#maybe kachow can be our always

[queercoded-disney-villain]

👀

I’M SO SORRY THIS DROWNED IN MY DRAFTS

TMA AU where Sasha’s the Archivist.

The Archivist!Sasha is mostly background so I can NotThemify Jon.

Jonathan Sims is an Assistant Archivist in the Magnus Archives who, quite vocally, does not believe any of the things they research. Sasha asks him to look into statements. He complains about how obviously fake they are, how the statement giver must’ve been high or hallucinating. But he still looks into the statements. He does his job quite well.

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said about the other assistants. Martin Blackwood seems to be hopelessly innocent, shrugging off his mistakes with an awkward smile and a cup of tea. Tim is too busy flirting with Sasha, statement-givers, and authorities and mostly Sasha. And they find ways to involve Jon in their mischief, no matter how vigorously he disapproves. They get to have fun since Jon’s not in charge. Jon ends up as their straight man who’s still not straight.

Meanwhile, the horrors.

Martin is Besot By Worms. Jon shows his sweet center by saying “sure bro sleep in our workplace” and bringing him blankets while acting like he doesn’t care. He always says that he doesn’t care. Martin’s starting to see that he does.

Jon has a strange encounter with someone called “Michael.” He recounts it to Sasha, and then firmly denies that anything supernatural happened. But he asks that the Institute be stocked with CO2. And that some be available for Martin. But. Uh. Not because Martin’s being stalked by worms! It’d just- uh- make Martin feel better! Maybe it’d put him at enough ease that he could actually do his job right, you know?

Then worms! Kachow! Tim gets overwhelmed by worms. Sasha gets Elias. Jon and Martin get a fun conversation about Jon’s belief in the paranormal, his reasons for denying it, his feeling of being watched, his feeling of being stalked, and also is Martin a ghost?

Tim, Martin, and Jon make their way through the tunnels. Martin falls behind and they all get separated in a Worm Wave™️. Jon ends up in Artefact Storage. Jon ends up by the Web Table. He laughs, terrified, into the tape recorder, as he remembers that same spiderweb in the book that started it all. Then he Gets Got.

Jon is much more popular after the attack. People agree that he’s handsome. Tim questions how Jon got out of the attack without any worm scars. Jon jokes with him about it. He’s dropped all pretense of stubborn scholasticism. He’s much funnier now. Even if his smile is too wide.

Sasha, meanwhile, is spiraling into paranoia. One of them killed Gertrude. She has to know. She has to Know. But through it all, Jon seems reliable. He seems steadfast. He has dropped all pretense of denial and returns with the needed research faster than ever. He’s an enthusiastic helper now. Even if Sasha can’t figure out how he finds so much about those strange circuses.

He is going out with Martin. He’s dropped all pretense of cruelty. He’s so affectionate now. Even if Martin feels his skin crawl. Even if he seems the opposite of the Jon he knew- masked caring replaced for sweetness that rings hollow.

Of course they find out. And everybody gets so much more angst about it. And then Martin gets Lonelied forever. All the gays get buried.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

kachow? kachow.

[deathordemise]

kachow hello everyone here’s a writing piece i’ve been working on since god knows when. i started it when tommy was still in exile, so the recent events kinda threw it into the non-cannon compliant, lol. anyway , this entire thing is based off the concept of dream wanting a ‘family’. dw, turned on auto cap to write it lmao. send asks regarding this if you wanna :)

here’s the one person who wanted to be tagged : @head-fullof-clouds

trigger warnings: looking down on someone based of age, imprisonment, gas lighting, one sided family dynamics (?), forced found family (??)

mainly tubbo and dream centric, but mentions of others. there’s more under the cut!!

Dream stands with his hands on his hips, surveying his past hours of work.

“Would you like Ranboo to room with you guys as well? You and him get along very well, and it’s nice to see you hang out with kids your age other than Tommy.”

Tubbo shakes his head, sitting on the edge of his bed. The adult sighs and shrugs.

“Okay, if you’re so sure.” He turns back to the other barrels full of things . Tubbo finally speaks up when he begins to assemble another bookcase.

“ I don’t want Tommy in here either.”

Dream straightens immediately, looking genuinely confused.

“But you guys are best friends! I would have loved sharing a room with my best friends when I was younger. I know you boys had that little fight during his exile, but surely you’ll get over it? I mean, I did spend all this time decorating his side of the bedroom.”

“This isn’t a bedroom,” Tubbo stands up and lunges at the bars. He grips it in an attempt to shake them, but the metal poles remain sturdy. “Dream, this is a prison cell!”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” He scoffs. Tubbo remains glaring and hostile.

“You know I’m right. You know you’re making us all prisoners. It doesn’t matter how nice you make the cells, how good you make the meals, how lovingly you hand stitched these blankets. You’re holding us here against our will, with no escape. You’re nothing but a jail guard.” His tirade is cut off when Dream slams his fist into the crafting table.

“Stop!” Dream pauses to collect himself. He shudders, voice cracking is desperation.

“Stop it. You’re twisting my words. You’re making it wrong. You’re making it ugly.”

Dream finally takes a seat, pulling off his mask in the process. He sits with his back against the wall, facing Tubbo again. His head tilts back and he presses the palms of his hands against his eyes, then smooths his hair back.

“Why do you guys always have to make it all ugly? This is my land, you know? I can deal with you guys terraforming, I expected it. I can deal with you guys building whatever the fuck you wanted with my permission. I could have even let the whole drug thing slide! But then there was the thing with the discs.”

“Tommy’s discs.” Tubbo corrects,but he doesn’t acknowledge the teen’s input.

“It was such a simple thing to do. Hand me the discs. Maybe I would have given them back eventually. But you had to fight back. You had to separate yourselves, and start a war. You made it all ugly, and by making me the bad guy, you made me ugly too. I don’t understand. I just wanted you guys to listen to me.”

“You wanted to control us” Tubbo protested, “Like puppets on a string. You wanted us to bend at your will. We’re our own damn people, Dream. We’re not dolls for you to play ‘house’ with.”

“I know you’re too young to understand.” Dream sighs, giving him a small smile.

“It's okay . I forgive you. I forgive each and everyone of you.”

“What about George and Sapnap? Do you think this is what they want?” Tubbo switches tactics, desperate to make the man see reason. Tired of gripping the metal, he too sits on the cold netherite floor.

“George and Sapnap don’t know what they want.” Dream snaps irritatedly. Seemingly hitting the nail on its head, Tubbo plows on.

“Oh,really? Do you think Bad would let you do this? You think he’ll come in here willingly?”

“He goes wherever Skeppy goes.” He waves dismissively.

“Ah,yes, because Bad is so down with Skeppy being tossed into jail.”

“I’m not tossing Skeppy into the jail! Tub- Tubbo, you know this isn’t a jail, right?”

“Then what is it, Dream? What is this, with the iron bars and doors and obsidian? Sam himself built it, and he says it’s a prison. What is it?”

He doesn’t reply at first, fiddling with the cracked and damaged mask in his hands.

“I’m pretty fond of the moniker Pandora’s Vault.” He smiles softly at Tubbo, sending a chill up his spine.

“Vault?”

“Yeah. A vault is where people store valuables.”

“I- I do know what a vault is! That’s not my… did you just completely miss the part where I said we’re people? We’re not like those shiny things that you’d stuff into an enderchest.” He sputtered indignantly, at an almost loss for words. Dream wheezes and hauls himself up, dusting off his pants.

“Enderchest is actually kind of a cool name for it. I might just consider rebranding! I like to call it a vault, Tubbo, because a vault is where you store precious things. And to me, there’s nothing more precious than family.”

He walks back over to the crafting table, unaware of the other slowly losing his composure.

“You’re not my family.” He whispers.

Dream picks up on the dread and terror in Tubbos voice. He sets the planks back down gently.

“Remember when we were in the same team competing in MCC?” and how can Tubbo forget that? Standing side by side with your sworn enemy, wearing the same colours with undeniable pride.

“Remember how I helped you train? How we trained together, and I gave you advice and support? Didn’t you like that ? I was like a mentor to you, like an older brother! Don’t you want an older brother? You won’t have to be alone anymore.”

“I’m not alone! I have an actual family, Dream. I don’t need you. I’ve got my whole cabinet. Do I need to remind you that I’m the bloody president, not some weak baby you need to soothe? I’ve got Phil, and Wil-Ghostbur, and I’ve got Tech… I’ve got Ranboo and Niki, and Tommy. No, not…I don’t…” he protests.

“Tommy? Wilbur? Technoblade? You think Technoblade is better than me ? The people who destroyed your country ? Some fucking family you got there. You know what? Fine. Fine! They’re going to be in here with you anyway. I don’t fucking care. We’re going to be one big happy family whether you like it or not.”

“You’re not my fucking family!” Tubbo screams.

“And you are a child!” Dream roars.

“You’re a little boy playing dress up! Do you think you can fill Wilbur’s shoes? You can barely even measure up to Schlatt! At least Schlatt did something. What have you done with your presidency, Tubbo? What have you done ?”

Tubbo finds himself cowering on the floor as Dream's figure looms above him, face pressed against the bars, jeering.

“Answer me, Tubbo. What have you done ? What have you fucking done?!”

Tubbo sobs.

“I’ll tell you what you’ve done,” he continues.

“You’ve exiled your best friend. You’ve surrounded yourself with a so-called cabinet full of people more kniving and ambitious than you. They think you’re an idiot, no, they know you’re an idiot. You weren’t the first choice, you weren’t even the second.”

Silence reigns once again as Dream walks back to the crafting bench. Tubbo manages to haul himself into the bed, trembling the whole time. He only looks up when the iron door swings open and a shadow is cast over him.

“Hey.”

He’s calm again. He’s kind and gentle and nice again as he holds out a wooden box like it’s a peace offering.

It’s a bee hive.

“I know I broke your first one and killed all your bees but I really didn’t mean to.” he sounds apologetic, as close to a ‘sorry’ as Dream can get. When Tubbo doesn’t take the box, he sets it down on the beds edge and then clambers on as well, sitting next to him.

“I didn’t mean to raise my voice either. I was just,” he gestures vaguely “,frustrated.”

He smiles when Tubbo picks up the bee hive and fidgets with it, looking everywhere except for Dream's face.

“There we go! I hope you like it. I’ll pick up some bee’s for you later today or tomorrow, yeah ?”

“Yeah.”

Dream laughs, pulling the teen into a quick side hug.

“It’s gonna be okay.” He reassures.

“Everything’s gonna be okay.”

[keyheartsia-dorm]

*Sighs*

I’m bored let’s do a lore dump

It’s a Map~

Oh Yeah I mentioned a Sprinkle of Final Fantasy and KH but I haven’t talked about that Aspect of my Canon At all have I? Well truth be told it’s cause I’m focusing on getting the more Basic Aspects of my Oc’s Before I get into that but Guess who made this Baby on a Whim!

So this is the Map of the Isle of Light well the Main Island at least there are other Littler Bits of land Yet to surface I̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶A̶d̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶h̶a̶ oh yeah did I mention it’s a FLOATING ISLAND!! Yeah P Sick right? Okay so I’ll go into the Island’s History and it’s Area’s but it may have some Spoilers I guess you could say but honestly I wouldn’t wait on me making a full fledged...Anything outta the Story I’ve made like I’ll sum it up (not here but like in general) but comics are hard Videos are hard Fics are hard maybe not individually but this is more of a Anime Series then an Anime movie if you feel me without further ado...Stuff

Oh god this was longer then expected

Some General Background

So The Isle of Light was Originally the Black Forest A Place of Freedom and Expression for all who lead lives who Needed to hide Such and Some Such was The Coven of the Black Forest made up of 3 sisters (not biologically also there was a 4th) they all found comfort and love with each other one being the Princess of the Kingdom nearby (The 4th and Littlest one) She had a fiancé who was Mad with a Lust for power and Control over things he Didn’t need power and control over He Treated the Littlest one Cruelly when the other 3 Decided enough was enough when he did...SOMETHING to Part of the Forest so Horrible it turned Dead and Cruel (Subtle Subtle Hint Hint Wink) When all 3 Of them saw the Ruin They went so mad they turned to Darkness and fought him and all his Manmade monstrosities there when the Princess Arrived there was so much Dark energy everywhere it was Bad like Real Bad So with her friends now monsters she Fought them with a heavy heart her heart broke so much she fell afterwards immediately Unintentionally Sending her Kingdom to somewhere nobody knows where she is though...That’s an even bigger question BUT the story would live on as a Weilder of the key blade who slayed 3 evil witches...(Oh yeah did I mention Crowley knows And that’s Why He Let the Girls Attend because he thought they might be the Black Forest Coven Reincarnated And the Prophecy that when they Awakened the “Keys to their Hearts once more” They’d Free The Princess From her Mirror Prison Oh Yeah also the princess DID Die But her Reincarnation Goes inside a Mirror and is trapped there when she turns 17 and Doesn’t leave until she dIES ALSO ITS HIS OLDEST DAUGHTER THIS TIME ALSO YES HE HAS 2 DAUGHTERS...Okay lemme just calm down..Also yeah she thought of the Princess System) but After a Wish got safe haven for all Keyblade Weilders (I have KH Oc’s other then these don’t ask Longer story they live and basically founded Fortana Haven) I guess the Isle of Light Rose from the Shadow Realm to be just that oh yeah also the Isle of light is literally that kingdom if ya didn’t know

Fortana Haven

(Some Love Nikki BGs for Visualization if I’m Wrong about this from being from Love Nikki Correct me pls and if this is your art sorry and I’ll take it down)

Okay this Place Basically a Modern Fairytale Everything is so Rustic~ but they Have Cafe’s and Stuff~ They’re still very much in Development as a City..or town..or whatever Boss of everything Locket Clover (An OG KH OC) Runs Everything Wonderfully she welcomes everything with open arms and If you wanna run a shop or want a Building for a particular Thing or Activity she’s Pretty open to the idea unless it’s Incredibly Dumb But she will make you get The Wood and Supplies and The Bricks and the Brick Stick Sauce or whatever it’s called she might get give you help constructing but dang is she a firm believer in “DIY” but I like how she’s Determined to Have a Good Balance between Industrial and Rural In fact there is a Mall (God knows how it got there) And that’s pretty much all there is for your Juicy Capitalism Fix She Runs “Hope Stir” Workshop according to Her boyfriend Ephmer It was always Called a workshop but for the longest time she did EVERYTHING Subtle Farmwork And Animal Husbandry ACTUAL Workshop things all cause she wanted to help every Weilder she knew out and made sure they had a place for food and such She is a bit of a Moneyholic but when you’ve been doing what she’s been doing I bet you’d be too overall While it doesn’t have much History yet Fortana Haven (4-Tana is how you say it btw) Is truly well a Haven

The Crowned Castle

(More Pics for Visuals I don’t think this is from love Nikki but if this is your artwork same applies I’m not gonna be the guy who Claims just cause it’s on google it belongs to everybody or something even though yeah I did find it on google)

The...Crown of the Isle of Light Before We came to the Isle for the first time Apparently Everyone In Fortana thought it was Haunted! Which..Fair enough Before we Placed the Princess Medals (Okay QUICK SUMMARY OF THIS BIT Okay so in the KH Mobile game there’s Medals and I wanted them to be in my story basically They’re Memories formed into powers when all my Oc’s Met the Princess’s Of Heart They Each got a Medal Representing them and then the Medals Restored the Castle I left out some details but basically that’s it) This Castle is the BOMB There’s Cool Pretty Princess Room’s And a Bedroom JUST FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!! And it’s just a good Place to Vibe and Hang out with your friends (I’m sorry I’m about to Lore Dumb all over this place) The Princess’s Fiancé Made a Crown for her before she could put it on he put some of his Subconscious in it poor Eden When she wanted to get stronger for Malleus (Malleus is her adoptive big brother and she was upset cause she felt she wasn’t good enough ran away to get power and found the crown) It really did almost completely overtake her I shudder thinking about it “Kachow”...Ew (The fiancé said that a lot ok) a lotta bad stuff happened here but as selfish as this may sound I feel like I earned my spot here and I wanna keep sharing it with my friends

The Matteria Deadland

(Also Imagine some Pointy Mountains and some Lite Mech debris)

Man What to say... So Much Happened here as well probably Tragedy I can’t comprehend there is a few good places about this place though Diane likes to Scavange around Here for Interesting Debris Eden doesn’t like the Air around here but she says she finds Interesting Jewels here and Latte says the same thing so there is good to be found here We all come here every so often to try to help..Anything grow but they don’t call this deadland for nothing but still ya can’t give up hope! I wanna grow some beautiful Lillies here one day! Also hey! Also pretty cool name (Matter-RI-a is how you say it btw) All the sadness that happened here it actually did make the land rich in Metal if nothing else there’s even a whole Cavern we found in the mountains...it almost killed us but we found it

Opal Cove

(also these are Gacha Backgrounds)

Is this Place an Actual Cove? Idk

Is this Place super cool and pretty? Yeah

Is this one of my favorite places in this whole Isle? FRICK YEAH

okay I love a lot about this Isle but Opal Cove!!

Our mermaid friend Mitella I guess “Runs” the Place Our KINDA merman Friend Skye also spends a whole lotta time here Basically it’s a Giant Pool and rumor has it...It’s endless Water...CAUSE IT IS SOMEHOW CAUSE I KNOW weird thing is the Sand it’s at the end of the Isle so there’s not really a beach just...Sand Near Water Odd The Coral Near the Bottom or well “Bottom” Is SO PRETTY it’s like Crystals in the morning the light shines its SO DANG PRETTY I’m glad Mitella is a Sea Witch Or else we couldn’t go so deep underwater it’s SOOO worth it!! She does NOT let a lotta people at once though Heck she doesn’t like Skye that much from what I can tell but she makes an Exception for ~friends~ So...BE NICE TO OUR CUTE MITELLA I’m glad we have a Convient Place for Blitzball practice and also Swimming around with pretty Mermaid Tails (New Nix Mermaid Action Fashion Doll only 25.99! Get it for your Child or they’ll cry!! Also a 5 dollar Boy doll take his Shirt off! That’s it!) Hyde Mi And Skye are kinda an Iconic Trio Mi Also Teaches how to swim with a mermaid tail better for the Weilders who wanna go to Atlantica Hey Mermaids gotta eat so get a Swim Lesson! (And also a transforming Mermaid Doll!)

Bianco Nero Forest

Well tbh I have the least to say because it’s Appeal is simple ADVENTURE AND MYSTERY! Lots can happen in Bianco Nero it’s Basically the Base foundation of the whole Isle! Presumably cause it’s the Black Forest or was at least though it can be dangerous it’s the only place heartless are know to appear in the whole isle (So where you’ll grind In the Video Game that’ll definitely happen :Says the girl who can’t commit to a single comic) They drop all sortsa cool stuff! Heck you can FIND Cool stuff just...Around so..Yeah!!

It’s 2 am maybe I’ll edit this later thanks for reading sorry I got obviously tired by the end goodbye my dearests~ (Seriously y’all deserve like a reward for reading this dumpster fire) I was inspired by those maps in those scholastic books like the Rainbow Fairies I think it was called (Anyone remember those?) that had lil maps in the beginning and also the map’s stickers all on PicsArt

[prettyallfriends]

Pretty Rhythm: My☆Deco Rainbow Wedding Chapter 15+16 English Translation

(These two are seriously my fav chapters so far, they were legitimately hilarious at times. Also Mia has disappeared for some reason, and So-min becomes the player's new sidekick for a while which is soooo good)

Chapter 15: The Gold Spiral Cup is a Bad Omen?

So-min: So you really did enter, Player? The third Spiral Cup… The Gold Spiral Cup! Hm… In that case... Kachow!

Shi-yoon: Ahaha, what kind of weird pose are you doing, So-min~?

So-min: It’s not a weird pose, Shi-yoon! This is… my… um… 'challenging Player pose'!!

Jae-eun: Munch munch! Slippery flavour~

So-min: Jae-eun! I’m not slipping!

Shi-yoon: It’s okay, that uhh, “focused” face of yours is funny, So-min. Ya~y!

So-min: I wasn’t trying to be funny! God! Jae-eun and Shi-yoon really drive me mad sometimes!

Shi-yoon: Ahaha! Thanks for the compliment!

Jae-eun: Munch munch! The flavour of happiness~

So-min: How was that a compliment!? Christ… why are we doing this right before the contest!? We don’t have time to waste talking like this! You want to be able to concentrate before the big contest too, right Player?

Choice: Nah, I’m feeling pretty relaxed! / Yep! Let me focus.

Shi-yoon: Yaa~y! Relax, relax. Charge up your power for the show.

So-min: As expected from the winner of the Bronze and Silver Spiral Cups. The aura of a star shines through your whole body. In that case I’m satisfied! However! We won’t lose to you! We’ve been preparing for this day by… huh? Player, are you looking for someone? Hm, Rinne? Looks like she’s not here. Though, if you work hard enough, she’ll probably hear about it… in which case, it will not have been a waste of time! Kachow! ...Whoops, I did it again.

Jae-eun: Ah! So-min’s doing her weird pose again~!

Shi-yoon: Ahaha. She’s so funny, ya~y!

So-min: It’s not a weird pose! You two are really…

Jae-eun: Oh, it tastes like the contest’s about to start~

So-min: Ah, we talked until it started! Anyway, Player… let’s both do our best in competing!

(prism show)

So-min: It’s finally time for the results.

Jae-eun: Munch munch! I can taste everyone’s nervousness… The winner is…

Shi-yoon: Player-san! Ya~y!

So-min: So now you’ve won the Bronze, Silver and Gold Spiral Cup… Y-you’re definitely n-not a run-of-the-mill prism star~!

Jae-eun: Losing to you tastes frustrating… but your show was wonderful, and had a really fun flavour!

Shi-yoon: Congrats, Player-san. Ya~y! Ah! It looks like you’ve won the Gold Spiral Dress frame!

So-min: It’s so sparkly… it’s shining almost as bright as your show today!

Shi-yoon: Hurry up and let us see you in the dress you make with it!

So-min: I’m sure the golden sparkle of this dress will reach Rinne’s heart… No matter where they are, rivals are always interested in what their opponent is up to.

Shi-yoon: Though, now that you’ve won three Spiral Cups, Rinne won’t be the only person interested in what you’re up to… Other prism stars will hear rumours about you, Player-san.

So-min: Good point… You’re probably going to get a lot more rivals now. Well, I doubt they’ll show up that fast. Kachow!

??? (Shi-yoon foretold you, Serena): So it’s you, huh~? You’re this Player I've hear so much about, right?

So-min: What!? Instantly a rival-ish person has appeared!

??? (Kanon): We’ve heard a lot of rumours about you.

??? (Serena): Come with us for a sec...

So-min: Ahhh! Somehow we’ve gotten into a bad situation~!

(i have no clue what serenon are ever saying bye. Wasnt expecting them to show up ngl)

Chapter 16: The Chaotic Manzai Princesses

So-min: Ooooh… They brought us with them, just like that… Those two are MARs’ rivals, Serenon. This isn’t gonna turn into a… dangerous situation, right? I feel like we wouldn’t be able to run away even if we tried!!! Though maybe it’s not too late, let’s run away…

??? (Serena): Sorry to leave ya waiting~...

So-min: EEEP! They’ve appeared~!!

Serena: My name’s Jounouchi Serena! And she’s…

Kanon: I’m Toudou Kanon. It’s nice to meet you, Player-han.

Serena: We’ve been hearing a lot of rumours that a rookie star just appeared out of nowhere.

Kanon: You’re a newbie, yet you’ve been winning tournaments left and right, and…

Serena: You’re the rival of Rinne, the promising new prism star!

Kanon: How could Serenon leave such an amazing prism star alone like that?

So-min: They’re going to do something to you, Player!

Serena: Hehehe. We’re gonna…

So-min: I can hear my heart thumping!

Serena: ...ask you for a favour!!

So-min: Gah--! Wait, a favour?

Serena: Player, your power as a prism star is the real deal! We need ya to join us in a manzai prism show!! Serenon perform manzai prism shows, and we want loads of people to come see them!!!

Kanon: So we need Player-han’s power to achieve that. Would ya consider doing manzai prism show training with us!?

Choice: Hm… What shall I do…? / No~ I’m really not good at manzai…

Serena: (She’s crying. Why are both choices bad) Whyyyyyy!? You have the sense for comedy! You’re trampling on our dreams!

So-min: Please wait a minute! Player can do something else to help you two! They can’t practise with you, as they have to do lessons to prepare for the Rainbow Cup. And their showdown with Rinne isn’t over yet!

Serena: Rinne… She’s like a partner to you, huh?

So-min: They’re a bit different than manzai partners…

Serena: I’ve got it! I hear ya loud and clear! In that case, get ready to compete against us!

Kanon: If ya win, you’re free to form a pair with Rinne.

Serena: But if we win, you gotta do manzai with us!

So-min: Why this… I don’t get what’s happening anymore, but it looks like you have to do this.

Serena: If you look down on the power of laughter, you better look out! I’m Serena!

Kanon: And I’m Kanon!

Serena: And together we’re Serenon! It’s a pleasure to be here~

(prism show)

Serena: Gah----!! Player, your show was super fun...

Kanon: Being able to make the audience smile more than Serenon could is a great feat!

Serena: Grr~ It’s frustrating, but since you won, you can group up with Rinne.

So-min: No… They never wanted to form a pair with Rinne in the first place.

Serena: Huuuh? That so? That’s too bad, so.

So-min: Why is that?

Kanon: Player-han and Rinne-han seem to be really close after all. How do I put this, they seem to share a bond that’s different than their bonds with others.

Serena: A pair or group will end up having a mysterious bond, right? Our rivals in MARs are like that, and so are we!

Kanon: When I’m with Serena, whether it’s manzai or prism shows, I’m happy.

Serena: Woah woah woah! Why are you saying that kinda thing so suddenly!? I’m gettin’ all shy…

Kanon: What are you getting shy for!? You’re a manzai prism show star, how can you handle being the boke if you can’t handle this!?

Serena: Damn, I really messed up!! How could I~!?

Kanon: Hehe. Well, being able to joke around like this is one of the most fun parts about being partners. Of course, rivals have strong bonds too, like us and MARs. Player-han, forge some strong bonds with Rinne, okay?

Serena: Rivals and friends… If a duo like that did manzai, it’d be hilarious!! Player, you sure ya won’t try doing a manzai prism show?

So-min: ...they will not.

Serena: Ah! You’re a really great tsukkomi, ya know!

Kanon: Player-han, if you ever feel like a manzai lesson, drop us a line whenever, okay? Prism shows and manzai are both about making the audience members happy. I’m looking forward to seeing if you can make your audience smile at the Rainbow Cup!

Serena: Looks like it’s time to go. This has been Serena!

Kanon: And Kanon!

Serena: And this was Serenon! Thank you very much for coming!!

[luckyharbinger]

Did you like the episode?

Uhhh.....I guess?? lol

This is a complicated answer. I loved Rhodes. OBVIOUSLY. Rhodes was ya know wink wink kachow aooga but like. I disliked the portrayal of Cinder killing the evil steps. I mean don’t get me wrong, she was owed her justice, especially to the mom, but killing someone for the first time is a jarring thing, and I would’ve liked to see it portrayed as such instead of OOOOH Cinder is craaaaazy.

Now that I’ve made myself sound like a serial killer, I still have a LOT of complaints about Elm and Harriet. Harriet’s feelings, at least, were KIND of explained; I fully get wanting to have someone to blame, but we are getting NOTHING from Elm. To have a woman who was so sweet before call Penny a piece of junk is wack to me, and then to not even react to seeing Yang again? Elm’s characterization is taking a back seat so that Harriet can be pissed, which already sucks since this is supposed to be someone who claimed no emotional attachment to her team or the kids. Having her first real show of emotion being anger and nothing else (no sadness for Clover or anything?) and petty anger at that.....ain’t great, imo. Especially considering these two are our only dark skinned women in the cast right now.

In my opinion, the problem is that it’s too late in the game to really make me feel sorry for any of the villains. I pity Cinder, but not to the point that I can really get invested in her story. I see Hazel hesitating, but it makes no difference to me if he turns on Salem in the end or not. Mercury is still the same remorseless asshole he’s always been, and there’s been zero growth for him at all, negative or positive. Emerald hasn’t changed at all either; would be nice to see some wavering doubt in her after being treated like shit all the time, but it’s still the same blind loyalty for reasons we don’t even really know. Tyrian is gross as always, Salem is more unsettling than ever, etc etc. Neo is neat.

Now, the whale.....Uh. Yknow. This is The Not Good. I was right about the Ace Ops never finding Penny, it seems, and the speed at which this is happening makes me think she really will already be at the vault, so like....I really don’t know what to think about the pacing. I wasn’t expecting the whale to do anything at all until maybe episodes 9 or 10. Things are moving a lot faster than I suspected, and not even from the hero’s story lines.

James’s one shot was good. Oh boy, that was good. The utter devastation on his face. In V7, he looked like he still had hope, but in V8? Aw man. People keep asking him what he’s going to do and man......this bitch has no fucking idea.

So did I like the episode? It was entertaining, I suppose. But mostly, I think I’m kinda neutral about it. Anxious for Salem’s plot, for sure, but otherwise mostly neutral.

[lucefrs]

did  you  know  either  of  the  victims  :   amelia  taylor  or  cassie  snyder  ?  if  yes  ,   how  well  did  you  know  them ?  

i didn’t know amelia. i knew cass. all the amnesty kids did. we’d smoke together and joke about getting lung cancer together. i’d always bum one off her ‘cos i was always short. she never minded. you know most people are quiet when they smoke, me included. that’s why i usually like smoking alone, i get too tempted to talk if i’m with other people and then it ruins the whole flow of the smoke to burn ratio and people get annoyed with me for interrupting their smoke break with fun facts about john stamos. but i could smoke with her, she was chill. was good at not talking. 

how  have  your  sleeping  and  eating  patterns  been  ?  

well they’ve always been bad, so are you just asking if they’ve been worse ? yeah, i guess. like the food looked super unappetizing all of a sudden which was a bummer cos i was hungry. like during the lockdown. then after all i wanted was junk food, like proper junk food, not junk food made by a five star michelin chef. if the night’s gone right i’m usually ready to plonk right into bed and knock the fuck out, but i guess recently i’ll do the stare at the ceiling thing, thinking about life and death and stuff. that’s like, a normal response though right ? ew, please don’t write seeks validation on your notes, i know and i’m working on it.

do  you  find  yourself  thinking  about  the  event  even  when  you  don’t  want  to  ?  if  yes  ,   what  are  the  most  frequent  images ?  

well yeah, sometimes. in a super selfish way though. like, what if i had been me. what if i had been outside then instead. i keep thinking of cass in this super cinematic way. it’s dark outside, the pavement’s rain slicked and there’s neon lights for some reason. she looks hella hot, and she’s wearing a leather jacket so she’s like robert deniro taxi driver cool. obviously she wasn’t, i dunno what she was wearing probably something super cute and valentinesy. can you find that out for me ? make my intrusive images a little more accurate ?

do  you  avoid  thinking  or  talking  about  the  event ?

not really, ignoring an elephant in the room is like, animal abuse. maybe less so with the gallagher kids, they just don’t get it. and i don’t get them, even though i really want to. some of them are really nice. and dreamy. but i don’t not think of it, i want the grief over asap and the best way to do that is to feel all the shit. 

do  you  avoid  going  places  or  being  in  situations  that  remind  you  of  the  event ?  if  yes  ,   what  are  these  places  ?  

no, i mean, i feel pretty safe here if that’s what you mean. i’m not like triggered by anything ‘cos nothing happened to me. except being kept here against my will, if anything my room reminds me that my door can self-lock if it so chooses to and that scares me more than a wandering murderer. i know, i should get my priorities sorted but that’s like fucked up, don’t you think ? 

do  you  have  nightmares  about   the  event  ?   if  yes  ,   please  describe  these  nightmares  to  the  best  of  your  ability  .  

nope, i had a dream about cass though. very mundane, very wholesome, didn’t know my heart was capable of such tenderness. oof, now that’s a line. i should be like the mamma mia guy in fleabag who writes down all the deep things he says. i don’t really get nightmares, which is wild since i’ve had some fucking awful trips. the last nightmare i had was my mam screaming so loud at me i woke up sweating. thought i was gonna have a heart attack i could literally feel it going off against my chest. called her immediately to tell her about it and she got a real hoot outta it. 

do  you  feel  easily  startled  or  anxious  ?  give  examples  .  

not really, i get a bit nervy sometimes. fidgety and shit, like. just gotta be constantly stimulated, gimme that good good sensory overload you know ? anxiety found dead in miami, i get more manic i guess. boom ! kachow ! aries teas.

do  you  worry  about  being  harmed  or  feel  “on guard” ?  give  examples  .  

nope, should i be ? like i genuinely don’t know how panicked i should be, maybe i’m still in denial. that’s one of the five steps right. five steps ? what is this, alcoholics anonymous ? i meant five stages. like i said, i feel less safe inside these walls, and i probably shouldn’t say this, but i’m like the least valuable member on the amnesty club. i mean jaysus, i joined on a fucking whim, no one wants to harm me, like i barely even know what the fuck is up. 

do  you  feel  detached  or  “numb”  ?  how  so  ?  

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhhh. maybe so !

do  you  feel  shame  or  guilt  about  the  event  or  about  problems  related  to  the  event ?  what  do  you  think  is  causing  this  same  or  guilt ?  

what do i have to be guilty about ? i’ve never done anything wrong in my life. if you’re talking survivor’s guilt ... well, no. shit, i don’t wish it were me at all. i guess, it like, and this sounds super freaking crass, but it doesn’t feel like it’s any of my business. of course i feel every ounce of grief from her death, but all the shit surrounding it, it’s just, like, these circumstances that don’t even feel like a thing. a bad trip, but it’ll be over soon enough. and we’ll all move on with our lives. get decent jobs. have kids. make lacklustre love to our partners and stick it out until the kids are out of high school to get a divorce. 

do  you  find  that  you  act  irritable  or  angry  ?  in  what  ways  ?  

yeah, but i have a right to be angry. every georgetown kid here does. like we’re getting next to no information about what the hell is going on, and it’s really fucking patronizing if you’re asking me. so yeah, i’m irritated with this place, ugh, and it’s like, you’re not even gonna do anything about it but tell me how i can cope with that. bit fucked, don’tcha think ? 

do  you  act  oppositional  ,  act  out  sexually  ,  or  abuse  alcohol  or  drugs ?

well ya, but i did that before any of this happened, and it’s not like a problem, it’s just my vibe. but i can’t say i’ve got it under control, even though i really do have it under control cos that’s just addict talk. so really, it’s just a catch 22. am i using that right ? i haven’t seen the movie.

[lustingtc]

12th November 2018

Wow okay strap in girls especially if you’re interested in TeA about V the slimy cunt

So I saw T before spanish, he was looking like a snACC n he had one of my favourite outfits on so like

🤑✊🏻🤩👊🏻💝💞💓ye💗s💖💘💕

But then the teachers around were like “Get teh fook to class ya wee shets” n so I went in. My friend in the class hadn’t arrived yet so I was bit,,,Oof,,,

I step in n I’m like “I’m gonna killmyself” that’s like the usual nothing new tbH always going on abt death I am.

I feel a rise. A rush. A flush

Ya girl started to flap

N that’s when the panick came back…

I rushed my ass to my friend (luckily she was outside) n started BALLING,,,guess who was to the side of me? Guess who went back into their class?

T.

When he comes home I- 🔪🔪🔪😤😤😤 kachOw

BitCH BETTER WATCH TF OUT

Anywho my friend sat me down n was like “It’s k b” n I was like “JKSAKSHKAJWBA I WANNA KILL V FUCK HIM... boo hoo *snIFF* I don’t want to be here anymore :(“ n like wow okay me

V came over and he like took two steps to me and I just started crying again and I was screaming “GO AWAY. GET AWAY NOW. LEAVE FCKING GO” (btw I was swearing a LoT,,) n he looked at me n fucked off thank god,,,apparently he said to go to the Green Room but uh nO (that’s like for when ur feeling sad/mental health place) we just stayed where we were.

My art teacher P came n he was like “What’s wrong?? You okay?? I’ve never seen you cry before, you’re always so happy,,,” n I explained everything n he was like “Oh” n he called my HOY to get her ass over n sort me out,,, he then said THIS “I know why you’re upset but why? I want you to explain”

WELCOME TO GAME THEORY

He was on abt T? Bc he knows I like T,,,so,,,🅱️uH

AnyWh0 I said my shit n he told my friend to get back to class n like ooF he fucked off n I was a l o n e

Sometimes I’d see P looking at me from the balcony while I waited for my HOY,,p sure he saw me looking at T once yeeSH

After like A YEAR of waiting for my HOY she comes over sits next to me n we talk abt how V remind me of my mums abusive ex, she asks why and I’m like “Idk sis just does n I hate him.” N so miss is like “OoF well...sit in the library till end of the day ::)” lmAO she also (TLDR for y’all) said that the only class I can go into is taught by V so she’ll have to talk to V and T (BC T’s HEAD OF LANGUAGES N SAYINH THAT MAKES ME SO PROUD UWU 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕)

I get to the library, girl I’m friend with is there and as well as this guy in friends with so it’s actually quite pleasent n I get a lot done so it’s all GoOD

THEN HOY COMES IN GRRRR

She’s like “I’ll be having a meeting with T” n I’m like “K bro”

So now we

Wait

If she’ll ever do it idk?? I have spanish on Friday tho so uM fuCK o.O uwu e-o yknow?

Maybe I’ll get private lessons with T ;)

Lmao jokes hella unlikely tho tbh

After skol th0 L & I came to me n they went “We watched T’s favourite movie in our lesson!!!11!1! We thought it was gay but realised it wasn’t :(. It’s a gang romcom thing” HAKABSKANAN IM SCREAMING AHAKAHHAAJABAJAN

I think from the description they game me it’s called Gangs(2009) jsjsksjaka it’s probably not his favourite movie but liKe OhMgGod google it I’m cackling

Also my friend U said she saw T buying beer, bread & mints the other day lmao stan jsjsks jsjsk

[baekhvuns]

hi bEstayy *wiggle eyebrows sexily*

GUESS WHOS BACK?? yeth its this bihhh 🤪 ive been gone for a while to binge-watch your bollywood recs and LORD I NEVER WATCH ANYTHING THESE GEWDDD B4 tyty i def owe u a big ass srk human replica for this 😭🤧 my driving class is back again on this saturday so i have a plenty amount of time to go thru ur kdramas recs this timeeee wheeee

also here’s some tea 🍵🍵 my irl bestie (he’s a guy) wanted to end our 10 fkin years of friendship just bcs his gf hates that he’s close to me 🤠 well he didnt do anything yet about it but he’s dropping hints here and there everytime we hang outtt soooo haha and everyone seems to make it out like im the ViLLaiNn of the whole situation bc u know the gf is always in the right eventho i didnt do anything like girly just take ur man and go💀 guess im in my main character era *flips hair* i mean i have ✨choi san✨ and ✨park seonghwa✨ in my life and u think i would thirst over him? make it make sense.

btw btw i’ve read every single ask thats fighting over bodyguard!hwa and boxer!hwa so ive decided that im officially team boxer!hwa !!🤭 i mean dark academia?! a toughie-turned-softie for miss y/n?! all the knuckles bruises gettin taken care by yours truly?! imagine seonghwa almost losing in a boxing tournament but then there’s his lil lover y/n in the audience seat shouting for his name and he got all worked up and pssh pssh kachow *punching noise* HE WON! ok maybe thats too wild but thank you for coming to my ted talk, here’s some sweet luvin for ya miss baekhvuns ❤️🧡💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

- 🤑

HIHII

hi bEstayy *wiggle eyebrows sexily*

LMFAOOOO HI BEST FRIEND 😭😭😭

GUESS WHOS BACK?? yeth its this bihhh 🤪 ive been gone for a while to binge-watch your bollywood recs and LORD I NEVER WATCH ANYTHING THESE GEWDDD B4 tyty i def owe u a big ass srk human replica for this 😭🤧 my driving class is back again on this saturday so i have a plenty amount of time to go thru ur kdramas recs this timeeee wheeee

omg omg omg WHICH ONE WAS UR FAVOURITE 😭😭😭🤚🏼 THANK USM FOR WATCHING THEM THEYRE TRULY EXQUISITE FHHDFH STOP IT FJWKFHEK IF U GET ME A SRK REPLICA ID LITERALLY PASS OUT FBWNDBWK PLS JCBSNDB HOW FUN PLS DONT CRASH FBWNDBDN maybe u should watch crash landing on u for the driving license <3

also here’s some tea 🍵🍵 my irl bestie (he’s a guy) wanted to end our 10 fkin years of friendship just bcs his gf hates that he’s close to me 🤠 well he didnt do anything yet about it but he’s dropping hints here and there everytime we hang outtt soooo haha and everyone seems to make it out like im the ViLLaiNn of the whole situation bc u know the gf is always in the right eventho i didnt do anything like girly just take ur man and go💀 guess im in my main character era *flips hair* i mean i have ✨choi san✨ and ✨park seonghwa✨ in my life and u think i would thirst over him? make it make sense.

oHO he what????? that’s, that’s truly a very classic tale 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 does she mayhaps have a reason for all of this? how does no one else see it?????? she may have views about you that make her hate u and honestly BFNWBDKW it never ends well 😭😭😭 u can either ignore her or tell her upfront abt the entire thing (and if she doesn’t wanna listen, i think u got the answer, bc well u tried to telll ur part nicely) 😭😭 to avoid any malice bc it seems like it’ll cost u ur friendship 😭😭😭 BTBWJHDLW NO FR SEONGHWA AND SAN 😩😩😭🤲🏼 wHY MEN WHEN SEONGHWA ???? “GIRLY TAKE UR MAN” BFMWBDKWBDKW YES GIRLIE PLS DO but that also means their relationship can be build on insecurity if she seems to be jealous of those hanging out with him!!!

btw btw i’ve read every single ask thats fighting over bodyguard!hwa and boxer!hwa so ive decided that im officially team boxer!hwa !!🤭 i mean dark academia?! a toughie-turned-softie for miss y/n?! all the knuckles bruises gettin taken care by yours truly?!

BFWMFJWKDKW TEAM BOXER U SAY 👁👄👁🔫 what about mr bodyguard who only says “yes ma’am.” men who keep quiet >>> BDNWBDNW he’s a mix of boxer too 😭😭😭 but he guards the reader ☺️☺️

BUT YES BOXER 😩😩 DARK ACADEMIA ITS LIKE CLIMBING THE SCHOOL WALLS TO SEE EACH OTHER man he’s rly possessive- YES YES EVERYTHING TO URS YES 100%

imagine seonghwa almost losing in a boxing tournament but then there’s his lil lover y/n in the audience seat shouting for his name and he got all worked up and pssh pssh kachow *punching noise* HE WON! ok maybe thats too wild but thank you for coming to my ted talk, here’s some sweet luvin for ya miss baekhvuns ❤️🧡💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

STOPPPPPPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KACHOW HE WON 😭😭😭😭 no bc i will make it very dramatic and cliche bc i live for it omg i love this tysm best friend BFNWBDJW 😭😭💓✨💓✨💓✨ THANK U 😭😭

[lightning95mcqueen195]

Lightning HeadCannons

Hey, I was bored and I wrote out all the headcannons I have on the kachow boy. There's 50 so I hope y'all will like some of them at least. :) I've seen people put their headcannons on here and I wanted to share mine lol. 1. He's terrified of the dark and needs a night light or someone to cuddle with at all times. 2. He's got anxiety issues, idk maybe just anxiety in general or separation anxiety, cause I think I'd be cute to see him all scared in a store or something with Sally and he can't find her and he's getting scared and then he turns around and she's behind him and he just gets so relieved and hugs her or something, omg. 3. He wants kids one day, but is kind of nervous cause he's afraid he's gonna mess up by not being there or just doing something wrong, but he'd really like to have a daughter. 4. He gets really nervous in tough situations, like super shaky and sweaty (do cars sweat??) and he gets this cute stutter or something. 5. He's a very hyper car, like he was a hyper child always running around and wearing himself out, and like now he's calmed down a bit but he sometimes just gets that burst of energy and no one can freaking calm him down. 6. He's a really good singer, but his anxiety causes him to not sing in public. Maybe he sings with Sally or something idk that'd be cute. 7. With the singing thing, he's not usually shy in front of people and fans but put him on a stage with a microphone and he's got chronic stage fright. 8. Oh, he's shy! I can feel it! He may be able to show that smile on the camera, but on the inside he wishes he could crawl into a hole and leave all these cameras behind lol. 9. He wears glasses/contacts. Idk, I think he'd make a cute nerdy kid. 10. Oh, speaking of nerdy kid, I think he was one. He may seem kinda dumb and hot headed in Cars but he was actually super smart throughout school. He was like top of his class, playing chess, and getting them A's. 11. He had braces. Come on, no one can be born with those perfect teeth without going through some major dental work. 12. He loves to play video games, but not with someone else cause he can't stand losing. 13. He was a delinquent as a kid (even with all them good grades and what not) but like he would do all kinds of bad things around his hometown or something, like all the cops knew him by name lol. 14. He had an abusive father. Idk, I feel he had something bad in his childhood cause that would explain his nasty attitude in Cars, but I feel like his dad maybe forced him into racing when McQueen didn't even want to, and his dad would just abuse him for it. Lighty eventually fell in love with racing, but he always thought of his dad and he's always had that fear that he might come back and hurt him again because he wasn't the nasty racer his dad wanted him to be. 15. Lightning has thought about marriage, but he's nervous about it because he doesn't want to have a divorce like his parents did when he was younger. Plus he doesn't see why him and Sally need marriage because they are perfectly happy the way they are, plus they're both super busy so planning a wedding on top of that would be a literal wreck. 16. His mom was super supportive of him. She was always the one cheering him on a sport events and stuff and she like loves Lightning more than anything in the world and she can't help but gush to the other moms about what Lighty is doing now and how amazing he is. 17. Lighty calls his mom ALL THE TIME! Like four times a week I'd say, like he's always excited to tell his mom what he's been doing and just talking to his mom in general. 18. He reads fanfiction, like he has fandoms he obsesses over or something and he's kind of embarrassed by it, so when people drive in while he's reading it he kind of freaks out and will throw his phone across the room. 19. He loves to sleep and he's like a really heavy sleeper, like nothing will wake him up. He has to set like five alarms at the same time just to make enough noise to wake him up. 20. He loves to cuddle! He's not super clingy but he can be if he wants. He's always looking to cuddle and maybe have a movie date night. 21. He has beautiful handwriting (tire-writing??) and like Sally is jealous cause hers sucks and Lightning freaking breaks out the cursive and Sally ends up just throwing the pen in frustration. 22. Lightning is involved with his fans and the fandom based on him (in the Cars world 😂). He's always talking to his fans and he keeps up with them and laughs at all the things they post about him being super sexy and how he's such a dork. 23. He's a dork. (No explanation needed) 24. He has like so many social media accounts, I'm talking an Instagram, SnapChat, Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook like he's got it all. 25. He loves Netflix, like he binge watches TV shows and movies 24/7. 26. His favorite alcoholic drink is Vodka, even though he's a lightweight, but he figures "go big or go home". 27. He loves horror movies, like he adores them and can't get enough of them! Sally will be terrified and he'll be sitting there complaining about what a big baby she is and how it's not even scary. 28. He loves to read, like he loves all them teen books and all the movies that come out based on books (Fault in Our Stars, etc.). He can't get enough of them. His favorite is Twilight. 29. He likes chick flicks. Like he never admits it, but he does get teary eyed from some of them. 30. He loves fire and he loves the Fourth of July cause he loves fireworks and fire and he gets to play with it ( lol no idea where this came from tbh). 31. He loves Trap music and he likes to get down with it. 32. He's a terrible dancer but he tries. 33. He's literally terrible at everything besides racing. 34. He loves art and he can't help but go to art museums and stuff. 35. If he ever got into a movie as an actor, he wants it to be a horror movie so he can play dead and stuff lol. 36. He loves horror, but he's terrified of dolls, like he can't stand them at all. 37. He's a heavy sleeper but it's like so hard for him to fall asleep. He'll be on social media for hours before he passes out from exhaustion. 38. He has night terrors (due to his abusive dad and what not) and he sometimes wakes up crying and screaming in the middle of the night. When he lived alone he always had to get up and make some tea or something to calm down, but now that he lives with Sally she comforts him in any way, shape, or form. 39. He's jealous of people who can get up early because he totally cannot. 40. Lighty loves his dank memes. They take up probably 99% of his phone storage. 41. It's easy to make him laugh. 42. He has several kinds of laughs. He's got like a polite chuckle and then a full on laughing fit like he's choking and dying or something. There's no in-between. He has one of those laughs that's funnier than the actual joke. 43. He loves Disneyland and he wants to go back but he never has time. He still remembers the first time he went and it makes him sad cause he can't go back for a while. 44. He's a kid at heart. 45. He's always getting in trouble because he does some stupid things from time to time. 46. He loves the beach, like he literally loves it. He owns like a condo in California and he goes there sometimes (with or without Sally) and just chills on the beach. When he's with Sally he'll race along the shore and spray sand everywhere and getting Sally dirty in the process and then she won't talk to him for the rest of the day lol. 47. He's a big coffee drinker because he can't wake up in the morning. 48. He legit uses the word "lit" like all the time and he uses it when talking to his fans and his fans get annoyed sometimes cause he says it way too much and they say stuff like "Light, stop abusing the word or else we aren't using it anymore" then he like just keeps repeating it until everyone literally stops chatting with him. 49. He loves YouTube and he has all his favorite YouTuber's and what not. 50. He loves to argue, like all the time, but more in a fun way than an actual argument way. He'll argue about literally anything and it drives Sally insane until he starts cracking up.

[survivorinternational]

Episode 12 - "Everything sounds slightly too good to be true" - Allan

So last round with Jacob leaving it’s good for me but I got 6tg in my last season so I am worried this round hoping no one flips. I really want to WIN this game. 

Umm this week has been weird. Everything sounds slightly too good to be true, Vilma possibly has an idol but has immunity anyway and Tyler seems set to go. It's been very quiet though and it hope that's not a sign that things are going to go wrong. I've made my mind up to keep Clash in for as long as I can. He's been a great ally to me and come f4 we will have the numbers to at least tie it. I think my best bet is to keep him in and either have someone else manage to take him out at f4 with an idol or have a better jury speech than him. Fingers Crossed!! 

Grr probs my last confessional! In line I’m theoretically the next to go Oopsies. But I’m holding out for a hero aka clash or Allan Clash is meant to be voting liana with me and Vilma, plus he’s meant to steal Allan’s vote. However he’s being short with me so I don’t fully trust :( Then allan is claim he wants clash gone, but I don’t believe that at all so that’s awks there’s more but I’m at work! Kachow catch ya later! 

So... Jacob went home last round as expected, although there was some last minute scrambling going on and I definitely thought for a sec I was going to get some votes as well. First I thought Clash was single-handedly behind all the chaos just so he could have made me play 'my idol' (which doesn't exist, I don't have one), but he told me later that Jacob had claimed he had given me an idol ???? I don't know whether to believe that or not but it was weird regardless. Anyway, Jacob and I had a really nice talk before he left and I felt really bad voting him out. :((( HE IS SO NICE UGH. I don't think he was bitter anymore even though I flipped on him about 294793284 times this game. Ugh what a gem. I've also taken a liking to Liana, she is really fun whenever we talk, I'm just sad we didn't talk more from the beginning!!! We could've gotten along great. She's quirky and I love it. I WON IMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUARANTEED F5 FUCK YES BABY. My first individual immunity and ah it feels so good to be safe. I love not having to stress about going home for one round. I've pretty much decided that it is better for my game to keep Clash in for at least one, or potentially two more rounds. His target is always going to be bigger than mine and I need that division if I want to make my way to the end. Liana, Patrick and Allan are targeting Tyler this round, and Clash and I have been pretty much just considering whether we should let Tyler go or force a tie between him and one of the three. Hell I'd be even down to go to rocks this round since I'm immune. I kinda really want to just break that trio of Liana, Patrick and Allan, since I think they all want to go to f3 together and there's very little room for the rest of us. The endgame would basically just come down to whether we'd be able to comp out our way to the end or not. Tyler told me, however, that Clash told him he has a steal a vote advantage... Clash hinted me about having some kind of advantage that could help us next round too, but he hasn't outright told me what advantage it is. I'm just very worried because I think there has to be one more idol left and I have no idea who has it. It could be literally anyone. OHHHH and Tyler told me he has half an idol as well!!!!!!!! I WAS SHOCKED because I thought the half idol thing was a lie by Michael to cover for his full idol.... But maybe he was honest after all? I feel bad now that I didn't believe him. But either way, I think most likely outcome is Tyler goes home tonight, unless Clash decides to go wild last minute and force a tie with me and Tyler. Another sad vote ahead. :( 

So Vilma won immunity. But our options were always either Vilma or Tyler so it works out. Tyler probably doesn't have an idol or he would've played it when Stephen was voted out. Vilma would not plan an idol on Tyler so she could save it for herself and guarantee herself another round. Tyler was throwing my name out but lately changed his mind. Why does no one target Clash? It is so weird. I can't wait for the mess that ensues when our group of 4 goes after each other. 

I think that keeping this week safe and voting Tyler is the best option. Getting clash out next round seems possible and I think I will have immunity for it