#lord noir

[our-fav-hs-char]

Who is our favourite?

[ozuzo]

Happy 413 to the webcomic that changed everything! 💖

[friendlybatteringram]

Feel like posting these again. They’re “title pics” for the first five acts (plus intermissions) that I drew on notebook paper way back in 2013 when I first discovered Homestuck. Admittedly, these pieces are pretty important to me, so reblogs are appreciated!

[rodolfoparras]

Detective’s Work

Pairing: Spider Noir x Top Male Reader

Synopsis: in which Noir tries to keep you off the streets and you try to keep him inside the sheets

Content tags: rough blow jobs, exhibition kink, brat! Noir, Hard dom! Reader (kind of), detective! Noir, petty criminal! Reader

A/n: sorry for any mistakes it’s an 11pm Drabble kind of day

As far as anyone knows you and Noir dislike each other. He’s a detective and you’re a criminal. There’s no reason for you two to get along.

But what people don’t know is that every night he shows up to your hotel room, under the excuse that he has to make sure that you’re acting in line but he’s wearing nothing under his trench coat and he's got a pretty plug inside his hole.

There’s a knock on your hotel door and a smile makes its way on your face. There’s only one person foolish enough to wander around shady neighborhoods at this hour.

One second he’s outside your door, the next second he’s bent over a desk, stripped out of everything but his plug, legs spread and cock hard and leaking.

He won’t say a word to you, not until you fuck it out of him at least; a broken string of pleas or needy noises escaping his lips.

He’s not here to talk, he’s here to get fucked by the only person who knows how to do it right.

And once it’s all over and done, he’ll have you put the plug back in, puts on his coat and leaves your hotel room quickly, continuing on with his business like you didn’t just fuck and he isn’t full of your cum.

Sometimes he’ll act out of line and ruin your plans. You don’t mind it much though. He’s a detective after all. It’s his job to stop criminals.

“You sure you don’t want any help with this?” One detective says to Noir as he gets ready to head out to where you had last been spotted.

“Stay here. I’ll deal with it” Noirs responds before he heads towards the door.

Only if the detective knew dealing with it meant being forced down on his knees, hands tied behind his back and mouth pried open as you shove your cock down his throat.

“What were you supposed to be doing now again?” You pretend to think, fingers comically tapping against your chin while continuously rolling your hips.

“Weren’t you supposed to deal with me or something like that? Feels like you’re doing quiet the opposite here” you say with a dark chuckle, rolling your hips harder and hearing the gurgling sound as he chokes on your cock, fat tears rolling down his cheeks and drool dripping from his chin.

“There, there “ You say as you stroke his hair, tone condescending as ever “you’re this place’s ultimate hero or whatever it is. You can take it, can you?” And despite the humiliating position he’s in there’s still a certain spit fire reflecting in his iris as he nods his head and God if it doesn’t make your cock twitch in his mouth.

And as much as he doesn’t like to admit it, he can’t help but be turned by the fact that one day someone might just catch him fucking a criminal.

Interrogations that should go by quickly will last up to a good hour or so if you’re involved. Footage will go missing from both the camera and the microphone.

Noir would say that they malfunctioned. “You know that tech still has a far way to go” but what they don’t know is that a good chunk of that footage shows Noir pushed against the glass wall with you thrusting your cock inside his hole. And a good chunk of that recording is him just begging for more, more, more.

And he’d go out his way to get those recording developed, play it on whatever device he has access to and jerk off to them.

[st-hedge]

I’m smitten with these idiots right now so *shoves this onto the table and runs away*

[houndvoice]

💀Cause I’m the World Ender, Baby🔥

Final version! Wanted to make one with more evergreen text for… poster purposes….

[niff-of-draws]

just stay right here and let the cosmos twirl

[id in alt]

[theotherrobin]

Is there anybody out there?

~Looks like Lord Huron are getting ready to announce new music and I am beyond excited. Been following the happenings of the tour and the payphone intrigued me so I had to draw a lil thing inspired by it~

[confessions-of-an-old-cassette]

my dealer: got some straight gas bro🔥this strain is called 'vide noir you'll be zonked out of you mind 🗣

me: whatever I don't feel shit

me, five minutes later: life is equal to dust in the balancer's eye

my buddy pacing: dude, i am only an aimless soul heading into a pure black void

[pimsri]

Tevildo for Cats Day

[smelliot-and-smelliet]

how is lord huron so good like what do they put in their songs that makes them so incredible i feel like i unlock 7 new emotions listening to their discography (7 new flavors of longing)

[hauntingyourself]

Imagine you’re driving and you see a dead body in the middle of the road so you decide to bury it but it starts yelling at you and complaining about how the market for stealing cars is shit. what would you even do

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

The girls are lost in time and space. The girls are going to the mountains and running free forever. The girls are waiting by the river. The girls are back from the edge. The girls are not dead yet. The girls are waiting til they turn to bones. The girls are long lost souls in the wilderness alone. The girls are reading your letter in the morning by the lake. The girls are dreaming most every night that they never left you. The girls are(n’t) pushing daisies. The girls are going to the ends of earth.

[scrivenger-grimgar]

tensura text posts 2

first edition! --- second edition! --- third edition! --- fourth edition! --- fifth edition!

[zaycheese]

So what if I'm living out past the edge?

Lord Huron fanart that I made based off the rocks at the Red Rocks concert

Reference image was this

Taken by @starwarsgrl77

Tumblr ate the quality but thats okay

[zanibotzani]

Buck stop yearning for the dead guy you met like a day ago