#matthias yaps

[matthiasrox555]

”i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay?? im a stitch away from making it ??? and a scar away from falling apart?????? Apart?

[telugxrl13]

get a friend like inej, she’s such a girls’ girl

[2-old-to-guard]

Quick little yap for today. It really bugs me when people talk about Joe and Booker having a friendly rilvary banter. They don't. Period!

In every interaction Joe and Booker have it's the most dude-bro friendship that doesn't border on homoerotic (although this is highly debated). Even Andy, who has the deepest connection with Booker (but that's another story), slaps him at one point and jokes about his explosion. There's a reason why Joe reacts in anger to Booker's betrayal, it's because he held so much trust with Booker and thought they had a close enough relationship to talk about this stuff.

Now, if there was a sibling rilvary... it's Booker and Nicky

[sarahwithanh5]

I just finished Crooked Kingdom, I have no purpose in life anymore

I cried for two hours (other than the scattered crying all over the past 30 hours)

I miss them already 😔

Anyway, I NEED SOMETHING SIMILAR TO READ PLEASE GIMME SUGGESTIONS

[florashifting]

JUST GOT TO HELNIKS FIRST KISS WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOO

[faerghusfucker]

HEY GUYS i apologize for not posting much art or detailed headcanons recently, school is dragging me through the pits of hell and it probably will be for two more weeks so like forgive me.

i have sadly not returned to post art though

i have returned to show you guys my tier list of 3H dads

how long did this take? 30 seconds! by what standards did i base my rankings? i don’t know! erwin showed up first and i just reflexively put him in S because i love a cunty old man. and that vibe just carried through the entire rest of the list. i don’t think this is based on parenting ability because rodrigue would absolutely be lower if it was. idk i think it’s just how much i like them lmao

guys i love three hopes so much. i love all these dads. well that’s a lie i don’t think i love them as like human beings. but i love that we got to learn abt them bc that informs why their children are like that and all that good stuff.

i wish we could’ve seen more of them tho like i wanna see marquis vestra and margrave edmund. ESPECIALLY MARGRAVE EDMUND they talk so much abt him i wanna see this mythical man.

but like the dads are so fun. i love sarcastic ass waldemar. i love beating up slimy ass gregoire. i love byleth and jeralt actually getting supports and bonding time. i love matthias being a WEIRDO. awesome stuff.

[coeuranxieux]

hey hey guys can we talk about how generally unhealthy matthias looks compared to everyone else. can we please discuss how he is genuinely gaunt as hell with a sunken face on his model and incredibly fucking pale like he has never seen the sun before can we discuss that please guys

[winters-rose-daughterofcain]

Current 3 AM thoughts: Sapphic Helnik with female Matthias

THINK ABOUT IT THINK ABOUT IT THINK ABOUT IT-

Tall buff blonde lesbian with religious trauma and a degree in repression? Obviously she wouldn't be a full on member of the Druskelle because Fjerda hates woman but like she can still be connected to Brum/ the Druskelle and end up on the ship another way. Have a look at the unseen labor woman are absolutely contributing too even if they aren't aloud to fight. Still like grew up indoctrinated and shit and the same redemption/unlearning arc and stuff, have her disapprove of Nina because of how she's taught woman should behave still but like, also envious of her freedom in how she can act and express herself and the confidence she has in who she is, them still bonding over being children forced to participate in a war while contrasting the differences. Nina being almost more hurt when she insults her on the ship because the men she expects it from, but she thought the only other girl here might have been an ally and then instantly feeling stupid about it. A definitely not casual low-key wlw situationship as they travel together. THE FUCKING YEARNING AND BETRAYAL in hellgate and all throughout the first book tbh, just so so much sapphic yearning, the pull of Fjerda and Druskelle traditions being not just familiarity but also the comfort of heteronormativity even if just metaphorically, standing up to and betraying Brum being not only about Grisha and the beliefs she was taught about others also being about recognising her own autonomy and power and the ways in which his ideology has hurt her. THE FORBIDDEN LOVE OF IT ALL HELLO?

There's so more okay and I still love Matthias and his/their original story and think its quite important and some things don't perfectly translate (and I can't have more sapphics dying on me okay) but like I thought of it and I can't unthinking it now okay so just think about it THINK ABOUT IT-

[krittec]

for the longest time, i genuinely believed that people who were like “I don’t understand Six of Crows/Crooked lol what happened? where did that tank come from?” were joking because it seemed like too many people to be real.

recently found out that they actually have no idea of what happened despite reading the book but saying it’s their favourite and i am absolutely shocked plus a little concerned

[matthiasrox555]

”i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay and you’re just the girl all the boys wanna dance with?????? And im just the boy who’s had too many chances????

[telugxrl13]

fym these criminals were performing a heist of the world's most secure prison but they all fell in love with one another and were daydreaming about their crushes aka future spouses during the whole job like if this isn't peak teenager behavior idk what is

[narrated]

once again thinking about matthias meeting my warden emilia at the winter palace. once again thinking about their brief conversation about the weight of saving the world. once again thinking about matthias eventually meeting rook and having that chosen one conversation despite trying to shrug off that role as vehemently as possible, a small moment of reflection in what you gained and what you lost.

[cielenruine]

His back turned to the book shelf, his eyes darted across the room as if he was scanning some mental catalog. "The Death of King Klaus...though it is a bit embellished tells of a war of succession that eventually led to Faerghus capturing the southern part of the Sreng peninsula under His Majesty Banfig." Of course it was his first recommendation. Perhaps one of the most popular novel featuring tales of Laetitia and her deeds even before their house had been properly established. The conflict of court and the ultimate conclusion of the story, their history, stood his hairs on edge every time. "The History of Fodlan volume two hosts the official interpretation of events surrounding Faerghus's rebellion and secession from Adrestia though there are a great many novel that hold host to details glossed over but the general course of events remains the same." "Tailtean's Edge is a fairly verbose reading of the battle though parts of it have contested accuracy." He steps away from the book case and offers a low hum. "Indeed. Those who believe they are simply owed something for the fact that they exist...those sorts of people deserve the fate that befalls them." "However," His eyes lock with Uriel's and he wonders if these are simply the words of a scholar or ones of a warrior. "If there are those who simply need to be provided help to step in the right direction to provide, it's a sign of weakness to not guide them. A leader who cannot inspire the weak is no leader in the slightest." The sigh this time is deeper, far more grave than he'd have liked for it to come out. "Even those useless enough to think themselves grand because of a title have their uses. Whether as examples to spur on the weak or as testimonies to the hardships one must face to truly be great. Every person wits somewhere, even if it's unpleasant." That look does not leave his eyes, rather it hardens as he looks up to Uriel. "In an age where all of Fodlan was Imperial territory, they led a rebellion bloody enough that the church was forced to mediate lest they tear the whole of the empire apart. Whether they could have done such a thing or not is likewise contested." "Their relation to Faerghus? Forgive my childishness for a moment but they are the pinnacle of all one should aspire to be. As liege and as knight or vassal. Tolerance until there is little more to be tolerated. Violence until favor has been returned in kind. Mercy and understanding in times when one is sated. How well we've followed such creed in all the years since their time...well we certain pick and choose depending on the era." Peace was a tumultuous thing after all and plague made peace all the more fleeting. Their relationships with their neighbors told enough.

wood for the wood gods || duma & matthias mini

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[florashifting]

Every chapter after 40 in crooked kingdom has me sniffling and sobbing and shaking I've literally been going through an emotional roller-coaster these past 6 days

[undercover-grisha]

Crows as Content Creators

Nina: language learning YouTube main channel, will comment on world happenings in other languages and teach people all the swears. Matthias appears pretty often in the Fjerdan videos, but the others pop up often too. Most popular video is “Rich Boy Kerch vs. Country Boy Kerch: Who Will Win?!” And it’s just her asking Kaz and Wylan to say things and then cackling when they get mad at each other. She also streams on Twitch where she plays cozy games that she gets WAY too worked up about. Is a deviant in Sims 4. 300k on YouTube, 450k on Twitch

Jesper: commentary YouTuber, specifically in the Gabi Belle/Andy King way where he like holds his microphone in hand and also walks around his room just chatting and yapping. TikTok for gag jokes and coin tricks, as well as showing off his boyfriend. 1 mill on YouTube, 500k on TikTok

Matthias: aesthetic day-in-the-life instagram creator, lots of nature and Nina pics. Runs an every-so-often YouTube where he teaches dog training tricks. 20k on YouTube, 200k on Insta

Kaz: finance advice TikTok, but like actually helpful advice, like that one PR woman who does really great breakdowns. Kind of the smarmy Hank Green of finance, is constantly telling people to stop worrying about the economy when they get too excited. 600k

Inej: TikTok with her aerial silk performances and mini cut up tutorials for stretching. YouTube for longer stretch tutorials, with daily prayers to the Saints, and an actual gym vlog montage. Sometimes does meditation guides. 2 mill on TikTok, 1 mill on Youtube

Wylan: kills on TikTok, actually. Has an instagram where he posts flute facts and tutorials, put posts all his actual music and covers on TikTok. Streams horror games every so often, rarely phased by jump-scares, though they always get Jesper when he joins him. Always drinks a fabcy new drink that no one knows the name of, and constantly just drops, “yeah, I’m snacking on lychee from Shu Han.” Or “pineapple from The Southern Colonies” And everyone’s like ??? 3 mill on TikTok, 600k on Insta, 400k on Twitch

[coeuranxieux]

infodumping day 2: telling my uncle the story behind chonnys charming chaos compendium will update later