#malibusmoke

[dongiovannaswife]

My irl life reaction to finding out someone's sending death threats to a kind & creative person:

Anyway hope you have a great day/night/evening or whatever time it is, and know that you're not deserving of this <3

Ty friend!!!

[melodux]

He is friend-shaped. I'm love himb.

[jellyluchi]

🍅🐯💜 for the ask game (:

Thanks for the ask mal!!

rainbow emoji selfship asks

🍅 - What makes your f/o blush?

I answered this one here !

🐯 - What’s your f/o’s favorite animal?

I think he likes both dogs and cats but is partial to cats. Honestly he might be a secret animal person who likes an array of them but just doesn't want to admit it. I've seen some hcs of him liking reptiles etc and I agree with quite a lot of them.

💜 - Free space! Tell us a random headcanon you have for your f/o.

I hc that post VA Pros really gets into collecting cigars and trying different ones!! Honestly I think he collects a lot of fancy things like whiskeys and vinyls.

[reclusiverisottonero]

🌻

On the drive home from work I was thinking about a fan stand that would be in three acts.

Act one would be an alicorn that's a design cross between Helios (Sailor Mooon) and The Unicorn (The Last Unicorn) Wings would be for decoration, it wouldn't be able to fly.

Then I don't know what the fuck Act two would be right now, but it would be pretty monstrous looking.

Then the third act would look something like the Dancer of the Boreal Valley (Dark Souls III) obviously NOT as fucking huge but still very ethereal and with long gangling limbs. Graceful in a way that you know something is Fucked Up with them.

No idea what the abilities would be, I was just thinking about aesthetics.

send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[toutallyahoe]

What typa cult 😭 r u okay man

its a religious cult about "new life" and shit and yeah, im gucci

they may know my face, name, address and practically some of my life but ill be fiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee

this is practically just another y/n moment without the hot harem shit for me. trust me, im surprised this took me this long to accidentally join a cult

[bazthefirstborn]

I posted 75 times in 2022

That's 75 more posts than 2021!

36 posts created (48%)

39 posts reblogged (52%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@saelipse

@teeth-farie

@malibusmoke

@niilue

@prettypupp

I tagged 50 of my posts in 2022

Only 33% of my posts had no tags

#bazisonline - 30 posts

#dom reader - 29 posts

#sub character - 27 posts

#dom!reader - 22 posts

#dom! reader - 20 posts

#dom male reader - 16 posts

#genshin impact - 16 posts

#sub genshin - 16 posts

#sub genshin impact - 15 posts

#genshin x reader - 14 posts

Longest Tag: 97 characters

#like i want to giver the most mouth watering toe curling mouth wide open eyes closed type of head

(oh boy that was a grell post lmao)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Heeelllooo there, I'd like to request distracting if yk, yk Albedo while he's working pls. T'would be nice for it to lead to fucking him over his desk.

Your writing is amazing btw <3

Have a good day/night!!

See the full post

280 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#4

first true love: sub!afab!asmo x dom!gn!reader (maybe a series???)

287 notes - Posted June 6, 2022

#3

Sub HC's (Genshin Impact Girls p.1)

author's note: yass women i love women ajdfajkdajksdf i love women

358 notes - Posted June 9, 2022

#2

Subby JJK Characters (smut edition)

read at your own risk minors dni please!!

See the full post

622 notes - Posted November 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Would you be up for writing some headcanons for some of the more ‘submissive and breedable’ Genshin men Like Venti and Gorou with a dom male reader?

a/n: yes. yes i would.

ps: every man is submissive and breedable if ur me but I'll do the common ones ig

SUB GENSHIN MEN x DOM MALE READER HC'S

See the full post

823 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

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[narancias-headband]

With all the NSFW Alphabet posts I'm working on...

I would just like to state that I did just totally find the prompt list on Tumblr! It is by no means an original list.

Just seeing it come up on other blogs (*ahem* @uminozerol @malibusmoke to name a few) inspired me to do my own.

[dongiovannaswife]

Good for you! You don't gotta waste your time with unwarranted hate ur an amazing person <3

Thank you! I'll never know why do people think they can be rude without a reason and not expect consequences 🙄

[slutfactory]

do u have any blog recommendations that aren’t mlm exclusive? most of the other blogs i see w content like yrs don’t want non mlm on their blogs which i totally respect but if u have any sauce i am starving😭

oh, i don't really have any recommendations other than @malibusmoke lol

they're pretty inclusive in terms of the reader's gender (falling into gender neutral reader as of late), so i think mal would be a good fit for you! i genuinely enjoy their content, so i hope you at least give them a try! <3

[jellyluchi]

GOOD JOB AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fr though, it's normal to be nervous but trust me that it's gonna be memorable and congratulations for getting this far!! Hope you're proud of yourself

Thank you so much Mal!!! 😭💜💜💜 You're right I'll just continue to do my best and be proud of myself :') your well wishes means a lot to me !!!! 🥺💘

[reclusiverisottonero]

would you rather learn a dead/ancient language or a current one

favourite dog/cat breed

you have a nuclear bomb and a potato, what do you do with them

1 -- I would learn a current one! I need to re-learn spanish it would be so useful in the workforce /boring adult

2 -- I don't really have a fave cat breed, I guess just plain ol domestic short hairs? Which really are just mutts. For dogs though, I like great pyrenees. Or bernese mountain dogs. Newfoundlands. Just big ol lazy pubbies.

3 -- Eat them, obviously.

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

to this day I will never understand why they gave santana a localised name, i mean, wtf is Santviento. even sultana would have been better

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG

HOW FUCKING LONG

I WENT BEFORE FINDING OUT THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SANTANA???? I WAS SO MAD

[daisys-gard3n]

vigilante risotto vigilante risotto vigilante risotto vigilante riso- /j

Ahshdsk im FROTHING

Risotto who was a sidekick to a corrupted hero, who had his hopes and dreams crushed when he watched someone who he thought was a respectable hero turn out to be a huge dick and a monster. And when the hero made Risotto cover up a murder committed while intoxicated and shoved the blame onto him when it was uncovered, Risotto snapped. While in jail he swore that he'd get revenge and became a vigilante, swearing to kill those corrupted heroes and make a better hero system.

Risotto who goes by 'Metallica' and leads his vigilante group 'La Squadra'. They hunt and kill those who are corrupted, help those who were tossed aside by the hero organization, and take care of troublesome villains behind the scenes.