#magnus's delectable muffin of love

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

to me mr magnus right there has the biggest double standard like that moment when he greets alec, clary and simon in coa and its really clear who has his attention. also why does "doubtless repellent brat" turns "delectable muffin of love" hmm Mr high warlock of Brooklyn?

these little shits are biggest fucking hypocrites. They do not practise what they preach homies call them out on their bullshit oooofff

Anyone @ Malec: remember when u said we shouldn’t do this and then you went around and did exactly that?

[kasirose]

Happy birthday to one Alexander Gideon Lightwood-Bane!

[vashs-posts]

And now we call the consul, former head of the shadowhunter -downworlder alliance, hero of the dark war, son of former consul Robert lightwood, parabatai of Jace lightwood herondale, husband of the high warlock of Brooklyn Magnus Bane.

please put your hands together for our delectable muffin of love- Alexander Gideon Lightwood!!!

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"Dear delectable muffin of love"

"To the Greatest Man Who Has Ever Or Will Ever Live"

This is how Magnus opens his letters to Alec... I am DYING to know how Alec would address a letter to him 💀

[chibi-tsukiko]

Malec ♥️ SOBH REACTION

OK OK OK OK FIRST OF ALL

Dear delectable muffin of love,

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Line one and I’m dead!

HE PERFUMES HIS LETTERS??? I bet it’s sandalwood! 😭

Him being impressed by Jem!

Also Magnus you aren’t just a sucker for Jem and Tessa you are a sucker for anyone with problems 😂😂 but its ok I love you for it!

HIM CALLING ALEC BEAUTIFUL AND PURE 😭🤧

THE LAST PARAGRAPH

I CANNOT WITH THESE TWO MY GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!

[carelessflower]

what i like about magnus pet name to alec is they all the cheesiest in existence like. sweet pea? should be sleeping beauty? delectable muffin of love? corniest so corny he can provide enough popcorn for an entire movie theater in one day. and the point is corny works! alec loves being shower in praises and cheesy endearments because no one has not said those to him or even bothered noticing him to begin with and magnus is breathing in alec is the loml and i will praise him in every way. malec corny4corny agenda never wrong

[ninacarstairss]

Dear delectable muffin of love

god this is so magnus, i missed him so much

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Ok now, just because I can - a list of my more favourite quotes this sobh 😋

Dear delectable muffin of love,

More to the point, I hope the kids are enjoying their visit with Grandma, and I hope you are referring to Maryse as “Grandma” as often as possible because I enjoy the face she makes when we do.

But do not tire your beautiful hands with a written reply. I will be heading to this “Upstate” myself to join you later this afternoon, as I am relieved to report that the business with the Blackthorn kids’ cursed house is more or less resolved. Although it was touch and go, let me tell you.

“Emma and Julian are trying not to bother you about their house, and that is very nice of them, but unlike them, I feel absolutely no compunction about bothering you, and so this is me, now, in this note, bothering you. We are in need of a warlock and you are the best one I know for this. We would all really appreciate your help.”

How in bed with demons was Benedict? He literally died of demon pox — which if you do not know, because you are beautifully pure, my Alec — is a sexually transmitted demon disease.

It writhed and thrashed and struck out, like Max being lowered into a bath.

“Purple is always an appropriate color for a warlock,” I said. “It is the decorative color of magic.”

Emma, of course, said, “Your magic is blue,” because she is an inveterate smartass.

On the other hand, he met Tatiana Lightwood and thought that lady seems like marriage material, so there must have been something weird going on with him.

Then his eyes closed (Rupert’s, I mean) and he got this expression on his face of relief and gratitude and peace, and he just…faded out, right there. Just slowly vanished and was gone. No more Rupert. On to hopefully not being reunited with his wife, since she was also his jailer for over a hundred years.

We all filed out of the room quietly. “It’s different,” Julian said. He was looking around at the hallway. “I can feel it already.”

I’ve always known it as a forbidding place, and then as a hideous ruin, but for the first time I thought, this was a place the Blackthorns could fill with joy.

See you very soon, my love. I shall kiss you until a toddler forces us apart to pay attention to him. So plan for a kiss of about 30-60 seconds, based on previous experience. But I wish, as always, that it could be endless.

Love, Magnus

[1jemmagirl22]

Oh Magnus my sweet precious creature. 

“Dear delectable muffin of love,”

“How in bed with demons was Benedict? He literally died of demon pox — which if you do not know, because you are beautifully pure, my Alec “

“See you very soon, my love. I shall kiss you until a toddler forces us apart to pay attention to him. So plan for a kiss of about 30-60 seconds, based on previous experience. But I wish, as always, that it could be endless.”

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

Magnus Bane invented being in love. This mf went from dorky stupid shit like ‘delectable muffin’ to ‘beautifully pure’ to ‘my love’ in three fucking seconds how the fuck is Alec Lightwood supposed to function and how am I supposed to function send tipssss

[harrywasthemvpof1d]

reasons why that malec letter from sobh was perfect

dear delectable muffin of love (reading which im sure alec blushed and smiled fondly)

R and M.

magnus being a sucker for jem and tessa bcs of course he is

"my Alec"

the curse being compared to max bathing

the dig at tatiana (perfect)

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

Bapak gives him a soft smile and nods at him. He leans forward and places a gentle kiss on his forehead.

It feels like Bapak's.

They go home for a while after that. They decide to meet in a few hours to strategise on how to get dad back.

"I'm coming with you too." Rafael speaks loudly.

"Me too." Max adds defiantly.

Bapak looks at the two of them.

"Over my dead body." Bapak retorts back.

Rafael expected that kind of reaction.

"Bapak!! That's not fair."

"I am your father and I will decide what's fair or not. Alec is already in danger and I'm not letting you two risk your lives too."

Alec Lightwood, delectable muffin of love, greatest man to ever live, archer boy who never misses, hero of dark war, Consul of the clave goes missing and then there's some chaos.

You can read This Is Our Happy Ending Here

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[ninacarstairss]

cassie just said there are seven more sobh letters. they better include:

alec to magnus

delectable muffin of love to love of my life

the best warlock in the world to my archer boy

and a lot more with domestic malec and lightwood-bane family content

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Alec when Magnus calls him Alec instead of delectable muffin of love

@magnus CALL YOUR MAN A DEAR DELECTABLE MUFFIN OF LOVE NOW

P.S this is so fucking accurate ajsjsjsjjs poor Alec 😂