#manhwa incorrect quotes

[murasaki-cha]

*Alberu and Cale while saying goodbye to each other in public*

Cale: Bye! Have a good day!

Alberu: Thanks, have a great day!

Cale: Have an amazing day!

Alberu: Have an incredible day!

Cale: HAVE A MAGICAL FUCKING DAY YOU SON OF A BI—

[bivirtualtrash]

Vinter, opening the door: after you

Penelope: no, after you

Vinter: I insist

ALTERNATIVE VERSION

Penelope, fighting Reynold: after me, you son of a bitch!

Reynold: go to hell, I was here first!

[boredmariedelline]

Callisto, to his subordinates: Alright, listen up you little shits

Callisto: Not you Cedric, you're a saint for putting up with me and I'm glad you're here

[milliekyway]

erkin: *gets stabbed*

erkin: ok first thing first, RUDE-

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

Medea x Dion AU

Baby Benjamin: Da!

Dion: What's that, Benjamin!??!!!! Are you gonna say Dada?!! Say Dada!!!!

Baby Benjamin: DEATH!!!

Dion: Dada?

Baby Benjamin: DOMINATION!!!!

Dion: Um Dada?

Baby Benjamin: Destruction domination

Pel: Oh god why does this look likes a sign he's gonna be a destructive one in the future????!!!!!

Medea: Aww sweetheart (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

If those aren't his first idk what is

Psyche: is this okay for the child?

Roxana: Of course, he’s an Agriche and Solon

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Ghost and you cuddling in bed after a long, exhausting day]

Y/N, with chin on top of his head :

Y/N, sniffs his hair :

Y/N : Your hair smells like… roses? Is that the new shampoo?

Ghost, his head resting on your chest with comforting grip around your waist :

Ghost : I figured you’d prefer if I smelled nicer. I guess… it’s not manly?

Y/N, snickered, placed a gentle kiss on his head : I like it. It smells nice. I’m just a little surprised, that’s all.

Y/N : And you’re always manly to me, Simon. Whatever shampoo you use.

[phsmloves]

Y/N: Hey, get me some water.

Elite: I'm Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group.

Y/N: Okay Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group. Get me some water.

[nerdypostpatrol]

alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit" passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?" alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"

[calliope-otp-my-beloved]

"If you can't picture her sinking an entire island... she's not the one, bro."

- Callisto to probably Cedrick

[umsivsworld]

He Cheng is done with He Tian and his friends at this point…

[murasaki-cha]

Callisto literally after finding out about the “lovers” thing: Why yes the princess and I are indeed lovers that lovingly love each other with our deep love as lovers do when they’re in love

[bivirtualtrash]

Penelope: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying ?

Penelope: Like dame, if people did that to other people Reynold would have died years ago.

[boredmariedelline]

Reynold: If the opposite of "pro" is "con"

Penelope: That means the opposite of progress is congress

Derrick: Please don't encourage him

Reynold: Then the opposite of constitution is-

Yvonne: Let me stop you right there, dear brother

[stormhordy]

luo binghe *sighing* : I have never had a real friend.

shen qingqiu: it's okay, I can be your friend.

luo binghe:

shen qingqiu:

luo binghe: I have never had a husband either.

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

Medea and Rita would get along well if they met

Rita: So you swapped bodies with the one you hated too

Medea: Yes… It was necessary for my plans. At the time, I thought she stole my fiancé and caused other things. You?

Rita: She was saying how lucky I was to be dying and how she wished she was like me so I gave her what she wanted

Medea: What happened to Verta?

Rita: She died when I swapped bodies with her and I’ve been living as her ever since while giving hell to everyone who messed with me. What happened to your swapped person?

Medea: We’re getting married

Rita: …

Medea: …

Rita: So… What will you do with the person who fucked with your life?

Medea: My wife and I will kill him

Rita:

[sscarletvenus]

trash