#man are you cereal

[wenitsiyoh]

(nonchalantly) whatthefuckever

[apbeezah]

he is so washed <3

[laurrelise]

one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

Tom Harris. He went from being the stereotypical best friend character to the glue. His parents probably don't know where he is most of the time, and they don't seem to care, he idolizes his big brother in the way only a boy raised by his brother could. He's willing to give up spending time with his idol to keep his best friend safe. He's fully aware that his friends could do this without him, but as long as he's alive he makes sure they never have to. He hates museums and Spiderman, and he's bad at cool spy tricks like hopping over walls or hacking but he can keep a level head hundreds of miles from home when a ship with his best friend aboard explodes. His first instinct is to get them to safety, regardless of how much he wants to stay. He's strong enough to drag Kyra out of harm's way while she's falling to pieces. He is eternally optimistic, he doesn't give up hope that Alex is alive, and he refuses to leave him, even in a lot of emotional turmoil and physical danger. He comes up with solutions quickly, and he knows how to tie a bowtie. He eats cereal straight out of the box. He records everything because he wants to make films. He records everything to make sure that there's evidence to protect Alex this time. he has microbangs. He's Alex and Kyra's number-one hype man. He calls his best friend's guardian more than he calls his parents, he doesn't believe anyone is ever broken beyond repair. He would dress up as a pizza man and bike for miles just to hug his best friend and make a poor analogy about anchovies.

[binary-bird]

David's spidersona, Fateweaver, and his symbiote pal Raze!

Normally he fights crime like a regular spider-person, and would only use his monstrous form in a pinch. Over time, however, he starts to use the latter more frequently.

It's not like he's gonna lose himself eventually. I'm sure he'll be fine!

[reineyday]

why do they keep making bucky a government-manipulated pawn 😭 from the american military to hydra to whatever weirdass public relations campaign valentina is pushing the thunderbolts through (see: end credit graphics & the cereal campaign), like he had his brief time on the run and his goats in wakanda but he's sucked back into a sketchy institution once again like what are they doing with him. sure the movie was fun, but every time i think about it i just end up head in hands.

[karnpuffs]

You might as well wear a sign that says, "I promise to disappoint you."

[msaw]

this is one of my favorite 2012 moments btw

[thatimageoftomscott]

fell asleep listening to toms appearance on a podcast and i dreamt that he was telling me to put my cereal in the fridge. and now hours later i am listening to the part of the podcast i missed and here he is. thomas david scott, telling me to put my cereal in the fridge.

[rawrsatthetree]

Regrading Baldurs Gate 3 patch 7 spoilers that have leaked

Actually no I’ve got thoughts about lil mister “Sun King” and his ascended evil become the absolute origin animation.

First of all it’s so cringe and goofy I actually adore that for him.

Secondly, to the people using it pointing their fingers going “ha ha look at him drink some randos blood! This is clearly indisputable evidence that he actually hates romanced Tav and will be a chronic cheater with a harem”

Over looking that this is an Origin ending not a Tav ending.

BITCH THAT’S HIS FOOD!

He’s a vampire. Vampire’s drink blood for food!! Imagine being in a relationship and expecting your lover to only ever eat when you choose to feed them. That’s so insane.

Like the people that force him to only feed on their Tav when they decide to feed him, or forcing him to only feed on animals. Like he has to drink blood, that’s what vampires do.

[actualhumancryptid]

Discovering that so many americans love and are super nostalgic about fruity pebbles cereal has been wild to me, (like to the point of putting them on donuts?) because they were in australia for a total of five seconds in the late 80's. and I took one mouthful of this weird as fuck shit in my mouth at age six and determined that no. This was not food. get this away from me.

[mildmayfoxe]

succumbing to my baser instincts and ordering grocery delivery… however it has been so long they offered me a free two-week trial again for free delivery AND i had a $20 off coupon in my email so i’m getting everything basically at cost 😎😎😈😈😈

[woolandcoffee]

I really need to stop going to the local food co-op. It sucks because I love that the co-op is employee owned, sources as much local food as possible, and is a truly independent local store in an area where those are thin on the ground, but I also have consistently the worst time ever when I go there. The parking lot is a genuine nightmare. I have multiple times gone there and been forced to leave after circling the lot several times because not only were all the spots full, but all the ad hoc spots that people will create when the lot is full are also all full. I have been yelled at by entitled customers, one of whom, on a particularly memorable occasion, found it appropriate to insult my dead grandmother less than 24 hours after she had passed. I have been food poisoned by their sushi bar, which makes perfect sense given the amount of barefoot patrons I have seen milling about the prepared foods section (clearly barefoot by choice, to be clear).

Yeah, typing it all out, this co-op is like literally my wire mother. I gotta. I gotta stop going there.

[downthepub]

guess whose jaw (mine) hurts today because i ate too many crunchy cookies last night.

[supervisormeero]

please tell me all of your thoughts about our little wet cardboard son syril <3

CEREAAAAAAAAAL MAN MY BELOVED

How I feel about this character: I could fix him. He just needs a hug. He needs a hug, and someone to take him away from his mother, and someone to Tell Him He's Good, and a closet full of pretty outfits. GOD. Aside from the obvious, I love him because there's so much complexity to him. Villains in Star Wars can tend to be a bit one-dimensional, but Syril (and Dedra) are so alive. He's not just Imperial and Bad because He Is and That's That: we get to know the environment that created him, the internal torment and lack of self-worth that drives him to tailor his uniforms, and yell at his underlings at Pre-Mor, and go on the galaxy's most ill-advised power trip, and believe that status is everything. Do I believe in his beliefs? Hell no, but that's not the point, is it? The point is that Tony Gilroy created a character whose beliefs I oppose, but I grew to appreciate and go insane over because of how well he's written, and how accessibly human he feels in a franchise where antagonists are often very flat.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: You'll never guess... clearly, Dedra. They're twin flames. They're two halves of the same awkward, striving, rigid whole. They finish each other's obsessions. They are in each other's lives to make each other worse, but the tragedy is that if they were both... I don't know, 50% more normal, maybe it could work out. Maybe they'd have a chance. As it is, they're doomed, but I'm popping popcorn to watch them crash. (And I also feel bad for Cereal Man here, because I think he's going to end up genuinely loving her at some point in Season 2, and she's going to have no idea what to do with that besides shoving him away, hard.) Also Krennic, even though they might never meet in canon.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Huh. Do I even have one? Maybe Mosk. I do love their whole feedback loop of absolute dumbassery. "Well said, sir."

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don't know how far I want to get into this. Uh. Without turning this into several thousand words' worth of a rant that no one needs to read, I think there's a tendency across the Internet to melt Syril down to "pathetic, stupid, cereal-eating stalker who serves no purpose except to be a punching bag, symbolically, for fascism as a whole." I say this with complete respect to people who dislike him, and there are many valid reasons to: I don't think that's how Tony Gilroy intended him to read. In fact, Tony Gilroy has said he holds "tremendous sympathy" for Syril, and that he writes him sympathetically — he's not, like, cackling maniacally when he writes Syril's scenes, I don't think. Was the stalking bad? Yeah. Clearly. Is it funny when he sits at the breakfast table of shame and slurps his sad Star Wars cereal? Yeah. But I think people tend to get so caught up in either throwing punches at or laughing at him that they forget he's smart, and I think those same people might be surprised by him being a competent and valuable Imperial asset in Season 2. At least, I hope.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I want him and Dedra to kiss, just once, just to see what happens and how weird they are about it I want him to get into the ISB. I know it might not happen, and that's fine, but the thought of him ending up there when Blevin's also there is so fucking funny to me. Also, I'm excited to see all of his new outfits in Season 2. LET'S GO SILLY BERET SYRIL LET'S GO BROWN SUIT SYRIL 2.0 LET'S GO CURLY-HAIRED SYRIL

Send me a character, and I'll break them down!

[hinderr]

session 0 sal and penelope skiesly you are so special to me