#loki: thor that was a teen pregnancy and i wasn't ready to be a parent. odin agreed to care for him
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thor 3 would've been a thousand times funnier if loki had just. had kids the entire time and never mentioned it. or just assumed everyone already knew
#mcu#mcu crit#loki#loki's children#thor: i think the reason loki is so awkward around jane and sif is that he's never had a girlfriend#loki: i literally have two wives i've dated like a billion mortals and once i banged a horse wtf r u on about#or everyone actually did know and thor was just. completely oblivious#loki: *returns home with sleipnir*#thor: and one time my brother got my father a horse :)#loki: thor that was a teen pregnancy and i wasn't ready to be a parent. odin agreed to care for him#loki: shit dad but actually pretty cool grandpa go figure#loki: or he just likes horses more than people#odin: horses don't typically run through important diplomatic meetings screaming at the top of their lungs so.....#thor: father that was ONCE#odin: it was once from YOU TWO. tyr's done it at least six times and that kids is why he's not in line for the throne anymore#thor: wait tyr is our brother????#loki: thor do you pay any attention to your family at all?????
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