#mark gives ethan a hot (stone) massage

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) massage”

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[kats-shadow]

Mark has brought a new meaning to “oil me up”

[memento-mori-memories]

74:12:00 - Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

[starrtoon]

MOMIPLIER IS AMAZING LOLOL

[twonusannus]

Day 290/365: “Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage”

Can momiplier set *me* up with someone? All jokes aside that bit almost made me cry from laughter.

Tomorrow: every smell

[scatterpatter]

Tired: Zodiac Signs

Wired: Which era of Unus Annus was your birthday video in

Beginning Era

November 15-December 6

Notable Videos: Cooking With Sex Toys, the trio of Cupping videos, Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost, Play-Doh Thanksgiving, We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It, Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

NOT A MASOCHIST Era

December 7-January 3

Notable Videos: Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat, Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral, Acupuncture is NOT Painful, We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother, We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee, Preserving Ourselves in Wax, Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye, We Took The Polar Plunge, We Eat Bugs

Disclaimer Era

January 4-January 19

Notable Videos: DIY Bungee Jump(please don't try this), Ethan finally becomes a MAN, Mark And Ethan Go Casket Shopping, Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God, DIY Geriatric Simulator

Going Further Beyond Era

January 20-February 16

Notable Videos: We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves, We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams, Hacking The Very Fabric Of The Universe, Turning Mark Into an E-Boy, Literally Eating Fire, Unregulated Axe Throwing, Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

Out And About Era

February 17-March 23

Notable Videos: Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death, Goat Yoga, We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes, Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death, The Barrel - Official Music Video, We Got Pepper Sprayed, Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell, Mark and Ethan are Now Fathers, We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course

Covid Era

March 24-May 14

Notable Videos: Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces, Where in the World is Unus Annus?, We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games, Help Us Break a YouTube World Record, The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake, What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?, We Attempted to Create THICC Water

The Halfway Era

May 15-June 16

Notable Videos: The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here..., Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime, Only UNUS-es/ANNUS-es May Watch This Video, DIY Wine, Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes, Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics, Recreating Childhood Photos

Renaissance Era

June 17-July 25

Notable Videos: Pee Sauna, The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown, Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast, Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim, Recreating Mark's Childhood, Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes, The Unus Annus Space Program, Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs(hee hee hoo hoo this was my birthday video), Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?

The Dessert Era

July 26-August 20

Notable Videos: The Beginning of The End, The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest, A Serious Conversation Under the Stars, Mark and Ethan Share a Drink, Hydro Dipping A Baby, Puberty Simulator, Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World, 1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us

Camp Unus Annus Era

August 21-August 30

Notable Videos: Too Many Pickles, Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away, How to Safely Bury Your Friend, How to Start a Fire (except don't...), Hunting HeeHoo, Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus?

Road To Goodbye Era

August 31-September 12

Notable Videos: Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage, Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band, We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine, Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors, We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To

SCP Era

September 13-October 29

Notable Videos: We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away, Pee Soda, Mark Knows What Ethan Did..., Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer, Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack, The Painful World of Aerial Silks, This Video is Completely Unedited, Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea, We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR), Cryptid Olympics, Blood Bath

Ending Era

October 30-November 14

Notable Videos: Ethan Kidnapped Mark, The Truth of Unus Annus, The Unus Annus Last Supper, Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video, Who's Cutting Onions In Here???, God's Fitness Test, Everything's Legal If You're Dead, The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover, Goodbye.

[wolfandrain]

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In Case You Need a Smile Today - You Wanna Meet a Korean Woman?

From: Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

I can’t decide what’s better, just, everything that Momiplier says, or the fact that Mark and Ethan laugh for a solid 36 straight seconds at the end.

Either way, Momiplier is a gem.

[foreverfangirllove]

Memento: Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage: Day 292

-”Am I not worth the good butter Amy?”

-I see some sexy legs there

-you want to meet korean woman?

-lets hook it up

-should have been called: momiplier’s genius

[supermarvelgirl15]

Since Unus Annus is going to end in 17 days, here are my favorite videos:

Cooking with Sex Toys

Preserving Ourselves In Wax

DIY Chiropractor

We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

[theoneandonlyyeti]

top 5 unus annus episodes?

oooo thats a good one

hmm

lets see here

1. santa's mukbang

i probably watched this video 30 times or something its so funny and i also did the pyramid of nog myself exactly a year later. it was amazing and also pain (i liveblogged it on here if ya wanna see the chaos... under tag "the pyramid of nog")

2. mark gives ethan a HOT (stone) massage

this video came out when i was about to move... my room had been staged and nothing felt like home and i hated it. i woke up really late one day and watched this first thing. i was laughing so hard i could barely breathe and then as soon as i got downstairs after getting out of bed my mom informed me that my unus annus split hoodie had come in the mail.

3. edible slime was a mistake

this video has the energy of a fever dream and i love it. mark was so out of it and the video just spiraled downwards and its just so much fun to watch

4. mark steals ethans face

this was another one i watched alot. it was really funny, and it was really cool how they got a pretty good mold of ethans face! after telling my mom about it she informed me that she did something similar in college but she made the mold of her face into a plant pot. her mother has it at the moment and puts sunglasses on it because its so realistic and creeps her out

5. mark and ethan get into a fight

this video was super cool. i loved the cinematic shots and how everything came together. the scene at the end was my favorite and i have that specific clip saved somewhere. i dunno i just thought the whole thing was so cool

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 3rd Birthday to

“Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) massage”

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[rachelle-12]

All the Unus Annus Video Were They are Shirtless (if only for a bit)

Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

The Bad Kind of Cupping 😐

2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother

Preserving Ourselves In Wax

Learning to Breathe Underwater

We Turned Our Bodies Into Art

Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)

Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass

DIY Chiropractor

Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

We Played Strip Poker

We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

Pee Sauna

Creating Mark FISHbach

Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?

The Beginning of The End

Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Hunting HeeHoo

Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Blood Bath

Bonus, video's that they were shirtless but in like a thingy

We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell 

[unusannus-mementomori]

can't believe my birthday unus annus video was Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

[nightofnetter]

Time to finally share this...

My Favorite Unus Annus Episodes

Ethan will be kicked in the balls

Baby hands operation

Drawing memes from memory

An AI predicts how we are going to die

Mark turns Ethan into a mummy

We buy a professional hypnosis video

Mark and Ethan attempt an escape room

Ethan destroys mark’s van with a bat

Ethan gives mark a Viking funeral

The great meat mistake

Floating inside a real sensory deprivation tank

Santa’s Mukbang (Drinking 1 gallon of eggnog)

Hiding our sins from Amy’s holy peepers

DIY Bungee Jump (don’t try this at home)

Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

This is How We’ll Die

We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Bad Bad Beans

We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams

Looking at Long Lost Memes

Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Literally Eating Fire

Unregulated Axe Throwing

Literally Laying on Literal Broken Glass

Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

Becoming a Master of Mime

Are We Already Dead?

Our Perfect (And Last) Valentine’s Day

Drunk College Party Simulator

The Ultimate Trolly Problem

Goat Yoga

Granting Access into Heaven’s Sweet Gates

Mark and Ethan go on a “Drum Date”

Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Money On

REAL Ghost Hunting in an Abandoned Zoo

Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs

Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

The Barrel - Official Music Video

Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Mark Needs to Rub Ethan And Only His Mom Can Help Him

2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

Unus Annie Carves the Roast Beef

We Tried A Labor Pain Simulator

Mark’s 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

We Played Mad Libs and Ran it Through Google Translate

Speed Reading at 1000+ WPM to Gain Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

We Found Websites that the World Forgot About

The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

How to NOT Be the Perfect Boyfriend

Mark and Ethan Find the Lost City of El Dorado

Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis

Running Internet Drama Through Google Translate

The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy Touchy Hans Shake

Two Male Men Judge Female Women On Their Beauty

Don’t Go in the Ocean... Ever.

We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Is Mark a Masochist?

Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among Us?

Like it or not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does It Take to Kill a Man?

Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare for Our Inevitable Demise

How Tall Can A Human Get? An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

We Played Strip Poker

Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

DIY Boob

The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

Reacting to Your HILARIOUS Green Screen Memes

Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

We Made Fanart For Each Other

Will We Break These Boards... Or Will They Break Us?

Creating Mark FISHbach

Ethan Traps Mark’s Soul In The Palm Of his Hand

2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How To Save Money at the Movies

Building the World’s First IKEA Boat

Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.

Recreating Mark’s Childhood

Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

The Unus Annus Space Program

The Egg Smashing Game

Dunking Oreos in Literally Anything But Milk

How to Escape From a Hostage Situation

The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Ultimate Horseshoes

Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Mark Teaches Ethan How To Play a Trumpet

The Wubble

Mark and Ethan Shave Chica

DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Hydro Dipping a Baby

Popping Popcorn With a High-Powered Laser

Puberty Simulator

Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Too Many Pickles

Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room

Hunting HeeHoo

Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

We Smell Every Smell

How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?

Mark Teaches Ethan How To March In A Marching Band

Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors

We Attempt Pottery Without Amy’s Help

Learning to Use the Force

Brick Soccer

Mark Knows What Ethan Did...

This Video Will Never Make Sense

Ethan Watches as Mark Does the Impossible

This Video Went Completely Out of Control

DIY Minesweeper

Literally Finding A Needle in a Haystack

Drawing On Each Other’s Backs in Total Darkness

We Bought Every Grinch Costume on EBay

Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Cryptic Olympics

Phasmophobia in Real Life

Edward Pumpkin Hands

The Annual Unus Annus Costume Contest

Ethan Kidnapped Mark

The Truth About Unus Annus

The Unus Annus Last Supper

Being Brutally Honest With Each Other

Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

Who’s Cutting Onions in Here???

The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

Everything’s Legal if You’re Dead

Goodbye.