#man . hes so pretyy like ... fuck me

[jackdoohangf]

[pasteilian]

These fucking doodles have ruined my life cuz what was just a cute sibling things had been drowned and reincarnated as an abomination about TCEST and tcesters

Oh but he’s blushing! You can blush at your siblings??? you blush when you’re embarrassed? ?? Blushing, isn’t a sign of romantic intent ??? I’m so sick man  my dms and notes haven’t been this bad since the disaster twin doodles imma start blocking and I’m done being nice with replies 

Not I am not a tcester I’ve never even drawn anything remotely incest related idk why this is a thing that follows I add blush to almost all my drawings everyone is always blushing ya know why CUZ BLUSH IS PRETYY AND I LIKE DRAWING PRETTY THINGS PLZ LORD SAVE ME

[howlingday]

RWBY Party

Ruby/Yang: WHAT?!

Blake: That's insane...

Ruby: Why is that even an option?!

Blake: Friendly reminder to the audience that this is proof that Yang, Ruby, and I are normal, and Weiss is a robot.

Yang: SERIOUSLY, DUDE?!

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Weiss: Hm... My biggest threat is probably Yang, so I'll tume this block to choose her.

Yang: Pfft! Yeah, right! Like you can time it to- OH!

Ruby: Are you serious?

Weiss: And for doubting me, I'm maxing the amount.

Yang: No shot! There's no way you're gonna-

Ruby: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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Weiss: Oh joy. A button mashing level against Ruby. How fun.

Blake: Yang is on the other team, so it cancels out. It's simple math.

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Weiss: I'm winning and Xiao Long is suffering? This is the best Mario Party ever!

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Ruby: Jumping is broken, Weiss! Don't bother running!

Yang: Dammit!

Weiss: Shit!

Ruby: WHY AM I ALWAYS CARRYING YOU GUYS?! YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF ME!

Yang: Go, Ruby! Go!

Blake: I guess there's nothing you can do if you spam jump.

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Blake: No wonder you're so bitter.

Ruby: Why am I slow?!

Blake: I had to do it to him.

Ruby: I have done nothing but understand your grievances!

Blake: (Lands on a red plate)

Ruby: Oh, look at that! KARMA!

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Weiss: This is like a Ruby game, but in the body of Yang.

Ruby: Is this how Yang feels? This sucks!

Yang: Oh, you guys are JUST NOW noticing?!

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Ruby: Blake, what are you doing?! You're supposed to stop Weiss!

Blake: Gee, Ruby. Maybe if you stopped kissing Yang's submarine, I could have come up for air.

Weiss: Snrk!

Yang: What did she say?!

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Blake: Ruby will get two.

Ruby: ...OH COME ON!

Yang: You made it to the bank, Ruby! Way to go!

Ruby: Shut up, Yang!

Yang: Man, look at the Koopa Troopa! Even HE thinks you're poggers!

Ruby: YOU GET UNFUNNIER WITH EVERY SENTENCE YOU SAY! SHUT UP!

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Yang: Hey, Weiss!

Weiss: WHAT?!

Yang: How's your day going, Weiss?

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Ruby: You could get a Bowser, Weiss! That'd be so cool!

Weiss: Yes, it would. Watch me do it, idiot.

Yang: The sands of this map hide many secrets- ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!

Weiss: YES!

Yang: ALL OF YOU HAVE A STAR EXCEPT FOR ME?!

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Ruby: Weiss, hear me out! Hear me out! Hear me out, Weiss!

Weiss: Hear what out?

Ruby: So Blake has gotten way too many blessings in this game-

Weiss: OH SHUT YOUR FREAKING FACE, YOU LEECH!

Ruby: JUST DO IT, WEISS!

Weiss: OH, SURE, MISS "I'M YOUR BIGGEST THREAT, BY THE WAY"!

Yang: You know what would be funny? If we all took from Ruby.

Weiss: THAT is a GREAT idea!

Ruby: WHAT?! Nononono! Don't trust her! She's trying to manipulate you! She's a puppet master and she'll make you her puppets!

Weiss: A puppet master?! SHE'S IN LAST FUCKING PLACE WITH NO STARS! HOW IS THAT A PUPPET MASTER?!

Weiss: Hey, Ruby? Who keeps taunting Yang and asking who's in last place? YOU!

Yang: It would be pretyy funny if we left her in the dust.

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Said the snake as she slithered into first place!

Yang: Look, I'm just out here trying to survive.

Ruby: Whatever...

Blake: ...I'm vibing.

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Ruby: Weiss! Weiss! If you take from Blake now, I'll take from her next, and she won't be able to get the star. Cool?

Weiss: You are such a bitch.

Ruby: NO, WEISS, LISTEN TO ME!

Weiss: No, no, no. You listen to me. Do you know why Blake wins every game? It's because you idiots LOVE KILLING EACH OTHER! SHE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING THREAT IN EVERY GOD DAMN GAME, AND YOU IDIOTS KEEP SABOTAGING ONE ANOTHER! SHE LITERALLY WINS EVERY GAME! HOW THICK IS YOUR SKULL?!

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Blake: You could probably curse Yang.

Weiss: Hm...

Yang: Wait! No!

Weiss: You could get the star, though...

Yang: How?! I only have 18 coins!

Weiss: You could win another mini-game!

Yang: And you go before me! Like, you're only two spaces away and- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Weiss: ...This was the right move.

Yang: HOW?! I HAD EIGHTEEN COINS!

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Yang: What's a Bowser Bomb?

Blake: It would kill me, Weiss, and you.

Yang: ...

Weiss: Oh my god...

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blake: We are so dead.

Yang: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ruby: YO, I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Blake: Roll a three or four!

Ruby: ...NO! NAT 1!

Weiss: Please seven or eight. Please seven or eight- FUCK! AND I'M STUCK WITH RUBY!

Blake: (Sighs) At least we get a duel mini-game before we die.

Yang: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

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Superstar: BLAKE

[imahoeforsokka]

TTPD LIVE REACTION

1. Fortnight

I AM SO SAD

THIS HURTS

POST MALONE YAYAYAYAY

bro fucking cheated

WTF HAPPENED IN FLORIDA

2. TTPD

oh my god he fucking cheated

is he insane

genuinely

NO-FUCKING-BODY LMAO

CHARLIE PUTH AWW

this is so awful

i’m drowning

YOU TOLD LUCY WHAT????

SHE TOLD JACK WHAT?!!!!!????

he would not marry her i hate him

who else decodes you is insane

3. my boy only breaks his favorite toy

oh?? this is hot??

ok lana del rey relax

OH MY LORD

PUT ME BACK ON MY SHELF???

SAND CASTLES

THIS IS SO PRETYY WHAT

HE SAW FOREVER SO HE SMASHED UP.

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

not ken

HE TOLD ME IM BETTER OFF BUT IM NOT. OUCH OUCH

4. down bad

ooooooo pretty

cosmic love ok

I MIGHT JUST DIE IT WOULD MAKE DO DIFFERENCE

HEAVEN STRUCK

HOW DARE YOU THINK ITS ROMANTIC

FUCK YOU IF I CANT HAVE US OH MY GOD

jesus he’s gone

5. so long, london

already brutal bc it’s a track five

rip london boy

oh this is COOL

OH MY GOD HER VOICE

oh the tragedy

YOULL FIND SOMEONE

GAVE YOU ALL THAT YOUTH FOR FREE.

ILL FIND SOMEONE.

quiet resentment

not sure if he wants to be THERE

YOU SWORE YOU LOVED ME, WHERE WERE THE CLUES?

I DIED ON THE ALTER WAITING FOR THE PROOF. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

cause i loved this place for so long, london.

that was insane holy fuck

6. but daddy, i love him

wait

is this about

no way??

is this

i feel like im wrong

ok update i was wrong

oh my god this is ouch

BEDROOM EYES LIKE A REMEDY

this is strangely fearless coded?

like mature fearless

this feels like love story got punched in the face?

BITCHING AND MOANING YES

VIPERS DRESSED IN EMPATHS CLOTHING!!!!!!

this is so pretty wow

but brings lovers,,, closer

okay wait i might have been right earlier omg

TRAVIS?

WILD BOY

i’m having is baby is HILARIOUS i love her

i think that was the transition of joe to travis and i’m obsessed

7. fresh out the slammer

ok wild west

pretty baby

another summer, taking cover

he was with her in dreams OK JOLENE

for just one glimpse of his smile

swirled you into all of my poems omg

AMERICAN DREAMS

IMAGINARY RINGS

i did my time

wow.

jack is KILLING IT HOLY HELL

8. Florida!!!

im already scared from track 1

weed or little babies is crazy

is one hell of a drug

hey florence

CHEATING HUSBAND DISAPPEARED

NO ONE ASKS QUESTIONS HERE

is that a bad thing to say in a song? OH MY GOD

ok DRUMS

they have a fun mix woah

ok we like florida cool ok

ok

cool cool cool

ok

shitstorm in texas

that’s so cool omg

9. guilty as sin?

ok hey drums

i have a love song inkling?

oh this is so pretty

mine on my upper thigh omfg

ok this is gorgeous

romantic asf

hey bible

i keep recalling things we never DID

ouch

downtown lights 😭

10. who’s afraid of little old me?

why is bro killing her geez

ok SPOOKY

what scandal

i’m so invested

we could all laugh until i cry

real

oh you SHOULD BE BITCH

ASLYUM

DRUNK ON MY OWN TEARS

oh this is CAMP

ok blank space

her VOICE god

that did not feel like 5 minutes wow

wow.

11. i can fix him

i’m so scared omfg

hello FOLK

this is so pretty wow

ok we are talking’ TEXAS

this shit is SOUTHERN

he just hadn’t met me yet

my man

wow

her VOICE

oh this is HOT

hey jack missed you

WOAH? MAYBE I CANT?

oh my god that was so

wow

12. loml

i. am. scared.

the time i was away??????? rep????

i felt i was better safe than STARRY EYED. OUCH

ONE KISS TO GETTING MARRIED

THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

A MILLION TIMES

you took me to hell too

cinephile

black and white

YOU SHIT TALKED ME UNDER THE TABLE

BRAIDS OF LIES

ILL BE NEVER LEAVE NEVER MIND

LOSS OF MY LIFE.

JESUS.

ARRON GOD DAMN YOU

13. I can do it with a broken heart

hey pool

ok mastermind

oh my god tour

this hurts

geez

BITCH SMILE

HE SAID HED LOVE ME ALL HIS LIFE

CROWD WAS CHANTING MORE

IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

IM OBSESSED WITH HIM BUT HE AVOIDS ME

SHE IS SO PRODUCTIVE

i love the voices in the background so much omg

i’m glad she’s proud of herself

CAUSE IM MISERABLE!

AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS!

ok that was awesome

i laughed out loud

14. the smallest man who ever lived

i’m scared

again

oh god

Jehovah’s witness suit lmao

ha they ghosted him

oh damn.

RUSTING MY SPARKLING SUMMER

OH DAMN

the breath christ

NOT THE PUSH PENS

showed her off barely

this hurts actually

i’m scared for the bridge

oh hello bridge

WOW

A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED

WOW

WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED

WOW

YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR

NORMAL GIRLS ARE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING

holy

actual

frick

wow

wow

wow

15. the alchemy

hey beat ok

touch down ha

ok comeback song

THESE BLOKES WARM THE BENCHES

THATS HILARIOUS

AW

hey LOVE SONG

she had her american revolution song

16. clara bow

i’m scared pt. 3927237

ok guitar

aww cute

hey taylor! pls don’t die, thanks!

DAZZLING

STEVIE NICKS

oh wow

this is stunning

demanding ‘more’

it’s hell on earth to be HEAVENLY

WOW

HEY TAYLOR SWIFT

you’ve got edge she never did

is crazy

ok that’s all bye (until 2 maybe?)

EDIT:

OKAY MAJOR UPDATE SHES INSANE

15 MORE

17. the black dog

oh my god

his location

it’s A BAR

i just don’t understand how you don’t miss me

she’s too young to know this song

do you hate me

was it hazing

six weeks of breathing clean air i miss the SMOKE

wow

wow

wow

18. imgonnagetyouback

ok skirt

you knew the price going in ohmygod

get him back olivia rodrigo??

this is so pretty

oh god the BRIDGE

ERAS FADING INTO GREY

19. The Albatross

ok hey FOLK

CROSS YOUR THOUGHTLESS HEART

oh my god this is GORGEOUS

this is so evermore???

idek

her voice wow

19. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

this opens quick wow

just say “i loved you the way that you were” christ

jesus

this is so beautiful wow

THE GLINT IN MY EYE TRACED THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SIGH

WOW

SCARLET MAROON

this is wow

will i always wonder

20. how did it end

we herby conduct this post mortem!!!

southern accent maybe a little??

this is so pretty wow

oh my god OW

DIDNT YOU HEAR THEY CALLED IT ALL OFF

THE BRIDGE OUCH

d-y-i-n-g OK JUST STAB ME TAYLOR

wow wow wow

21. so high school

CUTE???

SMOKING YOUR JOKES ALL NIGHT

this is so 90s???!???!??!

YOU KNOW HOW TO BALL, I KNOW ARISTOTLE!!;!,!,!,$;$;

TOUCH ME WHILE YOUR BROS PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO?,?,!:!,,$,’

ok this is so cranberries

AMERICAN PIE IS SO CUTE

WOW

this is like making me giddy

ok AWWW

22. i hate it here

QUICK QUICK

AHHH

i’m there most of the year cause i HATE IT HERE

the 1830s w/o the racists and bids real

electriciTEE

obsessed

23. thanK you aMIee

okay here we go

i’m fearing for kim’s life

hometown

OH

hey bully

fucK you aMIee is so funny

kim is shaking

this is kinda country

taylor is so sweet

DAMN ANDREA

that there wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you

wow

beat my spirit black and blue

wow

LMAO

AND SO I CHANGE YOUR NAME AND ANY REAL DEFINING CLUES

HA

NORTH LMAO

okay she’s bat shit crazy for that

24. i look in peoples windows

pretty

hey jack!! (found him)

down down down down

im addicted to the “if only”

GOD

one more time

25. the prophecy

oh, but it’s gone again

I GOT CURSED LIKE EVE GOT BITTEN

ok we are in our religious parallel era wow

god WOW

still dream of him

howl like a wolf at the moon

coven around a sorcerers table

NO SIGN OF SOULMATES

GREIGE

sweet lord

26. cassandra

wow wow

i have nothing else to say

just

WOW

do you believe me now?

THE CHRISTIAN CHORUS LINE

not a single word was heard

27. peter

is it something i did?

god

promises oceans deep, but never to keep

this is beautifully tragic

you said you were gonna grow up

28. the bolter

oh my god.

town car speeding!

slam of a door, then he’ll call her a WHORE!!!!

ouch

this is so different

there’s escape in escaping

then came out alive

29. robin

you have no idEA

this is so bittersweet

wilder and lighter. for you.

30. the manuscript

hey piano

i’d give you my heart if you needed it

but soon it was over

and couldn’t sleep unless it was in her mothers bed

wow

ouch

all that’s left is the manuscript

ok i’m done that’s a perfect album

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt 4

~Aoba Johsai version~

Nekoma Version ➪ Inarizaki version

it’s 2:18 in the morning. i took my melatonin at 10 and i’m just not it rn. this one was lowkey my favorite to do after nekoma bcs these them boys and i love them bois

❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

Oikawa

we don’t do flattykawa jokes here all booties matter smol booties matter

“~tooruuuu~”

He knows that tone in your voice already.

“y/n my love” he turns to look at you as you walk up from behind him in the hallway during lunch. already knowing you want something from him.

“I need you to do something super important, but not right now, later.” you state to him surrounded by his fellow volleyball teammates.

“Anything for my princess” he says with a smile and plants a kiss on your head.

earned a throwing up sound from Iwaizumi

and me bcs why mfs so mushy gross

Later that day during practice you put your plan in motion, and shoot your setter boyfriend a text.

“Send me a video of you throwing that ass in a circle Tooru?” he repeats the text out loud.

totally oblivious that Makki and Mattsun are behind him holding in laughs.

it was all three of your idea

the holy trinity of chaos. Makki, Mattsun and you.

iwaizumi: i just sit back and observe

without a second thought Oikawa put his phone up and as soon as he presses play

the chaos begins

Mattsun and Makki start shaking ass along with him and encouraging him and yelling

scared the straight shit outta Oikawa

and there you see your boyfriend collapse to the ground in fear

somewhere meg the stallion starts playing nobody knows where

probably iwaizumi (we know your secret)

and the video ends with a very confused and scared Oikawa

“at least he tried” you thought to yourself sighing at the lunatics you can your friends.

for someone so serious about volleyball everywhere else he’s a mess

Iwaizumi

godzilla here we come

“there are many things on this Earth I will do for you”

“so do this for me Haji”

“that definitely isn’t one of them y/n”

“but you just sai-“

“i said MANY things not EVERYTHING”

“shaking ass isnt one of them is it hajime?”

“it’s not” he shakes his head. and turns it back to the T.V that is displaying the current Godzilla movie.

a fight scene between Godzilla and Ghidorah starts and you sign turning off the tv

“i will not hesitate to rock your shit” Hajime says jokingly and attempts to get the remote from you.

“i will not hesitate to tell Mattsun you sleep with a godzilla plushee.”

“you have a pink matching one”

“you have an Oikawa that will-“

“FINE i’ll shake my STUPID ASS for you”

“so you admit that you’re stupi-“

“don’t get rocked y/n”

“our whole relationship is depending on this moment iwa-chan~” you say his nickname to get even deeper under your boyfriends skin

“i just want ONE day off” he huffs as he stand up on the couch you both were sitting on.

“why are you standing on the couch?”

“so while i wiggle my ass for you i can do this”

he shakes his butt side to side and quickly right after runs away and that’s when it hit you.

the mf done farted

straight in your face

“HAJIME COME HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN” you scream running after him.

Mattsun

ByE Hes Soo PrEtyY

“Just shake your ass infront of the camera a little and it’s just gonna prove that you’re not cheating on me” you say to your boyfriend as you set up your phone camera infront of your laptop in your room.

“coolest” he says to you as he turns to his best friend

“whatever that fucking means” he says as they laugh together

“Can i shake my ass too” Makki asks

“No strawberry fields headass” you say

very much attitude me thinks

“whatever wap headass” Makki snaps back

“wap?” mattsun and you say simultaneously and give him a sideways look.

“yeah weakass pussy heada-“

“that’s a fat objection your honor” your boyfriend interrupts.

“I wouldn’t know” makki scoffs

“I know a little too wel-“

“OKAY ISSEI the time is ready just shake your shit” you interrupt

the music starts playing as your boyfriends just simply

bounces with his hands on his knees for three seconds and stands straight.

“that’s it?”

“that’s it” you giggle at him.

“tank you bubbie” you coo at him, then go for a hug

he shushes you and pulls you into his chest “not infront of you know who”

you two share a kiss and you both turn to look at Makki

“strawberry shortcake headass?” you ask.

“i’m getting tired of your shit y/n”

“i’m getting tired of you trying to steal my boyfriend makki”

“you both should really take a nap then”

Makki

“that’s not very cash money of you babe”

“that’s not very hot girl shit of you either”

“i knew it” you exclaim folding your arms and forming a pout on your face.

“knew what” makki asks laughing and going in for a kiss but you leaned more on his bed to avoid his lips.

“You’re cheating on me”

“with who”

“Matsukawa”

“you got to be shitting me”

You sit up on your boyfriends bed. “All you have to do is shake your booty for me babe to prove it”

“maybe i am cheating on you with mattsun”

“you’re not funny Takahiro” you say sternly

“you don’t have to hit me with the government name” your boyfriend pouts back and sits up from his laying position and asks for a kiss.

“i will kiss you when you sha-“

“okay OKAY FINE” Makki exclaims, stands on the his bed practically T-Bags you in the face.

“Makki i said your butt not your balls,especially not in my face”

“they were in your face earlier” he says casually while turning to look at his phone.

“can they be in my face one more time?” you ask cutely going to straddle his thighs.

never have you seen a human throw their phone across the room and say yes so quick.

[pirates-pirates-pirates]

What are your favorite ships?

OH well thank you for asking!

Ace x Marco - I love them both and with one another, the age gap isn't my fav thing but I also don't mind it. I love their dynamic. Marco would understand Ace since he was a little shit when he was younger too. He would have a calming effect and Ace keeps him young. Ace x Sanji - This is prob just due to all the cute stuff between the two in Arabasta. Like how Ace helps Sanji with the kitchen work, the fucking look of adoration Ace gives Sanji and how Sanji is like 'oh no am I bi' Sanji x Usopp - I really don't know why but this to me works really well on so many levels. They have enough sas for one another but also soft. Shanks x Buggy - God I don't know man it's cute and I love them and I like how their entire vibe is 'exes who don't agree on how it ended' one thinks they broke up on good terms the other disagrees. 'WE WERE ON A BREAK' vibes. Corazon X Bellemere - IF THEY WERE BOTH ALIVE AND HAD EVER MET IT WOULD BE PERFECT. Franky x Robin - Oda has basicly confirmed at this point they are pretyy much married. They work really well, Franky and Robin are always so cute and loving with one another. Franky is like bright and fun and loud and Robin is dark and sassy and deep. They bring one another to a good equal level.

HONORABLE MENTIONS Shanks x Makino Iceberg x Paulie Ace x Yamato Sabo x Koala Arlong x Chuu Hachan x Cami