dazai: evidence of my time in the mafia is fully gone
kunikida: uh
dazai: you will /never/ find it
kunikida: oh..kay?
dazai: no matter how much you look --- there is nothing about my mafia days that remains
atsushi, walking in: oh hey dazai-san, kunikida-san; do you guys wanna see the pictures i've been collecting of mafia dazai-san??
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this is like body horror for drinks
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Bez looks on his pfp like the type of guy who is about to insult you and your mother for a stupid question/ opinion (yes that's an allusion to his 2015 posts) and then you look at his new status and it's literally just pookie stuff
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behold my latest fo!
I finally turned the Cursed Handspun into a thing! (I made a whole sweater with this, then realized I hated it, frogged it. Started another sweater, frogged it. Started a cardi and, you guessed it. 🐸 Then it sat in the stash for a few years. Was lange währt...)
Pattern is Outlandish Bodice by bron matheson, available for free! Unfortunately it comes in only a very limited size range. Fortunately, if you're like me and not doing the fitted version, it's a seamless modular knit and basically just rectangles, so it's very easily adjustable.
Mine closes with lacing because I was too lazy to sew in the 500 billion hooks and eyes the pattern calls for. I could have made it with a tiny bit more negative ease, but it's fine and overall I'm happy with it.
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biiiiiiiiiig stretches after being in my binder all day
(check rbs)
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