Good thing one of us knows how to shoot a couple of knee caps should anything happen to the other.” she was speaking on experience, of course– with a hint of warning to Han Jae Song. Gilbert was to be left alone and intact, OR ELSE. but that was neither here nor there.

she knows, however, that this cook-out is most important for both Gilbert and Simon and chooses to ignore the attitude of Simon’s plus one. a gut in her stomach tells her that she should be a better host and accommodate for the plus one, but on the other hand she does take Simon’s words at their core. if anyone could curb the insane demeanor of the ex-con, it was Simon. it was a devotion between the two she still couldn’t understand– nor would she ever try to...

she speaks, Noelle, the other clinger is still in helping her daddy flip tofu burgers– “Come on peanut, let’s get you washed up before it’s time to eat, huh?” she doesn’t holds her arms out right away. not with Holly dangling– the cute socks upon her feet kicking and sprawling in their own tiny excitements. Jessie is expecting a fuss, given the fact Noelle’s favorite arms were far more thicker in muscle and warmth. ( it was something Jessie was biased towards and would never hold against the little tot ). Nick, the five year old is already trying to open the cooler of capri-suns, he hadn’t asked his mama’s permission for… yet everything seems as if it’s in his place, Han, excluded.

though she giggles at Simon’s astute observation– “It’s a miracle he puts any on at all. Always forgetting his sunblock and such–“ a playful roll of her eyes does remember she’s got some sunscreen inside– something to bring out once they’ve all settled in. “You know I couldn’t trick him into the ritual if I tried....”

#;; the snake: threads.#;; braids of action: threads.#;; Han & Simon & Jessie & Gil.#//idr the order of this thread or if i got all of it but it's most

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citywestlocksmiths · 2 years

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Progeny: 💩

Sid: ⌛️

Scrybe: 🍬

Priya: 💕

Dafydd: 🏡

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

Progeny is convinced that they are an amazing parent considering that they are raising children as difficult as goblins. Other parents might “love their children” or “have been children at some point”, but Progeny doesn’t need to sleep and is able to provide round-the-clock supervision.

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

Sid is a notorious blanket hog and by the morning has turned herself into a tightly wrapped burrito. Maybe she would be warmer at night if she wore pants or a shirt to bed but that ain’t gonna happen, she had to wear clothes to bed while adventuring in case, you know, something tries to murder them in the night, but once she settles down she refuses to wear pants to bed.

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

Izzy’s family always cooked dinner in sections, each person in charge of certain dishes depending on the meal. The result of this is that Izzy knows how to make a weird mix of side dishes and has no idea how to make mains. Izzy does not know how to cook meat for the most part, which is fine, it’s not like you can cook a chicken in a dorm room, but god it means she misses her mom’s cooking a lot.

send 💕 for a love headcanon

Priya’s first romantic love really burned her and her opinion of the subject. She was naive about the subject at the time and had her heart broken without seeing it coming at all. To this day she still gets a little pissed when she thinks of his face. She gets even more pissed when she thinks about the second man she had affections for, and his very similar face.

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Dafydd has a bachelor apartment behind his grandpa’s locksmith business, his grandpa living in a place upstairs where Dafydd effectively shares meals with him every day (when he’s not off on a Pathfinder mission). They used to live in closer proximity but both agreed that Dafydd needed his own space.

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drunknihilist · 4 years

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How’s My Life? I don’t know I Never Really Had One.

I was born in 1990, from 93 to 98 I was raised middle class in the country. Anything I wanted my dad bought it for me because he worked at Goodyear. My mother turned my word upside down from 98 to 2002 when she told me he wasn’t my real father and she was divorcing him. She wound up cheating on him and moving me in with an alcoholic former marine that locked me in a walk in closet for 4 years and for 3 of them when he wasn’t beating me I was his boyfriend and he never worked.

If I chewed my fingernails he beat me. If I didn't turn the light switch off before I left a room he beat me. If he caught me trying to sneak food out of the fridge he beat me. He shattered a flashlight over my head for bringing home a bad report card in front of my mother. He gave me a handjob with my pants on while my mom was sitting in front of me a few times and even though she looked me in my eyes she didn't say a word just kept watching television. He made me read porn magazines and watch pornographic films with him since I was 9 years old. He would make me hold his cock when he went to the bathroom to take a piss. I would wake up to him in the middle of the night having sex with me so I start sticking objects inside of myself thinking that if I stretched out the area that maybe I would be able to handle it more easier. There were even times where I would feel unusually tired between 5-7 in the evening which was around the same time he was taking me on these gun shooting trips with a man named George Reynolds and I have my suspicions that he was giving me drugs and letting him have sex with me when I was passed out. He stuck loaded guns to my head threatening to kill me if I told any of my teachers about it. So I was kept in solitary confinement and fed one or two meals a day to keep me alive so they could get my SSI check in the mail to buy beer with it.

I spent my 8th grade year living at my grandmothers house away from all the abuse and I actually made the honor roll. So my mom leaves him and meets my little brothers dad and talks me into moving in with her again and I spend 03 to 06 repeatedly getting grounded while his family bullied and beat me so they could get my SSI check in the mail and buy more beer with it. To make matters worse when we had to move out of a place in west logan his daughters left my belongings on the property after they moved their stuff out and the property owner threw all of my stuff in the garbage. The only thing I had to my name was the clothes on my back and I didn't even know that it happened until my mother called me and told me about it.

Then I told my grandmother I had enough and I want to move in with her she welcomed me with open arms. I actually went to the dentist for once because my mother never took me in the past ten years and I figured out I had 11 cavities in my mouth. I didn’t know how to interact socially around people so the friends that I did manage to make became a second family to me. So from 06 to 08 I was more focused having a social life and having two short term relationships than I was on my school work so I barely even graduated high school.

A woman that I wanted to marry that I spent 9 months with off and on and I lost my virginity to told me to meet her across town so that she could go back to my grandmothers house to meet my uncle in the basement for a quickie out of revenge for me breaking up with her multiple times and only got caught because my step sister walked in on the two of them so I spent the end of 08 to 2010 getting a lot of casual encounters out of my system trying to forget about her but nothing made me feel better.

From 2010 to 2012 I tried to get a job but I have had such an emotionless thousand yard stare that it was like trying to give a job interview to a robot. So when nobody would hire me a friend of mine named David was paying me a little bit of money working and training me as an contractor plus I also got a second job because a man name Charles who was running a business in the back of his place said that he needed a second locksmith. My grandmother kept getting sick so I began to spend more time taking care of her than I was showing up where I needed to be. David replaced me with another coworker and they ended up opening their own business and Charles ended up relocating out of state.

Here I am 22 years old I’m broke and I have to be a caregiver to my grandmother. Boy I could really use a friend, but as months went by nobody called me, texted me, came by the house. It got to where I was so depressed I checked myself into a mental health facility for a week to try to cope with my situation. Then when I got home I decided I love my grandmother dearly but I need to leave this town. I ended up leaving early in the morning to catch a bus and my grandmother talked to me on the phone thinking that I was a son of a bitch and she doesn't have anyone that's going to take care of her. So I had family who lived in a different state that took me in and I got a job working as a telemarketer. My uncle back home ends his own life and none of my family is helping my grandmother with emotional support so I have to move back for over half a year. I go back out of state again and another uncle gets me a job working as a maintenance man. However he cannot stop his addiction to pain pills so whenever he got done blowing his paycheck he was always wanting me to give him most of mine. Then one day I put my foot down and said I’m not doing this for you anymore and he told lies to my boss and got me fired.

I got a job working as a caregiver under the table for a lady who lived across the street from me because all of her family was thousands of miles away. So 400 dollars a month was a lot better to me than nothing. And at this point I was taking turns being a caregiver for my neighbor, grandmother and the aunt I was living with. My aunt has MS and I had two cousins that were in their mid to late 30's that never lifted a finger to do dishes or clean house I was stuck doing all the house work for free and whenever I am not in Logan and I'm back home I'm still expected to do it.

I have to regularly travel back and forth to my grandmothers house because whenever I call her she says she doesn’t eat for days sometimes because even though my mom lives in the house directly behind her she cannot come over and cook 2-3 times a day. It’s not like my mother works because now that she is single she keeps my little brother in the house just like she did to me most of my life while she plays games and spends his SSI money. I can barely afford to put shoes on my feet and my grandmothers pet cat sat on top of a new laptop and soaked it in piss and she said that it was my fault because I didn't lock the door when I went to sleep. So I went back home and didn't wanna talk to her for a few weeks out of anger.

My real father comes back into my life in 2017 and a year later he actually gets me a job working with him for the mayor of a small town near Columbus renovating rental properties. I find out mom cheated on him with the man that worked at Goodyear. The mayor pays me 200 dollars for a week of work and I thought if this is the rate I’m starting out I’m just gonna move up here. So I worked with him for over a month but I was still calling my grandmother twice a week just to see how she is doing. I try to call one day I never got an answer so then I tried again the next day and a nurse answers the phone and tells me she almost died.

I told my father I need to go back and be with her so when I got back my mother said she was gonna pay me 50 bucks to help my grandmother get situated inside of a nursing home facility. I said ok when I get done with this dad can just pick me up and take me back when all of this is finished. Not only was I lied to but my grandmother fell and fractured one of her bones and had to lay starving in her own piss and shit for 3 days before any of my family bothered to come over and check on her. She only spent one day in the nursing home before she started crying and screaming she wanted to go home. I wound up having to spend 2 months living at her house again changing her depends cooking all her meals the whole nine yards. Funny thing was when me my aunt and my mom went to pick her back up from the nursing home they had a good laugh after making the comment that they should have just let the crabby old bitch walk back home with her depends around her ankles holding onto a walker.

Here I am 30 years old all of my teeth are rotten and I don’t have any money for a dentist. I have never been able to stay on one job long enough to even know the first thing about paying income taxes because my aunt and my grandmother take turns crying over the phone that nobody is taking care of them. I would rather sleep under a bridge than go on welfare. I have never owned a car or got a stimulus check. I have never had my own place and I have never owned a smartphone. And all my family can do is sit around and laugh at me when I'm not around and call me a loser, meanwhile their kids are going to college and are living out on their own, but if it was any of them dealing with this they would have put my grandmother away a long time ago. It’s like as long as she is my problem they don’t have to deal with her but the minute they hear she’s too sick to eat or doesn’t feel well they would be the same people to jump on the phone yelling, “WHY HAVENT YOU MADE HER NOTHING TO EAT!” I am not a danger to myself or anyone around me.

My father has not been back to see me or even call me because every single time he shows up my family asks him if he has any money, I have no friends and I have anxiety attacks that keep me from sleeping at night because I know I’m going to die homeless under a bridge because I’m at that age that nobody is going to want to hire me anymore. I do little jobs here and there so I can buy some vodka and cranberry juice so it’s easier to go to sleep at night. For the past two weeks yet again here I am at my grandmothers house. She goes through 3 pairs of pants a day because of bladder problems I have to change her depends 7-8 times a day. I have to comb her hair take her phone calls do her cooking. Sometimes I don’t sleep for 2 days straight just so I can sleep on the third day to be up early enough to help her to the bathroom.

Again I’m 30 years old but it’s like I spent 17 years of my life in jail for a crime that I didn’t commit. And I told my grandmothers caseworker back when I was 23 years old that people I've tried to talk to over the years have told me that I can get paid for the work that I'm doing with her and all she said to me was that I would interfere with the income she was getting from the government so she can't do it. My mom doesn't own a car and she lied about being disabled so she could live off of her children’s SSI and my grandmother doesn't know how to read or write and has never owned a car but got pregnant 8 times so she could live off their SSI and my grandfather could use it to get drunk with. My family does like the remind me though that because I don't believe in God that I'm going to go to hell. Scientists have long since proven that dinosaurs existed millions of years before humans. I finally understood that the enlightenment that the Buddha was talking about was actually another word for nihilism. I suppose I understand letting go of material possessions and not causing suffering to other living creatures. Nihilism for me is like Buddhism except I am still a meat eater. I think people who are vegan do not understand that if these animals were not in such a demand that they are then they would go away just like the rest of the other species we've had a hand in wiping out as we let our population grow larger and larger.

I love my 84yo grandmother very much and she tells me she loves me and my mother has not told me she loved me in over 22 years. And I'd like to think that I'm finally going to be free to be by myself and make my own choices for once by the time that my grandmother is dead. But I know all that is going to happen is I'm going to be one of those 40yo men that stand on the street begging people for spare change. Till one day a cousin of mine is gone drive up in a new car laughing at me telling me I should have went to college. It's February 2021, I got a birthday coming up in 4 month, I have never been to jail one day in my life, I have no criminal record of any kind. I've just always been this dog that gets is chain tugged on and I bark.

The only thing that the world has taught me is people only have time for you as long as it is convenient for them and even when they appear genuine I always wonder if everything coming out of their mouth is a fucking lie. I have fantasies about picking up the pieces that Hitler left behind after he shot himself in the head only I do not believe in a master race. I feel betrayed by my own empathy for other human beings, I don't care what color they are, they are destructive selfish semi evolved primates that are too brainwashed by their own bullshit to accept the fact that money is their God. And just because there are children across America dying in the hospital from cancer that doesn't mean that when they die they got a heaven to go to.

After all those days trapped in my room when I was a child barely even weighing 90 pounds I never thought for one minute I was gonna grow up to be a loser. Lol if any of my family read this they would just say that if I was so damn miserable why didn't I just get out? Oh cool so that means you're gonna move her into your house? No??? Does that mean you're gonna help her with all of her daily activities so she doesn't cry to me on the phone every couple of days that she's not getting any help and all her home heath aides do is do dishes and sit on their ass? No??? Ok then what kind of Christmas card did you pick out for me this year? Whoever said we were getting you one, you need to get a job you damn loser. And it's actually worse now because they stopped all of her home heath aides last year because my mother gave her bed bugs and she didn't want to say anything about it.

I feel like a human trafficking victim with stockholm syndrome but when I look up what a caregiver is it actually says work without pay right in the description so it's not like I can take anyone for lost wages. I've never even got a present for my birthday party or for Christmas since I was 7 years old and the only time I do is when my grandmother gives me some money so I can put some new shoes on my feet or get a new coat to wear.

But I'm a man I'm not supposed to talk about my feelings I need to suck it up.

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