#malevolent incorrect quotes

[adeptune01]

John: This is my pet freak.

*camera cuts to Arthur, a throughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer.*

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

John: I have gone through hardship beyond compare, the sun sets shallow just above the horizon and I don't plan to see it return. The night whisks away all that was left of me. The voices whisper en masse until my ears bleed and scream for help. There is nothing left to achieve but my inevitable end.

Arthur: John. I've seen you kill a man and say oopsie, pick up the bowl of cereal off the floor it's not a big deal

[arthurtaylorlester]

john: would you still love someone if they lied to you? arthur: yeah ofc? wait... I only love y- john: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ASS BITCH YOURE A FUCKING PUSSY DID YOU KNOW THAT I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A ROCK AND BREAK ALL YOUR TEETH SO YOU CAN NEVER CHEW LOUDLY AGAIN I HATE YOU

[junipersramblings]

John: Yes. Yes. YES, Arthur, destroy them all! Make them doubt everything they have ever planned! We will drive our foes to insanity!

Arthur: John, we're playing Sevens.

John: And we're WINNING

[vi0ntherun]

John: Do you smoke?

Arthur: No, why?

John: Then why do you always carry a lighter?

Arthur: uhhh… arson?

[kenanda]

JOHN: The hallway stretches before us, Arthur, but. It looks almost as if it’s hazy. As if the air is thick.

ARTHUR: Hazy? What do you mean by “thick?”

JOHN: Like... Dummy thicc, Arthur.

[aromanthur-lester]

John: wake the fuck up

Arthur: i'm the fuck-up

John: exactly.

[yourlocalwoodlandcreature]

Arthur: So that’s my plan. John: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Arthur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. John: It fucking sucks. Arthur: That’s not constructive criticism.

[kaynes-secret-blog]

Arthur: Look. John, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.

[donnovien]

Arthur: You’re the most jealous man I’ve ever met

John: You know other men???

[nyx-nexus]

Arthur: *Watches Noel disappear* Wh-where did you send him?!

Kayne: Idk, maybe Spain. Doesn’t matter-

*Kayne having left the “a” out of Spain*

Noel: *Spinning haphazardly in an in between place between worlds as “I’m spinning like a ballerina” plays on repeat, gripping his neck to not lose anymore blood* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[adeptune01]

I must speak my truth…Arthur Lester looks like The Narrator (Edward Norton) from Fight Club. He does NOT look like a human version of that Italian car from the cars movies what are you people on

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Noel: so you have a guy in your head ??

Arthur: He is not a guy he's a bitch

[arthurtaylorlester]

Arthur : We all have our demons.

Arthur, grabbing John: This one’s mine.

[yeats-nana]

Kayne: What if when John finally got a body it was just a big black blob? Like negative space? What if looking at him felt like you were staring at the abbys, and the abbys stared back at you?

Arthur: I'd still fuck him.

Kayne:

Kayne: You are insane. Here, have a knife that can kill a god. I love you

[larwisko]

Arthur: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

John: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Arthur: Absolutely not.