#madness is contagious

[jakowskis]

had the thought that hermann dresses like carl from up and then realized newt is ellie core and then i started thinking about how newt would absolutely try to attach balloons to their house to get it to float and then i just decided newt's constantly doing weird little experiments like it's just myth busters in their backyard hes exploding shit back there hes making Doohickeys and Mechanisms u kno the beginning of flubber 1997 where his kitchen is full of inventions that make him breakfast. thats the newmann kitchen. (and sometimes hermann helps code the ai on some of the inventions. couples bonding activities)

hermann walks downstairs and newt's at the dining table cackling evilly over some smoking beakers with big ridiculous goggles on and his hair sticking up at all ends and hermanns like "good afternoon dear" and walks into the living room to sit down and read and a few moments later theres a big POOF and smoke starts billowing out of the kitchen and he calls "everything alright, newton?" and newt's like "A-OK BABE GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!! I JUST INVENTED THE HYPOSPRAY FROM STAR TREK"

[firelise]

I hope iLoveMakkonen is high as shit with a fine ass man beside him looking at this drake shit just giggling. I hope he put out a song thats just called 'I told y'all' featuring lil nas x and santana

[visceravalentines]

whoops it's bo sinclair is unhinged and insane hours

[afro-elf]

i've heard more about the famous people going to saylor twift's greatest hits tour than i've heard about the actual show like what even happens at her concerts? what could Possibly be going on?

[lewmagoo]

are my eyes just randomly itching or am i coming down with a case of pink eye - sincerely, a teacher who has had two cases of pink eye in her classroom in the past week because a parent decided sending their child to school was more important than keeping them home and preventing the spread of a communicable disease :)

[illiana-mystery]

I might have fancasted Alfred as a gender bent Poison Ivy, but he did actually play a Batman Rogue twice on the DC cartoon, Harley Quinn.

[cantuscorvi]

me: watching everyone catch bg3 fever is pretty funny. haha

( also has bg3 fever )

[koishikomeijiofficial]

h*zbin h*tel is one of those things where i pick up a select few people who are my friends who are sane and normal and put them in my little basket and i hiss violently at every single other person who is a fan

[murderbirds]

You know, one of my least favorite things about season 2 (besides the reason why Galavan did what he did, Iwill get to this some other time, but Theo was an excellent antagonist ruined by his goal) was the fact that Galavan didn't kill Aubrey. Like, he becomes such a nothing character in later season and could have been easily replaced by basically anyone. Killing Aubrey would have shown just how dangerous Galavan was even before he killed Jerome and Gertrude. Hell, I would say that Aubrey's death could have replaced Jerome's, and they would have ultimately served the same purpose. He is just one of those characters that, by the end of the show, you can't help wondering why he lasted so long.

[rolandkaros]

i have been ill for the past two weeks, horrible congestion, headaches, fever, sore throat, hot flashes, fatigue...tested negative for covid multiple times and therefore had to go to keep working.............and now i'm finding out it was another sinus infection. haha

[bettermcn]

anyway people at the barricade in nashville were so dead and were giving the boys NOTHING

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

I know NFenton is a more stoic leader who governs purely on logic than emotion, and can come off cold and uncaring as a result (but really does want what's best for the kingdom), but that was just mean of him not to have any pity or compassion for Gyro's plight to save his son even tho he insulted him (plus, it was also for the good of the kingdom that Gyro and Fenton required the king's blood for the cure). And you'd think when Mads got sick later, that would better help the king sympathize with what Gyro's going through (I was going to say 'especially when he thought Mads died', but then I remembered that when a loved one dies it's obviously kinda hard to think about anything else at the moment... but idk, maybe it occurred to him sometime later, following his happy ending with Mads?)

True, though, at that point the plague had spread all over Duckburg and NFenton had heard about people's sick loved ones all day for probably the last month at least. He can't care about every individual case when everything's out of control like that or the weight of that is gonna crush him (judging by the way Mads reacted though- immediately trying to help them out and going on a whole quest with them- I'd say he did get caught up in each case and was exhausted and miserable because he couldn't really help). Of course that doesn't mean he isn't trying to help or that he doesn't care- but he did mention in the snippet that he had heard a lot of ideas from people for what they could use as a cure, and I'm sure half of them are genuine and wouldn't work and the other half were people just looking for money (and also wouldn't work). At that point he was fed up and discouraged and just automatically turning most of the ideas down, leaving the search for a cure to Blue and the other witches/wizards working at the castle. The only reason he fully heard Gyro out was because Blue stepped in and said it might work, and because Gyro said he didn't want any money (which mostly rules out the possibility of Gyro scamming him because he doesn't get anything out of this). So NFenton's 'stoic logical coming off as uncaring' thing really does play into why he's so desensitized to the details of each individual case. He's doing it to save his mental health.

[sourkitsch]

I’m such a girl who has caught pneumonia

[princesspandoranil]

So do we all lowkey want to eat each other then

[hhawkeye]

banging my head against a wall why did i have to get sick this week why did it stop me going to the ls dunes show

[woahajimes]

when guys have good style>>