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the-ghost-of-bit-the-hand1987 · 7 months

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hai and welcome :0]

my name is: Rex / Quill

i use these pronounz: it/it/its & byte/byte/bytes

im a justa fat boy-girl-animal-thing trying to live in tha world. idk what to tell you. i personally am not a fan of large amounts of (unhelpful) anger and hatred. peace and love on planet earth, okay? 💛

i'll gladly reblog donation/fundraiser/etc. posts, always feel free to ask. very sorry if i dont respond verbally- i promise i see your request and im not ignoring you!

i am very shy and paranoid all the time so please be niceys. okay thank you. i love you

important info & my tags are below this read more!

- 😁 please just be thoughtful and considerate with the things you say and do, even when its regarding shitty people. im so tired. 😁

- I think everyone deserves slack and grace- as you never fully, truly know someones life. I think it is a good idea to grant others the benefit of the doubt and assume no malicious intent, until proven otherwise. I think it is important to be kind, considerate, and understanding. People tend to be foolish, and if you (have the energy to) lend others grace in those foolish moments, then I think you will surely help make the world a more pleasant place.

- if we are mutuals it would make me super duper happy if you would tag sugary foods, as they make me sick just to look at or think about! just a "#sweets" works! if you dont wanna thats okay though, but thank you so muach if you do!! :0] (cupcakes, cakes, cookies, anything with icing or frosting, chocolate, or marshmallows on/in it)

- i try to tag posts for when they use gifs, depictions of death/blood/gore, or ableist language- but i usually refrain from doing so when they are on a donation post or something similar, as to not hinder the reach of the post. If you frequently reblog posts with/use ableist terms like "moron" or "stupid", or frequently make assumptions about peoples experiences/intentions/abilities then I am likely to unfollow/block you. I am not a fan of any generalizations, especially not ableist ones 😁👍

- i personally believe that gender is next to pointless, and hope one day that it will be treated as such. the only real thing about gender is the awful way it affects people. genders arent actually definable, theyre entirely made-up. "masculine" and "feminine" are not real things and do not ever use those words around me or i will have to send 14 locked and loaded chickens to your location.

my tags:

#hashtag awesome - (usually) for cool art

#hashtag beautiful - (usually) pictures/art of people

#hashtag fav - my favorite posts

#hashtag ultra fav - my favorite posts (cooler version)

#hashtag beastly angels worthy of worship - posts containing transmission towers

#hashtag freddiez favorite wordz - poetry, stories, words, etc.

#hashtag cool ass clothes - i want these clothes they look cool

#hashtag yimyum - things i want to eat/chew on

#hashtag need this - i need this item

#hashtag real - posts i look at and go "omg so real/true"

#crying crying crying - many variants of this tag, just basically means this made me tear up or made me extremely emotional

#hashtag squaking - thats me baby!

if you need something tagged let me know :0]

#hashtag squaking

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hauntedwizardmoment · 3 months

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OH WAIT WAIT WAIT U HAVE HEADCANONS FOR JACE'S FORMER ADVENTURING 0ARTY. I HAVE BEEN DYIIIIING TO KNOW MORE ABT THEM

YEAH they have kind of. taken on a life of their own and atp it fully is me playing dolls w/ myself so they get banished under a cut. hashtag original characters feel free to steal

invidia hollowfang - satyr, circle of the beast druid, she's jace's bestie in the party & the only one who still talks to him after jace gets kicked out. theyre the ivy and oisin of their group while he's there, always having little asides and kikis about everything. they kind of bond over being catty as fuck and talking shit about the other party members. she can be really stubborn and not known for changing her mind when she's decided that an event went down a certain way or accepted a narrative, which is why while she's sympathetic to jace getting kicked out of the party she's ultimately like "lowkey it was kind of your fault for being a slut. love you though xoxo"

ysvelde draven - drow, fiend pact warlock + college of eloquence bard. she has a blue pseudodragon familiar. i think of her as like, a theater girlie who never got the chance to be a star. very pearl from the movie pearl. gets passed over for every lead role and she's SO sad about it, kind of throws herself into adventuring because at least she gets some sort of positive validation from that. her mom is a pushy stage parent, so she's under like a ton of pressure to get a lead role or make something of herself.

peregrine laniidae - human, champion fighter + oath of devotion paladin. i literally made up a guy to get mad at and its working. he's VERY good at his job he's a very good fighter but for me the ultimate thing that defines him is cowardice? like he will not stand up to aurora whatsoever and is so willing go to along with what's expected of him that he just. lets his friend's support system get cut out from underneath him and gets married to the person who did it.

aurora halcyon - human, life cleric. inspired directly by this girl who pretended to be my friend for YEARS to try and convert me to christianity and then ghosted me when i said i wasnt going to do that. she goes to aguefort and views her attendance like one big mission trip. her entire family is like that cult in midsommar, theyre VERY creepy looking when theyre all out together because they wear matching outfits and their smiles never really reach their eyes. unnerving. i kind of picture her as part of the proto-extremist offshoot of the solesian/helionic churches that spawns the harvestmen.

dagbert machtiger - goliath, path of the giants barbarian. he's perhaps my favorite because he's so chill. he's literally just the first guy in his family to go to adventuring school, comes from a long line of construction workers and is planning to take over the family business once he saves up enough to buy it out from his mom. is like very unaware of the seething interpersonal drama consuming his party because he's focused on actually doing their job (adventuring).

#asks #xvynth #oc talk

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pleckthaniel · 3 years

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ask meme. dovewing

Disclaimer I haven't sat down and actually read an OOTS book since they first came out Nearly Ten Years Ago and forgot basically everything that happened in AVOS as soon as it I finished reading it, so a lot of this is going off of very hazy memories and Vibes

What I love about them: *points* gifted kid. same girl. i still haven’t read dovewing’s silence just cause, idk, im not super into the novella’s, but that’s one that’s actually on my list of ‘maybe someday’ just because former-gifted-kid-hashtag-Struggling-to-move-on!dovewing is my absolute favorite of all potential versions of her. it’s an archetype i really like, a super kindhearted character who takes on the duties of a hero and then struggles with the psychological consequences of it, and it’s an archetype that’s usually restricted to male characters, and it’s also honestly not super common anymore for a number of reasons. so

What I hate about them: not even really about Her so much as how she’s written but i just hate hatE how much of her arc revolves around romantic drama... like i truly don’t care... it’s not even that i don’t care about romantic drama because i definitely do, and it’s not that i don’t care about romantic drama in warrior cats because while characters whose lives center around romantic drama in warrior cats often suck it can be done quite well at times imo (graystripe, crowfeather, bristlefrost). it’s just that the way it was written with dovewing in particular that really rubbed me the wrong fucking way. part of that though could be residual annoyance from 11-year-old-me that in OOTS the erins seemed to be fairly transparently trying to tap into the then-mega-popular YA love triangle trope complete with fairly paint-by-numbers competing love interests

Favorite Moment/Quote: uh like i said i don’t recall oots super clearly but i do still love that dovewing heard there was a fourth cat and even though her and ivypool had been sort of on and off feuding for months she still instantly went well Clearly it’s my sister. and was even willing to argue with jayfeather and lionblaze about it. very sweet

What I would like to see more focus on: PLEASE ERINS GIVE US ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIPS WITH ANYONE IN SHADOWCLAN OTHER THAN TIGERSTAR AND HER CHILDREN it’s NOT HEALTHY for him and his mom and their children to be THE ONLY PEOPLE SHE’S FRIENDS WITH JUST GIVE ME LIKE ONE FRIENDLY LAUGH WITH CLOVERFOOT OR SOMETHING PLEASE it makes me so uneasy that she’s just /living there/ and appears to have no real connection to anyone except as THEIR SORT OF SYMBOLIC SURROGATE MOTHER AS THE FIRST LADY OF THEIR CLAN

What I would like to see less focus on: again. romantic drama. which is kind of over now, since tigerstar and her had kids and post-childbirth divorce doesn’t exist in warrior cats for anyone except crowfeather and nightcloud. but like, retrospectively - if i could rewrite her character - i would boot the romance drama.

Favorite pairing with: probably briarlight? again because of the romance drama and the way it’s handled so clumsily with her and all of that dovewing is kind of one of those characters i don’t ship so much. there are a lot of ships with her i can theoretically get behind but im not really actively interested in any of them

Favorite friendship: i don’t know if they’re even actually friends in any sense but i find her potentially extant relationship with jayfeather to be. fascinating. theyre such an odd couple and youd think hed be less intimidating to her than lionblaze but on some level also no he might actually be harder for her to connect with but she still manages to it’s just. interesting 2 me

NOTP: bumbledove. it probably could’ve been like theoretically recoverable until he propositioned her in the middle of a funeral lol

Favorite headcanon: blue eyes dovewing. sorry not sorry it’s what i first pictured her like as a kid reading OOTS and now it’s never going to leave me <3

#scout talks #cottonspotten #dovewing #wc #q

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hamiltonimagines · 4 years

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Red Handed

Pairing: Phillipa x Reader

Request: “Hey its me again! 😂 I know you're doing a bunch of other requests but when you have a time, can you do a Pippa one where theyre secretly dating and whenever they do ham4ham they always have these cute moments so the fans would catch on? Then at the end Pippa and Y/N would like come out to all the fans? Something like that, I hope that makes sense😭😂 Thank you for taking alot of your time writing a bunch of requests, its very appreciated!!☺” - @multifandomwriterx

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“Pippa I think they know” I said walking into our shared bedroom. Pippa was sitting on our bed, reading a book. I sat down next to her and showed her my phone. The top trending hashtag on Twitter was #Y/NandPippa.

She grabbed my phone and was looking through some of the tweets. “Well no one seems mad, they all seem really supportive” Pippa said. “Well that’s good” I said, smiling. I looked over at my phone and saw there was a video everyone was tweeting about. “What’s the video they’re all talking about?” I asked her.

She kept scrolling and found the video and pressed the link. It opened up on YouTube. It showed a compilation video of me and Pippa and it was entitled “Y/N and Pippa: proof they’re dating”.

I giggled at the title and Pippa pressed play. It started with the first Ham4Ham show Pippa and I did together.

Pippa and I walked out to do the Ham4Ham show and we were both so nervous since it was the first Ham4Ham we’d performed in. Lin walked up to both of us and whispered “You’re both going to do great” in our ears. Pippa gave my hand a quick squeeze to calm my nerves. If we had been in private, she would of wrapped her arms around my waist and pressed kisses to my temple.

But none of the fans knew about our secret relationship so she kept it to a quick squeeze of my hand.

Pippa started the song off and was belting like a goddess. She sounded so good, I couldn’t help, but stare with the biggest smile on my face. Then I took over and started singing my part and I could see that same smile on Pippa’s face.

Eventually, we got to the part where we were harmonizing and Pippa walked behind and on the next step of the stairs. She hugged me from behind as we sang the rest of the song in harmony.

Then the video went to a clip from an awards show.

They were about to announce who won the award, Pippa had been nominated. We had our fingers interlaced and on our other hands we had our fingers crossed. We were so nervous to hear the results.

Then Pippa’s name got called out, and we both looked at each other with shocked expressions. We both jumped out of our seats along with the rest of the Hamilton actors sitting around us.

I pulled Pippa into the biggest hug. “I am so proud of you, darling” I whispered in her ears. I wiped the tears off her face and then she turned to hug Renée and Jasmine.

Then, she walked up on stage to give her acceptance speech. “I want to thank everyone who helped this dream of mine come true. Also a shoutout to Y/N, my biggest fan and my best friend. I wouldn’t be here without your constant support” she said, emotionally.

I blew a kiss to her and wiped a few tears away from my own eyes. Then I saw Lin behind me, he leaned toward me and whispered “Your girl did it, you must be so proud” in my ear.

Then the video transitioned to a clip from Lin’s wedding. I was confused as to why this was in the compilation. The video showed Leslie singing a love, slow song while Lin and Vanessa danced. Then everyone joined them on the dance floor and the video zoomed past everyone and showed Pippa and I.

“You look really pretty today” I complimented Pippa as we danced. “I have nothing on you, you look absolutely stunning Y/N” she said, as she brushed my hair behind my ear.

We continued to dance and we leaned our foreheads together, just enjoying the moment. She grabbed one of my hands and kissed the back of it.

“One day, maybe Leslie will sing at our wedding” Pippa told me. My eyes lit up and I smiled. “That sounds magical” I replied and kissed her cheek.

Then the video transitioned to a different Ham4Ham show.

I was currently singing Defying Gravity for the Ham4Ham show today. Pippa had been away for a week, visiting her family. I had been really bummed since she had been away and the rest of the cast had really caught on.

They had told me to sing at the Ham4Ham to cheer me up, but I still missed her a lot. I was singing and was hyper-focused on the notes, trying not to mess up one of my favorite Broadway songs.

Then I happened to turn around for a second, hearing some commotion. I saw Pippa a few feet away and I completely stopped singing.

I ran over to her and pulled her into the biggest hug. “I’ve missed you so much” I whispered in her ear. I couldn’t believe she was home so early.

I pulled away from her and heard the crowd saying “aww”. “I’m sorry, I’ll start over, but Pippa is back early from seeing her family and I’ve missed her” I explained.

I finished the song, feeling much more confident because Pippa was there as my number one support system. “Everyone give it up for Y/N” Pippa said, pulling me into a hug. The whole crowd erupted into applause.

The next video that played was one I recognized as a video Lin took and later posted on social media.

I was sitting in Pippa’s lap and we were in Renée’s dressing room. Renée was telling us about some article that she had read about the link between your diet and how well you sleep. Pippa and I were only half-listening. I leaned closer to her and kissed her temple. She smiled back at me.

She had her hand resting on my knee and was drawing circles with her finger. I grabbed her other hand and interlaced our fingers. She leaned in close to me. “I love you” she whispered, quiet enough so no one heard it. I just looked back at her and smiled.

“Would you look at the lovebirds” Lin said. That was when we finally got distracted from each other and looked over at Lin. “Nooo, Lin put away your camera” I whined. Lin laughed and then put away his phone.

The video ended with a montage of a bunch of pictures of me and Pippa over the years. Then the screen faded to black.

I looked over at Pippa. “Woah, I guess they really noticed all the little details” I said, in awe. “Yeah, and now they know” she said, shocked. “Is it so bad? No one has said anything rude and they all seem so supportive” I told her. “No, I guess it’s not that bad. The only difference is now I can kiss you in public” Pippa said, smiling and leaning in to peck my lips.

“Oh wait, we should do an Instagram live. We can confirm the rumors” I said, smirking. I opened Instagram and went live, putting me and Pippa in the shot.

Quickly, the viewers started to pour in. All the comments were about the rumor. “Hey guys, so we are live today because of a little video that has been circling around Twitter and YouTube” I said, smirking. Just about every comment was asking if it was true.

I turned towards Pippa to let her to the honors. “We can both confirm that the rumors are true. We are madly in love” she said as she kissed my cheek. Pippa and I both had the biggest smiles on our faces.

Everyone in the comments was celebrating and congratulating us. “Lin said he is excited that he can finally post the pictures he has of us being cute” I said, reading out the comment.

“Thank you guys for all being so supportive” Pippa said. Then Pippa’s phone buzzed and we both looked over and saw texts from Jasmine and Renée. Once we read them, we both laughed out loud.

“Renée and Jasmine would like to a recreation of Satisfied and also Story of Tonight Reprise at our wedding, so we have that to look forward to” Pippa said and we both giggled. We wrapped up the livestream and thanked everyone for being so nice.

As I put down my phone, I looked towards Pippa with a smile. “What?” She asked, confused. “We’ve been caught red handed, but I’m just really happy they know” I said, kissing her cheek.

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imascientistofmusic · 7 years

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Im a huge fucking nerd

final LYRICS FOR ENDOLPHINS AND MC FOUCAULT EP Welcome to Kirby’s Memeland (MILLIPEDES FOR THE MOLEMEN) Got it so hot y'all give me standing ovations while I'm spamming the squat[1] like my whole family's Croatian if my dad's Jackie Chan[2] am I Hispanic or Asian? please understaånd this equation ()[3] me no panic just blazing at any random location i’m your romantic liaison killa Beys in formation[4] the doctor's[5] now handling patients I put the wots in tarnations[6] I put the spots on dalmatians I move the block with my cadence Now time just stops when i say shit But the beat goes on cause i made it Alex Strong[7] in the paint and Singing So Long[8] to fake friends We can roll out the Save ends[9] Y'all kittens tryin my patience I need to find an oasis Pass me that blunt and i'll face it Why y'all stuntin so basic? Im kinda something like LASIK[10] take your quirk and erase it[11] If there's something to say then I'm Malcolm Little and Dakin[12] Welcome to Kirbys Memeland[13] Im a giant herbing with green hands[14] Defiantly serving up steamed hams[15] Yo shuhei hold up i got remands[16] Misery[17] in the moment Missouri in the mornings[18] Mysteries in the motions Miss her seas in this ocean[19] (oh shit) ALL AT ONCE (HOW HARD JAMES HARDIN GOES WHEN HE GOES HARD IN THE PAINT) One day i’ll kill all the white men take back the land we’re missin[20] Im Diego's street art and they're banksy's vandalisms[21] Like the second coming of yeezus[22] and he's risen Built a religion for giant robots[23] called it animism[24] My flow is so fucking preposterous Patrol the land rarer than rhinoceroses[25] Get your heads out the sand yall lookin like ostriches Didn't kill the cat[26] but we checked it into hospice I know yr feeling that and baby one i got this My boys swing the bats like my last name was ausmus[27] Best rappers who aren't black you know i top the list prophets foretold my path (my birth) it was an (heavenly) auspice Imagine how hard james hardin[28] goes when he goes hard in the paint Well i go harder than that On my level you ain't I'm smart as The Bat[29] I'm like double your rank I just started to rap But the devil remains In the details im valued retail theyre resale[30] i'll continue my never ending quest to impress you[31] I’m obsessed with the things that pens do Allah bless this mess because i swear i intend to Decompress and recollect about fucked things that friends[32] do Parenthetically my memes are better than y’all’s Im aesthetically[33] hiding in vectors too small Interjecting my dreams while dissenting all leans[34] Exquisitely dining on minds here at the end of all things [35] We bout those movers and shakers We bustin loose of the matrix[36] I get my fruit at bodegas Im bound to move to NEW VEGAS[37] Matthew McConaughey (HARRY AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDES) Another space time anomaly[38] An Interstellar[39] odyssey Alright alright alright Im Mathew McConaughey Im unfuckingstoppable the impossible possible The whole world's my hospital not a gd thing is inoperable[40] Credentials are laudable Essentially i got it all Took a look at the d And then called an audible[41] Obliterate any Obstacle Precipitate like waterfalls Instigate a kinder cause Evicerate a haunted ghoul[42] When i fucks with physics the laws get more lax my words carry weight like the world's biggest snorlax[43] Come at me son yr gonna need more VATS[44] carried this town[45] for So Long[46] im getting a sore back their love for me like a tree to the Lorax[47] My lyrics paint pictures so i call them a Rorschach[48] my bones are telling me bad weathers on the forecast a storm is rolling in this is the calm before that Past five centuries all of them regrettable[49] Just like entropy i am inevitable[50] I was meant to leave my head it was full Fundamentally i'm so far ahead of these fools Down five hennessy's trying just to deaden this pulse[51] Iron sentry's lining the edge of the mall[52] 100% dying to dismantle this wall[53] Johnny five empathy no disassemble this bot[54] Quintessentially im X at the head of this school[55] Intermittently you slept in my bed it was cool incidentally we had sex in the end of the pool Human centipede[56] that ass it was my edible[57] G.O.A.T. (NIETZSCHE DIDN’T KILL GOD, I DID) Like JD[58] I’m the GOAT[59] Billy[60] hashtag Swag[61]gert[62] Worlds most accurate fact checking rapper This is a game to me Chutes and ladders[63] Here's where the bangers[64] be girl you know i had ‘er My flow the yangtze[65] i spit venom black adders[66] Opposite of banksy[67] or some bullshit “all lives matter”[68] Fuck the president[69] that dude cant get any badder[70] Cooking up some poppy tea[71] mix it up like cake batter HEY DON'T LOOK AWAY DON'T LET IT GROW ON YOU IT'S NOT OK Engrave the following on my headstone: “They[72] died getting head stoned peepin Tombstone[73] While eatin a tombstone pizza[74]" I’ve gone full blown nietzsche[75] said hello to the abyss "it was good to meet ya"[76] Behind this mask's a terrifying creature[77] Who would gladly cook you up and eat ya Every track i’m on mc foucault's the feature Threat level dragon[78] when im hittin the road again Like shang tsun out here looking for some souls to bend[79] Other rappers words are last years memes im so over them Like neil in the 80s its the weight of the world im shoulderin'[80] Tho ive been there once couldnt tell you where denver starts and boulder ends[81] Rockin california fishes like them pennsylvania colder pens[82] I spit fire like dylon[83] and i left the studio smolderin Sitch is Dire like sylons you used to know as older friends[84] Minds expired with prions[85] when i take theirs skulls and open em Im entirely high on the spirit taking time up and folding it[86] unlike battery acid im so hella caustic[87] Such flattering assets with a tongue so toxic Made saturn's rings spin on a cosmic cross stitch My staggering spit it god agnostic[88] [1] “Why do Slavs squat?” is a satirical catchphrase associated with imageboards and forums discussing Eastern European people and cultures http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-slavs-squat-slav-squat [2] My dad and jackie chan are aging to look like the same person [3] I use medical marijuana to treat anxiety [4] Beyonce - Formation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ [5] My initials are DRB and so many folks call me Doctor or Doctor B [6] “What in Tarnation?” is a rhetorical question meaning “what in damnation?”, which is often associated with Americans living in the Southern United States expressing incredulous bewilderment. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-in-tarnation [7] Drummer of Endolphins and one of the progenitors of this particular beat [8] So Long is my queerpop band SoLongNaota.Bandcamp.com [9] A saving throw in D&D http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Saving_throw [10] Corrective laser eye surgery [11] Boku No Hero Academia character Shota Aizawa “eraser head” who’s special power is erasing others’ special powers http://bokunoheroacademia.wikia.com/wiki/Shota_Aizawa [12] Church of The Three Cats is at the corner of Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little) and Dakin in Lansing, Michigan [13] Gamboy title Kirby’s Dreamland but with memes [14] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant but with Weed [15] Simpsons shitpost classic http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steamed-hams [16] Once I beat magic the gathering hall of famer Shuhei Nakamura in a Grand Prix with a timely remand [17] The first Endolphins release was called North of Misery as a nod to their being in Iowa [18] In 2015 I toured with Endolphins and had two amazing mornings in St Louis, s/o to KPAX and calcifer [19] Sometimes you meet someone who forever changes the way you think about things like water, and then you drown in thoughts never actually able to grasp anything completely again [20] im native as fuck http://www.corteidh.or.cr/tablas/24777.pdf [21] Artist Diego Rivera vs Banksy [22] Kanye West's ego messiah and eponymous album [23] giant robot anime trope for example: neon genesis evangelion, flcl, gundam... 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[51] Drinking is a mostly self destructive behavior for myself and I tend to only do it when i wish to self harm [52] Episode 3 of the 1997 anime Beserk [53] Fuck borders fuck walls freedom is not possible when they exist [54] 1986 film Short Circuit about a robot that gains sentience and learns of death the term for which is dissassemble [55] Professor Xavier from the X-Men comics who runs a school for Mutants [56] 2009 Dutch body horror film Human Centipede tells the story of people sewn mouth to ass [57] Analingus [58] The Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle or JD aka thrashkitten member of the sooper swag project [59] GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is a term used in hip hop to talk about the best rappers ever [60] A billy is a male goat [61] #swag is a song by rapper GMCFOSHO who is a friend of mine [62] Jimmy Swaggert was a televangelist who was defrocked for multiple prostitution scandals [63] Chutes and Ladders is a metaphor for life. As such, it is arguably the most philosophical of all children's board games. Based on the ancient Indian game Snakes and Ladders. The historic version had root in morality lessons, where a player's progression up the board represented a life journey complicated by virtues (ladders) and vices (snakes). [64] Banger is a term for a particularly moving composition [65] The Yangtze is the longest river in Asia and the third-longest in the world. The river is the longest in the world to flow entirely within one country. [66] A venomous snake that lives in europe and east asia, also a nod to the lyric earlier about chutes and ladders (snakes and ladders) [67] “Some have criticised the "obviousness" of Banksy's work, and accused it of being "anarchy-lite" geared towards a middle class "hipster" audience.” [68] A slogan used to silence the #blacklivesmatter movement [69] Donald Trump [70] 1998 Arcade game Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja later ported to the Nintendo Entertainment System known widely for its intro cut scene in which the protagonists are asked if they are bad enough dudes to save the president [71] Poppy tea is any herbal tea infusion brewed from poppy straw or seeds of several species of poppy. For the purpose of the tea, dried pods are more commonly used than the pods of the live flower. The walls of the dried pods contain opiate alkaloids, primarily consisting of morphine. [72] I am non-binary and use they/them pronouns [73] 1993 Western Tombstone starring kurt russel and val kilmer [74] Very cheap frozen pizzas of dubious quality [75] Nietzsche claimed the death of God would eventually lead to the loss of any universal perspective on things, and along with it any coherent sense of objective truth [76] Nietzsche once said: “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” [77] Nietzsche also said: “All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity.” [78] 2015 Anime and Manga One Punch Man’s shout out to Neon Genesis Evangelion describing a monster that is a threat to multiple cities [79] 1992 Arcade Fighing game Mortal Combat’s main villain who stole people's souls [80] Neil Young's sleeper Weight of The World from his amazing foray into new wave on his criminally unheralded album Landing on Water [81] I visited colorado for the first time on tour with Endolphins and tho enjoyable it was mostly mountains and urban sprawl and legal weed [82] The 2016 battle for Lord Stanley’s cup between NHL’s Pittsburgh Penguins and [83] Chappell show sketch about Dylon who thought he was the GOAT because “dylon spit hot fire” [84] Battlestar Galactica plot twist [85]Kuru is a very rare, incurable neurodegenerative disorder that was prevalent among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is caused by the transmission of abnormally folded prion proteins, which leads to symptoms such as tremors, loss of coordination, and neurodegeneration. Most people who develop it are cannibals [86] The quantum physics theory of time travel [87] Acids are corrosive and bases are caustic [88] God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? — Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125,

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1-92 please?

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged

I mean sure

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Negative

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I wouldn’t say so

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

6. What are you excited for?

Nothing really atm

7. What happened tonight?

Its only 830 am? But the answer is the same, work

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

To each, their own

9. Is confidence cute?

Sure

10. What is the last beverage you had?

A nice refreshing Coke Vanilla

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Most of them that I talk to

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Lol no

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Same thing I do ever saturday night, sleep because I work sunday mornings .-.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Uhhh,maybe alcohol but idk

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

I mean everyone changes

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Me personally, dont share alot

18. The last time you felt broken?

Rough

19. Have you had sex today?

Does mt h... you know what no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Yeee, rather not talk about it

21. Are you in a good mood?

I mean, i woke to an anon so yea

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yea

24. What do you want right this second?

A few things

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Its not my choice, thered be nothing to say

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yea

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Im not sure tbh

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

My friend posted some of her artwork progression on SnapChat with the hashtag #becarefulwhoyoucalluglyinmiddleschool and it made me giggle

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Of course

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Sometimes

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

I mean, it was my boss

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Oh god no

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Earlier I stated my last drink was a coke

34. Listening to?

My laptop fan and an airplane overhead

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Not really

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

It can happen

38. Who did you last call?

My Mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

The last person I can think of is my ex

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

IT WAS THEEE HEEAT OF THE MOMENT

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Sometime last year I think

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Ohhh yeah

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I don’t tan, I’m either white, or lobster red

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Nah

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Yea

47. Who was the last person to call you?

I missed a call from my coworker if that counts

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Yes lol

49. Do you dance in the car?

I dont drive but yes

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yea

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Senior year? 2013

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I mean some can but thats why theyre good

53. Is Christmas stressful?

For me? No

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I don’t remember

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

I hate that feeling

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nope

60. Wear slippers?

61. Wear a bath robe?

62. What do you wear to bed?

My boxers

63. First concert?

Rev Theory and Seether

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

WalMart

65. Nike or Adidas?

I dont really care for either

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower please

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I listen to a cover of Blank Space if that counts

69. Ever take dance lessons?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71. Can you curl your tongue?

If curling it means what I think then yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Oh god no

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yea

74. What is your favorite book?

I don’t read often

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

I like to think so

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Queen

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Less Than Jake and Pepper

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Neither

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Chocolate Chip

83. Can you swim well?

I float well if that counts

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yea? people cant??

85. Are you patient?

I can be

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

87. Ever won a contest?

No lol

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Black

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

To each, their own

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room?

92. Do you want to get married?

Maybe

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Every one that ends in 5!

THANKS KATY ILU 💕5. describe your aesthetici dont actually like, have an aesthetic so ill just describe some hashtag goals. rain dripping off lush plants. earth tones accented with stand out colors. flowers so crowded theyre practically on top of each other. herbs growing on a windowsill. sleeping on an unmade bed after noon. walls crowded with pictures and paintings. fresh cut flowers in a simple vase.15. describe your dream weddingshit kieran i think i know more about your dream wedding than i do mine jdkdkkd. but uhh... something outside, maybe in a forest clearing. fairy lights strung all through the trees. at around dusk so you can see them glow. the person marrying us could be a close friend. itd be relatively small, close friends and family. dark chairs and tables, overgrown with moss. lots of delicious food. itd be fun to have some live music, maybe playing just. old love songs.25. be positive! what do you like most about being a lesbian?girls are hot and i cant imagine living my life deprived of that understanding35. ever fallen for a straight girl?yeah lmao. probably a few times, but in 11th grade i had it Bad for this girl in my art history class, lauren. red hair, not afraid to speak her mind, really fuckin smart. she was cool45. at what age did you know you were a lesbian?when i was like. 13/14 i knew i was Not Straight, but it wasnt til i was 17 almost 18 that i was like. yeah okay im a lesbian

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apsbicepstraining · 7 years

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12 Sorts Of Singaporean Girls You’ll Find On Social Media

The cyber world has become pretty interesting ever since social media took over the Internet.

You find different forms of people on social media: some we detest, some we adore and all of which, we stalk.

If youve been active on social media long enough, youll realize that there are certain types of beings on social media.

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter you mention it, these people are everywhere.

Yup, speak to me the 12 all kinds of Singaporean girlfriends on social media TAGEND

The Fashionista

Most commonly seen on Instagram, the fashionista has her Instagram grid filled with pictures of her in hundreds of different outfits, one for every day of the year.

Poses often include stroking their “hairs-breadth”, seeming down on the dirt or um, bridging the road.

Thoughnotprofessional modelings, some of these girls areundeniably lovely, and they become an actual way inspiration to numerous, gaining themselves a strong following on social media.

However, actual fashionistas or not, you cant deny that youre resentful of all the clothes they seem to possess. Sometimes, you cant aid but meditate, “How come they dont appears to re-wear anything? ”

TheNarcissist

Also known as the selfie queen.

Her favoritelineis probably, “But firstly, let me take a selfie.”

This is the girl who fill your social media feed with kills of — you guessed it — herself.

She often posts a multitude of similar photos in different angles of her all dolled up.

In some lawsuits, photos are strategically angled from high-above, holding the wolves of cyberworld the “best view” of her cleavage.

Its simple; girls detest them, guys desire them.

The Drama Queen

This is pretty self-explanatory.

Shes the one who always seems to be engulfed in searing keyboard fightings on social media; she’s the ambassador of indirect tweets and status updates.

Shes a drama magnet, and even if she doesnt lead looking for drama, somehow it always seems to find her.

Take online personality Naomi Neo for example. She has been very vocal and expressive with her speculations, often pencilling it down on her personal blog, without holding back.

This has described her a fair share of fans and haters, but I guess thats the life of a drama queen.

Its drama 24/7 — even if you dont ask for it.

The Fitness Enthusiast

With manner abs and a vivacious butt, this girl has a flesh all the girls dreams of.

A lot more girls are picking up fitness dress, and theyre proud to share it on social media.

Their postsoften include mirror selfies in the gym, yoga constitutes with her shaped boasts get up onor pictures ofher detoxifying juices and eat-clean diets.

We aspire to be like these girls, but deep down, we all know we wouldnt be able to commit to that bearing eat-clean diet for long.

The Foodie

Shell go to every corner and every street in search of hipster cafs. She Instagrams every snack she has, affording mini refreshes on her nutrient blog, Facebook or Instagram.

On Instagram, herpictures are oftens captioned with hashtags like, #foodie #foodporn #instafood.

Warning: Stay away from her chronicles when youre hungry.

The Mom

Shes the one whose kids have absolutely taken over her life — even on social media.

You scarcely witnessed her look on her charts, as they’re always bombarded with pictures of her kids.

Shes likewise filling your Facebook feed with status updated information on her boys milestones and achievements, and sometimes, she shares a little too much datum … like how her toddler exactly crapped all over his pants.

But then again, we simply cant facilitate but assemble her in adoring her little rascals. After all, they are cute.

The Party Girl

These arethe girlswhose Instagramscome alive when most of us are sound asleep.

Photos of them scantily garmented, dancing in societies and mostly raving the night away as they getalcohol spouted into their mouths, are plastered all over their social media.

These are the girls who know how to have a good time and arent afraid to show it.

The Performer

People who say Singapore had not yet been ability apparently hasnt been on social media enough to discover girls like Hashy Yusof andEstelle.Fly.

These ladiestake pride in serenading us via their social media platforms with their melodic voices.

From 15 -second covers on Instagram to full comprise videos on YouTube, these are the girls we cant improve fallingin love with formerly they start singing.

The So-In-Love

This is the girl whos happily in love, and happy to show it to the rest of the world.

Herposts frequentlyproclaim her cherish and gratefulness for her collaborator, get some peoples mane sitting, while manufacturing the rest ofus start, aww, while bidding we had a relationship like hers.

Oh, and not to forget, her sweet papers generally end of with a hashtag created by fusing both of their appoints together.

For those of you who feed off other people happiness and who believe in love, these girls make for great #relationshipgoals.

But if youre experiencing a bad breakup right now or a sour patch in your relationship, you are able to wanna steer clear — at least for now.

The Insurance/ Housing/ MLM Agent

They’rethe ones you receive a Facebook message from out of the blue asking, Hey! How have you been?

Before you know it, you recognize where this is leading to.

These are the girls who use social media as a tool to sell their the insurance policies. First, they play nice and care and ask for a meet up, before finally disclosing their ulterior motives.

The worst role? Its always really difficult and clumsy to reject their proposed meet ups because of the so-called friendship thats there.

They are also frequently posting updates on why you should be insured, or the various types owneds available. Youll know one when you come acrossone.

The Emo

Shes the terminated antonym of the so-in-love girl.

Her social media is made up ofdepressing, emotionally precarious, self-pitying status updates , not to mention psychological mention retweets.

You’ll often find her posting black and white selfies, captioned with something that disappears like, putting on a phony smile when my heart is crying.

This girl probably just got out of a bad break up, so maybe leave her some time, and all the depressing tweets will blow over.

Or alternatively, theres the unfollow button.

The Almost Non-Existent

Lastly, theres the girl who has all the social media histories, but you wonder what for.

There is zero activity on her social media, and you dont notice shes on your best friend roster until three years later, by chance.

We dont know often about herbecause of herlack of work on social media, but we accept she’sprobably using heraccounts merely to stalk other peoples feedto stay “updated.”

So there you have it: 12 types of Singaporean daughters on social media.

Let us know if weleft any out.

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the only thing i could be jealous of you for is your is your 10k fake tits

some days it hurts more than others but today it hurts more than anything to write, i dont want to do it/ todays like one of those days where i dont feel like myself. but today is also one of the first days this year that i have woken up and known what day of the week it is. todays also one of the first days i was productive. yeah, i cant believe it. actually i can. i mean look where i am. writing is the only way i can communicate effectively with people... when im talking i feel like im always searching for words or saying to much or not saying how i really feel. i feel like im annoying the person which honestly i dont really care about but in relationships where it matters i usually just isolate myself and ignore them because the thought of being misunderstood which is my reality scares me to death and makes me furious and just give up. i havent been writing and i feel like my brain is in this disgusting knot i dont recognize. im focused on irrelevant shit like jen and her lies and my nails and bleaching my asshole (actually that one is important) and making peter not think im 12, and stewart losing interest in me, when im completely apathetic about my future and my physical and mental heath and making friends or having a job. its gross. i am gross. although i am the most attractive i have ever been i am also the most ugly and un put together on the inside as ihave ever been. its funny cause a year ago when i was writing and also dealing with a lot of loss, and going for days without sleep, dealing with my rape (more than one unfortunelty), and completely losing it due to the dope, i was somehow okay because i was writing. its like my own self medication. without writing my thoughts, its like i cant speak or think. and so maybe that sounds stupid but i cant explain how good it feels, as scary as it was to start, to speak again. i was so scared. i wouldnt admit it to myself, i just would ignore it all together. but i was so fucking scared to write, to type to be more specific. i could write in my diary, that would be slow and my hand would hurt and id NEVER be able to catch up to my thoughts. and thats been this whole year. its been a whole year. tina is a bully. i dont like her, but i feel like i cant live without her, and being an ex heroin addict, i feel pretty stupid saying that. but i am not a functional drug addict. some people are. infact, most people on here tumblr, “tumblr tweaker girls” or whatever or hashtag tweaker nation seem like they are doing more than just fine. like it hasnt completely destroyed their life like it has mine. but its funny because i was one. atleast until some dude decided to start blackmailing me because he found my page but he is irrelavant and so is that and not worth my time to talk about. moral of the story: dont bitch if you post videos on tumblr of you smoking meth in your bra. its not private, even if your tumblr is. anyone can figure out how to get the software to download your videos or pictures or whatever. well besides the obvious screenshot. anyways, ive come to the long and painful but unavoidable conclusion that stewart is not worth my time and wasnt since he moved up there. i should have never talked to him after the car incident because as much as i love him and it hurts, that was not fucking acceptable and me doing meth isnt an excuse for him to take it personally and lash out on me or punish me by pretending i dont exist. i just had so much happen and with all of that came low self esteem and with all the lies i was telling it was IMPOSSIBLE for me to feel good about myself. i guess it comes with borderline personality disorder but all that shit is nonsense to me because theyre going to find anything they can wrong with people and slap a name on it and then tell you your not normal. everyones fucked up, i am extremely fucked up and im okay with that. i cant understand it all now, fuck im only 20. up until this year i was ashamed of everything i did and everything that made me who i am, and its so hard to break out of that. in all honesty, i still dont really believe i am beautiful with or without makeup and thats fucking not true but i am insecure. but in the grand scheme of things, life is way to short to feel bad about yourself the way i do. i know that. life is to short to be in a haze trying to forget about everything and going through the motions, as lame as that sounds. ive been doing that and ive been waiting to die subcontiously because the truth is i dont really value my life like i should and i havent learned how to be happy on my own. i am the most materialistic person i know, and that unlike everything else i am not ashamed of because i know that it is so far rooted me that theres no use in denying it or being embarrassed because its not my fault, its the only way i know how to feel better. its always been. but the fact that i constantly feel like i need something to fill this hole is getting ridiculous and so is my shoplifting. i am way to fucking good at it and i have gotten away with it to many times to where its become my biggest addiction. i didnt really even notice it till a few months ago. ive noticed that everyone who does dope has a hustle, well almost everyone. atleast of the people i know. some of them are stupid, others are brilliant but not thought out as well as they could be or excecuted in the right manner, and some are like the expected, selling drugs or your pussy. i kind of am ashamed because my “hustle” is retarded, and i want a job more than anything. unfortunately my social security card has been stolen 3 times already this year and i cant get another one, i cant even dance. i dont know how it started, but for about a year now, ive just been living off whoever i could, and the bare minimum. bare minimum is a broad term, because somehow i still have a car and a cat and expensive makeup, an iphone 7,hair products and my drug habbit supplied, but i dont know for how long. ok. honestly time. i dont like it anymore than i like the fact that i am a slave to this chemical but i have spent the last year filling my days with going from store to store stealing shit. anything from iphone cases to shoes to greeting cards to lingerie, you get it. ive gone into several stores and filled up my shopping cart and then just walked out. im not bragging.. its pathetic. in fact im sure no one is reading this anyway and im more than okay with that. the point of this page is for me and to be able to keep a record of my thoughts without having to worry about anyone i know reading it and so i can go back and read it, like an online diary. i got the idea from jenna from awkward but im not sure what she used for hers. i used to have one but had to delete my page because of all the drug related pictures and videos i had posted of myself, which unfortunately i can still find on youtube or here if i really try. i am ashamed, but a little less then before i wrote all of this. this is my truth. and my voice and my last little shred of sanity i have to cling onto because its the only way i know how and i dont even feel like i know or trust myself anymore. if you dont want to read this then please dont waste your time, the less followers the more i can make sense of this war inside my mind.. also please no messages trying to help me or anything, its annoying and i dont need your help. thanks, its 9am and im passing the fuck out. goodnight. more for nxt time <3 bbygrlldz

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12 Sorts Of Singaporean Girls You’ll Find On Social Media

The cyber world has become pretty interesting ever since social media took over the Internet.

You find different forms of people on social media: some we detest, some we adore and all of which, we stalk.

If youve been active on social media long enough, youll realize that there are certain types of beings on social media.

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter you mention it, these people are everywhere.

Yup, speak to me the 12 all kinds of Singaporean girlfriends on social media TAGEND

The Fashionista

Most commonly seen on Instagram, the fashionista has her Instagram grid filled with pictures of her in hundreds of different outfits, one for every day of the year.

Poses often include stroking their “hairs-breadth”, seeming down on the dirt or um, bridging the road.

Thoughnotprofessional modelings, some of these girls areundeniably lovely, and they become an actual way inspiration to numerous, gaining themselves a strong following on social media.

TheNarcissist

Also known as the selfie queen.

Her favoritelineis probably, “But firstly, let me take a selfie.”

This is the girl who fill your social media feed with kills of — you guessed it — herself.

She often posts a multitude of similar photos in different angles of her all dolled up.

In some lawsuits, photos are strategically angled from high-above, holding the wolves of cyberworld the “best view” of her cleavage.

Its simple; girls detest them, guys desire them.

The Drama Queen

This is pretty self-explanatory.

Shes the one who always seems to be engulfed in searing keyboard fightings on social media; she’s the ambassador of indirect tweets and status updates.

Shes a drama magnet, and even if she doesnt lead looking for drama, somehow it always seems to find her.

Take online personality Naomi Neo for example. She has been very vocal and expressive with her speculations, often pencilling it down on her personal blog, without holding back.

This has described her a fair share of fans and haters, but I guess thats the life of a drama queen.

Its drama 24/7 — even if you dont ask for it.

The Fitness Enthusiast

With manner abs and a vivacious butt, this girl has a flesh all the girls dreams of.

A lot more girls are picking up fitness dress, and theyre proud to share it on social media.

Their postsoften include mirror selfies in the gym, yoga constitutes with her shaped boasts get up onor pictures ofher detoxifying juices and eat-clean diets.

We aspire to be like these girls, but deep down, we all know we wouldnt be able to commit to that bearing eat-clean diet for long.

The Foodie

Shell go to every corner and every street in search of hipster cafs. She Instagrams every snack she has, affording mini refreshes on her nutrient blog, Facebook or Instagram.

On Instagram, herpictures are oftens captioned with hashtags like, #foodie #foodporn #instafood.

Warning: Stay away from her chronicles when youre hungry.

The Mom

Shes the one whose kids have absolutely taken over her life — even on social media.

You scarcely witnessed her look on her charts, as they’re always bombarded with pictures of her kids.

But then again, we simply cant facilitate but assemble her in adoring her little rascals. After all, they are cute.

The Party Girl

These arethe girlswhose Instagramscome alive when most of us are sound asleep.

Photos of them scantily garmented, dancing in societies and mostly raving the night away as they getalcohol spouted into their mouths, are plastered all over their social media.

These are the girls who know how to have a good time and arent afraid to show it.

The Performer

People who say Singapore had not yet been ability apparently hasnt been on social media enough to discover girls like Hashy Yusof andEstelle.Fly.

These ladiestake pride in serenading us via their social media platforms with their melodic voices.

From 15 -second covers on Instagram to full comprise videos on YouTube, these are the girls we cant improve fallingin love with formerly they start singing.

The So-In-Love

This is the girl whos happily in love, and happy to show it to the rest of the world.

Oh, and not to forget, her sweet papers generally end of with a hashtag created by fusing both of their appoints together.

For those of you who feed off other people happiness and who believe in love, these girls make for great #relationshipgoals.

But if youre experiencing a bad breakup right now or a sour patch in your relationship, you are able to wanna steer clear — at least for now.

The Insurance/ Housing/ MLM Agent

They’rethe ones you receive a Facebook message from out of the blue asking, Hey! How have you been?

Before you know it, you recognize where this is leading to.

These are the girls who use social media as a tool to sell their the insurance policies. First, they play nice and care and ask for a meet up, before finally disclosing their ulterior motives.

The worst role? Its always really difficult and clumsy to reject their proposed meet ups because of the so-called friendship thats there.

They are also frequently posting updates on why you should be insured, or the various types owneds available. Youll know one when you come acrossone.

The Emo

Shes the terminated antonym of the so-in-love girl.

Her social media is made up ofdepressing, emotionally precarious, self-pitying status updates , not to mention psychological mention retweets.

You’ll often find her posting black and white selfies, captioned with something that disappears like, putting on a phony smile when my heart is crying.

This girl probably just got out of a bad break up, so maybe leave her some time, and all the depressing tweets will blow over.

Or alternatively, theres the unfollow button.

The Almost Non-Existent

Lastly, theres the girl who has all the social media histories, but you wonder what for.

There is zero activity on her social media, and you dont notice shes on your best friend roster until three years later, by chance.

We dont know often about herbecause of herlack of work on social media, but we accept she’sprobably using heraccounts merely to stalk other peoples feedto stay “updated.”

So there you have it: 12 types of Singaporean daughters on social media.

Let us know if weleft any out.

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12 Sorts Of Singaporean Girls You’ll Find On Social Media

The cyber world has become pretty interesting ever since social media took over the Internet.

You find different forms of people on social media: some we detest, some we adore and all of which, we stalk.

If youve been active on social media long enough, youll realize that there are certain types of beings on social media.

Instagram, Facebook, Twitter you mention it, these people are everywhere.

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The Fashionista

Most commonly seen on Instagram, the fashionista has her Instagram grid filled with pictures of her in hundreds of different outfits, one for every day of the year.

Poses often include stroking their “hairs-breadth”, seeming down on the dirt or um, bridging the road.

Thoughnotprofessional modelings, some of these girls areundeniably lovely, and they become an actual way inspiration to numerous, gaining themselves a strong following on social media.

TheNarcissist

Also known as the selfie queen.

Her favoritelineis probably, “But firstly, let me take a selfie.”

This is the girl who fill your social media feed with kills of — you guessed it — herself.

She often posts a multitude of similar photos in different angles of her all dolled up.

In some lawsuits, photos are strategically angled from high-above, holding the wolves of cyberworld the “best view” of her cleavage.

Its simple; girls detest them, guys desire them.

The Drama Queen

This is pretty self-explanatory.

Shes the one who always seems to be engulfed in searing keyboard fightings on social media; she’s the ambassador of indirect tweets and status updates.

Shes a drama magnet, and even if she doesnt lead looking for drama, somehow it always seems to find her.

Take online personality Naomi Neo for example. She has been very vocal and expressive with her speculations, often pencilling it down on her personal blog, without holding back.

This has described her a fair share of fans and haters, but I guess thats the life of a drama queen.

Its drama 24/7 — even if you dont ask for it.

The Fitness Enthusiast

With manner abs and a vivacious butt, this girl has a flesh all the girls dreams of.

A lot more girls are picking up fitness dress, and theyre proud to share it on social media.

Their postsoften include mirror selfies in the gym, yoga constitutes with her shaped boasts get up onor pictures ofher detoxifying juices and eat-clean diets.

We aspire to be like these girls, but deep down, we all know we wouldnt be able to commit to that bearing eat-clean diet for long.

The Foodie

Shell go to every corner and every street in search of hipster cafs. She Instagrams every snack she has, affording mini refreshes on her nutrient blog, Facebook or Instagram.

On Instagram, herpictures are oftens captioned with hashtags like, #foodie #foodporn #instafood.

Warning: Stay away from her chronicles when youre hungry.

The Mom

Shes the one whose kids have absolutely taken over her life — even on social media.

You scarcely witnessed her look on her charts, as they’re always bombarded with pictures of her kids.

But then again, we simply cant facilitate but assemble her in adoring her little rascals. After all, they are cute.

The Party Girl

These arethe girlswhose Instagramscome alive when most of us are sound asleep.

Photos of them scantily garmented, dancing in societies and mostly raving the night away as they getalcohol spouted into their mouths, are plastered all over their social media.

These are the girls who know how to have a good time and arent afraid to show it.

The Performer

People who say Singapore had not yet been ability apparently hasnt been on social media enough to discover girls like Hashy Yusof andEstelle.Fly.

These ladiestake pride in serenading us via their social media platforms with their melodic voices.

From 15 -second covers on Instagram to full comprise videos on YouTube, these are the girls we cant improve fallingin love with formerly they start singing.

The So-In-Love

This is the girl whos happily in love, and happy to show it to the rest of the world.

Oh, and not to forget, her sweet papers generally end of with a hashtag created by fusing both of their appoints together.

For those of you who feed off other people happiness and who believe in love, these girls make for great #relationshipgoals.

But if youre experiencing a bad breakup right now or a sour patch in your relationship, you are able to wanna steer clear — at least for now.

The Insurance/ Housing/ MLM Agent

They’rethe ones you receive a Facebook message from out of the blue asking, Hey! How have you been?

Before you know it, you recognize where this is leading to.

These are the girls who use social media as a tool to sell their the insurance policies. First, they play nice and care and ask for a meet up, before finally disclosing their ulterior motives.

The worst role? Its always really difficult and clumsy to reject their proposed meet ups because of the so-called friendship thats there.

They are also frequently posting updates on why you should be insured, or the various types owneds available. Youll know one when you come acrossone.

The Emo

Shes the terminated antonym of the so-in-love girl.

Her social media is made up ofdepressing, emotionally precarious, self-pitying status updates , not to mention psychological mention retweets.

You’ll often find her posting black and white selfies, captioned with something that disappears like, putting on a phony smile when my heart is crying.

This girl probably just got out of a bad break up, so maybe leave her some time, and all the depressing tweets will blow over.

Or alternatively, theres the unfollow button.

The Almost Non-Existent

Lastly, theres the girl who has all the social media histories, but you wonder what for.

There is zero activity on her social media, and you dont notice shes on your best friend roster until three years later, by chance.

We dont know often about herbecause of herlack of work on social media, but we accept she’sprobably using heraccounts merely to stalk other peoples feedto stay “updated.”

So there you have it: 12 types of Singaporean daughters on social media.

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BBG trainer Kayla Itsines: Alcohol is ‘poison, ‘ but carbs sure aren’t

Instagram fitness queen Kayla Itsines “ve never” consume at McDonalds, but she insists she has had a cheeseburger.

For anyone who has followed Itsines journey to becoming an international phenomenon importance a reported $46 million, that tidbit may come as a surprise. After all, the 26 -year-old( whose name is declared Its-See-Ness) has apparently obstructed her media chart picture-perfect to fit her character: online personal trainer to 12 million admirers on Facebook and 7 million on Instagram. Not to mention, she is an inspirational flesh to the countless women whove bought into her buzzed-about Bikini Body Guide, a 12 -week fitness and nutrition programme thats set off a batch of hashtags on Instagram, including #bbg( tagged in 5.8 million poles) and #bbgcommunity( tagged in 2.6 million poles ).

#bbgprogress @annasfit advancement using my #bbg curriculum! She says I hope these motivate others as much as me. Its sunny again so it necessitates bikinis! — The right photo is about 2,5 years ago and the correct one yesterday. Good acts take time. http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

A post shared by KAYLA ITSINES (@ kayla_itsines) on Jun 8, 2017 at 1:34 pm PDT

Does she drink alcohol? Its poison, Itsines has been quoted enunciating. Has she ever had chicken pieces? Nope, she told Fox News. Favorite pizza? Supreme with lots of veggies and, in Australia, where shes from, pineapple.

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What shed be if she wasnt a personal manager: A educator! she exclaimed. What category? Fitness!

Original? No. But when you get to know Itsines in person, theres no question she’s enthusiastic about her work.

— 3 STEPS TO LEARN HOW TO DO A PULL UP — This is for the girls asking me This is my first attempt at putting verse on my videos … IT DIDN’T GO AS PLANNED OKAY ….work with me here people hahaha. ANYWAY !! Let me just say this doesn’t happen over night. You need to practice each step until they are ALL mastered! Then you can attempt an unassisted chin up/ pull up http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

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Check this out, Itsines enunciated, pulling out her iPhone and showing off her newest curriculum, BBG Stronger, on the SWEAT app, for which shes collaborated with managers Sjana Elise and Kelsey Wells, two other rising stars in the fitness nature.( Itsines program schools wives how to incorporate heavines machines at the gym into their workouts .) As a cluster of female peers delivering by assembled around her post-interview, Itsines giddily scrolled through the differences among boasts each move boasts a digital exhibition by Itsines, ended with a timer to help users stay on track motivating quenched oohs and ahs.

Forbes lately called the Adelaide native the most influential fitness personality worldwide a claim shes earned through promoting her diet and fitness platforms, works, in-person bootcamps, and custom stock, like yoga mats and foam rollers, on her site.

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Itsines fame, she told Fox News, has grown organically through an online community of women who inspire each other. On her social media details, you wont find person reproaching or recommendations to cut carbs( one of the most difficult mistakes Itsines meets American maidens see ), but instead, you will see inspirational mentions encouraging self-love, her followers side-by-side metamorphosi photos, and snapshots of fruit dishes and Itsines rock-hard abs. Suffice it to told she’s facilitated produce the charge for the growing body-confidence movement on Instagram.

26 today I feel like some of “youve had” literally watch me “re growing up” !! So Thankyou for all your foundation over the past few years and happy birthday to anyone who shares the same birthday with me !! http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

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Ive been a female-only trainer my entire life I started out at a female-only personal schooling centre, answered Itsines, who got into the industry just before her 19 th birthday. I know girls, Im a woman myself, I know what they crave, I know how they conclude, I know how they feel.

Fox News: You descent out of college to become a personal manager, started working at a small gym in your hometown of Adelaide, and connected Instagram on a whim after your business marriage and boyfriend, Tobi Pearce, promoted “youve got to” do so. But at what spot did you know that you had really made something large-scale?

Itsines: World Tour in 2015 was big because I got to hear folks floors who followed my planned, and I got to hear how I changed “peoples lives”. As a coach, you sort of anticipate, Well, you did that because you put in the hard work and you put in the effort. But they were so insistent in went on to say that, No, Kayla, it was you. You gave me the confidence, you gave me the persuasivenes. I was standing there supposing, This is amazing. This is changing families lives.

Fox News: How do you stay sanded?

Itsines: My family dirts me so much better. Theyre a big Greek family, and I live a time from my grandparents, who dont pronounce any English. They know what I do, but its almost like they dont attention. They dont think of me as anything special or as Kayla Itsines from Instagram. Its only that Im their granddaughter. They still yell at me when Im belatedly!

My baby – I love you! @tobi_pearce http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

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Fox News: Youve altered millions of womens lives. What has that been like?

Itsines: Thats an indefinable detect. I dont know if youve ever knowledge someone coming up to you and supposing, Youve changed my life, but you can feel that passion, and you try to hard not to yell and not to hug them forever.

@chasingfitnessdreams I’m so proud of you !! Progress expending my #bbg platform! She adds “I have struggled with my heavines and self confidence for a years. I was pretty tiny my whole life until I procured my desire for nutrient. I would eat what I wanted, when I wanted without exerting, I simply didn’t really care what it would do to me. Then once I seemed uncomfortable with how I searched I would urgently try to lose the heavines again until I was smaller then do it all over again! This messed up my metabolism and built me so sad! I have now noticed poise and learnt myself that I can have the nutrients I cherish whilst exercising to perceive large and keep in shape. Having additional load on me formed me feel tired, grumpy, breathless, bloated and miserable .. some people may say I gazed better before .. and to me that is a flattery but I simply want everyone to remember .. it DOESN’T MATTER what you look like .. it’s how you Find that are important. And I feel astonishing thanks to finding Kayla who attains me want to feel the best I can, so thanks girl ‘ I have 10 weeks until my sisters wedding and I am so excited to wear my bridesmaids dress find self-confident ” http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

A post shared by KAYLA ITSINES (@ kayla_itsines) on May 12, 2017 at 4:31 am PDT

Fox News: How do you pick the person or persons to boast on your Instagram?

Itsines: This is something I expend a lot of season on, and its not necessarily someone who appears a certain acces or talks a certain style. Its someone whos super inspiring, and I have to be able to go on their profile, should be noted that theyve done the program, should be noted that theyre a positive party, and see that they actually have a pilgrimage that other women can follow and be inspired by.

@victoria. malmbbg 14 weeks advancement expending my #bbg curriculum !! stupendous …. did I forget to mention she is also a baby of TWO http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app #bbgprogress

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Fox News : What are some of the most difficult misconceptions you watch dames construct when theyre trying to change their bodies?

Itsines: One of the biggest gaffes Ive understood wives build in America is the cutting-out-carbs act. Its, I want to look like this when truly, they should focus on how they appear rather than how they gaze. It should be: Im gonna do this to stimulate myself happier, so in turn, I experience beautiful. Thats truly a mindset Im trying to teach women.

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Another mistake wives obligate would be going too hard too fast. As wives, we have theatres where we get this sudden reason, we are seeking to do everything Im so motivated, Im gonna “re going to the” gym, Im gonna work out for hours and hours and they work out, theyre super sore, they cant continue it, and they become unmotivated. Its just about taking happenings step by step: maybe doing a seven-minute workout and making it into a 14 -minute workout the next week. Its about slowly improving your workout up until you feel good rather than pushing it very far.

Fox News: Whats your advice for someone who is working out and trying to get more physically fit, but is not realise develops?

Itsines: Take a step back and is to ensure that theyre cozy with their training regime, gobbling the right foods, and boozing enough irrigate. Sometimes, its just about devouring more and doing less thats something thats a very hard abstraction to move to ladies, specially here in the U.S.

@mysweatlife amazing develop photo To one of the most manner and hard working girls I know … you are absolutely killing it !! I am so freakin proud of you http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app #bbg #bbgprogress

A post shared by KAYLA ITSINES (@ kayla_itsines) on Apr 25, 2017 at 6:12 am PDT

Fox News: Have you always been strong and fit? And if not, what challenges did you overcome to achieve the body you have today?

Itsines: I have always been fit Ive been into basketball since I was 5 years old. But in terms of forte, that took a lot of building up. I did that through basketball training and training in the gym. Nonetheless, Ive always been really, very happily married within myself, and thats what I try to push to dames that I contemplate the more you do gradually, the better you start to feel.

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Fox News: Any advice for women struggling with organization confidence?

Itsines: We could have the best organizations in the world, but if we dont feel good on the inside, it doesnt question. I ever say to parties, Contemplate about the most beautiful party you know. Theyre not beautiful because they have a beautiful figure! You dont mention, Oh my best friend or the person I adore the most is so beautiful because her body searches any particular acces. Its because she makes me laugh, because shes smart, because shes here for me. Beauty comes from the inside, and the more that ladies start focusing on that, the more beautiful people become, including themselves.

Ladies, what’s your favourite organization area to workout !?! Comment below! http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app

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Fox News: Your strategy is truly based on helping women become strong , not skinny what would you say to anyone who doesnt contemplate strong is sexy or attractive?

Itsines: Strong is always sex and attractive! And the word strong what does that intend? Because forte comes from within, and BBG Stronger is a program that promotes dames strolling into the gym with trust and experiencing self-confident as they walk out. When youre self-confident within you, it constructs and it extends, and it glistens out of you.

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Fox News: Your Instagram is of great root of brainchild and funding. Can you speak a little to why having that sort of support is really important for people who are on a fitness passage?

Itsines: The translations are certainly relatable you can go onto the page and find someone who looked like you before, or who ingest the method you do, or was living in the same country you do. I think that relatability is really nice to have, so “youre not” looking at one particular being suppose, Well, I cant dine that or I cant do that.

@healthylife. iv change employing my #bbg program !! http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app #bbgprogress

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Fox News: Your programs are large-scale on poise in that they involve heavines discipline, cardio, extending and resting and, on the nutrition side, even dessert! Why is this mixture so important for producing outcomes?

Itsines: Balance is important in life. It keeps us sane! Why, as wives, shouldnt we be able to have our dinner and eat our dessert? Why shouldnt we have that? For illustration, last nighttime I had some pasta and chocolate after, and I dont feel bad because I chew health and I work out. Everything in moderation!

Just having a little moment of refection. I feel like the last few years has been an absolute whirlwind! When life gets busy, you often don’t get the chance to stop and think about what you’ve achieved along the way! Time is transferring by no matter what you do. So why stress? Why get worked up? Why obsess so much better when you can be happy and enjoy your life instead! I know that’s easier said than done sometimes, but genuinely when you think about it, you SHOULD be happy. You should be able to celebrate every moment. Time will pass no matter what…..so you may as well be happy and do what you cherish. http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app #bbg photo credit – @alexpreview

A post shared by KAYLA ITSINES (@ kayla_itsines) on Apr 24, 2017 at 7:00 pm PDT

Fox News: Do you ALWAYS dine healthy? Whats something you enjoy chewing that beings might not expect?

Itsines: Greek cakes! Theyre Greek tarts with sugar and walnuts.( Itsines mothers are from Kos, Greece .)

Fox News: You swerved 26 in May, and youve already fulfilled more than most women your age. Do you ever feel like, Where do I run from here?

Itsines: No! My patrons are the perfect speciman that age was nothing. Some of them are 40, 45, 50 years old and have the energy levels of a 20 -year-old. For me, whats next is facilitating more women and reading how I can do that to its implementation of getting feedback from all levels of society and with BBG. Its just so exciting.

Flashback !! My favourite thought in the world is satisfying my #bbg girls. I have left every single one of the boot camps, gone to my inn chamber, sat on my plot, set my honcho in my hands and cried. Not from sadness, I wasn’t sad at all! I was the terminated opposite in fact. I was overwhelmed with so much better joy and pride! Until I encountered you girls, I had no idea how much POSITIVE change was appear in all regions of the world. I got to hear all of your stupendous floors and how #bbg has changed your life or the life of someone you love. Even now, my sees ocean as I’m writing this because it builds me think back to all the amazing times that I have with you all. All I can say is thank you and that I am so so so sanctified so be able to meet you girls and hear your narratives. I would Desire for you to berth in specific comments below and tell others why you started the #bbg and how it changed your life. I want to show wives that everyone’s floor is different and we are all here for different reasons, but with one discontinue point … health and merriment http://ift.tt/1qtdY6U app #bbgstronger

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* This interview has been edited for span and clarity .

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