#manteigas

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! ❤

Beautiful Manteigas, Serra da Estrela, Portugal 18.11.23

[tonyfm]

FM 2024 - AD Manteigas - 2º época

Transferências 🔄️ 🟢: Rui Vieira - GR - Trofense (AF Porto) 🟢: Fábio Vieira - DC - União de Tomar (AF Santarém) 🟢: Hugo Macedo - DD - Sertanense (AF Castelo Branco) 🟢: Rafinha - DAD - Beira-Mar (AF Aveiro) 🟢: Iddris Alhassan - DE - AD Chafé (AF Viana do Castelo) 🟢: Paulo Soares - MD - Vieira (AF Braga) 🟢: Renan Soares - MC - Vouzelenses (AF Viseu) 🟢: Paulo Leiras - MC - Ribeirão FC (AF Braga) 🟢: João Patrão - MC - Limianos (AF Viana do Castelo) 🟢: Ansumane - MOE - Ovarense (AF Aveiro) 🟢: Nélson Monteiro - MOE - Oliveira Douro (AF Porto) 🔴: @navinh-fm - MOE - União de Tomar (AF Santarém) 🔴: Takeshi Hosaki - MD - Criacao Shinjuku (Japão) 🔴: Pedro Casaca - MOE - Vieirense (AF Leiria) Dispensados 🚮: 🗑️: Paulo Jorge - MC

Pré-epoca

Dja sai sorteio di Taça, como n'fica segundo lugar época passada n'garante 1ª eliminatória

N'fica contenti ku prestason di equipa na pré-época, reforços entra sabi na equipa, em termos di desfalque foi 2 ki reforma i @navinh-fm ki da ku bomba

Setembro

Desaire na taça, nfc menos 1 jogador mah timi nada ka sa jugaba na mesma

Outubro

Pa algum motivo, nha time smp ta skeci juga contra Vila Cortez, ez tinha feito apenas 1 ponto desde ki campeonato kumessa, contra mi ez ta ganha

I na jogos ki dja nu fazi sempre es leva midjor, rapaz di nha time parcen tem medo Vila Cortez, eh ka possivel

Janeiro

Dipos di ganha Paços da Serra pa 5-4 na oitavos final, nta spera ma nhas jogadores ta tra medo di Vila Cortez di bes i nu tem ki ganha kel taça Tabela atual sta apertado la frente, nha equipa mesti ganha um certo consistência, kel osclição di resultados sa prejudicano

Falta 8 jogo pa fim i nu ka podi perdi mas pontos

Fevereiro

N'ka aceita pm nha intenção eh leba time Primeira Liga

Jogo contra Vila Cortez mas um bez nha time ka aguenta, nu perdi na penalty i dja nu fica eliminado di taça

Março

Mas 1 jogo contra Vila Cortez, des vez pa campeonato, mas 1 derrota, incrível, nka sabi kal ki eh justificason pa kel fenomeno li

Falta 6 jogo pa fim di campeonato, pa nu ganha campeonato nos eh obrigado a ganha tudo jogo

Inclusive ntem jogo contra Fornos ainda, ka podi perdi mas ponto, caso contrario eh mas 1 ano na Distrital, nta desite di save um bez

Abril

[publicobsessions]

[heikeee]

kagome i love you i want to eat your hair

[safetyobstacles]

starting o segredo na floresta now, im either gonna finish this in a week or its gonna take months good luck me

update - i love joui

joui, its a little cloudy out, roll for sanity. joe, you stubbed your toe, roll sanity. joui did you just frown???????? roll a sanity test with disadvantage. that was cool joui, you gain 1 sanity. just kidding somewhere in the netherlands a child tripped and scraped their knee, you lose 10 sanity.

i think im going to put my updates under the cut instead of spamming posts B) beware of spoil

UPDATE

if cellbit takes liz or thiago from me ill never forgive him

this bar has to be its own paranormal entity, thiago would have died if the gun had a bullet in it and cristopher nearly got knifed to death in their first fight loll

EP 2

npc thiago about to be the most useless mf ever i swear if he dies to a stray ant or something ill cry just put him in a box for safe keeping

what would i do without the mental image of joui dropkicking every monster he sees

liz why are you finger painting with the ooze monsters remains and why did it give you 1 hp ?????? NEVERMIND

EP 3

RACCOON bro has 8 health but he sure is happy

faz um teste de sanidade

when i said thiago was gonna die to an ant i didnt actually mean kill him with giant spiders

cristopher no please dont climb a tree these are spiders they can climb nah bro cristopher is dead af im gonna miss him. bro cellbit just kill him already bros dead 2 hp

damn

ep 4

at this rate luba doesnt even need to roll sanity we all know hes gonna fail anyways joui's having the worst two days of his life

jesus christ i just woke up i cant handle this shit cesar's punching a hole in my itty bitty heart bones

please stop talking about leticio's cacetinho

EP 5 how long is too long for a tumblr post btw

the starting soon screen replaced cris with arthur notlikethis

cellbit is far too happy about them going to this house i hate it i hate it

i would like for them to leave a casa now :))) they got gregório time to go :) DAMN JOUI JUST GOT STEAMROLLED BY THAT ZOMBIE ROLLED A 99 VS CELLS 1 jesus christ thiago LOL NO WAY GREGÓRIO IS DEAD AF bro was just taking a nap in the car and this is what he gets

that was horribly stressful its 3 am how am i supposed to sleep after that

to be fair, if i was rodolfo and liz didnt use the tazer, i would have just dragged gregório in front of arthur and killed him in right in front of his face soo...

ROLLED 100 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL a caverna

COOL GUY ALERT HOPE HE DOESNT KILL BRULIO HAHAhahaaa

EP 6 I HAVE GREAT ANXIETY THIS MESTRE GUY IS ABOUT TO KILL HALF THE SQUAD

luba i know youve been rolling absolute dog shit the last 5 episodes but this one really counts buddy brulio :(

most stressful hour of youtube ive ever sat through i cant believe they all lived

A PORTA FORTE

EP 7 im so glad they're going back to the house im so happy ive never wanted anything else this is great nothing could go wrong in this house nothing

7 episodes in and ive just now realised that he keeps talking about circles and spirals and those have significance with a certain element and now i want them to leave carpazinha go back home forget this ever happened

undressing with the homies in the haunted basement next to a dead old man

not thiago canonically talking to a bookshelf after complaining about joui's whispering to his shotgun

THIS GRAVE IS SO COMPLICATEDDDD I BET ITS FUCKING EMPTY THEYRE ARGUING ABOUT HOW TO "knock out" AN OLD LADY AND ITS PROBABLY JUST WORMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVEEE

this whole graveyard scene has me in tears thiago staring at nothing while they try to get him to unmute, old guy on the phone, joui picking up the old lady i just laughed so hard i feel ill

the one time joui doesnt fail a roll he loses 6 SANITY?? 8 SANITY?????????????? SENHORA VOCE TA BEM????? YOU JUST CHOKED HER OUT JOUI WAIT SHES GONNA DIE??????????? SHES GOING TO DIE???????????? THE GASOLINE IN THE MOUTH??

grounded from the shotgun for 1 week

EP 8

Thiago's pants are still fucked up from last episode btw

about to have a tpk over alchohol poisoning

if cesar survives this campaign hes gonna put as many points possible into forgery

a caverna im goign fuckign crazy the god of tdeath pr spomething is in this cave theyre gonna walk inside trip on a pebble and get eaten by hundreds of tiny cave beetles

Victor is absolutely about to get his face eated by a spider and/or be swallowed by the cave

ok but santo berço looks kinda cool like i would live there

EP 9 he just (re?)released osnf merch but i refuse to be spoiled by absolutely anything ive done so well i will not be tainted by cesar's really cool green on black long sleeve

wait i love the gatekeeper its a shame this town is probably a hallucination and theyre all actually slowly dying in the middle of the forest GIANT COWS I LOVE THE GIANT COWS WITH REGULAR SIZED HEADS

????????????????????????????????FELPS??????????????????????

buttery butter

thiago this is why you should have quit smoking

?????FELPS?????????

EP 10 so if thiago hadnt used the lighter would felps still be alive, probably just would have died later B)

bro joui has got to buy new dice this is crazy

this is gonna be the average 2 star motel experience BRO JUST DABBED ON CESAR liz is about to get bodied by the hallway ghosts this is just like a regular motel HUH UHHHHHHH

no joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy joui kill the hotel guy

mom i want to go home i dont want to stay in santo berço anymore jesus christ

EP 11 how am i supposed to just start the next episode after that i think the mental image of brulio beating arthurs skull in is burned into my brain space

sandwich sandwich

i love the giant cows so much i want one GIANT CHICKEN LAY GIANT EGG I LOVE THE GIANT CHICKEN intimidating the human sized pig

EP 12 still thinking about how cellbit thought new zealand was so close to europe, he was so sure of it that he was making me unsure of where i knew new zealand was

both times thiago was played by cellbit some horrific shit happened so with arthur being an npc this episode im prepared for the worst also this starting soon screen is fucking wicked

are you telling me joui's max sanity is now 12 bros been losing it for so long hes stuck like this joui is the "damn, you live like this?" meme

CELLBO ROLEPLAYED TOO HARD HIS HEADSET JOINED AS AN ENEMY AND BEAT HIS SETUP

"that sounds like a book title" bro let the intrusive thought win

baby nidere

no way the cow has been suffering this whole time ill cry

theyre about to rp their way into an angry medieval mob when they get found with the body of the dead gatekeeper B) does santo berço have dungeons, bc if they do thats where theyll be sleeping tonight nvm the gatekeeper has demons inside him sorry joui HUh no way they killed the gatekeeper dude wtf

EP 13 chat's a bit excited to go in the cave guys if anyone reads this what am i supposed to do once i finish this season. what do you mean i just have to go onto desconjuração. what do you mean i have to leave this story behind. please let me keep all the characters in this one.

THE CAVE MAP IS COOOOOOL THE LIGHT MOVES WITH THE MINER everyone struggling to flip their characters 5 mins into the cave made me laugh so hard i had to pause to breathe

I LOVE MOLES DUDE THEYRE SO COOL ok but i dont love this many moles BRO I LOVE MOTHS TOO THIS IS AWESOME wait no i hate bats THIS MOTH IS SUFFERINGGGGG

THE SUCC hes about to kill them all with the Succ out of spite thiago never mock one of cellbit's monsters again ARTHUR ZIUM

door door door door door door door door door door the gatekeeper is alive???

ih arthur nah dude let go of cesar :(((((((((((( gotta hand it to arthur hes survived two of these situations now get it, hand it to him, CAUSE HE LOST HIS FUCKING ARM WTF HIS ARM DETATCH LIKE A LEGO sorry i vote we still kill the gatekeeper just in case just to be safe

EP 14 did cellbit have a past traumatic experience with a vacuum is that why he created the Succ

agatha?????? bro agatha's life sucked big pp

every time cellbit says hes excited for something i grow more afraid

if they kill and eat the gatekeeper would he also taste delicious just wondering

i think i might know the reason why 12 sanity joui has a funky grey form but 55 sanity thiago doesnt, but maybe im crazy nevermind thiago had the funky grey within him this whole time wait does that mean hes gonna die if santo berço dies DAMN

joui just really wants to see thiago naked also hes just blatantly stealing arthur's knife he really is losing all his sanity that was possibly the most unconvincing "nada" ive ever heard

EP 15 before i start a new episode i always go to the vod on twitch and watch the memes first so i can go "hehe" for five minutes, and then go "oh no" for the next 4 hours

hypothetically, if joui managed to get the symbol on him before anyone noticed would he have just lost all 12 of his sanity and gone mad cuz that would have been crazy :,)

this is it cellbit is finally going to kill npc thiago joui is so very happy about his shotgun i thought maybe he was getting better but hes whispering to it again

alright whats up with cellbit and the outwards opening doors because i swear i have never seen a door that opens out instead of in, are all the doors like that in his home these doors are made to have creatures attack from inside ih i just checked like 3 times to make sure i was on the right episode lmaoooo

"pobre martha" DAAAAAAMN MARIANA ICE COLD

one buff woman vs all 3 equipe kelvin who will win (1 woman) crazy that equipe kelvin managed to accomplish what took our group 9 episodes to get to lool they even got the leticio cacetinho dlc, but they did skip the spider boss fight and the entire house level

THE BLACKSMITH IS MIGUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EP 16 the joui, liz, and arthur cosplay look like theyre going to a nice dinner meanwhile thiago, kenan, and cesar just look homeless

idk if thiago's making it out of this one :,) maybe we just take thiago's weapons its not like he can do much to help anyways kenan wants to skin him listen brother i dont think thats gonna work im at the 52 min mark and cellbit is acting sus af the blacksmith is about to appear and stomp them all or something

joui would roll a 99 and nearly knife cesar and liz is trying so hard not to metagame her way to the explosive backpack loving how trigger happy joui is right now go on guys give him more explosives what the worst that could happen

is kenan also a wellspring do they have to kill him cuz thats gonna be kind of awkward and on that note since thiago has the symbol on him does that make him a wellspring too ill cry i will cry

NOT JOUI APOLOGIZING FOR LYING ABOUT HIS SAMURAI ANCESTRY

damn that scene between joui, liz, and thiago was the best in the entire season

i would like to take this moment before they all get swallowed alive by some horrible sludge tentacle monster to proclaim my absolute hatred of Santo Berço. I know i said at the end of episode 8 that i thought it looked cool but im over it ive moved past that point in my life i hate Santo Berço

BIG GOOEY MEATBALL

"the people are happy here!" says the blacksmith as he currently has 5 people forcefully locked up for decades that have gone mad with probably no way of ever regaining their sanity i just realised miguel and the old blacksmith fucked and had a kid

final boss aboutta come crawling out of the meatball please stop trying to skin thiago the symbol isnt gonna come off

THAT WAS SICK AF THEYRE ALL DEAD AS HELL

???????????????????? "kenan you have one last sane move before i take your character and throw him off a cliff"

:(

post i made after i finished osnf (made like 3 days later because i was so so so so so so so so so so sad)

https://www.tumblr.com/safetyobstacles/739056899257942016/i-finished-osnf-after-almost-2-months-and-you-know?source=share

[thedeadleafs]

Benoliel, Casa das Manteigas (Butter Shop), Lisbon, 1910

Scanned from the book by Marina Tavares Dias, "Lisboa Desaparecida, volume 4".

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BRIGADEIRO DE SNICKERS

Ingredientes: •1 xícara de AÇÚCAR •1 xícara de ÁGUA •2 colheres de MANTEIGA •1 caixinha de LEITE CONDENSADO •1/2 caixinha de CREME DE LEITE •2 receitas de BRIGADEIRO •1 xícara de AMENDOIM •300g de CHOCOLATE

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“ here! i got you some take-out. and i researched like, fifty mommy blogs to make sure this stuff was totally safe and healthy for you. ” + yuri & rigel

PREGNANCY PROMPTS : ACCEPTING !

adorável, para dizer o mínimo. desde a descoberta da gravidez, yuri havia passado por muitas fases diferentes, de desespero a alegria, em poucos segundos. ela sabia, racionalmente, que rigel jamais teria uma reação negativa, mas no começo, ficou apreensiva. hoje em dia, observando o nervosismo e entusiasmo que ela quase achava que superavam ao seu, se sentia até boba. e deveria mesmo, como ela poderia, até por um segundo, pensar que o seu rigel reagiria de outra maneira que não fosse remeter à felicidade? ― meu amor... ― começou, enquanto ele ainda falava, e então, deu uma risadinha, se levantando apenas para que pudesse fazer seus dedos alcançarem o rosto alheio, o fazendo olhar diretamente para ela. ― rigel, respira. o bebê vai ficar confuso se você falar rápido desse jeito. ― não era verdade, normalmente fetos só começavam a reagir a ruídos externos a partir da vigésima sexta semana, e ele provavelmente também sabia disso. aproveitou a posição para beijá-lo, rapidamente, puxando seus braços para que, em seguida, ambos se deitassem no sofá.

― você tá sendo incrível. quer dizer, você sempre foi incrível então obviamente você está sendo incrível agora. te amo muito, tá? ― estava radiante. enquanto brincava com os dedos de rigel, os colocou em cima da barriga, que ainda estava pequena de maneira, com um volume quase imperceptível. ― daqui alguns meses essa coisinha vai começar a chutar, você consegue acreditar nisso? ― nem ela conseguia, honestamente. ― e a gente vai ter que começar a pensar em nomes, em qual vai ser o primeiro livro infantil que a gente vai ler pro bebê, eu sugiro cloud bread, porque é fofo, incentiva a imaginação e minha mãe lia pra mim quando eu era mais pitica que isso. ah, espera. ― percebeu que a velocidade de suas palavras também estava aumentando, e parou. ― você acha que o bebê vai falar rápido? tô começando a achar que não tem escapatória...

[mosquitinho]

im working part time at a printing store in my neighborhood for the worst pay i've ever worked for, but this is actually the best job in the World because : my gf lives on the same block. her place is literally like 20 steps away from here. Pog .......

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🍞🧈 + ☕️ = 💛

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Quarto da Rebecca

[tonyfm]

FM 2024 - AD Manteigas - 1º época

Transferências 🔄️ 🟢: Nuno Castro - GR - Courense (AF Viana do Castelo) 🟢: Dani Coelho - DD - Santa Maria FC (AF Braga) 🟢: Bruma - MC - Trancoso (AF Guarda) 🟢: Takeshi Hosaki - MD - Estrela Vendas Novas (AF Évora) 🟢: Alex Carvalho - MOE - Lousada (AF Porto) 🟢: Diogo Carrilho - PL - Atlético dos Arcos (AF Viana do Castelo) 🔴: Rodrigo Almeida - MC - FC Vilarinho (AF Porto) Dispensados 🚮: 🗑️: Fábio Nogueira - PL

Pré-epoca

Resultados foi satisfatório, tirando kel d jogo Villarreal la ki es marca di trossa Nsa testa um tatica assimetrico, nfazi alguns alterasons na el durante kes jogos la, hora ki xinta dreto nta partilha.

Setembro

N'perdi um jogo ainda pm @navinh-fm da 2 golo contra VFN Mah inda sta cedo, nu ta recupera

Nha jogador teve um desempenho agradável

Nsa ba ta fz mudansas na tática pa atxa kel q ta encaixa midjor na cada jogador

Outubro

Rapaz dja skeci juga, timi mesti ser mas eficaz, nu sa peka txeu na finalizason. Diferença pa prmr eh lugar eh di 2 pt, nton ainda ta da pa recupera

Novembro

Des vez erro sta na parte defensivo principalmente na zona central , tem stado ta sufri golos derivado di erros di nhas central

N'kaba pa dixi pa tercero lugar mah n'continua a 2 pt di 1º

Prmr jogo di Taça sa bem ser contra Fornos

@navinh tem stado ta fazi bons jogos, si n'ranja um PL mas eficiente di certeza eh ta consigui providencia alguns assistências

Dezembro

N'continua ku algum debilidade na parte defensivo mah nu tem sido mas eficiente na finalização

Termina 1ª volta ku pts empatado ku 1º i 2º lugar

Janeiro

Desempenho di equipa cai txeu na td aspecto Na Taça n'perdi contra Fornos, auto-golo d Baroni na 84min.

Nsa pensaba ma pelo menos semi-final nta txigaba, ka da. Gossi eh foca na Campeonato

Fevereiro

Vila Franca ka kre perdi, sa complican conta, tem forte probabiidade di campeonato ser decidido na ultimo jorna, jogo mi contra ez Equipa dja midjora um bocado dipos ki n'muda alguns kuzas na tatica

Março

N'consigui 1º lugar temporariamente mah n'caba pa perdi di novo, dipos di maz um derrota contra Vila Cortez, jogo foi equilibrado, n'kumessa ta perdi n'consigui recupera desvantagem, na fim di jogo es marcan um golo di penalty Si continua assi, ntem ki ganha Vila Franca na ultimo jornada pa n'consigui ser campeão

Abril

Nhas esperanças di ser campeão dja bai, dipos di perdi 2 jogo seguido, n'muda tatica pa um 4-3-3 convencional pensado ma kuzas ta midjora mah foi contrario, se calhar n'devia manti nha tatica assimetrico

VFN mesti so 1 vitoria pa es ganha i falta 2 jornada pa fim, gossi so 1 milagre pa n'ganha Proximo epoca nta tenta subida dnv

Novo presidente

N'ganha VFN na ultimo jornada d campeonato, n'muda alguns kzs na tatica ki nsa usa na nha save k Inter tb

Proximo epoca si nka subi nka ta juga mas

[1horadereceitas]

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