nerdypostpatrol

[nerdypostpatrol]

i like it more if

Grant:"Congratulations,you are grandpa"

A fight between Danny and Skulker within the ghost zone carried them to a section that Danny wasn't familiar with. It was near a floating island that was overgrown much like Skulker's that the two of them suddenly got ambushed by a third party.

The new ghost seemed more interested in fighting Skulker than Danny, and he didn't hesitate at all to pull out a green glowing serated knife and a matching gun. Their snarling and growling was like nothing Danny had heard before and the insults were also a lot more vicious than what Danny ever heard from Skulker.

It was clear to Danny that these two hated each other.

"Whatever!" Skulker twists mid aerial dodge into Danny's direction, "This isn't over whelp, I'll have your pelt next time!" Skulker shouts before promptly flying off.

The new ghost then approaches Danny, all the while sneering at Skulker's retreating form. Talking with the new guy is... uncomfortable, Danny has to carefully navigate the conversation because it seems like the slightest thing sets him off, aka the guy's masked eyes start glowing brighter and get this smokey effect, and the belt of bullet shells he's wearing over his shoulder catches fire.

But Danny learns that the ghost goes by Ravager and that he's the son of the greatest mercenary there is, was, will be (according to him of course).

Danny also learns that Ravager finds his close combat skills to be atrocious and offensive to look at, "your hand to hand is shit. No wonder you're dead," and the next thing he knows he gets dragged towards the floating chunk of land for an impromptu cqc lesson.

Ravager shows him various fighting skills at a cleared stretch of land nearby a half demolished building that looks like it might have been a T shaped tower at one point.

In fact the whole island has the look of a post apocalyptic city, overgrown ruins of buildings everywhere.

When Danny asks, Ravager tells him it suits him just fine like this and with a name like his Danny is inclined to believe him.

Ravager is disappointed that Danny is a hero and some parts of his personality remind him of his younger brother who he rather not think about at all, other parts of Danny remind him of Robin, who he really doesn't want to think about at all.

In the end though, curiosity gets the better of him and he asks Danny if he can take a look around, see if he can find a guy named Deathstroke (very reassuring name) and report back what he's doing nowadays.

Ravager is not happy with what Danny finds out for him.

"So there was this girl and she apparently also goes by Ravager so to be honest, I'm a little confused now"

"He Fucking replaced me!!?!" flames burst out around Ravager as he shoults.

Danny tries to placate, "... okay now, maybe it's more a passing on the torch kinda thing, keeping your memory alive or something?"

"Where is that portal you've talked about, I'm gonna fucking kill him," Yeah this guy is not listening.

"Now that seems like a rash and poorly thought out thing to do, maybe instead-"

But Ravager is done listening and instead he just yoinks Danny with him in his hunt for vengeance.

Meanwhile on the other side Rose is telling Dick and Jason about a spooky white haired meta kid that popped out of nowhere, asked her if she knew where Deathstroke is at and when she attacked him he deflected all her moves as if he'd done it a thousand times before.

[nerdypostpatrol]

The JL don't want near that problem with Ten foot pole,its Constantine situation

The Summoner

So! Danny is not the Ghost King.

But he still has a good relationship with a LOT of Powerful and not-so-powerful Ghosts in the Zone. So much so that they have given him their Summoning Circle's with a blanket permission to Summon them any time. Not like they have much else going on...

This all leads to a hilarious situation where Danny can't use his Powers for whatever reason and is forced to Summon his friends for help. In front of a group of Heroes.

He has to explain everything to them, but accidentally convinces them that he has Summoning Magic and the Ghosts are all on his Contract. He also mentions Saving people from Ghosts and the JLA realize that he is a child Hero.

They ask him if he wants to join Young Justice, and Danny hesitantly agrees.

Now Danny is on Young Justice and the entire team thinks that he is a Hero with Ghost Summoning Magic.

And his name isn't Daniel "Commit to the Bit" Fenton for no reason.

[nerdypostpatrol]

its hurt so good,kinda hopi g someone continue this

After Jason's death, Bruce spiraled hard. Tim decided something needed to be done and went to Dick for help. However when the man refused to go back to being Robin, Tim resolved to become Robin instead. It turns out he didn't need to though as by time he makes his way back to Gotham, there's already a new Robin swinging through the streets.

[nerdypostpatrol]

Its like the quote "its take a village to raise a child" or in this case,its take a nest of birds to take care of a child

DP x DC Crossover where Danny gets de-aged more towards his ghost-age and got adopted.

But he didn't exactly get adopted by a batfamily member, or even any hero, or a villain.

Honestly this Talon who just found a literal toddler that surfaced in a runoff of the Lazarus Pit is rather confused. Like on one hand should they be killing it?? But the idea of killing the strange tiny talon-sibling seems so viscerally wrong???

Welcome to having the first mental breakdown of many funky golden-eyed man that Danny thinks might be more feral than he is. Oh well, at least this person isn't a fruitloop and speaks in sort-of ghost speak? And sometimes more gold-eyed people appear to help care for him? Like they obviously don't know how to do so, but they're trying their best and honestly he's pretty self-sufficient. Ish.

The Court of Owls have no fuckin' clue where a good third of their Talons have disappeared to or why they can't call them back.

[nerdypostpatrol]

And its not ordinary size rat,but rats that big as big a cat

DPxDC Danny's Unconventional Pets

I've seen a post about Vulture Culture (by @ender-reader), I've seen some posts about Danny befriending crows, stray cats and dogs and bats in the Batcave.

But what if it's rats? Gotham has lots of those, and, going along with a scenario of runaway, homeless Danny who is dumpster-diving on regular basis, he would see lots of them. And rats are smart.

Cue Danny the Piper of Hamelin Gotham, feral child who would fight you for stale leftover pizza, whose eyes always slide just over your shoulder like he sees something else behind you. The local cryptid of Gotham alleyways, who no one can track down but who somehow shows up in the most bizarre places because the rats told me you are here.

Imagine a Bat of your choice stumbling across him in an abandoned apartment, only it's not a child they see but a moving pile of a few dozen rats covering Danny like a blanket for warmth.

Also, rats are scary when they decide to fight you. Danny Phantom, the twisted Disney princess, with a street rat on his shoulder and a cold, guarded glare that is just a bit too green.

And, when given a home - any home, be it Batdoption or a Rogue - he brings his friends with him. Street rats click their teeth and nuzzle in his hands, and steal pieces of crackers out of his hands because rats are opportunists.

Just ✨️rat Danny✨️

[nerdypostpatrol]

Well, it's Saturday now so I would like to say I made it to Friday.

.But the pavement looks so tempting :)

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[nerdypostpatrol]

I mean,its not his first rodeo

Filling the Nest

Damian (16) assumes his father is getting empty nest syndrome or something similar with him growing up because Bruce has recently been talking fondly about past years when all of them were much younger. He even heard Bruce tell Alfred that he’s gonna miss having a kid around the house.

Damian figures that it’s only a matter of time before his father is bringing another child into the family, and decides that if he is going to get another sibling it might as well be one that he approves of. He’d hate to end up with another one like Drake after all. 

He’s on the hunt now for the perfect younger sibling. Damian won’t say it, but he’s also excited to no longer be the baby of the family. As well as be the favorite older brother, which he will make sure he is by teaching them everything he knows. This new kid is most likely going to be his successor; his robin one day. Bruce is getting older ultimately, the years of crime fighting were starting to take its toll the older he got, and he promised to discuss the details of passing the mantle of Batman when Damian was 23 years old. 

All of this to say is when Robin is on a solo patrol he finds a de-aged 6yr old Danny Fenton defending an older woman from getting mugged, and despite his small size manages to scare the mugger away. He makes a note of the assailant's appearance for later; right now he has something more important to take care of. 

When the child turns to the woman Damian finally gets a good look at the young boy, and sees that he has both black hair and blue eyes; he’s perfect! “This is my younger brother,” he immediately thinks to himself before jumping down next to the boy and woman. 

It only takes a bit of convincing, but he manages to persuade his new brother Daniel, or Danny as he insisted, to accompany him escorting the older woman home before getting a bite to eat with him at the nearest Batburger. The only thing he needs to figure out now is how he is going to get Daniel back to the manor. 

Meanwhile Danny, who was dropped in this dimension by clockwork a week ago with his last words being to enjoy this new life and vacation away from ghost king duties, is wondering what he should do about this vigilante that doesn’t seem to want to leave him alone. 

[nerdypostpatrol]

Is there fanfic out there that have spider 1,2,3(tom,Andrew,and Toby) that got smack dab in the middle of Gotham? In their deaged body and Dick is Richard alternate version?.

Imagine the three of them wake up shocked to see each other as 10 years old,they look like a triplets. *Insert Spiderman point at each other meme*

Because the last thing they remember is saying goodbye to each other.

And make it easy let give them name like-

Peter 2(Toby):I call dips on Benjamin,Peter 3 can get Parker and Peter 1 can get,well Peter.

Peter 3(Andrew):ey! You cant decided it for Us.

Peter 1(Tom):Yeah,just because you are older you cant call dips!

In the end they decided just go along with it.

And now we have 3 mini dicks run along in Gotham.

The classic part where Barbara is the one found them when they need to make id and figure it out what's up in the Gotham.

And then we have Dick having crisis about triplets who may or may not his children or clone,because fuck CADMUS!.

[nerdypostpatrol]

Child bait adoption

Bruce Wayne is the type of person to look at a blue eyed, black haired child, and ask “is anyone gonna adopt that?” And not wait for an answer. Hit post.

[nerdypostpatrol]

mc:"You are on fire" rafayel:"oh yes it is,i am so hot" mc:"no,i mean literally"

[nerdypostpatrol]

Twst

Does anyone know that fic where yuu died and then she some how revived and wake up on the lake with Crowley who find her,and in the present there is war between valley and savannah(?).The fic on ao3

[nerdypostpatrol]

Simeon:"Father please forgive me cause i have sinned,i am such a bad child" Mc:"dont say you are a bad child,if you considered yourself as abad child,then i must be a demon sent by heaven as justice to my parents"

[nerdypostpatrol]

Mammon,Raphael,Solomon talking together somehow

Mc who pass by

Mc:"it's like a gathering of old mans"

[nerdypostpatrol]

barbatos:"a mere though that i need to be in the same room and breath the same air as you,make me want to vomit" Solomon:*Dramatic Gasp* Mc:"woah"

[nerdypostpatrol]

Dazai:"chuuya is so handsome he also short,he so pretty,he also short"

Chuuya*blushes*:"Huh!? i hear it!,you say short twice right?!,believe it or not i will beat you up!"

[nerdypostpatrol]

yeah either soon or later

Diavolo: What will you be in the future?

MC: The near future?

Diavolo: Just the future.

MC: Dead.

Diavolo: What?

MC: You just said the future and at some point in the future I'll be dead.

[nerdypostpatrol]

After another adventure with cale and his grup

Bud*Self proclaimed the most normal person(?) in the grup*: "I see,the reason why i often seem out of place with you guys is because I am not abnormal enough"