#mathamagician

[tlwebb]

[jalapenoscumbag]

i can't STOP 💜

[jodjuya]

Tables of Derivatives is a spellbook of imagination powers. 🧙👨🏻‍🏫

[micahulrichdraws]

What the art piece you are most proud of?

two way tie: i drew a three headed cock dragon back in highschool and named it the hydra in celebration of passing a math midterm via not answering any questions and drawing a mathamagician casting math magic on the back page of the test after the school counselor had made me miss most of the exam because my math teacher had unfounded concerns about my progress in his class

[apollosmusee]

addie you’re so funny 😭 i can’t

that was a legitimate maths question tho 😕😔 you're not a mathamagician 😔💕

[truitt-story]

Sunday, November 20 — Short and Sweet One-Shot: Write ten short-short stories of no more than a paragraph long (can star one or multiple characters.)

And They All Lived Happily Ever After: 10 Stories 

TW for death

1. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 6. 

Once upon a time there was a princess and she had a mama and a daddy and an iguana named Christopher and they all lived in a house together and she made a wish on a star and she got to have a restaurant and they ate beignets for breakfast lunch and dinner and dessert every day, with a lot of ice cream and chocolate sauce and a cherry on top. And they all lived happily ever after.

2. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 7

Once upon a time there was a princess and she had a mama and a daddy and a puppy named Christopher and they all lived in a big nice house together in the woods (next door to her best friend ) and one day she made a wish on a star and it made her smarter and hard working and she saved up a lot of money and she got to have a restaurant and they had beignets every day but only for dessert, because too much sugar will rot your teeth. And they all lived happily ever after.

3. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 8

Once upon a time there was a princess and she had a mama and a daddy and a dragon named Christopher and she could get on the dragon any time she liked and ride it all around the world so when she missed her daddy (because he went on trips sometimes in airplanes) she could just go get him and he could just get on the dragon’s back (I don’t know if that’s how it works but she was magic). And then they would go back to her castle and make dinner and it was so good everyone wanted to come over for dinner. And they all lived happily ever after.

4. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 9

Once upon a time there was a princess and she had a mama and a daddy who loved her very much and she had a restaurant that was so good that everyone in the whole country wanted to come to it. But she only let her mama and her daddy have the best seats and they could come in any time they wanted, they didn’t need a reservation or anything. Because they were both very busy with their jobs so it was a really big deal whenever they got to have family time together. And one day they had a really good dinner and they all lived happily ever after.

5. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 10

Once upon a time there was a princess and she was really good at cooking but she was not so good at math and reading, but it was okay because that stuff is stupid anyway because you would never even use it in real life. And her mama and her daddy didn’t care about that because they told her she could be whatever she wanted to be and she definitely didn’t want to be a mathamagician. And she cooked the best soup anyone had ever had and it didn’t even matter that she didn’t do so good on her math tests. And they all lived happily ever after.

6. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 11

Once upon a time there was a princess and she was in charge of everyone even know she was just a princess, because she was actually also the queen of the whole kingdom. And nobody could tell her what to do. And when her friends got to go to a sleepover she got to go too, because she made all the rules. And she had a fun time at the sleepover and all the people of the kingdom loved her and they all lived happily ever after. 

7. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 12

Once upon a time there was a knight and she was a girl because girls can do anything, and she was smart and brave and very good at her knight job. And riding horses. And there was a princess with golden hair and a very pretty voice and the knight saved her from a mean dragon named Kevin. And they fell in love because girls can do anything. And they all lived happily ever after.

8. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 13

Once upon a time there was a girl who wrote a bunch of stupid stories whenever life didn’t go her way and she found this stupid diary that she only ever got out when she was kind of mad about something and then she finally got to invite people over for a sleepover and the other girls found it and she laughed with them and agreed it was dumb and cringey but really she kind of wished she’d just burned this thing a long time ago.

9. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 22

Once upon a time there was a girl whose dad died. And she really was fine and she didn’t need to go to therapy or anything, but someone got her a book about grief and it had something about “inner child healing” or something which made her think of this notebook, and she read all of the stories and not gonna lie she cried a little. I don’t really know what I’m trying to do here but it feels kind of nice to write something down.

10. A story by Tiana Truitt, Age 27

Once upon a time there was a woman who felt a little like she was falling apart, but she found a notebook full of silly stories and it reminded her that it wouldn’t be the first time. And that reminded her that shit like this would probably happen again. And it would be nice if it was just dessert or sleepovers or crushes that was the sticking point, but that stuff used to be really important, I guess, and one day I’ll probably look back on this stuff and feel silly about it. So maybe I’ll start writing in this thing again. I don’t know. I do think it makes me feel better, and I’m trying to be kinder to myself and do things that make me feel better. So yeah. Maybe this woman will live happily, one day. I don’t know about ever after. We’ll see. 

[therobotmonster]

There are about 7.442 billion people, assuming an average lifespan of 70, we get 291,272 once-in-a-lifetime-events happening every day.

[prettykikimora]

Im no economical mathamagician but the fact that apparently recession is very easy to avoid by doing certain things like not getting in a trade war with the second largest world economy is very funny to me.  This blood and soil dipshit nonsense never worked and never will work I hope the suffering farmers of america string up everyone in the white house like Mussolini.  

[impala-dreamer]

Michael's glowing eyes and Demon!Deans black ones.

I'm not a mathamagician or whatever but that's 8 words!

Can you Turn Me On...in under seven words?

[orpheusterminals]

#pythagoras #mathamagician

[jalapenoscumbag]

more math-a-magician whiteboard brainrot 🍽

[ima-do-it-glue-it]

Kashwad the Mathamagician

[mathamagician]

QUICK I NEED NAMES FOR 10 TAMAGOTCHIS!!!!

SEND THEM IN!!! 5 LETTERS OR LESS

[jalapenoscumbag]

i found sterling handrick art of math-a-magician 🤭💕