#maaaaate

[hnnnnnnnm]

I think daylight savings kicked in while I was sleeping

[mellow-hole]

masc for masc is so funny bc u can fuck the shit out of each other but still call each other “mate”

[abattoirstars]

in which i am yet again the bringer of Proper (Homoerotic/Homosocial) Cricket Journalism

brings me so much joy that the actual associate editor at cricinfo is the sort of guy who Loves That They’re Mates

[aboutmetamorphosis]

faz muito tempo que eu não apareço aqui pra dizer que te amo, mate 💛

te amo mais 🥺💛

[memoriastellarum]

Wanting to post my silly little fic vs needing to actually finish writing first...

[pellucid-constellations]

Firstly, I would die for Azriel POV in everything and anything. Also, it makes laugh because I’ve just been imagining Azriels POV this whole time as “Mate? mate mate MATE mate MAte MATE mate Mate maaaaate” with like elevator music lol

Same I live for his pov. And ELEVATOR MUSIC I’m crying 😭 he literally has one thought truly. Maybe I should just make that the next part and call it a day 😌

[gnomeniche]

[hitting them with the humanization beam]

i know i’ve humanized them before but i wanted to actually make some cleaner and colored pics of them! also human/normal world au stuff beneath the cut if you want it (even tho these humanizations are not au-exclusive. i use them wherever i want).

yellow owns the house. roy, his rich, neglectful producer dad, let him have it to get him out of his hair.

he lets the other two live with him for free because he’s lonely. which would be a red flag from anyone who wasn’t as genuinely nice as yellow. he’s SO jazzed to have new friends but the other two are staying there because they are broke as hell. eventually they all end up friends anyway.

yellow is the youngest one and still in college (roy is paying for it), and the other two are around the same age and have been graduated for a few years now. red was a film major, duck was a business major (with extremely okay grades), and yellow is studying programming and struggling. not bc he’s bad at it! he just has unmedicated adhd, but that means he’s been there for a few years longer than he thinks he should have been. it frustrates him.

even though red and duck are graduated they are ALSO struggling. red wants to work on children’s television but he is Bad at networking because he can’t seem to do social scenarios correctly. duck is trying to get some kind of job but he’s bad at adapting to new situations so he can’t hold one down. don’t worry guys you’ll get there eventually. but right now red makes weird experimental youtube shorts and duck is trying to do something online as a side hustle. maybe he has a blog or something where he posts his very dramatic and very bad opinions. for 8000 a month he will stop. he almost gets into crypto except yellow and red slowly and patiently explain why it’s bad.

“what about the teachers?” lesley is a work friend of roy’s and used to own the house until he bought it off her. she shows up from time to time just to see how things are going and she always brings one of her weirdo friends with her and it always ends in disaster. but she herself gets along with the trio okay. maybe she just brings her weirdo friends over because she thinks it’s funny. she MIGHT be yellow’s biomom but she’ll never tell.

segueing into family situations from that. yellow never knew his mom and only had roy but has been very neglected by him; roy pays for whatever he needs, but he otherwise doesn’t care very much about his son or give any kind of love. red has a family but they don’t really like him and he knows the family business would crush his soul so he’s out on his own. duck didn’t know his parents and was a foster kid who just kind of aged out of the system.

duck ended up at the same high school as red one year and they used to smoke weed together after class. try and keep up maaaaate. red does not remember this but duck thinks this makes red his best friend. it is pure coincidence that they ended up as housemates. once red remembers this he is mortified that his embarrassing teen self might have been duck’s gay awakening.

they are all neurodivergent. yellow knows he’s autistic but doesn’t know he has adhd. red knows he’s probably neurodivergent but doesn’t want to get diagnosed bc he thinks what is the point at this point. duck thinks he’s neurotypical.

yellow is bi with transmasc swag (he/him). red is nonbinary (he/they) and likes men. duck is a cis man (he/him) but he’s also extremely gay.

edit 10/16: more au thoughts

edit 10/17: weird things yellow has done in his life

[leggerefiore]

I was reading over the late bloomer Frosmoth Emmet posts again, and all I can think of is poor Emmet in horny jail barricaded inside his room and desperately clawing at the door trying to escape by any means necessary. All while whining and crying about how mean Ingo is for taking you away from him, and how desperately he needs and misses you. Ingo heavily advises you to stay away from the door as he’s not entirely convinced Emmet won’t literally tear through the steel door if he senses your presence on the other side of it.

The minute you even stand on the other side of the door, not even talking to him, he's banging against it with his full strength and coating it in ice. He's probably full-on sobbing about how he needs you and nothing is helping him. In his fit of emotions, Emmet cries that he'll even let you be on top if you just let him out. (That's a lie, but he's desperate enough to try anything at this point.)

He genuinely starts denting the door, and, thankfully, Ingo notices and whisks you away. This makes Emmet sob even harder and hit the door more. Horny jail will kill him, he believes completely.

“Terrible brother! Evil brother! Cruel brother!!!” Emmet cries while sensing Ingo's presence on the other side, “You are no longer my twin!!!”

“… I brought you ice cream,” Ingo negotiates, “You need to eat.”

“I want my maaaaate,” is the only response he gets, followed by loud hiccups.

Ultimately, it's on you whether you give him a hand or not. (You will be stuck with him for days with non-stop fucking.)

God, I still love desperate Emmet.

[firstclassattorney]

Hi Kristoph!!!!! Was there ever a point in time when you disapproved of Klavier choosing prosecution or, if your earlier lives, when you disapproved of him spending his time playing the guitar? (I….. maaaaat have asked something like this in the past. If so, mb. I don’t remember though.)

"I've always supported Klavier in his decisions, whether I approved of them or not. His passion would be a shame to extinguish."

[oleredacted]

Yes, maaaaate

[contrastparadoxx]

*tucking hair behind ear* well how about your maaaaate, is heeeer lap free?

“……”

>His grip on his cane tightens

“If my beloved wishes to let others sit on her lap she is more than welcome to”

>He is only somewhat growling his words out

[pennywiththebruisedknees]

“I think it’s sweat from inside my helmet” maaaaate shush

[masschase]

Back in faaaaaakin laaaaaannnnddaaaaan maaaaate

[tiffanylamps]

For the characters....well, Han Joo Won is kind of low-hanging fruit but! yeah. (especially with the haircut, which also kinda exposes me but look I am just a circle with sunglasses) Also, merry from lotr because he is a sweet friend-shaped hobbit. Also, the cat lady from treasure planet because MILF!

the game Oh, I wonder who this could be???? 🤔🤔🤔 I have no clue!!! It must be a complete stranger lol🥸 Hey Iva, hope you're doing well!

Han Joo Won stole my personality and fashion sense. I know he's technically older than me, but I've been in existence for longer,,, soooooo.... But yeah, I totally see this one. He and I are both anxious people with poor social skills and a flair for the queer dramatics, and a tendency to be obsessive when we like something. He is, however, waaay more confident than me and far braver (and way more of an arsehole lol). Whereas I'm much better at reading people and recognising subtext. Also, after rewatching some BE episodes recently, I have got it into my head that Joo Won (in another life) would have been a fab Investigative Photojournalist (we've all seen his stalker photos and he's very good at putting himself into SituationsTM)... and I'm probably reeeeeally projecting with this one, as that was a profession I considered when I was at uni. But yeah... thoughts??

Maaaaate! I love me some Merry! Loyal, reliant, brave, tenacious! He's one of my favourite lotr characters. He knows when to stand up for himself, is a loving friend, and is rather intelligent, which I really love. This one is a really nice compliment, thank you!! (I used to call my mum a hobbit because she's short. i am definitely not hobbit-sized, but OHHH, wouldn't being a hobbit be a wonderful thing??)

OH MUMMA! Not to be a furry or anything, but damnnnn girlll. I loved this movie growing up and I really enjoyed her character! Capable, no bullshit, a fucking great leader with a soft side?? Yes, please! Plus, that's a killer outfit and I would look great in it lol. (I also have a similar beauty mark to her!) (By the way, Peanut doesn't like my MILF top 😂)

These are some great characters! I love that you associate them with me. What a lovely compliment! Also, my hair has finally grown past Joo Won's length, so he and I are no longer hair twins. Thank you for sending me this 🥰

[meademalove]

What is threads?

Maaaaate 😅

[v0id-c0rroded]

Look how fucking white I was. Maaaaate.