#lucifer got me tho

[maginnmauvaise]

father and son brothersss :)

[melverie]

Wait since when does the Prince Lucifer sticker exist in Nightbringer??

[leviachansbaka]

Lucifer, but I turned him into a maid

[allastoredeer]

Holaaa I am back with a new appleradio fic recommendations for the day. 🍎🦌

The Devil's Trip to the Big Apple by Otoshigo

This one It’s basically Lucifer suffering from Amnesia, deluding himself to be a detective and goes to play in the human world, making Charlie Upset and Consequently cause problems for Alastor as well, who has to go and fetch him back lol

To think that a CSI-esque plot would actually work with these two characters? Amazing. The scene where they guessed criminals was so great, and the way Al literally just showed up at Lucifer’s office, didn’t want to use the chair, and was like, I’m your new partner, poor lost little lamb, suck it up, made me Cackled. Also the way Alastor’s doesn’t even think Lucy might be interested in him and is absolutely buffled when the devil kisses him poor Dear eheh

There is also an Helluva Boss crossover, with Moxie asking an autograph from Al, amusing the sinner enough to not kill the HH squad on the sight…Absolutely recommend 😆

One of my favorite Hazbin tropes is Alastor being baffled that someone would like him in that way.

Character: I love you, Alastor ♥‿♥

Alastor: .....

Alastor:

He'd 100% beat someone over the head with a newspaper.

But oooooh! Amnesia fic AND Lucifer & Alastor being detectives! This looks tasty! And I love Moxie asking for Al's autograph T.T that's so cute! It has been added to the list!

[marathedemonoverlord]

You know the funniest thing about Obey Me I can't get out of my head is the idea that the Demons/Immortals probably are the type to catch feelings during One Night Stands with MC. Like we can have sex with them or ignore them but like they'll be like "OmD they love me." While MC just hits it and quits it.

Here I even got a rank for who'd catch feelings the most:

Diavolo (100% falls in love then gets shocked MC just says it's a "bit of fun"- How can Humans be so casual about this?! )

Lucifer ( He doesn't fuck easily so if he did he's loving pretty heavily and would be highkey offended MC is casual about it )

Mammon ( He's a simp he's gonna fall hard even if you sneeze in his coffee )

Leviathan ( Heard a headcanon he's a virgin... Don't hurt my boy like that tho 🥺 )

Satan ( He would fall. He's a romantic he would love MC even if they used him and beat himself over his feels )

Simeon ( Simeon's a strange case I feel like he'd love MC enough that he'd fuck but like if MC pulled away or just hit it up as one night stands he'd accept it because he wants MC happy and not fully committing to the love would make him feel better as an Angel )

Beelzebub ( I think he'd be okay with whatever MC wants casual or real but he'd REALLY want it to be real... )

Belphegor ( I wanted to put him higher but I like the idea Belphegor knows he has no right to want more from MC after murking them that one time )

Asmodeus ( He loves HARD but he's the Avatar of Lust. He'd never love anyone deeper but he'll survive with what you give him even if it's just banging out cheap ones )

Barbatos ( Dude is possessive but also serves Diavolo. He'd give you a one night stand then ditch YOU because Diavolo can't find his lucky footie pajamas. Sorry yalls Diavolo's your cockblocking child now )

Solomon ( He knows the score. He can follow the assignment's direction. He probably won't mind more but you know... Humans having casual sex and one night stands isn't something he's unfamiliar with )

Anyways what's your rankings?

[vampireistic]

i have inappropriate things to say.

[greatalastoraltruist]

Trying to find a good Alastor fic on AO3 be like

ew

no

yikes

mayyyyybeeee

Oh yay a single one shot that's extremely short but at least isn't completely out of character

A lot of y'all really do not understand this character like at all and it shows blatantly

[anotherobeymetmblr-semihiatus]

Diavolo is super excited with the boardgame!

(Belphie may disagree tho)

[obeydecoded]

BONUS:

HELP... 😭 MY HEART... 😫

[snakpple]

i just think god should be sillayyyyy and slightly unhinged OK

[devilishdelights]

love when fics have mammon calling u “darlin’”. like if a butch called me that i would actually fall in love right then and there forever and ever and ever

mammon calling u that???? lord the things i’m about to do…. look away please.

[ruicchiii]

thank you nightbringer for existing and thus making me return back to my obey me fixation i have many thoughts about this

[melverie]

I'm taking Satan away from the devs. I'll be writing him from now on.

[acesammy]

I get too insane when I think about the arcs they robbed from Sam in the late seasons

[namazunomegami]

Lord of the Flies, Gluttonous Queen, Prince of Filth, Prince of Decay, Goddess of Ekron, Lord of Slander, Queen of Pestilence and Famine, The Rotting One

I Solomon said unto him: “Beelzeboul what is thy employment?” And (s)he answered me: “I destroy kings. I ally myself with foreign tyrants. And my own demons I set on to men, in order that the latter may believe in them and be lost. And the chosen servants of God, priests, and faithful men, I excite unto desires for wicked sins, and evil heresies, and lawless deeds; and they obey me, and I bear them on to destruction. And I inspire men with envy, and desire for murder, and for wars, and sodomy, and other evil things. And I will destroy the world.” - The Testament of Solomon

[glitzybunny]

Tempted to do redesigns for fun, but for what im not explaining NSNANXN