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Can I talk about Handsome Jack’s homeplanet and the Implications?? I wanna talk about Handsome Jack’s homeplanet and the Implications.
Jack and Angel function as the continuation/retelling of the myth of the House of Atreus. They literally come from Tantalus. The parallels.. eugh the parallels…
They turn Oresteia into a two-person tragedy.
Consider Jack as a complicated fusion between the daughter-sacrificing Agamemnon and possessive Clytemnestra. He is Agamemnon in the way he trades Angel’s life for his own victory. He is Clytemnestra in the way Angel’s death is out of his control and ultimately, Angel's own decision.
Similarly, Angel goes from being the mother-killing Orestes (only that she has no gods that will pardon her matricide), the meek Chrysothemis, the bitter Electra, trapped in her own house, resenting Jack for what he is and even more for what she is. His daughter. She is the shape he made her. Filth teaches filth. Finally she becomes Iphigenia at the end of her story, when in the last act of bravery/desperation she arranges her own death.
Their story is disrupted, fundamentally wrong. It happens backward. But the outcome is still the same. Her sacrifice doesn't bring Jack down, it elevates him. He still opens the vault. The story goes on. Her death is pointless. Worse, it’s just. She still killed her mother. She is still Jack’s daughter. The myth is coming to its end and she can’t survive outside of it.
Anyway. This was always going to happen. They (Angel and Jack) have been dead since the beggining. Hope this helps.
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JACEN LYLE HART
The Avoidant Mess
"I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I truly was." - Sade Andria Zabala
GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: Jacen Lyle Hart
Nicknames: Jace, Douchebag, New Kid, Flash Flood (Supervillain Name)
Faceclaim: Devon Bostick
Age: 24
Gender: Nonbinary Transmasc
Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous
Height: 6′3″
Weight: 113lbs
Birthday: July 31st
Sign: Leo
Occupation: Unemployed; Supervillain; Guinea Pig for Tweek’s drug ring (Original Verse Only)
QUICK FACTS
Jace was tired of being used by Eric and refuses to ever be put in that position again. He helps who he wants to help, and will behave erratically and strangely otherwise to make people avoid him.
While it started as “If I’m weird and gross people will leave me alone”, but it turned into a compulsion to put things in his mouth that are not edible and often toxic or dangerous.
Instead of gum he sometimes chews on gum wrappers.
He has eaten Tide Pods exactly three times, the first time being something he did while high as a joke, the second time he was high and the Tide Pod had a Good Texture, the third time he was sober and just craved the texture.
While he hasn’t drank bleach, he has thought about it.
He will eat almost anything and do almost anything for money for his drugs. He has actively scraped gum off the sidewalk with his face and chewed it for five bucks once.
Despite doing drugs, drinking, and having risky sex to get people to avoid him, Jace still gets used by people. But he feels like he does it on his own terms so he doesn’t mind it.
Michael is someone that he looks up to, loves, and cares for. If Michael tells him not to do something, he’s most likely to listen.
His Michael has enacted a sort of Dental Preservation Ritual for Jace with Kaiwha, in which he inflicts dental trauma on others in order to take the injury/pain from Jace. He has a propensity for chewing on and eating things that will damage his teeth, but it’s almost impossible for him to stop.
When Jace’s parents split when he was ten, his mother had his last name changed from Rogers to her maiden name, Hart. She changed her name, as well, and they moved into a two-bedroom apartment together. His father forfeited his custody for paying child support.
Jace had a crush on Jonah for a while, and continually fell for his cruel tricks. It took the one accident between them for Jace to finally fear him. Jonah lit an abandoned building on fire, only to find out that it was not abandoned, but had Jace and a cat he was nurturing inside. While Jonah saved Jace, he didn’t notice the cat, and Jace never forgave him. The salt in the wound was that Jonah proceeded to lie about whose fault the fire was, and blamed Jace for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
He was born in Idaho, then moved to Kentucky, Montana, a super tiny town in Arizona, Nevada, and then stayed in South Park for the remainder of his life.
He did not speak at all for the first twelve years of his life. Now, he rambles a lot.
His first Dragonshout was perfect, though they varied in efficacy throughout his run as the Dragonborn.
While he is embarrassed about it, now, Jace’s first crushes were Kenny, Chris Donnely, Scott Malkinson, Butters Stotch, Kevin Stoley, and Kevin McCormick. He would still be more than happy if they would give him the time of day.
He has a terrible oral fixation.
For a lot of common things, he will use the wrong words. He thinks it’s funny and not malicious, though Pete would disagree. His favorite is calling energy drinks “inner gay” drinks.
He will do literally anything for money. He has gotten tazed twice in a row for $20 before.
Sometimes, he writes down his trips, and they are never worded very well.
Even if it makes no sense or has great leaps in logic, Jace almost always speaks his mind nowadays.
He is terrified of Robbie, but thinks Travis is the bee’s knees.
Currently, despite not really needing to, he is squatting in a house on the edge of town. Squatter’s rights say he has to live there for ten years before he can do anything about it, but he’s really only taking it day by day.
He adopted a mama cat and her two kittens into the house he’s staying in. The mother is Diana, and the babies are Susie-Q (long-haired female), and Boris (short-haired male).
Jace is very compulsive and impulsive, both. His impulse control is determined entirely by whoever is with him.
When he was younger, he wanted a pet rhinoceros. He never stopped wanting one, but he has adopted one on a sanctuary in Africa. He always gets super excited for them at the zoo, if he gets to go.
Sometimes when he’s high, he’ll hang out in Michael’s attic with his familiar, Ebon. He can’t really speak the snake’s language, but he does talk to him a lot.
To this day he remains friends with his versions of Butters and Clyde. He has offered friendships to the ones here.
While high, he once ate an entire roll of clear scotch tape, under the impression that it was a really bland Fruit By The Foot. Eric is the reason he believed that.
Jace has died twice. Once, he was brought back via necromancy, and the other time he had to use his Netherborn abilities. The first time was a drug overdose, and the second was trying to help Butters not get caught with a body. It lead to a painful, excruciating, violent death.
Jace has been accidentally electrocuted at a crosswalk. It was not Tweek’s doing.
Not only does he not have any self-preservation instincts, but he is also just very, very unlucky.
Jace has swallowed a lot of things that are inedible, but his favorites are bouncy balls, aquarium gravel, laundry detergent/fabric softener, entire wood pencils, and rubber dog toys.
Jace falls in lust very easily, but falls in love very, very slowly. He is 100% more likely to love someone if they have slept with him.
While he isn’t exactly a pacifist, Jace is most definitely a coward.
Headcanons Masterlist
TAGS LIST
Overcome And Completely Silent Now With Heaven's Help You Cast Your Demons Out (Jace Hart)
Won't Someone Come Save Us From This Story Line Of Mass Destruction? (Jace Musings)
Mom Tod Me That She's Worried And I Couldn't Give A Shit (Jace Aesthetic)
I Like Your Spotty Sweater (Jace Closet)
He's Too Stoned Nintendo (Jace Headcanons)
These Drugs Are Fucking With My Head (Jace Journal Entries)
VERSES
TBD
MAINS AND SHIPS
MAINS
@nxwkid - Alex/Douchebag/New Kid - Well I'm Just Like You I've Got No Name At All The Whole World Against You You Give Everything (Jace and Alex - Nxwkid)
@southxparkxafterxdark - Travis - Let It Rain Let It Pour (Jace and Travis - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)
@southxparkxafterxdark - Travis and Robbie - One Hundred Bad Days Made A Hundred Good Stories (Jace and Travis and Robbie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)
@southxparkxafterxdark - Michael - Sometimes I Think Of Doing Terrible Things I Know I Shouldn't Think It But I Do Anyway (Jace and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)
@southxparkxafterxdark - Ryan - If You Spook Me You'll End Up Dead Spook Me Again You'll End Up Undead (Jace and Ryan - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)
@south-park-saints-and-sinners - Scott - I Died In Your Arms Tonight I Slipped Through Into The Afterlife It Was Nice (Jace and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)
@south-park-saints-and-sinners - Chris - We Haven't Won And If We Win And If The Morning Light Sets In We've Cheated Fate Again (Jace and Chris - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)
@suckmahballskahl - Eric - Your Monster Is Alive Now And He's Taken To The Streets (Jace and Eric - Whaatevaidowhatiwant)
@bigbadwolfletthegamesbegin - Scott - Super Automatic Pilot Motor Running Down Circles In The Parking Lot (Jace and Scott - Squealformepiggy)
@butyoudidntbreakme - Mole - Here's Where The Second Best Overtakes The Rest (Jace and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)
@on-orions-belt - Rosenburg - We Could Spend The Night Watch The Earth Come Up (Jace and Rosenburg - On-Orions-Belt)
Here - Strike Me Down Should Have Held It All Along (Jace and Jonah)
SHIPS
TBD
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After the hospital bombing, I finally heard back from my grandmother and confirmed that several of my relatives were murdered by Israeli bombing. Seven of them, to be precise. Three are still going, including her. We've been talking constantly ever since.
Asked if it was possible to head south, and was told they did but were also bombed there. So they decided to go back home, in Zeitoun. Their home was bombed and they were pulled out of the rumble, then driven by ambulances to the al-Ahli Arab Hospital. There were people in every corner. Gazans sheltering, sleeping on the floor. Gazans dying on the floor, waiting for beds.
Four were declared dead on arrival, three were in need of surgery and other three were just bandaged. Then, a bomb was dropped in the parking lot that made parts of the ceiling collapse, like Dr. Ghassan Abu Sittah reported in that horrific conference/interview. Those in need of surgery died.
By the way, just in case you didn't know: the Church of Saint Porphyrius, the third oldest in history, bombed by Israel a few days back, was located near the hospital.
When looking for new shelter, they saw schools with signs hanging outside, "We can't take any more families." They met families, sympathetic but already sheltering too many people. They're now staying in an apartment building they found empty. Sleeping in the corner of the living room. If the family comes back, they'll apologize and leave.
Told me she was saving her phone battery for when the bombing stopped, and she had to ask for help to rebuilt the neighborhood. But she doesn't think it's gonna stop anymore. The ones still with her are mute most of the time, like they're saving energy, but she feels lonely and wanted to talk. There's no internet and to connect to WhatsApp, people are buying "a card from the supermarket, there's a password and username." Not sure what she meant. Still, the internet is inconsistent and won't load neither videos or images nor pages, so she doesn't know what's happening on the outside world.
Told her there were a lot of people protesting to stop the genocide, she replied, "The bombings are getting worse by the day." The bombing yesterday was the worst she ever witnessed. The entire neighborhood is infested with the smell of death, of decomposing bodies. Bodies are piling up in the streets and she's not sure if it's because they ran out of places to store them, but most of them are in bags. The smoke of the bombings hide the blue sky—she hasn't seen the clouds for a while.
Asked if I could share their pictures, names and dreams with people and was told, of which I partly agree, "they're not entertainment." If anyone genuinely cared, they would be alive—I'd argue there are people who do care, but I'm not gonna lecture her pain. And they don't deserve to be used to fulfill someone's sick fantasy. Told me to remember what some Israelis do with pictures of dead Palestinians. And I do.
For those of you who are not familiar, many times before settlers got together to celebrate the murder of Palestinians. For one, in 2015, Israeli settlers set a house in Duma, West Bank on fire. An 18-month old baby, Ali Dawbsheh, was burnt alive. Both parents later died of wounds and only a 5-year-old, Ahmad, survived, although severely injured.
Two celebrations of their murder are widely known, one at a wedding and others outside the court in which two were indicted for the terrorist attack. In the wedding, guests stabbed a photo of the toddler, Ali, while others waved guns, knives and Molotov cocktails. Israel's Minister of National Security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, was present.
That's what happens in an apartheid. Palestinians are so abused by authorities that their "innocent civilians" come to accept the brutality as necessary or are desensitized by our suffering. After all, it's been 75 years—get used to it!
So I won't risk the image of my loved ones, in fear they are used in these kinds of depravity. I will say, though, the world lost a young footballer. Lost a female writer and an aspiring ballerina. Lost a kind father, who was also a great cook, and a loving mother that enjoyed sewing and other types of handicraft art. Lost a math teacher and a child that wanted to become one.
People think Israel is testing new weapons on them. There's civilians arriving at the hospital with severe burns, which they thought was from white phosphorus, but apparently the pattern is different from the one caused by white phosphorus. It's widely believed Israel tests weapons in Palestinians.
Jeff Halper, author of War Against the People, a book on Israel's arms and surveillance technology industries, said: "Israel has kept the occupation because it's a laboratory for weapons."
They've ran out of drinkable water and the "aid" Biden sent was only for the South of Gaza and no fuel, for hospitals, was allowed in. Many shelves in the supermarket are empty. She said many are convinced that if they don't die from the bombing, they'll die from starvation or dehydration, or whatever disease will develop from the dirty water they're drinking.
Told me all people do now is pray, cry and die. Told me she hopes West Bank is spared. Told her Israel bombed a mosque in West Bank and dozens of Palestinians in West Bank are being murdered by settlers, so she bided me goodbye.
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um i NEED a baby fever felix fic please?? like the whole breeding thing has MY soul
Oh, anon, you get it. You totally get the idea.
𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖝 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖓 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 𝖋𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗
Warnings: nsfw, breeding
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Firstly, I just know Felix wants kids. He’s always imagined one, two at most. He was brought up on the idea that he needed to keep the family name alive, to have a son, an heir. I can imagine Elspeth keeping up this mantra throughout Felix’s life. Telling him it’s what he’s made for, it’s his duty as their son.
He would want to be the first. He would want to have a baby before Venetia (although i doubt she’d ever settle down).
But he would want to do it first. He would make the family proud.
He kept this idea up his whole life, he needed to settle down, marry and have a baby as soon as he could.
He looked all over for the right person, he knew it was you. As soon as he held your hand on the first date, he knew you were the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.
Felix would bring it up with you frequently, little jokes here and there. Late night chats “what would you name our baby?” Type thing. But deep down you could tell it was what he truly desired.
He would confront you just before your last weeks at Oxford, you were about to enter the world.
We would lay down on the foot of your bed, looking up at you lovingly as you read over your notes. A feeling of ease in the air.
“Darling?” He looks up at you, that mischievous look in his eyes you’ve come to associate with lust. “Felix, baby, not right now”. He strokes your leg lovingly, admiring the tan you’d gained from the early summer sun. “No, sweetheart, not that” he laughs.
He looks up at you, grinning, “you know.. you now how we want to be married” he rolls over, gazing at the ceiling as he takes a drag of his long dead cigarette. He waits a beat, seeing if you’d reply. “I’ve been thinking. About our future.”
And that’s where it all began.
It took a long time to convince you, I mean, you were young. You were both very young. Yet you couldn’t see a future without Felix, he was your whole world. You couldn’t imagine marrying anyone else.
From then on, every time he’d fuck you, he’d have intent. He needed to have you, fully have you. He can’t wait to see you stuffed with his cock, it’s all he thinks of throughout the day.
He would hold off having sex sometimes, just to build up the tension. Because he knows that when he wants to cum, he only wants to do it inside of you. Deep within your pussy.
He fucks you hard. Like it’s his last wish on earth to knock up his princess. As he thrusts into you wildly, he imagined how godly you would look with a round, swollen belly. How absolutely delicious you would be, helpless, unable to cope properly without him.
With a hard grip on your hips, Felix fucks himself harshly into you, desperate to breed you fully. To fuck you stupid.
You can feel him falter slightly, his thrusts become erratic. He’s close. You wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him in closer to you.
The thought drives him insane, over the line as he cums with hot ropes into your pussy. He fold over, caging you with his arms. His chest heaving. His body glistening, sweat beading down his chest.
“Fuck. Oh god- babe. You’re mine. Always mine, you always will be”
He throws forwards a few experimental thrusts and lets out a deep moan. “So fucking good for me”
You look so gorgeous, laying beneath him, completely still. Your pretty body twitching with pleasure.
And he refuses to pull out for so long. Making sure he knocks you up. Plugging up your sweet hole with his seed.
And then he realises, he will have to marry you soon too.
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF? — LN4
pairing: lando norris x girlfriend!reader
summary: fans love when you make appearances in landos streams. it’s usually because he doesn’t know where something is, and the internet goes crazy over their favorite certified himbo. on one stream, you get a taste of your own medicine when lando tasks you with turning the live feed off, and fans get a little more of an insight into your relationship
genre: established relationship, humour
ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just tweeted
ੈ✩‧₊˚ user2 just made a thread
ੈ✩‧₊˚ landonorris just posted a photo
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landonorris dinner date then stream, be there or be square, 6pm
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maxfewtrell did she have to show you how to use a knife and fork too?
yourusername i definitely had to show him how to fill my wine glass up when it was empty
user PUT Y/N ON THE STREAM WE WANT MORE Y/N
user if he comes on in a dress shirt i’m Dead
user oh they’ve all definitely seen the thread😭😭
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yourusername this time it was my own stupidity that let the secret out. and i didn’t have to show him how to propose! he did it all on his own accord!
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user YOU’RE SUCH AN ICON
user only lando and y/n could accidentally expose their own engagement
user THE CAPTION😭😭 she really has kept him alive all these years huh
user ‘i wouldn’t want to think of a life without you anyway’ now if that’s not meant to be than what is
landonorris i love you
landonorris really quick whilst we’re at it,,, where tf do we keep the spare phone chargers?
yourusername oh.. oh baby. i’ll be home in 5
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