#lu incorrect quotes

[legendofzoodles]

Wild: Legend, I'm sorry I broke your sword.

Legend: No, it's fine, I stole it from Four.

Four: Ok one, I wasn't finished cleaning it up. And two, I took it from Warriors.

Warriors: Oh, I got it from Rancher.

Twilight: I borrowed it from Time.

Time: I got it from Hyrule.

Hyrule: Wind gave it to me.

Wind: I remember taking it from you Vet.

Legend:

Legend: You guys are so dead.

Sky: WHERE'S THE MASTER SWORD?!

[gutiuniverse]

Baby Twilight: Hey dad? Time: Yes, Twi? Twilight: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it's running? Time, chuckling: Now, why would you want to know that, Twilight? Twilight: Time: Time: WHERE'S WILD-

[jabthemoth]

I'm back and worse than ever!

[just-another-product-of-today]

teehee

[luciennelune]

I just remembered a book trilogy called The Hero's Guide by Christopher Healy, and can I say, it has some of the most ridiculous quotes that fit the LU boys so well??

(I got the quotes from here and here but again, they're all from Christopher Healy books.)

[cminoko]

Wind: Sighs

Time: What's up?

Wind: Wild spilled the beans on Twilight

Time: Oh, so does everyone know he's Wolfie now?

Wind: WHAT?!?

Meanwhile, Twilight is cleaning baked beans out of his tunic while glaring at Wild

[arecaceae175]

Wind, with his back turned: I've been expecting you, Captain

Warriors:

Warriors: how did you do that without turning around?

Wind: to be perfectly honest the first couple people I did that to were not you

[minty-mumbles]

Someone interviewing Malon: So, what it’s like to marry someone way, WAY out of your league?

Time, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

[sunny-porridge]

they were so funny in this update

Art belongs to LinkedUniverse

[incorrect-lu-quotes]

Hyrule: Every group has that one funny friend with an air of profound sadness to him.

Warriors: Wild.

Twilight: Wild

Legend: Wild.

Four: Wild.

Wild:

Wild: Screw you guys.

[vicmillen]

[Sky, about food they grew up with]

Sky: land is limited, but mostly we farm, the pumpkins are very good. It's rare but there's sometimes fish in pond islands too. There's also the... Crows, you'd call them? We hunt those on special occasions too.

Legend: But aren't you like, bonded to your loftwings? Isn't it weird to eat other birds?

Sky: No? Riding horses won't interfere with eating beef, would it?

Legend: You know what, fair.

Sky: ...

Sky: But we also eat loftwing eggs--

The chain: *confused screaming

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[Time Wild Twilight, about weird food items]

Time: The poe flames are pretty weird, I'll admit.

Wild: Oh you've eaten monster parts too?

Time, slightly bothered by the implication 'too' : It's more like flavored air, but sure. You've eaten monster parts before?

Wild: Oh yeah, the food they made are doubious, but it's still food if you need that desperate energy. Not the weirdest tho, which would be sauteed wood...*shudders* the master trials created some desperate times for sure.

Twilight, munching on his snack(of wriggling larve): damn that's wild. The weirdest thing I've eaten is just wolf meat, not anything special like you guys. What? What are you looking at me like that?

[legendofzoodles]

Four: Try explaining your fight with Ganon or whatever evil was wrecking your kingdom, but without context.

Wind: Old-ass wizard kicks around some minors while the only other adult is a shapeshifting boat-man who prioritised claiming some triangles. Beat that. 

Four: I’m sorry, what?

Wind: That’s how Grandma saw it. But I get it, he did take a few pot shots at me and especially Tetra.

Time: [remembering when Ganondorf, chasing after Zelda on horseback, stopped his pursuit solely to blast a 9 year old in the face and monologue]

Time: Sounds like him.

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Wild: Appointed knight finally fulfills his mission after waiting 100 years to reload his save.

The Chain: What?

Time: That sucks, I only waited seven. 

The Chain: What?!

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Twilight: Local ranch-hand stops a nightmare induced apocalypse alongside an imp who’s a princess and a hermit, who’s also a princess.  

Time: [clears his throat]

Twilight: After screaming at the moon vocal coaching from a ghost stalking the entire journey, who wasn’t a princess. 

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Sky: Local daydreamer wakes up, fights god, and wins. 

Wild: I mean...did you though?

Legend: Yeah, jury’s still out on that one.

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Hyrule: Mute kid brutalises pigman after assembling wish granting triangles, and saves the princess. He does it again years later.

Wild: You were silent back then?

Hyrule: Well, I couldn’t speak because I didn’t know the language. After saving the first Zelda she asked members of the nobility teach me- and how to read and write.

Twilight: Did you bite them when they tried to scold you for getting an answer wrong?

Hyrule: You did that too?!

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Warriors: Pairs of powerful fighters from across the ages band together to defeat creepy time sorceress, then conquer red-maned wizard. 

Legend: Ugh, the power of friendship. Really?

Warriors: Comradery, actually. 

Legend: [mimicking his tone] Cringe, actually. 

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Legend: Which one?

Four: Choose your favourite.

Legend: [thinks for a moment] A scarf wearing hooded hobo breaks into my house on several occasions and stages a coup to save two worlds. 

Four: What...were you doing?

Legend: [sighing] All the hard work. 

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Thanks for reading! 

Masterlist

9th place in the LU character design ranking

Character analysis posts:

Hero of the Sky, Hero of Time, Hero of Twilight, Hero of the Wild, Hero of Warriors

Parkour team - LU drabble

How each member of the chain laughs - LU headcanon

I didn't know what to do for Time since I've already made the speedrunning puberty joke and I don't know much about Four's adventures.

[dragonknightcal]

*pot shattered on the floor*

Legend: Huh. Just like me.

Warriors: A mess?

Legend: I was going to say broken, but that's also fair.

[jabthemoth]

My favourite hc is that the chain get into really heated debates over the most trivial things because there's only one braincell and they all have to share

[just-another-product-of-today]

here's the blorbo

[randomluthoughts]