#loz shitpost

[coconi]

somehow I always end up making these 💙💚 (insp. here & here)

[spiiderdog]

Boowomp here comes the top banana

[radiosummons]

The four moods in the LoZ fandom tonight seem to be:

Ph.D. levels of detective work going on here, trying to decipher ever miniscule pixel of the newest trailer while referring to previously given material. Almost, dare I say, Sherlockian and/or downright unhinged levels of Charlie Day overanalyzation and theory crafting. Each possible theory, of course, gaining millions miles' worth of traction, regardless of how possible or impossible said theories can be.

He. Dropped the Master Sword. AND JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TO SAVE HER!!!!!!!

Gorgeous, breath taking, absolutely phenomenal fan art. Literally every artist out here is putting their whole fucking pussy into making some of the most beautiful pieces of art I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. It's actually making me reconnect with my love for humanity. No, you guys, you don't get. This is what being part of a fun fandom community is supposed to be like--

lmao they gave this twink a FUCKING TRACTOR

[razorblade180]

Zelda:*holds Grimace shake* I’ve heard rumors of this from the citizens. All likely false, but the only way to find out is to- Ahh!

Link:*smacks it out of hand*

Zelda:Link! It took forever to find one! I saw the people make it; it’s just a shake-

The spill starts to move

Link:It’s in the shake….

Zelda:What?

Becomes Gloom Hands

Link and Zelda:*sprinting* IT’S IN THE SHAKE!!!

[genericstudios]

I want fish wife, I want mom friend, I want potato friend, I want the egotistical prick. Where are they, nintendo, where are my homies.

[cilil]

[ghost-trapped-in-the-screen]

[novantinuum]

master kohga goes to the soup store.mp4

(behold, a shitpost i wasted an hour of potential sleep making amidst an absolute flood of inspiration)

[adlinkai]

Hear me out.

This has probably happened and Revali shat himself, ran to the other Champions told them about what Link did but since Link is the quiet little angel and everyone loves him and Ravioli is an asshole Revali was pretty much just dismissed while Link just stared at him with a shit-eating grin for like a weak.

"That's what you get for fucking with me Revali. Suck an egg"

THIS ISN'T A REVALINK POST STFU

Edit: Guys please stop saying it's a Revalink post it's not. I'm serious. This is a fucking post where Link gaslights a bird he doesn't like. I'm not homophobic, I just wanted to draw a shitty little LOZ joke and did not intend for this post to be seen as a romantic interaction between these two. It's just Link getting Revali back for being a bitch to him because Link is a spiteful little midget.

[genstudiosrelocated]

Botw/totk link is an art student, fight me.

[coconi]

based on this

[radiosummons]

Y'all know what's up.

[phantasmagoricfandomthings]

Don’t worry, you can trust him.

[greenstarforce]

Is this anything

[ganondorftrash]

You all have the guts to say that Demise cursed the Hero and the Princess and blah, blah, blah, Reincarnation Cycle starts, when it clearly is the story of the Golden Goddesses OCs and them restarting the canon when it doesn't give them dopamine anymore.

"Why did Ganondorf get the Triforce of power in TP if he didn't get to touch it?" because that's Din's blorbo and there's no way he's dying without being badass first.

"How does BOTW fit in the canon?" it doesn't because Nayru forgot to check her own notes but the AU is too interesting now so they are gonna make a part two.

"Why is the Master Sword different now?" because more than one person made fan art of their fics and Farore can't choose which one does she prefer so she said all of them are canon.

"Why is the map-" world building is tough ok? Don't be mean to the authors.