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dilfsuzanneyk · 9 months

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you know when you feel your own pulse? do you ever think about how wild it is that there's an organ in there working hard to keep you alive? and that little beat you feel in your fingers is proof of that? you ever think about how that small beat is proof that you Are alive?

#i was going somewhere with this i have so many thoughts but i cant put em into words properly rn #but like. do you get it. do you get me.#you're alive. there's a bunch of other little guys in there with your heart fighting to keep it that way.#even if you're out here like. Struggling. they're in there. you're still awake and up and going. you know.#and one day maybe you'll feel good enough to feel that small steady beat get faster and harder in a Good way. you know.#no matter how bad it gets your heart's still in there beating. you're Here.#man hang on i need a minute #vex rambles #sorry silly ass moments witg your favourite guy /sar

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treasureplcnet · 10 months

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btw i love revenge stories i dont think anyone should ever move on peacefully. a bit obsessed with the way weissman went to the synagogue and rabbi and asks, "my choices killed a child. would god take mercy on someone like me?" and the rabbi says "it's not god's mercy you should look for. its the child's" and like you think that would spur this man into charitable activities and to maybe look out for orphans but instead he goes on a 24 hour revenge bender that ultimately ends in two revenge killings and his own death. what's better than righteous anger and wrath and love twisting someone into the worst but also a truer version of themselves <3

#like im not even reaching here. (sort of am. whatever)#rabbi goldstein essentially goes 'think of esther. you need to be a man she would take mercy on. be someone she can forgive'#and it takes all of 10 minutes for karl weissman to decide yeah ok what i need is double homicide #do i think esther would have wanted revenge in her name. dunno. maybe.#she is 11 and very much the victim of this story. maybe she would have wanted karl to just live. kids are cruel and kind in that way #but to be fair this is esther 'fuck with me and you'll hang like a dog' jankovsky #so im willing to believe she was rooting for him #also the immediate choice to make elias suffer by shooting his leg (? maybe arm) before actually killing him #i dont know. the deliberate cruelty right after he visits the synagogue. an act of defiance. giving himself up after its done. it gets me #i love . I LOVE REVENGE :) GREATEST PLOT POINT EVER!!!!!!!!#sorry everyone about the bodies thoughts. i have no idea how long this is going to last #bodies netflix #karl weissman

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pinacoladamatata · 4 months

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both hands full....

#john hancock #hancock fo4 #fallout 4 #im. making a character sheet for my ss and ofc he's in it #*grabs your face with both my hands*#look i also obv dig the lovable rogue thing he's got going on but we Need to talk about how npcs are afraid of him/#/say he holds a grudge/call you crazy for even thinking about pissing him off #like why? what did he do? aside from hang a man from a balcony. there had to be....more......#i crave more violence #did i ever tall yall about the headcanon i have about his missing toe....#i believe he was like. betrayed and captured by raiders for a minute and they tortured/cut off his toe before he got loose and killed them #and returned to goodneighbor and like. committed atrocities against the judas-esq person that stabbed him in the back #like fed them to supermutants levels of fucked up or something #anyway :)#pina art #i spent like thirty minutes trying to get this sketch to not crap itself when pasted to tumblr #and it still did. fuck me.

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im-no-jedi · 2 years

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“We’re already free.”

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caseyscraftycorner · 1 year

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me: i'm being very normal about fat bear week

my desktop:

#pls i need more otis pictures #he only showed up for like. 1 second. while i was watching yesterday #i need my fat old man!!!!!#at least chunk gave everyone a good 30 minutes of just sitting down right next to the waterfall #hanging out #and at least holly graced us with her gigantic marshmallow-y body #fat bear week #katmai national park #katmai bears

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shirefantasies · 8 months

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One of my besties is hyping me up to ask a new coworker out but I have never done that before I am do a frighten

#coworkers #dating #I have confessed over a text once & once in person where I knew they didn’t like me so I was safe & felt brave but v sad #asked a guy to hang out & then had him turn it into a group thing at the last minute so oof told me all I need to know #WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOOK THIS MAN RIGHT IN THE NICELY COLORED EYEBALLS & ASK HIM TO…I DON’T EVEN KNOW DO AN ACTIVITY??????#so scared of becoming the latest workplace tea or the store creep even though this guy is so polite he doesn’t give off tea spiller vibes #what do I do y’all how do I get that stuff the kids call ‘rizz’ these days #have had conversations with him the past few days though that’s something #ya girl needs help 🤕#I swear I AM writing though I promise I’m chipping away at a long request!#marti irl

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dontmeanyoudontmissit · 9 months

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Literally going to go insane

#I had to go into the office where there was NOISe and people #then went to the gym where some asshole was had the audio on the bike on full - not on their headphones! and then they left and someone els #showed up and talked on the phone #and since I got home at 630pm my bf has been on the phone with his family (it's now midnight)#and I love him and that he can talk to his family so long but I can't escape his noise #and now he's fucking singing multiple songs into the phone and I don't know why AND I JUST CANNOT.#I have to go into the office again tomorrow and I'm like. Please. PLEASE can I have silence??????????????????#it should not be too much to have twenty minutes of not having to hear a god damn voice #and that place should not have to be my CAR when I have to deal with PEOPLE on the road #I should go to bed but this man talks loud af into the phone #I showed up to work on the edge of losing it this morning. I got a new chair but I can't figure out what to do to note make it #AWFUL. and it was making me want to tear off my SKIN #so literally I have just been begging for quiet and less stimulation all day #and instead I'm having to blast music so I don't have to hear his stupid voice singing and doing voices and like ??? bro stfu and let your #parents get in a word or HANG UP.#sorry sorry I'm just losing my mind I need more sleep

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tearingdread · 2 months

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havin a normal one 👍

#do u ever see ur irl friends hanging out w each other and get jealous bc u weren’t invited even tho u probably wouldn’t have enjoyed #the activity they are doing #god it’s always fucking like this. ive always fucking felt this since i was a kid and I thought it was better now that i had better friends #but apparently not #ive gotten better at initiating but fuck why do i always have to do it #i still need to improve a lot but man why the fuck can’t i just have people who want me around and make an effort to make me feel that way #im trying and its so fucking difficult to break this routine ive set and i know i need to try harder #but fucking god #it really doesn’t help that i have this notion that everyone hates me bc there is something fundamentally wrong w me #and i know im overreacting and my friends do not hate me #and that there isn’t anything so terrible that it would make every person I meet hate me #but sometimes when no one makes the effort towards you it’s hard to see that #it’s also awful bc it seems like the few times they do reach out abt something it’s last minute and i can’t prepare for it appropriately #so i end up rejecting the offer #and it seems like whenever i can’t make it onve i never get asked again #idk i hope im just being dramatic and my chronic loneliness is coloring my perception #anyway. i think i have therapy next week so.

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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looking back on all my y7 comics is so funny but now im compelled to organize them 'chronologically' and see what that looks like

#snap chats #i also wanna stick em in a book... nay.. i shant...#Point Is LOL #sorry just saw my fave masada| comic of mine and was like #'oh this is before arakawa gets necked isnt it thats hilarious'#but then i realized before THAT wouldve been aoki asking jo to kill arakawa #all things ive done comics of #so now im just sitting here thinking 'how many y7 comics HAVE i done and how many of them can i organize in order'#sounds like it could be funny....#ok my tummy hurt by. i have one more comm to do and then uhhh #idk the demons are whispering to me to play SADX </3 #'snap what happened to shadow' i am taking a BREAK i love my son but i also have to play Relatively The Same Route #like 28 times ok. i need to look at something else for a hot minute #ALSO I MISS MY CHAOS I WANNA SAY HI TO THEM #awful so for the past couple days my dads been calling me Every Day #i called him like Twice this past two weeks which is a LOT more than usual #and every time i did i was always crying or whatever so ig he was finally like 'lmao wait.... we should call more often....'#and now we do so im happier now :) i forget why this is relATE DI REMEMMERB #ITS BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE GOES TO HANG UP HE'LL BE LIKE 'laters :) One More Thing--'#LIKE OLD MAN YOU SAID BYE ALREADY but then i realize... of course.. im doing the exact same thing...#ok bye fr this time BYE

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tiredguyswag · 1 year

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*chanting* im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im normal about people considering me their friend im n

#me: whatever! i dont care about companionship i prefer solitude #somone: writes bffs forever on my pouch #me: man hang on. wait a minute i gjust nmed a miunte. hagn on hang on. i need to to.s it down #saucy ketchup

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ozymoron · 8 months

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absolutely fucking unreal i have to download a program just to change my mouse settings so when i ever so slightly tilt the scroll wheel to the left it doesnt type a p or when i press the wrong button it doesnt just go back a tab like are you fucking serious

#⚠️#its such a nightmare especially in blender when to move around your 3d object you have to use the scroll wheel and the p button is mapped t #a sculpting brush so all of a sudden hey hang on a minute why isnt my brush working OH CAUSE ITS CHANGED ITSELF TO THE FUCKING PINCH BRUSH #its a logitech mouse in case anyone was wondering #its so fucking ugly #but its better than my old mouse #the scroll wheel having a button to just let it loose and let it scroll forever its great when you have problems with your hand cramping up #but need to scroll down a lot #literally the only feature i use #PAUSE I HAVE TO FUCKING LOG IN TO CHANGE MY MOUSE SETTTINGS??????????????????????????????????????#we're all fucking doomed #it wont even let me connect my mouse fuck this man

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livvyofthelake · 9 months

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why did my dad have to have his retirement party on a day i could have been going wonking instead. does he hate women or something goddamn

#can’t go after the party this man’s work is 40 minutes away and idk how long this stupid party will go on #and then our normal movie theater is 30 minutes from home in the other direction #and i refuse to go to a new theater i’m not spontaneous like that #the drive to the theater is normal on a regular day but the timing just sucks today #and tomorrow won’t work because my sister has stuff to do #and friday i have work. and saturday i have work. and sunday we have church and my aunts house #and then monday through wednesday we’re in pennsylvania #and then there’s new years to worry about #i do NOT want to spend new years with my dad and his sisters so i haven’t requested off work for the 30th in hopes i can use that as an #excuse to stay home. and if i stay home so might my sister #and THEN. maybe we can get wonking #unless my dad tries to be like oh but we can go on the 31st to go meet them! and then i won’t have a choice #unless i threaten to kill myself. but i won’t do that that would be crazy #but i don’t want to go to that. none of my cousins will be there my sister and i would be the only ones there who aren’t in their 60s #like. nothing wrong with hanging with the old ladies but why can’t my dad hang out with his sisters and their husbands alone.#why would you even want your two random daughters in their 20s there. weirdo #i know he’s just upset that my mom won’t go but like he knew the whole time she was gonna spend new years with HER sister. like get over it #hoping to get my sister on my side soon so we can unionize to not go. i know she already didnt want to but i need her to not change her mind #she has a tendency to feel bad for our dad when he wants us to do annoying shit. it’s her oldest daughter syndrome i guess. 🙄

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chiropteracupola · 1 year

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tell me if you think I'm breathing good...

[collaboration with @dxppercxdxver again]

#em draws stuff #flintlock fortress #team fortress 2 #a better caption would be 'please sit down for five minutes you literally just got operated on'#as it stands it's lyrics from 'doctor' by gawain and the green knight. love a lyrics-caption in this house.#one of these days I will stop only drawing 3/4 of the polycule but the proportions are most truly driving me up the wall #posing's a bit awkward here but this was an outfit sketchup that got out of hand #also this is a fascinating sort of. step back from your own brain moment for feeling weird about posting something I drew #the rat says 'this is too ...something for tumblr' and the logical mind says 'you drew this man sticking his finger in his own bullet hole'#and Then I got weird about showing his legs and also giving him a little hat? That's really going to be what I got weird about?#the inside of my head is truly a wild place to hang out #anyway Stay Tuned there's going to be writing that goes with this. eventually?#'em shouldn't you write the part that actually happens at the beginning instead of skipping right to the big finish'#ha! that sounds like rule-followers' talk! certainly none of that going on in here!#watch me put ansel through the plinko of horrors live on tumblr dot com. or whatever.#also I desperately needed to take a break and from long years of experience I know that Scrungled Fellow in Shirt is simply Where It's At.#he looks weird and wrong with no glasses but hey so do I!

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quiveringdeer · 2 years

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Porco: Reiner, I swear to fuck if you embarass me at this seaweed wrap I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth.

And when threat of violence doesn't work....

#laughing forever #porco galliard #reiner braun #aot shenanigans #nat talks aot #nonnie #answered asks #he just wants to enjoy his seaweed wrap and acai berry facemask turned edible smoothie bowl in peace!!! 😩#ya know i bet someone's actuallt made some shiz like that.....all fun and games till someone makes it a challenge #him calling up Pieck in the dining area of the spa even though phones are frowned upon #pock: pieck i cant do this a minute longer #he's ruining my reputation!#he literally ate the facemask cause he thought it was a protein smoothie bowl!!#YN needs to come pick up her man cause im not drivin his ass home #and pieck is trying not to laugh too much #Pieck: awww sounds like you're bonding!#Porco: I'm literally going to drown him in the warm mud bath i swear #Pieck: Okay well try not to overheat yourself Poko. love you! 🥰#then she hangs up and leaves him suffering as Reiner walks over with his tray of like three actual protein smoothie bowls #intending to eat them all and not share #well ok he bought one for pock but pock cant stomach after watching him act like a barbarian earlier #he really needs better friends #love them

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lilgynt · 4 months

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oh i did go on that dinner that turned into pool and then smoking by the mountains but goal was met he wanted to khs

#personal #i sent my friend like 7 three minute long videos to explain it all i’m not typing that out #but to sum it up. he was very nervous whole time i was cool as a cucumber #he wants to properly date and has tried moving on but it feels disgusting so it’s either me or nothing at least for several months #i don’t want to date bc 1 don’t trust him 2 im not gonna look through his phone or track him im not doing all that #3 i’m not embarrasing myself to my friends and family etc etc #at most i could fuck him but wouldn’t do exclusivity since i couldn’t expect that of him #he’s very upset that he fucked it up also made that worse by telling him true things i did when i had a crush #very tasty VERY tasty also knows i’m talking to other people #amended that later to i could do exclusivity but i couldn’t date/ claim him #and he had the gun back of his throat at that part he was like ah. that’s how it feels from the other side hearing that #bc he’s done that to a lot of people and i was like LMAO. i laughed in his face a lot #also so good he had to go at pool and was like when can i. CAN i see you again?? am i ever gonna see you again??? and i was like idk lmao #so he was like you know what lemme see if you can come with and i was like ain’t that a serious talk with ur friend and he’s like let me #see okay just hold up #also at pool he was giving tips and i was like dude im not getting it just move me how you need #man got so fucked up and i was like i don’t want to touch you unnecessarily if i don’t know how to get it in but god. i want to touch you #and anytime he had to touch me would hold on for a hot hot second #also i made sure i looked bad as fuck and one of the first things if not first thing he said was how good i’m looking #anyway learned this week i love being cruel and mean and that did come out #anyway a lot of stuff happened hang out went from like 9 to 2 am #oh and so bad he called it a date and i genuinely asked this is a date and he was like :0 :00 :0000000

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turnaboutstar · 5 months

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the serirei demons won I read two fanfics in an effort to go to sleep but maybe should have read something not related my special interest bc now I will just be annoying and not tired

#IM LITERALLY SUPPOSE TO DO SOMETHING TODAY MAN I NEED TO SLEEP FOR A BIT ATLEAST #hanging out with my friend very excited :D #already hung out on monday but this was kinda a last minute thing bc free comic book day and getting free shit is fun #the weather looks like its gonna be bad but hopefully it will atleast be fine when im heading over and stuff :3

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